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Gaming / Re: Infinix Note 7 Gaming Review - PES 2020, Call Of Duty Mobile & Asphalt 9(photos) by shockwave(m): 4:37pm On May 27, 2020
henry007:
Infinix Note 7 Gaming review.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejl8aFfMjN0

By now you probably know that the Note 7 shipped with a chipset with gaming as its core selling point.
In order to push this phone I played all the games in their max settings possible. Can the Note 7 live up to the hype?

See screenshots from video below.

No disrespect bro, Infinix is still crap no matter how cool they try to make it look.

If you don’t like iOS and you must use android, please just buy Samsung. It’s the best android device on the market.
Career / Re: Unimaginable Mass Job Losses Loom In Nigeria by shockwave(m): 4:50pm On Apr 28, 2020
Raymeskey:
A lot is going to happen if this didn't end soon

I can't Imagine what I'm seeing...... FTC

FTC for the very first in my life no wonder I was having a sweet dream. I dedicated this to my lost Dad 27-4-2007. Dad me Love you

Who's gonna show me love for this...

Seun Lalasticlala ....anything show?

Modified.

You mean you were having a wet dreams?! grin
Romance / Re: 10 Types Of Ladies That Are In Relationships But Still Sleep Around by shockwave(m): 12:49am On Oct 21, 2017
Lalas247:


I don't believe it grin
You don’t have a choice, you must believe it! grin

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Religion / Re: Muslims Block Road In Victoria Island To Pray, Causing Traffic Jam by shockwave(m): 4:10pm On Sep 23, 2017
First let me say that this is wrong in every way. You’re not supposed to use your worship to disturb other people’s lives and businesses.
But for those that are here to make an emotional outburst about this and all those that see this medium to express and assert their hatred for muslims and Islam, please go to hell with ur hatred! How many times have people been put in untold hardship because of RCCG and MFM causing traffic jam on Lagos Ibadan expressway! Having so called youths like yourselves is the reason this country is not moving forward! Bullsh1t!!!
Celebrities / Re: #bbnaija : Bassey Shows Off His Muscle In New Picture by shockwave(m): 4:43pm On Sep 03, 2017
Evaberry:
Licking my lips

Mehn

I have to admit I do have some wild fantasies about this dude.


I constantly use his image to masturbate.

slowly imagining him ramming into me

*Grabs my cucumber*

am coming

Chaiiiii!
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Slept With Our Last Born by shockwave(m): 7:18am On Sep 01, 2017
Oga you people should go your separate ways! That girl will never stop cheating with ur brother even when u marry her. Plus she might cheat on you even with your friend. So use your head and dump her sorry ass!!!

BTW you stopped ur prayer to dip hand into her vaga'eena?! You sef need deliverance bros! The way devil dey chase u na with speed of light!
Islam for Muslims / Re: Ruling On Raping by shockwave(m): 11:43am On Aug 04, 2017
mokoshalb:

Do you ever wonder why there are so many religions out there but the only religion people work so hard to prove wrong and to oppose is Islam? There are a lot of other religions which may seem wrong, and illogical too but from what I see, Islam receives the most opposition.

The more you want to prove it wrong, the more right it is, isn't it? You watch Islamic videos even though you're not a muslim - and then you put comments to prove Islam wrong. What's your point

You're not a muslim, but you read Quran, trying to prove Islam wrong. What's your point?
You comment on other people's comments, trying to prove their wrong. What's your point?

Why do you have to work so hard to prove Islam wrong? You can just walk away and be like, "OK whatever you know I'm just going to go on with my life. I can just leave muslims as they are, just like how I don't try to prove other buddhists or christians wrong." But you didn't do that, do you? You didn't leave muslims as they are. You go on every Islamic videos on Facebook/ YouTube and work hard to prove the videos wrong. You go on each comments, and work hard to prove people wrong. What's your point?

Why can't you leave Islam as it is?
Why can't you leave muslims as they are?
Why can't you leave us alone?
Why do you have to work so hard to PROVE ISLAM WRONG?

Because, the truth is, the problem lies in YOURSELF.
There is that little voice inside your head, whispering to you, "Islam sounds like a true religion..." but you hated that voice! You clenched your fists, gritted your teeth, and denied it! You watched Islamic videos and you were close to be convinced, but you shake your head, clearing the images away. You read Islamic comments, and you were close to be convinced, but you bit your lip and yelled, "No!".

