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Career › Re: How Do I Become An Air Hostess? I Need Advice by shizzle11(m): 4:59pm On Jun 04, 2012
[quote author=life_style]This thread was created before the unfortunate dana incident, I wonder the intention of the mod to place this on the homepage now.undecided[/quote]Exactly my thought; but truth is dana crash or not, pipo will continue to fly and airlines will always require the services of air hostesses and young ladies who aspire to be one will always stick to their aspiration. No matter how careful you are, death will come when it will, not taking away the rational for precaution thou.
Crime › Re: Smith Nnamadi Arrested For Scamming Thai Women by shizzle11(m): 4:27pm On Jun 04, 2012
dayokanu: Why be say na one part of the country most of these ppl dey come from?

I tire for these Yoruba people, na dem be everything.

Yoruba kwenu Yoruba kwezeonu ooo

NB: You all see that its Yoruba i am abusing ooo
You ain't funny, try again, arse-hole!
Politics › Re: Clash Between Yoruba And Hausas' In Yaba. -true? by shizzle11(m): 12:29pm On Jun 04, 2012
bittyend: Are Igbos not going to join the party to complete WAZOBIA? lipsrsealed
Your'e a f0000000l
Education › Re: Prof. Celestine Onwuliri - FUTO's Former VC Died In The Dana Crash by shizzle11(m): 7:55am On Jun 04, 2012
Cupidkc: Hope ds is a rumour,cos in the Dana manifest the name dt i saw dia ws Onwuriri...and nt Onwuliri. The name of futo's former vc is prof Celestine Onwuliri.
Don't be daft, Please grow up!
Education › Re: Prof. Celestine Onwuliri - FUTO's Former VC Died In The Dana Crash by shizzle11(m): 7:49am On Jun 04, 2012
DrugDoc: Well, what can I say? This man and his wife stood by while Ohakim murdered and rigged elections with impunity in Imo State. Mrs Onwuliri was Ohakim's running mate. The Catholic Church didn't see it fit to expel him and his wife from the church. Maurice Iwu is another pillar of the Church in Imo State. Yes, the Onwuliri's were silent accomplices to Ohakim's rigging and the people maimed and murdered to achieve it. The muslims won't touch IBB, Abacha or Al Mustafa. These foreign slave religions are killing us.
Out of point!

Rest in peace prof.
Politics › Re: Mama HID Awolowo Passes Away?: Not True! by shizzle11(m): 7:38am On Jun 04, 2012
IYA NGBALI: Seun they said it is not true o,the woman has not dies,pls refund my previous post.Na money i dey take browse.
ROTFLMAO ***laffing in yeriba***
Politics › Re: Mama HID Awolowo Passes Away?: Not True! by shizzle11(m): 7:30am On Jun 04, 2012
fagamite: Perfect time for Tinubu to take over. Long live the emperor.
Sorry! Your dream is cut short, now you and your emperor can keep living in illusion
Travel › Re: Crashed Dana Airplane's Manifest by shizzle11(m): 9:47pm On Jun 03, 2012
Its a black sunday, my heart bleeds for the dead especially the Anyene's ***mood dampens***
Travel › Re: Dana Airplane Crashed At Iju-Agbado, Ayinla Bus-Stop by shizzle11(m): 6:14pm On Jun 03, 2012
J12: Who is the minister of aviation anyway?
Stella Ada Ogiemwonyi. Now you know!, oya let's hear you...
Politics › Re: Plagiarism: Sanusi Refused To Appear In Court by shizzle11(m): 12:51am On Jun 03, 2012
bakila: Which intellectual property? Registered where? When the case starts fowl yansh go open Sanusi or Dike own.
I will be on the look out for you when sanusi's dumb arse is "whipped" with the court verdict to hear your silly excuse, make sure you don't abscond ok
Romance › Re: Marrying A Woman Who Can't Cook by shizzle11(m): 8:55pm On Jun 02, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Yes I can. I did not marry her so she can cook did I? Cos If I wanted someone to cook for me, I will move back with my mum or hire a cook.
I will marry because I want to spend the rest of my life with the woman not because of food[/quote]You're a joker! So u'll bring your mum to come cook for your wife? or hire a cook while your wife looks on, me thinks you need a valid brain installment. mtchewww
Romance › Re: Marrying A Woman Who Can't Cook by shizzle11(m): 8:45pm On Jun 02, 2012
SuyaEater: Would You Marry A Woman That Cannot Cook? grin grin grin
FOR WHAThuhhuh? Mtcheeewwww
Romance › Re: Many Nigerian Guys Stalking Girls On Facebook by shizzle11(m): 7:25pm On Jun 02, 2012
Girls enjoy flattery on fb like their favourite meal while free-styling.

A guy cracks a joke on fb, you see 2 likes and 1 comment(from a family member), a girl cracks thesame joke, you see 11 likes and 29 comments.

