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Health / Re: Sudden Death: 4 Ways Sex Can Kill You (Pics) by shockwave(m): 8:55am On May 24, 2017
taylor88:
I AGREE LEAVE IT LET IT KILL ME. IT'S MY DEATH NOT YOURS


since somebody can't fvck and clean di.ck again in peace without hearing effects from oyibo


we believe whites alot while they never do same


TOTO GET TIME TABLE?

the God of the black is different from that of a oyibo man

Kai this guy no kee me with laff abeg!



wetin go kill oyibo go had to kill naija man


I rather die ontop of toto than go more 8months of recession

at least i died in active service to womanity
Culture / Re: Canadian Lawmaker In Nigeria To Invite Ooni Of Ife To Canada. Photos by shockwave(m): 6:42am On May 24, 2017
BuariCopyPaste:
Jobless and wandering king......

What exactly is this man's job as an ooni

Kingship has gone to the dogs.. yeye dey smell
Your monicker already summarized it all! Weyrey!
Health / Re: Baby Born Without Anus In Delta State (Viewers Discretion) by shockwave(m): 10:14pm On May 23, 2017
9jakohai:
Imperforate anus can be treated

Types



Symptoms



SO HOW DO WE TREAT IT?






Source: Here

God will bless you for this enlightenment. May you grow more in knowledge and wisdom, amen!!!

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Business / Re: Cac Closes Manual Registration Of Companies In Five States by shockwave(m): 7:32am On May 23, 2017
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Politics / Re: Silence From Buhari’s Aides As President Recuperates In London by shockwave(m): 6:44pm On May 22, 2017
PointZerom:
Buhari as you chained these people in prison, so shall sickness chain you in hospital. Every medicine given to you shall become poison to your system.

If any of your family was among those soldiers who lost their lives fighting terrorists without weapons, i'm very sure you would not make this kind of statement.

It's understandable, you have internet at your disposal and you can spew trash. Mind your thoughts so that what you wish others will not become your fate!

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Politics / Re: Silence From Buhari’s Aides As President Recuperates In London by shockwave(m): 6:40pm On May 22, 2017
[\quote] Buhari as you chained these people in prison, so shall sickness chain you in hospital. Every medicine given to you shall become poison to your system. [/quote]

If any of your family was among those soldiers who lost their lives fighting terrorists without weapons, i'm very sure you would not make this kind of statement.

It's understandable, you have internet at your disposal and you can spew trash. Mind your thoughts so that what you wish others will not become your fate!

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Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Released Chibok Girls’ Parents Arrive In Abuja by shockwave(m): 12:40pm On May 20, 2017
RichYoungNigga:

Chibok girls kidnap is the greatest scam in the history of mankind

If you believe this, you might as well believe that my
grandmother is still a virgin

Where were they all these years ?? Shekau lodged them in Eko hotel or were they in that same Sambisa Forest our Nigerian Army raided about 50 times, carried out about 20 airstrikes on



They rescued the girls that were kidnapped 5 years ago from notorious Boko Haram that would even kill an innocent goat because they're blood thirsty bastards

Where were they rescued from ?? Sambisa Forest ?? Shekau just freed them because he's now a pastor ??

You mean to tell me that these girls were kidnapped 5 years ago, kept in captivity ?? Why do they look healthier than all of the Boko Haram boys, Omenka, Ngeneukwenu and Buhari put together

You have an appointment at Yaba left. Please make sure you don't miss yoir appointment!

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Religion / Re: Dele Momodu Writes T.B Joshua An Open Letter by shockwave(m): 12:21pm On May 20, 2017
Shortyy:
I can bet on my left boob that all the people that commented above didn't read the post.
Sorry we have to see the boob before we allo you to bet. It must be physically examined!!! shocked grin
Romance / Re: Was The Man Really Pressing His Manhood On The Lady's Backside While On Queue? by shockwave(m): 3:45pm On May 18, 2017
That guy was fully aware of his action! Take a closer look and see. Why was he moving so close to the girl all the way. If you look further you'd see that the girl was trying to move away as best as she could but the guy just wasn't giving her breathing space. That's sexual harassment! Ladies please speak up when any idiot does something similar, you don't necessarily have to be irrational about it though...

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Romance / Re: Save The Vagina (pics) by shockwave(m): 7:36am On May 17, 2017
So how do we save the dick
Travel / Re: List And Information About Airlines In Nigeria by shockwave(m): 9:01pm On May 14, 2017
Arik Air doesn't have 22 aircraft for and have also suspended international flights!

Associated has gone down under about 3 years ago!

Kabo air doesn't seem to know what they're doing anymore!
Travel / Re: Old Vs New Abuja Airport Runway (Photos) by shockwave(m): 5:17pm On Apr 16, 2017
RichYoungNigga:

I don't see any difference

Buhari just stole $5 billion in the name of remodeling an Airport

Just patch a tarmac, what's the big deal there ?? New vs old ?? Like they built the airport from foundation to roof

APC zombies are just brain dead

Buhari
You will never go unpunished

Just shut the Bleep up already!!!

