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^^ shut the f**k up you malnourished m0r0n; go ask ur wretched mum who couldn't feed your whack cranium with the basic nutients

^^ typical of a ne'er-do-well modaphurker that u are, go ask your wretched mum who couldn't feed your whack cranium wt the basic nutrients, oponu

Attention seeker! Mtcheeew

Tashamania: Its not necessary but it is compulsory

Ambiguity at its best! Sweetie, pls enlighten me

K babes, i have a crush on Tashamania! **winks**

K babes, i have o crush on Tashamania! **winks**

Deedee49: I am so baffled at how people dis days talk about virgins and virginity, like its some kind of plague (disease)! Most Nairalanders talk about virgins, like de are d least of God's creation,in dis hierarchical order: (Man, Woman, Animals, Trees, and Virgins)! Pity! Anyway, i advice any virgin out there on nairaland, not to second guess urselves! Virginity is a virtue!!! To da guys BACK OFF!!!

Thers nothing wrong with being a virgin bt u dn't have to blow ur trumpet if u're one. But does being a virgin guarantee marital bliss?. I can give you a thumb up for being a virgin ie if you're in your early 20's at most but if you're 25 above and claim(still) a virgin, there's a problem with that.

Op are you one and hw old are you if you don't mind?

freecocoa: Oh well,isn't it about time?

Exactly! Long overdue if u ask me

[quote author=Mynd-44]I really don't see myself kneeling down for anyone. Honestly[/quote]U dey mind dem? Kneel down, like that's paramount to the happyness of the marriage. Am waiting to hear a lady say someone declined cos the guy didn't kneel down, even all of them making mouth here now wouldn't even dare turn down the proposal on account of "him" not kneeling down. Na today

dare2think: Happy father's day to the 'real' fathers excluding sperm donors!

Dude, you get me ROTFLMBAO!

As for as i,m concerned, Oledola, Facrook, house of theft, name them are all rogues. I'll just sit, fold my arms and watch while they expose themselves just like "breeze blow fowl nyash open" and i expect more cans of worm to be blown open soon.

shymmex: Where did I say I was an atheist, prick?

Phuck religion and phuck atheism as well - you're all JERKS as far as I'm concerned...

I'm IRRELIGIOUS - and I believe in the God born inside of me.

Then shut ur trap! Dunce. Believe whatever you want since u're irreligious but the situation at hand has always been religious irrespective of the fact that some disgruntled elements have always wanted it to look or sound political. Get it!

shymmex: Kill all Muslims, and Christians - but the religion will still be there..

Why not KILL religion, and worship your God in your house, huh

Jesus was a Jew - Muhammed was Arab..

Useless people!! - when you wipe yourselves out, leave the oil, and other resources for conscious people...

You are a compound foooo.l, the most useless person. Now christians are retaliating and you suddenly ask for religion to be "killed", what happened to this opinion when bh were busy bombing churches yet you never asked them to kill their religion. Ofcourse it suits you that christians should be exterminated so that the God-forsaken, good-for-nothing religion of piss and pit of hell called islam, their followers and sponsors will have all the "oil and other resources" to themselves and your likes. You can worship your god at home but we don't need any advice from an atheist. Conscious indeed, Ode!

kkk17: [color=#006600][/color]

isn't that what you people have always wanted? We still remember the threats from Atiku, Buhari & ciroma. Jona though not my ideal president, is going no where. Keep soaking your hands with the blood of the innocent.

Sweeth@t God bless you, much as they try, Jonathan will never give way to them, bar.stards, let them continue to soil their hands with blood of innocent victims, they will surely gnash their teeth in pain, agony and sorrow just when they think they have victory, and God will surely see to that! Useless religion of pit(of hell) and piss

trustdanalhaji: enough is enough we can`t seat and watch this badluck becouse he is not a good leader. The ruling of badluck is:
This is not ruling.
This not good.
This is bad leadership.
We nigerians we have to rise and change our leaders so that we can change our nation for better.
How can we site and watch our leaders we have to remove badluck and orthers so that this bomnblast will stop
enough is enough we can`t seat and watch this badluck becouse he is not a good leader. The ruling of badluck is:
This is not ruling.
This not good.
This is bad leadership.
We nigerians we have to rise and change our leaders so that we can change our nation for better.
How can we site and watch our leaders we have to remove badluck and orthers so that this bomnblast will stop
enough is enough we can`t seat and watch this badluck becouse he is not a good leader. The ruling of badluck is:
This is not ruling.
This not good.
This is bad leadership.
We nigerians we have to rise and change our leaders so that we can change our nation for better.
How can we site and watch our leaders we have to remove badluck and orthers so that this bomnblast will stop