A guy posts on his wall, you see 3 likes and 2 comments(again from close ones), a girl posts same thing on her wall saying "i'm bored" and you see 21 likes and 43 comments mostly from guys...sometimes i wonder, isn't it truly a woman's worldhuhhuhhuh?...SMH
Nairaland General › Re: Less Anonymity: Is It Possible For Nairalanders To Stop Being Aliens? by shizzle11(m): 6:56pm On Jun 02, 2012
That's its uniqueness, Take away anonimity on NL and there'l be no difference with fb
Celebrities › Re: Campus Life Girl Ngozi Agbo Dies At 36 by shizzle11(m): 4:38pm On Jun 02, 2012
RIP, Ngozi!
Music/Radio › Re: Psquare Signs With Universal Music Group In South Africa by shizzle11(m): 5:26pm On Jun 01, 2012
[quote author=bittyend]Details of the deal.. Is it a 360deal, or just a distribution deal?
Many people are signed, but how does that translate to success?
Will universal push them, and how will they sell the type of music they make to a universal audience?
Will they compromise, and change the content??[/b]
And you feel these jealosy-ridden questions are necessaryhuhhuhSMH


Those are the questions people need to ask..[/b]
Are these the only questions your useless brain can producehuh


But it's a good look, I wish them the best..[/b]
They don't need your idiotick wish. Go and die with your bad belle!


Mister MAY'D is a genius!!
And i guess in your retarded opinion, mister may D is more genius than the twins or better still, they didn't make him, he made them. Anu ofia!
Education › Re: Police Sprays Tear Gas In UNILAG/MAU: Gunshots Too by shizzle11(m): 4:38pm On Jun 01, 2012
FILEBE: Would it nt b easy for him to name the 9 new fed uni afta M.k.o? We wont mind Mau 1, Mau 2, Mau 3, Mau 4, Mau 5, MAU 6....9! No problem. Bt renaming a 50 yr old institution isnt a easy thing to do. He,GEJ knows this bt he just like controversies, jst want to stir up confusion withing Lagos.
Hope you're in the fore-front of the protest, so a typical hungry naija policeman who is high on alomo will waste his bullets on you, keep protesting ok! slowpoke
Education › Re: Police Sprays Tear Gas In UNILAG/MAU: Gunshots Too by shizzle11(m): 4:32pm On Jun 01, 2012
Hemanwel: I thot those students were more intelligent dan their worthless protests.
Just wondering too! Obviously they're too daft and stoopid, hpe some stray bullets just gets to hit some of them, then we know how far....idiaaaaats!
Celebrities › Re: Campus Life Girl Ngozi Agbo Dies At 36 by shizzle11(m): 4:18pm On Jun 01, 2012
@makatunder, you are a bar.stard, may the sort of news that warranted this thread visit your family soon, eediot, omo ofo, oloriburuku, omo iya aje, ode....mtchewwwwwwwwwww
Politics › Re: I May Run In 2015, Says Buhari• He Is Upright – Obasanjo by shizzle11(m): 9:42am On Jun 01, 2012
bayooooooo: Buhari is not, in a word, electable.

He does not have the capacity to move Nigeria forward. Infact, GEJ is still more intelligent than Buhari who had a brilliant chance to defeat PDP but squandered the opportunity only to be crying over an impending electoral defeat which he suffered in any case. He sees no other competent candidate but himself. He can not negotiate, make deal, or persuade. The only language he understands is violence, violence and his delightful expression of how blood would flow. Have you ever watched him mouthed the phrase "something bloody will happen in 2015" and how a sudden expression of joy written on his face? He is arrogant, selfish, blood thirty, sharia loving, non cerebral, a very timid soldier who by all definition not worthy of ever downing the colors of Nigerian military attire. Any vote cast for that man is a betrayal of intelligibility,a betrayal of history, a betrayal of secularism in Nigeria, a betrayal of peace and the eternal enthronement of arrogance, selfishness, incompetence and retrogression beyond what's currently bedeviling the nation. Since 2003, this man has not found someone worthy to also back as a supporter, what a profession! What a career! What a hobby! SAI Buhari a professional presidential candidate will surely appear on his epitaph.

As usual, I expect him to campaign, tour Kano and Maiduguri twenty times telling them that a vote cast for an infidel is a vote against Allah. I expect him to talk of Baboons and blood flowing like the River Niger. I expect him to form another party, SAI BUHARI PARTY of Nigeria, when the likes of El-Rufai chase him away from CPC. I expect Buhari at the end of it all to blame it on rigging. Of course in 2016, a year into the new administration, I expect IBB to call him an upright man so he can start preparing for 2019 elections!