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Education / Re: Lady Expelled From Covenant University In 300L, Becomes Best Graduating Student by shockwave(m): 11:11pm On Mar 11, 2017
brunofarad:
She set sha



Beauty and brains

Not all these social media generation of ladies
You and this ur disco light signature sha... grin
Celebrities / Re: Faithfulness Kennedy: "I Saw Death In Airpeace Flight That Nearly Crashed" by shockwave(m): 7:14pm On Mar 11, 2017
Abeg what's all this sensational write ups?!! How was she sure the pilots couldn't see, did she go into the cockpit??!!! As learned and exposed as she is she couldn't understand its turbulence! And if it took them 2hrs 30 mins they were most definitely avoiding weather. They probably had no choice than to go through that terrible one which by the information they had didn't seem it would be as bad as it was! Nigerians should please just stop sensationalizing things like they're the only ones experiencing all these things aaarrgghhhh! She better don't fly again mtcheeewwww

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Travel / Re: 5 Struggles Nigerians Who Use The Lagos Airport Will Understand by shockwave(m): 9:45am On Mar 06, 2017
And this made front page?!

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Career / Re: AMCON May Sack Over 1,500 At Arik Over Low Revenue by shockwave(m): 8:23am On Mar 03, 2017
chloedogie:


Before you shoot down this administration that we are all praying God to help, let me tell you something. Some sensitive documents(large) were usually bn sent to me from Lagos through Aero airlines. Those docs will be properly documented at the front desk, with waybill numbers given but when I go to the airport(ABUJA) to pick them up, I will discover the waybill given us never existed. I will be asked to go to one back gate and meet some hard looking guys to collect my items. Deep down, I knew it was 100% illegal. Aero shut down last year and we switched to Arik. Their staff too were doing the same thing and I can remember telling one of their staff this. ''If AERO sacked staff were given another opportunity, do you think they will still practice ds illegal things that kills the company?'' Not up to 5 months after I spoke with him, the company went down. Nigerian employees need a better orientation about the govt, companies or organizations they work for. We are not content with our salaries and trying to short-change the company puts your own job in jeopardy in the nearest future. Imagine millions those airlines lost to illegal practices by the staff. Millions of naira not remitted into the company's account and yet when the company goes down, we all rush to the door of the government shouting foul play.

Arik airline once swapped my MD's first class seat for one unknown senator's economy seat last year because they were given maybe 10k tip to do so by the politician that has only 4 years in his job. I can remember my MD telling the Arik people that whoever the senator is and no matter how large his extended family is, he can feed them for the next 10 years( him bn a billionaire). My MD had to wait till the next day to fly his usual business class. January this year, himself with the company switched to airpeace. Ask me if they have not finished spending the 10k given them. Now they face sack. Government has its own blame too but majority of the blame goes to the so called owners and staff of these companies.

Have a good weekend bro and let's keep praying for this nation. E GO BETTER ONE DAY LAGBARA OLORUN. CHEERS.

You nailed it! May God bless you my brother!!! Have a good weekend too...

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Career / Re: AMCON May Sack Over 1,500 At Arik Over Low Revenue by shockwave(m): 8:19am On Mar 03, 2017
veekid:
Pple wey don lose job under this useless administration no be small count o
This administration is not responsible for that Oga. It is the irresponsibility and selfishness of the previous owner that has put Arik in this mess. Please stop apportioning blames just because you can!!!
Romance / Re: The Dirty Little Secret In Most Relationships by shockwave(m): 7:48am On Feb 26, 2017
Inconclusive...
Politics / Re: FG Sacks All NCAA Directors by shockwave(m): 11:54pm On Feb 24, 2017
TPAND:
Discovery air packed up,

That's a lie! Besides buhari is not responsible for their woes. These are cases of pure mismanagement!
Celebrities / Re: “Akaraoku”: Chizzy Alichi Is The Sexy Akara Seller (Photos) by shockwave(m): 7:10pm On Feb 21, 2017
SINZ:
All my niggaz should stand in a single file make this vaseline for fit reach everybody. angry


I will not give you more than once angry, so if you like, finish your own before you lipsrsealed


Stupid fella!! Lmfao grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Falz - I Was Treated As A Criminal In Kenyan Airport Because I'm Nigerian by shockwave(m): 7:02pm On Feb 21, 2017
jordinsparkles:
Awwwwwn ndo o... But wait a minute, what is wrong with some African countries eg south Africa and now Kenya? When did all these rubbish start? Because In my entire life, I've never heard about Nigerians being hostile to other African countries. This isn't right!
Jordin is sparkuling! grin grin
Car Talk / Re: See Why Bmw And Mercedes Build Similar Cars by shockwave(m): 7:06am On Feb 21, 2017
MuyiRano:
noted
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meanwhile....
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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it
deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,
the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteers
be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and
you can sitll raed it wouthit any porbelm. Tihs is
bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,but the wrod as a wlohe. Lkie if u can raed
tihs
U no well o... grin
Politics / Re: What Emir Sanusi, Soludo And Ezekwesili Said About Nigeria's Economic Crisis by shockwave(m): 3:38am On Feb 12, 2017
Ajascentdelake:
...Haba, mary-go-round ...