F000l! Keep deceiving yourselves, so Jonathan is president and that's why you keep throwing bombs to unsettle his govt to have enough reason to discredit him and make a way for your fellow blood sucking demons and sponsors to return to power, wishful thinking cos your days are numbered all you modaphurking terrorist bastards

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]GEJ & OBJ want to remove the leadership of the house. . . . lets see how things unfold.[/quote]Mr man did you read the part that says the fraud was commited before the current leadership of the house assumed office? Stop sounding silly

Age difference shouldn't really matter in marriage but in climes like nigeria, it does, cos of the respect thing, IMO the man should be older than the woman by at least 6 years, i personally will not marry a lady who is not at least 6 years younger than me considering that women age faster than men

PortHarcourtBoy: As regards cooking, she doesn't like my presence around the kitchen, when in actual sense my presence is needed in order to guide her on what and what to use while cooking, right quantities of these ingredients and also the sequencing...but she doesn't like this

If we are preparing certain meals together and I tell her what ingredients to be used, she sometimes insists on the addition of some ingredients which are a taboo in standard cooking practice, eg. - adding curry and thyme to my local soups, if my tastebuds find it funny, I discontinue eating...when I complain, her response would be such continental spices are used for the preparation of soups in her mother's house. We are not in her Mother's house for crying out loud, this is my house and you must learn how to cook my way...

@shollypopz I get u, bt you may also want to read ph man's submission above. If she's not willing and raedy to learn from him, then I doubt any relative would be useful eighter. From my observatio and from ph mans responses, its like the op is naturally lazy, not willing to take corrections or to learn, nags to much etc yet she cries fowl. I really think she needs to step up her game and adjust, seeking for sympathy on NL wouldn't help her because even if she parts ways with ph man, what guarantee does she have that the next man she meets wouldn't even demand more from her, unless she is lucky to marry a super-rich man who's realy to condon her lazyness and employ the services of cooks, stewards and what have u, she had better work on her lapses just as ph man has also promised to work on his own lapses cos no one is perfect but I insist, a woman really needs to be up and on the home front more so when she has a men who's always willing and supportive in that aspect. In my sincere opinion, the op shouldn't be complaining !

PortHarcourtBoy: As regards cooking, she doesn't like my presence around the kitchen, when in actual sense my presence is needed in order to guide her on what and what to use while cooking, right quantities of these ingredients and also the sequencing...but she doesn't like this

If we are preparing certain meals together and I tell her what ingredients to be used, she sometimes insists on the addition of some ingredients which are a taboo in standard cooking practice, eg. - adding curry and thyme to my local soups, if my tastebuds find it funny, I discontinue eating...when I complain, her response would be such continental spices are used for the preparation of soups in her mother's house. We are not in her Mother's house for crying out loud, this is my house and you must learn how to cook my way...

@shollypopz I get u, bt you may also want to read ph man's submission above. If she's not willing and raedy to learn from him, then I doubt any relative would be useful eighter. From my observatio and from ph mans responses, its like the op is naturally lazy, not willing to take corrections or to learn, nags to much etc yet she cries fowl. I really think she needs to step up her game and adjust, seeking for sympathy on NL wouldn't help her because even if she parts ways with ph man, what guarantee does she have that the next man she meets wouldn't even demand more from her, unless she is lucky to marry a super-rich man who's realy to condon her lazyness and employ the services of cooks, stewards and what have u, she had better work on her lapses just as ph man has also promised to work on his own lapses cos no one is perfect but I insist, a woman really needs to be up and on the home front more so when she has a men who's always willing and supportive in that aspect. In my sincere opinion, the op shouldn't be complaining !

PortHarcourtBoy: As regards cooking, she doesn't like my presence around the kitchen, when in actual sense my presence is needed in order to guide her on what and what to use while cooking, right quantities of these ingredients and also the sequencing...but she doesn't like this

If we are preparing certain meals together and I tell her what ingredients to be used, she sometimes insists on the addition of some ingredients which are a taboo in standard cooking practice, eg. - adding curry and thyme to my local soups, if my tastebuds find it funny, I discontinue eating...when I complain, her response would be such continental spices are used for the preparation of soups in her mother's house. We are not in her Mother's house for crying out loud, this is my house and you must learn how to cook my way...