Sai Buhari my foot!
You are a true son of your father. God bless u joor! buhari my footwear shiity sole
Politics › Re: Lagos State Recalls All Sacked Doctors by shizzle11(m): 8:49am On Jun 01, 2012
reindeer: This is really hilarious, humbled?Look closer, the doctors will eventually get what they want, fashola wanted to play hardball and he had to blink first. Its easy to pontificate now, i'm sure people like you will be one of the first to shout if they go on strike for facilities in a coouple of months. Going by your logic you want them to up and leave and work for the FG?well the same could apply, people complaining about these Drs can leave Lagos and live in states paying conmess or must people live in lagos too? The government messed up big time and is now on a face saving venture.
Truths about Fashola flying his father out of the country for care broke in the press hence this sudden 'change of heart'.
These whole trouble will only make Drs more resolute. Hope the govt learns the importance of honouring agreements signed.
It is obvious people won't support another strike hence this battle will be fought till the last penny is paid by the government. There may not be any more strikes after this so this one must yield its desired results. To think a more diplomatic approach would have worked. . . .shame on LASG.
GBAM! No±.
Politics › Re: Italian Engineer Kidnapped In Kwara by shizzle11(m): 8:33am On Jun 01, 2012
undecided undecided kiss'( cry
Aro Okigbo: South east and south south will collect ransom, north will KILL, let's see south west***
LOL
Politics › Re: Italian Engineer Kidnapped In Kwara by shizzle11(m): 8:24am On Jun 01, 2012
mai gaskiya: yorubas re decent pepl.mtheew yeye dy smel
No b small yeye dey smell'o, some of them are already disclaiming kwara...SMH, hypo-crytes! Mtchewwwwwww
Politics › Re: Raufach Edgar Kidnapped German Dies In Botched Rescue Operation In Kano by shizzle11(m): 8:16am On Jun 01, 2012
osundu: Gentle must some of u pple talk rubbish?de german's brain was blown off be4 jtf got there.however,nobody escaped.make una praise jtf small na!
Really? Nobody escaped? Dat being d case, that's good news, little consolation thou.
Politics › Re: Raufach Edgar Kidnapped German Dies In Botched Rescue Operation In Kano by shizzle11(m): 8:09am On Jun 01, 2012
quote author=dayokanu]What was started by Jonathans people in the creeks has now been spread to other parts of the country[/quote]Its obvious you reason via you anus. Have you ever heard of a kidnapped victim or expatriate being killed in the niger deltahuhhuhhuh?. Oya answer me now , ode!
Health › Re: Advantages Of Being A Skinny Girl / Skinny Girls Club by shizzle11(m): 11:46am On May 27, 2012
Slim girls wt d right curves turns me on but I hate those wt flat bossoms and backsides, i bet my chest is bigger than d bossoms of most skinny girls #dun mean no insult#
Health › Re: Advantages Of Being A Skinny Girl / Skinny Girls Club by shizzle11(m): 11:40am On May 27, 2012
Slim gals with the right curves are a turn on 4 me bt i hate those wt flat bossoms and backsides, i bet my chest is even bigger than the bossoms of most skinny gals #dont mean to insult anyone#
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Copa Del Rey Final : Athletic Bilbao Vs Barcelona (0 - 3) On 25th May 2012 by shizzle11(m): 6:40pm On May 25, 2012
ndenjarsenal: hope pep can have wonderful sendoff
I hope not!

I hope the club end the season trophyless!
Politics › Re: Paramo Investment Threatens To Revoke Ladipo Market Allocations by shizzle11(m): 9:09pm On May 23, 2012
@Rhino.5

Co_ward! Don't you have anything meaningful to sayhuh All you keep spewing is "common 500k" like you have it, idiaat! Don't you see pipo like Alh harem making logical inputs?

Oyaa back to your tent, omo ofo!
Politics › Re: Paramo Investment Threatens To Revoke Ladipo Market Allocations by shizzle11(m): 9:02pm On May 23, 2012
[quote author=Rhino.5dm]Again, what is common 500K that is making goats like you bleat all over the place? If you can't pay up, then you should vacate the market! Abi LADIPO na Ibo name?

Why can't you fools comply with simple agreements without trying to play fast one? Look there is no need of crying blue murder, since ariya-riya market in aba is still available. If you don't have the money to pay, then simply move back to your land of rising sun, a place where milk and honey flows like river. LWKMD![/quote]I wonder who let this monkey out of the tenthuh

Co_ward! Don't you have anything meaningful to say?, shut your dirty trap, idiaat! All you keep spewing from your dirty trap is "500k" like you have it. Don't you see pipo like alh harem making logical input?
Oya, back to your tent, omo ofo.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Jose Mourinho Extends Contract With Real Madrid Till 2016 by shizzle11(m): 9:41am On May 23, 2012
Johnpaul88: Even Mancini in Man city did the same as he did - win FA cup in first full season and bringing the League title the season after - their first in 44 years . This is to show that it is not a big deal afterall. Expensively assembled squads are obliged to win , no matter who is the manager!

I like how people are underestimating our new coach - Vilanova, the same they did to Guardiola when he took over. Let them continue! Let Mou sign 20yrs contract if he wants. He should be aware that the exit door awaits him should he fail to bring the ucl to those greedy Frorentino Perez .
Point of correction, Mancini won his first title(fa cup) in his 2nd season and the second title(league) in his 3rd season @ city, 1st season(trophyless). Believe it or not Jose Mourinho is an achiever.

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