The problem lies in yourself. YOU WANT TO PROVE ISLAM WRONG BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO BE CONVINCED THAT ISLAM /IS/ THE TRUE RELIGION. Your ego, man. Your ego..!
Excellent brother! Jazaakallahu Khairan!

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Celebrities / Re: Ronke Oshodi-Oke Cries Over Her Interview With Broadway TV "I Can't Cook" Talk by shockwave(m): 11:22pm On Aug 03, 2017
crownfit2017:
We need to think before saying things....words r like eggs
Oya let's make egg sauce, I'll bring d pepper and tomatoes!
Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Man With 25kg Of Ephedrine At Kano Airport by shockwave(m): 9:23am On Jul 30, 2017
vanbonattel:
Bad condition caused by Buharri absence.
Recieve sense!
Romance / Re: At Age 24 I Don't Have A Girlfriend, Have Not Been Loved By Any Girl by shockwave(m): 9:12am On Jul 23, 2017
jrerico1:
Stop masturbating you will surely have a girl friend
Savage!
Romance / Re: At Age 24 I Don't Have A Girlfriend, Have Not Been Loved By Any Girl by shockwave(m): 9:11am On Jul 23, 2017
alienhumam:
I spent four years in the university without a girlfriend, because am afraid to approach girls. I don't want to be rejected. people gossip about me that am gay. because am always in company of guys. even my male friends are even accusing me of been gay, which I know am not. The even joke with me with jokes like
I can't sleep in one bed with you and so on.

Now what I need is advice from Nairalanders on how I can get a girlfriend that can love me. Because very soon I will be going to national youth service. am depressed because of my situation I need help.

My friend you better respect ya sef and forget about girlfriend now. Although sha I understand how you dey feel now, me sef been dey dat corner at one point ehn but now I wish say I still dey like you. Girls dem wahala too much (if a hia any girl do wheen grin) but if you ready for d wahala carry on by all means. Otherwise focus on your life for now and your girl will come when it's time! There could be a divine reason for your situation!

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Health / Re: Sexual Benefits Of Garlic And Vitamin C Combination by shockwave(m): 9:30am On Jul 09, 2017
ImpressionsNG:


Actually, the upper daily intake limit of vitamin c for adults is 2,000mg, and this fact is acknowledged across board by global health industry leaders.

Then again, vitamin c is water soluble, which means that excess amounts do not accumulate in the body - but are excreted through urine et cetera.
Yeah my bad. I read it online after commenting here! Kudos man but are you very sure about this formula you gave us? grin
Car Talk / Re: What Is The Maximum Speed You Have Ever Attained While Driving A Car? by shockwave(m): 12:24am On Jul 04, 2017
I did 209km/h in my 07 Mercedes Benz C280 4MATIC along Ilorin-Ogbomosho express way!
Car Talk / Re: What Is The Maximum Speed You Have Ever Attained While Driving A Car? by shockwave(m): 12:23am On Jul 04, 2017
maleeks:

with your bugatti veyron or chiron
mine was 240km/h cruising in double R
Ogbomosho-ilorin express, that road make sense
Bad guy! Chop knuckle!!! Plenty people still no Sabi dat road. Cars are always scanty on that road. I did 209km/h in my 07 Mercedes Benz C280 4MATIC

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Car Talk / Re: Please Stay Off Tokunbo Tyres At All Cost! I Drove 130mph Or 209km/h... by shockwave(m): 12:18am On Jul 04, 2017
bizzibodi:

how can a sane person if not on drugs drive 209km/hr on 9jeria roads.
Maybe someday you find yourself going to ilorin from Lagos, follow through ogbomosho to link to that road. I hope then it would still be in top shape like it is now. I still drove on the same road about a month ago and it's still superb. This time though I resisted exceeding 150km/h cos I have a beautiful daughter now!!! grin grin grin

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Car Talk / Re: Please Stay Off Tokunbo Tyres At All Cost! I Drove 130mph Or 209km/h... by shockwave(m): 12:12am On Jul 04, 2017
DaimlerBen:

Including the damaged tyre?
Yes o!
Politics / Re: Newly Built Ikeja Bus Terminal By Governor Ambode (Photos) by shockwave(m): 11:42pm On Jul 02, 2017
Karlovich:
Ambothief
Haywire candidate spotted!
Health / Re: Sexual Benefits Of Garlic And Vitamin C Combination by shockwave(m): 11:28am On Jul 02, 2017
You should not take more than 1000mg of vitamin C in one day! Taking 2 of that is 2000mg that is dangerous!!! Please op kindly do your research properly!