@shollypopz I get u, bt you may also want to read ph man's submission above. If she's not willing and raedy to learn from him, then I doubt any relative would be useful eighter. From my observatio and from ph mans responses, its like the op is naturally lazy, not willing to take corrections or to learn, nags to much etc yet she cries fowl. I really think she needs to step up her game and adjust, seeking for sympathy on NL wouldn't help her because even if she parts ways with ph man, what guarantee does she have that the next man she meets wouldn't even demand more from her, unless she is lucky to marry a super-rich man who's realy to condon her lazyness and employ the services of cooks, stewards and what have u, she had better work on her lapses just as ph man has also promised to work on his own lapses cos no one is perfect but I insist, a woman really needs to be up and on the home front more so when she has a men who's always willing and supportive in that aspect. In my sincere opinion, the op shouldn't be complaining !

Ivynwa: How come Doctorazz lady started the thread and Portharcourt man took over the thread? Why is she not responding? Are you sure that you are not very domineering, Ph man?

Where do you find it in you to call your woman a fool? The same woman you are telling us that you love? What kind of love is this one? What is going on here?---this is not very healthy.

Domineering, how?. Did you also hear from ph man dat she abuses his family?, what sort of gal will insult her inlaws to be if not a cowardly Doctorazz who wouldn't even know how to cook and she's talking of getting married? Ivynwa please be objective and advice her properly and stop being gender biased

Shollypopz: I was so shocked @ first! this is the first time I've ever seen both parties on Nairaland
i'm the wrong person to advice you because i don't think it's a woman's inherent responsibility to cook and clean except it's an agreement between her and her partner. In the yanshing aspect though, i'm very mad! please my sister try to be flexible now. It's actually your duty to try satisfy ur partner in that area. Even the bible talk sey make u no hold body from your partner/husband. Read 1Cor.7
@PortHarcoutBoy: your verbally abusive nature shows that you don see Doctorazz finish. You don't even respect her again. You just dey open your mouth dey yab am anyhow. Really bad of you sir ooo. The one thing that hurts me the most is after telling you something about herself, you then use it to abuse her later. Very bad! Look @ the way you just called her fat! Sir, no talk like that again. You seem to disregard her feelings. I'm going to take you to the bible for a sec. Your words have power over her and what you speak into her life is very important. Don't you know that she will start seing herself, the way you view her. (You are her supposed head, you know??) 1 Pet 3:7, 1 Pet. 2:7, 2 Pet 1:17, Philippians 2: 3-8, 1 Cor 12:20-25.
@Doctorazz: if you agree to cooking and cleaning for this man and you feel that learning from him takes too much energy. Pls find a relative, friend or school that can teach you. It's not that hard. It's because he thinks you don't know how to cook that's why your advice is not solicited or acknowledged in the aspect of cooking. Go learn outside and come be the woman in your home. Take charge of that kitchen! cook the food, serve him and no complaint from him should be permitted.
As far as cleaning is concerned, i'm sure you know how to clean, he just lacks contentment. There are some people that you can't clean enough to their satisfaction. For example, nobody can iron my cloths to my satisfaction, Never! So, if that's the case for PortHarcourtBoy, pls let him be in charge of cleaning. The fact that he is teaching you how to cook makes him see you as someone that can't do anything pertaining to house chores. My sister i beg, don't let him disrespect you jare. If the insult is getting to much, learn from someone else.

@shollypopz why naa?, Instead of you to advice Doctorazz to throw her laziness and unwillingness to learn out of the window, you are advising her to bring a relation so she could keep lazying aroundn SMH.
How could you accuse the man of lacking contentment, has she done enough to learn and overcome her lazyness Ladies like you are always quick to complain and cry to the high heavens every when you are largely inadequate in so many areas. IMO, the only valid advice from you is on the bedmatics formula!

