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Romance › Re: How I Taught My Boastful Date A Lesson by shizzle11(m): 12:45pm On May 10, 2013
Was expecting to hear about how you rented a two room apartment, opened a boutique in a luxury suburb in Abuja, travelled to Milan to get wares for your shop, bought a honda pilot car, dress like a celebrity etc only to come across this thrash of how you made him buy food in take away packs for you and your sis, hungry gals. Next time, make proper use of your brain and stop broadcasting the fact that a nice looking, young, fulfilled dude accosted you for a r/ship, while pretending not to admire his ways (meanwhile right within you, you're yearning to see more of him)

I hate pretenders, Mtceww!
Romance › Re: How I Taught My Boastful Date A Lesson by shizzle11(m): 12:42pm On May 10, 2013
@op,
Women(most) and what they want...honestly only God knows. So if the guy had told you or was the opposites like, coming on a bike to pick you then you two will go on a the date on the same bike; told you he trekked thru out secondary school and in fact still treks; talks about how his dad manages to bring N2000 for soup and his mother a housewife, how his younger siblings can't afford school fees at the uni blah blah, would that have made you signify instant love for himhuh Like if he narrates different stories of how he wines and dines with poverty would you be saying these things now?

Bragging or showing off for me is a turn off, but someone telling you how successful he is isn't entirely bragging. One discussion could lead to another. Even when a guy is braggin and you're sick of it, any clever girl will have a way of telling a guy she's had enough by subtly switching topics, any not by making orders and not eating, that is sheer disrespect and stup1dity.

Keep bragging and pretending you don't like guys like him, not picking his calls blah blah as if u don't enjoy his company, (people like you will also boast you can't date poor guys) only God knows if you're not even the one doing the calling and trying the fix the appointments.

Silly hypocryte!
Romance › Re: Can You Go Into Marriage Without Passing Through Relationship ? by shizzle11(m): 11:28am On May 10, 2013
Well dunno what sort of relationship you mean, but I can't marry a lady without courting her first
Politics › Re: Policemen Attack Maiduguri Hospital, Shoot Doctor, Beat-Up Medical Staff by shizzle11(m): 9:56am On May 10, 2013
Those policemen are very senseless and stewpid! So what do they want the hospital to do? Deposit their colleagues corpses on top of other corpses simply cos they are that of their colleagues.

Nonsense! Look at them flexing muscles at the wrong place, bunch of eediots venting their misplaced anger on the wrong people, blockheads!
Politics › Re: Asari Tokubo, You Are A Big F00l For Threatening My Peace. by shizzle11(m): 9:32am On May 10, 2013
Op, you are a bigger f00l for opening this senseless thread. C.owards like you are the problem with Nigeria. Where was your pieces and pitiful life when your idols like ciroma, atiku and buhari where threatening the peace and security of this country.

You are a complete waste of spermatozoa. Your mum made a grave mistake, she should have flushed you,.... if only she knew
Politics › Re: 2015: Lagos APC Amazons To Watch by shizzle11(m): 8:47am On May 10, 2013
Hokay! We af ear
Politics › Re: Assistant Police-Commissioner, 29 Officers Killed In Nasarawa Clash by shizzle11(m): 6:48pm On May 09, 2013
I am seriously vexed. This sort of news keeps popping up practically on daily basis. These terrorists and militia continue to offer Jonathan an opportunity to show he has balls and Jona keeps acting like a coward. Send soldiers to that town or village, equiped with intelligent monitoring and report and phase out these bar-stards who obviously think they're above the law.
Politics › Re: Arrest Me If You Can, Dokubo-Asari Dares IG, Reps, Others by shizzle11(m): 6:39pm On May 09, 2013
If our's was a sane society with leaders who are worth their salt, no single individual would dare the authorities in this manner. That being said, I admire this man for his courage and bluntness. If you need guts, let Asari be your mentor. The man has the heart of a lion, fearless and daring, and on this course I'm absolutely behind him.