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Car Talk / Re: Please Stay Off Tokunbo Tyres At All Cost! I Drove 130mph Or 209km/h... by shockwave(m): 12:15am On Jun 14, 2017
DaimlerBen:

Did you check your tyre to see if it was rated to go at such speeds?

Of course! H rating is recommended by Mercedes but I had V rated tyres on...
TV/Movies / Re: Kechi Okwuchi At America's Got Talent 2017, Wows Crowd by shockwave(m): 10:44pm On Jun 09, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
sad
Nonsense...


Did she survive that plane crash just to be a reality/talent show contestant



Her guardian angel must be so heartbroken

Yeah...SCREW LOOSE!
Car Talk / Re: Please Stay Off Tokunbo Tyres At All Cost! I Drove 130mph Or 209km/h... by shockwave(m): 11:30am On Jun 09, 2017
EgunMogaji:


1) In same car with your twin
2) Driving on used tires
3) Speeding
4) On an unfamiliar car

Does your mum know?
Lol...u nor well! It's my car that I'm very familiar with. BTW 3 of the tyres were brand new 6months old Michelin! So you see... grin
Travel / Re: FAAN Bans Luggage Screening At MMIA Departure Hall by shockwave(m): 3:41pm On Jun 07, 2017
Templerun95:
Islam will dominate the whole wide world insha allah wink
BROS BETTER STOP THIS FOOLISHNESS. I'M A MUSLIM AND WON'T DO THIS NONSENSE YOU'RE DOING. POST THIS IN THE RELIGION SECTION! STOP SHAMING MUSLIMS PLEASE!!!

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Romance / Re: Man Kneels & Proposes To His Girlfriend In Uyo (Photos) by shockwave(m): 1:22pm On Jun 06, 2017
ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
End time couples, always kneeling down physically while in their hearts they are standing tall, in fact jumping. Posting pre-wedding pictures all over the place yet they scatter the marriage at the slightest provocation. We no longer place much value on the institution called marriage, we only focus on beautiful rings, colourful proposals and cute pre wedding pictures. I know some will say i should just wish them the best. Lol i don't believe in wishes. Wetin concern me self? Ah make I keep quiet o before they start accusing me of being jealous.
NIS/SON ISO9001 Certified! grin
Car Talk / Re: Please Stay Off Tokunbo Tyres At All Cost! I Drove 130mph Or 209km/h... by shockwave(m): 4:46pm On Jun 02, 2017
[quote author=erico2k2 post=56874977][/quote] have u seen where toks tyres are shipped into naija?! I bet you'll be scared
Car Talk / Re: Please Stay Off Tokunbo Tyres At All Cost! I Drove 130mph Or 209km/h... by shockwave(m): 4:24pm On Jun 02, 2017
GAZZUZZ:
Team Toks any day!!

What is a toks tyre? It is a used tyre that was removed from a Foreign used vehicle. (In better shape than one removed from a nigerian used vehicle tongue)


1. DO not buy a winter branded Toks tyre

2. Ensure age of toks tyre is less than 4years

3. Do not over gauge tyre (35psi max!)

4. Do not drive at speeds Exceeding 200KM/HR tongue

5. Buy Trusted brands like michelin and dunlop

Toks tyres will not fail if you Follow these guidelines.



For your tokumbor TYRE needs contact Tolu on 08171198188 CMD road MAGODO Lagos

I beg to disagree sir. Toks tyres that they bring here will fail you with the way they are shipped. I have seen toks tyres that failed with correct tyre pressure and not driven at speeds up to 120km/h sometimes you just gotta be lucky!

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Car Talk / Re: Please Stay Off Tokunbo Tyres At All Cost! I Drove 130mph Or 209km/h... by shockwave(m): 4:20pm On Jun 02, 2017
erico2k2:
Oya Gazzuzz come see the package
For those of you who think we always buy brand new tyres abroad see am

We know you buy toks tyres there, the difference is that the ones we buy here are shipped in very terrible conditions like folding some tyres into another. You sure know the implication of that.
Car Talk / Re: Please Stay Off Tokunbo Tyres At All Cost! I Drove 130mph Or 209km/h... by shockwave(m): 4:18pm On Jun 02, 2017
Partnerbiz:
So you wan make fp with your death news abi?
Why would you be speeding on naija roads?