Shollypopz: I was so shocked @ first! this is the first time I've ever seen both parties on Nairaland
i'm the wrong person to advice you because i don't think it's a woman's inherent responsibility to cook and clean except it's an agreement between her and her partner. In the yanshing aspect though, i'm very mad! please my sister try to be flexible now. It's actually your duty to try satisfy ur partner in that area. Even the bible talk sey make u no hold body from your partner/husband. Read 1Cor.7
@PortHarcoutBoy: your verbally abusive nature shows that you don see Doctorazz finish. You don't even respect her again. You just dey open your mouth dey yab am anyhow. Really bad of you sir ooo. The one thing that hurts me the most is after telling you something about herself, you then use it to abuse her later. Very bad! Look @ the way you just called her fat! Sir, no talk like that again. You seem to disregard her feelings. I'm going to take you to the bible for a sec. Your words have power over her and what you speak into her life is very important. Don't you know that she will start seing herself, the way you view her. (You are her supposed head, you know??) 1 Pet 3:7, 1 Pet. 2:7, 2 Pet 1:17, Philippians 2: 3-8, 1 Cor 12:20-25.
@Doctorazz: if you agree to cooking and cleaning for this man and you feel that learning from him takes too much energy. Pls find a relative, friend or school that can teach you. It's not that hard. It's because he thinks you don't know how to cook that's why your advice is not solicited or acknowledged in the aspect of cooking. Go learn outside and come be the woman in your home. Take charge of that kitchen! cook the food, serve him and no complaint from him should be permitted.
As far as cleaning is concerned, i'm sure you know how to clean, he just lacks contentment. There are some people that you can't clean enough to their satisfaction. For example, nobody can iron my cloths to my satisfaction, Never! So, if that's the case for PortHarcourtBoy, pls let him be in charge of cleaning. The fact that he is teaching you how to cook makes him see you as someone that can't do anything pertaining to house chores. My sister i beg, don't let him disrespect you jare. If the insult is getting to much, learn from someone else.

@shollypopz why naa?, Instead of you to advice Doctorazz to throw her laziness and unwillingness to learn out of the window, you are advising her to bring a relation so she could keep lazying aroundn SMH.
How could you accuse the man of lacking contentment, has she done enough to learn and overcome her lazyness Ladies like you are always quick to complain and cry to the high heavens every when you are largely inadequate in so many areas. IMO, the only valid advice from you is on the bedmatics formula!

kutchs: I can understand their sentiments but let me ask them since they want to play saints if any one has resigned ova the numerous collapsed houses in Lagos or is Stella incharge there as well.

NB Ikuforiji is still facing curruption charges for embezzlement of funds running close to a billion, those law makers are just an idiotic bunch of hypocrites trying to score cheap political points

Arosa: If GEJ don't ask for her resignation letter asap, I will stop supporting him, And yes the Aviation minister is my sister.

Shaaarraap! U hypocryte, you had better stop supporting him this moment cos he will never sack her! Get it?

@op in your lame opinion, dana air management shouldn,t be blamed for the crash but the aviation minister, i ask you, hw ws she at fault?. Its obvious your'e simply on a "pull him down syndrom" for some stoopid reasons

tashanja: Just watched it, yep, she got what's exactly coming to her - some guys seem to have been exaggerating about the strength of the slap, it was kind of average to me, in that situation a real deserving slap should have left his hand print on her face.

Exactly bro, the weight of the slap is being exaggerated, thought i was the only one who saw it that way, a heavier slap with prolly his stronger right hand would have left a longer lasting print on her bleeped skull, idiaaat!

hauwabd: When DKB fought with Prezzo, why didn't he slap him? He can't get physical with men only women. Mumu comedian! He just commited career suicide! She provoked him, so? Couldn't he walk away as he did with Prezzo? He is just an uncouth male with absolutely no regards for women bragging about cuchie(pussy) all the time and saying things that women belong only in the kitchen! He had argued and fought with all the women in the house, even Goldie, why him? Is he the only man in the house? I watched and hoped he would be booted out soon and luckily, he helped out faster than I thought. Why was he upset sef, when he was always on about how big his dick was, I guess Zainab got curious!

Shaarraap! and her curiousity fetched her a slap and sent her packing, fooool

Ngwakwe: The question should be:
Is Bittyend the worst registered member of Nairaland as it relates to some of his noted qualities in this forum?

Tribalism
Derailing of threads
Insulting anybody that does not hold his believes or support his opinions
Full of himself
Inability to differentiate between proven facts and intellectual opinions
Replies before comprehending the Opinion Editor's question or matters/issues under discussion
And many more too numerous to mention.

Am sorry Bittyend in anyway my observations may offend you, but its just a personal observation. It may be true to others or exactly the opposite

Goog observation bro, i'm with on this!

duni04: Jonathan's fault!
If the price of cement was lol, people would'nt be cutting corners and using substandard materials. :d

...Yet you manage to mention GEJ, guess its also his fault your father ejaculated inside your mother, modafhurker!.. Foo00ool of the year!

kweeneve: Trying to imagine their last minutes and the little girl holding the mum hands asking if they are about to die. What a tragic way of dying. My heart bleeds for the departed souls. May God grant the families the fortitude to bear the loss.

AMEN!