Like seriously, who are the eediots calling for his arrest on such silly excuse. Where here these same shameless monkeez when the likes of ciroma, buhari and atiku were threatenind the peace and securtiy of the country with their unguarded utterances. Bunch of deluded hypocrytes!
Politics › Re: Assistant Police-Commissioner, 29 Officers Killed In Nasarawa Clash by shizzle11(m): 5:21pm On May 09, 2013
What annoys me most is dat when soldiers go on reprisal attacks now the UNHRC will now know how to beam the searchlight on so called extra judicial killings while giving a blind eye and deaf ears to the unprovoked incessant attacks and killings of innocent security agents and civilians. Bunch of crazy scumbags!
Politics › Re: Ngige Declares Governorship Ambition In Anambra by shizzle11(m): 2:58pm On May 09, 2013
The worst mistake any Anambrarian will make is to consider a calamity like Andy Ubah. I'll rather vote Ngige under APN than voe ubah. That guy is a total fraud and disaster waiting to happen, but God forbid, he'll never smell the seat. Soludo and Akunyili will make a perfect combo, they remain my pick anytime, anyday, forget the squabbles they had couple of years back, politics can still bring them back together as a unit
Politics › Re: Ngige Declares Governorship Ambition In Anambra by shizzle11(m): 2:47pm On May 09, 2013
The man Ngige is not entirely a bad choice. If not for anything, I admire his bravery and valour when he denied and denounced the nuisance called Chris Ubah. However, I have a problem with his party affiliation. Big mistake!
Fashion › Re: Miss Nigeria 2013 Semi-finalists: Who is the Prettiest (Pictures)? by shizzle11(m): 1:51pm On May 09, 2013
IHEUKWUMERE

DOKUBO

UDUN
Romance › Re: Can You Date Your Ex Boyfriend/girlfriend Ever Again? by shizzle11(m): 10:25pm On Apr 16, 2013
Rastamann: Who be this Okafor?
Romance › Re: Can You Date Your Ex Boyfriend/girlfriend Ever Again? by shizzle11(m): 6:34pm On Apr 16, 2013
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Rastamann: Who be this Okafor?
†ђξ guy who propounded †ђξ congo-dynamics law
It is called Okafor's law of Congo-dynamics

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Education › Re: What Are The Benefits Of Student Relationships? by shizzle11(m): 8:00pm On Apr 14, 2013
That a student r/ship cannot guarantee continuity/marriage after graduation does not mean there are no benefits to it. If I may ask haw many post university r/ships have ended in marriage.

Op, stop making it look like its a waste of time getting into student r/ship while at school cos it has many benefits, most of which have been listed above. If u don't mingle, groove, rock and have fun while in school, where else oe when will Ɣ☺ΰhuh. Don't forget, we're in school to learn and this includes learning about r/ships and many cases Ɣ☺ΰ need to get into one or two to learn anything worthwhile abt r/ship (In this case u're becoming a wiser person)
Education › Re: What Are The Benefits Of Student Relationships? by shizzle11(m): 7:41pm On Apr 14, 2013
MariamUT: Asin en. I be 'chuck norris' nobody fit break my heart
Talk is cheap! Tell dat to †ђξ birds
Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye And Girlfriend Anita Have A Baby-Boy by shizzle11(m): 6:20pm On Apr 13, 2013
hypnotikent: This okoyes sha... When will they get marriedhuh Just manufacturing babies out of wedlock... I think they are just too stingy, make woman no come dominate their riches...
WTFhuh Now with this disgruntled rant of yours, I can conclude that Ɣ☺ΰ are cowardly rich, bunkum!
Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye And Girlfriend Anita Have A Baby-Boy by shizzle11(m): 6:16pm On Apr 13, 2013
onila: THESE 2 dumb brothers having kids out of wedlock

mtchew

marry the women, ewu.s! angry
Abeg park well joor! See how u're ranting like a rabid dog, how many abortions have Ɣ☺ΰ had beforehuh Ɣ☺ΰ're here talking nonsence
Fashion › Re: Women Are Better-Off Without Bras - Research Claims by shizzle11(m): 3:49pm On Apr 13, 2013
CFCfan: Lol. Most of the posters here (90%) are men cheesy
Anyway, another research study suggests that bras prevent womens br.easts from sagging, which makes a lot of sense.
Most of †ђξ ladies want to try it first b4 commenting