Dangote trailer abi peace mass no dey d road?

It's not about making fp guy. I would not be crazy to do such where there are dangote trucks! grin It was a free smooth road and you can see upto 5km ahead.

I was very sure of my car except I didn't expect that toks tyre would behave that way despite having a V rating. The other 8month old Michelin tyres at that time are still fine up till today.
Education / JAMB: How Missionary School Championed Exam Malpractice During UTME by shockwave(m): 7:46am On May 31, 2017
The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) says that a missionary school in Abia state championed examination malpractice during the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME).

Fabian Benjamin, head, media and information, JAMB, disclosed this to NAN in Lagos on Tuesday.

He said that cables were seen to have been secretly connected to a distant hall for hired mercenaries to write for candidates in the unnamed Abia school.

“This is very unfortunate given the fact that the school is a missionary school and supposed to be a leading light against such vices,” Benjamin said.

“But, rather, it was conniving, supporting and indeed championing the evil course of examination malpractice.”

He said that results from such schools would be treated in accordance with the provision of the law.

“We want to appeal to Nigerians to understand that such candidates whose results are being previewed may not necessarily have participated in any malpractice,” he said.

“But rather, centres, where they sat for the examination, had issues during the conduct of examination.

“These issues were reflected on the CCTV footage and this suggests why they must be carefully investigated before releasing such results.”

He said that a task force has been inaugurated by Is-haq Oloyede, the registrar of the board, to look into all such issues and has since concluded the review of the CCTV footage and other pieces of evidence presented.

He said the task force would forward its reports to the appropriate quarters for the scrutiny and onward release of all remaining results.

“We urge candidates to note that no result will be withheld without a cogent reason as this explains why we are taking time to ensure that those who are innocent are exonerated,” Benjamin said.

“Again, candidates are advised not to patronise any centre, office or shop for any service; please visit our offices in all the 36 states of the Federation and FCT for any complaint, enquiry or assistance.”

Benjamin further noted that JAMB is yet to release cut-off marks for placements into tertiary institutions for the 2017 academic year.

He said that the policy committee meeting responsible for the determination of cut-off marks had not met.

The JAMB spokesperson said it is in the best interest of candidates and other critical stakeholders to jettison cut-off marks for the various courses that are currently being paraded.

“We want to appeal to all candidates to jettison such speculations and engage themselves in more meaningful ventures that would add value to their future,” he said.

https://lifestyle.thecable.ng/jamb-utme-exam-cut-off-marks/
Travel / Re: Nigerian Man Deported From Libya Kneels On The Tarmac To Thank God (photos) by shockwave(m): 10:58am On May 26, 2017
This post is months old naaaa
Car Talk / Please Stay Off Tokunbo Tyres At All Cost! I Drove 130mph Or 209km/h... by shockwave(m): 8:00am On May 25, 2017
So there was this day I was headed to Lagos from Ilorin, Kwara State. I remembered there was this express road - Ilorin-Ogbomosho expressway. So me and my partner-in-crime, my twin brother decided to do something crazy about 1 year ago. My car which is a 2007 Mercedes Benz C280 4MATIC was just 9 months with me and delivers impressive performance, so we decided to give her the push of her life and see how she would fair.

We clocked to between 180-190km/h the first time, then we changed and I took the wheels. Lo and behold, this car surprised me with an impressive 209km/h and could have gone more if I had pushed further but then the sweet part of the road was finishing. The interesting thing was that this car was so damn stable and we could only feel little vibrations at over 200km/h.

We learnt quite a few things about car handling at the high speed. It was a costly fun though but it was fun. The car would normally consume about 15 litres of fuel from Lagos to Ibadan which is about 140-150km distance with A/c on and about 100km/h average speed. But on this day, we burnt that same amount of fuel just covering about 50km distance.

At the end of the whole frenzy, after another 1hr drive past oyo, we discovered the car started vibrating at speeds above 80km/h and kept flashing the Electronic Stability Program (ESP) caution. In summary, we got to the car checked the next day in Lagos and discovered the only tokunbo tyre I had on had failed and twisted, that was the reason for the vibration.

Please stay off tokunbo tyres at all cost!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFiuo30mEj4

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