Yes, janet-go-round too! grin grin grin
Business / Re: BREAKING: FG Govt Takes Over Distressed Arik Airline, Gives Lifeline by shockwave(m): 1:58pm On Feb 09, 2017
lofty900:
This is no news owing to the fact that fg is the cause of their problems in the first place

I totally disagree with you sir! The problem of Arik is that of total mismanagement and hardheadedness on the part of the Chairman! Pls stop making conclusions at every opportunity!!!

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Business / Re: BREAKING: FG Govt Takes Over Distressed Arik Airline, Gives Lifeline by shockwave(m): 1:54pm On Feb 09, 2017
themomentng:
The Federal Government on Thursday announced a lifeline to financially distressed Arik Airlines to continue to keep it as a going concern in the aviation industry.
The management of the Asset Management Corporation of Nigeria, AMCON, said the decision to intervene clearly underscores the government’s commitment to instill sanity in the country’s aviation sector to prevent a major catastrophe in the country.
“The development will afford Arik Airlines, which is the largest local carrier in the country, to go back to regular and undisrupted operations, avoid job losses, protect investors and stakeholder funds as well as ensure safety and stability in the already challenged aviation sector,” AMCON spokesperson, Jude Nwauzor, said.
Under the new arrangement, the airline would be managed by Roy Ilegbodu, a veteran aviation expert, under the receivership of Oluseye Opasanya, a senior advocate of Nigeria.

More later…

Let me book space in case it makes fp....and eerrrmmm I'm first to comment eh!
Oya make dem come refund my ticket money as per ftc grin
Career / Re: When A Nigerian Dad & His 3 Children Are All Pilots(pics) by shockwave(m): 8:13am On Feb 08, 2017
rottennaija:
So they are all taxi driver? I mean glorified taxi
Bad belle dey worry you. Show us your own make we see! You might just be a trash collector calling someone else taxi driver!!! Pay for your child's flight training and see how easy it is to be a 'glorified taxi driver'! Oniranu!!!
Business / Re: 285 Dangote Drivers Wanted Over Stolen Tyres by shockwave(m): 9:31am On Feb 07, 2017
Kaiii but Nigerians can thief shaaaaaa hiyan!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Omg!!! I Just Got A Job I Didn't Apply For! by shockwave(m): 11:55am On Dec 22, 2016
Zikkie:


I called my daughter (6yrs), and told her abt it, she hugged me, and started crying,,, she said 'mum, at last u wld be able to pay our fees easily'... I didn't know when I started crying too.... I'm determined to gv d job my very best at least for d sake of my kids!

This is really touching and honestly I'm moved to tears! I pray God will bless this ur new job and bring many more goodies your way. I'm looking forward to celebrating with my fiancée too whom has been searching for 8yrs! Congratulations o Madam!
Islam for Muslims / Re: Common Mistakes In Prayers (solat). by shockwave(m): 1:13pm On Nov 18, 2016
youngsahito:
Those Alfa in my school says tesibu is an innovation in Islam but seeing it here that d prophet also uses it...which 1 to believe?
Tesbeeh is the remembrance after salah. Masbaha is the rosary which we refer to tesbeeh. The writer wrote that you count your tesbeeh with your right hand if you read carefully. Masbahah may be the invention you're talking about.

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Agriculture / Re: Photos Of Harvested Giant Size Cucumbers By YEN President, Benue State Chapter by shockwave(m): 2:38pm On Nov 16, 2016
Please

Ask Google! grin
AfonjaStinks:


Please

What is cucumber ??

What is it used for ??
Politics / Re: Buratai Receives Military Vehicles Made By Innoson Company. Photos by shockwave(m): 2:36pm On Nov 16, 2016
G.R.O.W. U.P!!!!
Nnew:
afonjas be like: d motor its not strong to compare to d ones manufactured in sout waste
afonjas and bad belle be like:
Islam for Muslims / Re: Three Brothers Convert To Islam In Imo State. See Photos by shockwave(m): 2:32pm On Nov 16, 2016
Alhamdulillah and Mashaa Allah on their behalf. I reverted to Islam at a very tender age too and today I've never had a moment to regret that action! Truly, whoever Allah guides, no one can lead astray and whoever Allah has led astray not the whole of mankind can lead him to guidance! May Allah make this easy for them, amin!

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