gringrin
Fashion › Re: Women Are Better-Off Without Bras - Research Claims by shizzle11(m): 3:45pm On Apr 13, 2013
Nicepoker: u wey de go wit oversized fairly used bras de claim say na american bra u de use now.
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Webmasters › Re: Zuckerberg, Facebook Founder To Visit Akwa-Ibom by shizzle11(m): 3:25pm On Apr 13, 2013
Jastombutex11: Well to people like u it's an avenue to unreasonable argument but to sensible people they see it as an avenue to celebrate the real Genius we have in Nigeria SEUN. So mr. talkwise try to be sensible and don't be too smart
Stop trying to sound intelligent! Trying to discredit a genius like Mark will do Ɣ☺ΰ no good. Accept it or not, he's an enigma, stop labeling him a cheat. It is only in †ђξ figment of your own imagination that Mark is not a real Genius. No one has talked Seun down or says he doesn't deserve to be celebrated. Again, your unguarded comparisons is acutely unfounded. mr sabi all, u can improve
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye: A Jet is Necessary For God's Work by shizzle11(m): 3:10pm On Apr 13, 2013
[quote author=samm_miey]Everthing works 2geda 4good 2dose who believ[/quote]grin gringrin grin grin gringrin gringrin gringrin grin grin gringrin grin. Its a pity! Man of God indeed!
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye: A Jet is Necessary For God's Work by shizzle11(m): 3:06pm On Apr 13, 2013
How is this newshuh I would be more than flabbergasted if he had not defended it. Mtcheww
Romance › Re: Never Loose A Girl With These Qualities by shizzle11(m): 2:54pm On Apr 13, 2013
LushGreenz: A ti mo iru yin...Asha oshii!!! SMH for you too
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Romance › Re: Never Loose A Girl With These Qualities by shizzle11(m): 2:49pm On Apr 13, 2013
Another women-friendly thread. Owkay! We don hear!

Pls endeavor to bring us †ђξ male version "never loose a man with these qualities" so dat equation go balance

Tank u don menshun! gringrin
Fashion › Re: Women Are Better-Off Without Bras - Research Claims by shizzle11(m): 2:26pm On Apr 13, 2013
Nicepoker: Pants nah. Cant they stop that too?
gringringrin;
Badt guy! But they didn't stop anything nah, only gave d report of a research finding
Fashion › Re: Women Are Better-Off Without Bras - Research Claims by shizzle11(m): 2:19pm On Apr 13, 2013
Lol...not sure this researcher understands that bra helps to support bre.asts with low self-esteem and increases confidence in women #packaging thinz! grin
Webmasters › Re: Zuckerberg, Facebook Founder To Visit Akwa-Ibom by shizzle11(m): 2:00pm On Apr 13, 2013
Jastombutex11: Mark is no where better or greater than Seun except for the fact that he's far richer than him. Nairaland is Seun's Idea and personal thinking unlike Mark that stole friends idea. We need people of our own to motivate us and not the white that have no odd against them over there. We need someone that will explain to us how impossibilities can be made possible in this hell country of IMPOSSIBILITIES angry angry angry
Unguarded comments and comparisons like yours are †ђξ reasons for unnecessary and needless arguements on this forum. ITK
Romance › Re: Dating A 27 Year Old Virgin Is Frustrating by shizzle11(m): 11:57am On Apr 13, 2013
BTW, why would a girl go into a relationship since she doesn't want sex or wants to keep her virginity. Like seriously I don't gerrit. Stay †ђξ hell outta any r/ship if u don( wanna be intimate. Yes don't even get involved in d first place, kapish?
Romance › Re: Dating A 27 Year Old Virgin Is Frustrating by shizzle11(m): 11:44am On Apr 13, 2013
scobaba: 123likes?

See virgins for NL....nawa oooo.
Virgins kehuh Make no mistake bruv. Many of dem likers apart from †ђξ born agains, are rejuvenated siners, those who are/have been heartbroken before and now feel †ђξ best solution is to keep 'it' closed. Most of †ђξ protagonists of virginity are just pretenders cos most have them commit †ђξ sex act in many other ways than practical. Abi d gal wey u quote tell u say she neva Bleep b4?...nansence!!!!
Romance › Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by shizzle11(m): 11:11am On Apr 03, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]But guys are always pretentious...spending money they don't have on women grin how is this more different kikiki[/quote]Do u wear padded panties toohuh
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge SEASON 3 [Ladies Pick Your Men] by shizzle11(m): 11:22pm On Apr 02, 2013
190: beautiful B dey eye me from sidelines grin grin
Huhhuh Mercedes benz,
Quit smoking ganja with akamu
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