babdap:
Bad news for ....

WAILERS joor!

petkoffdrake2:


Comot here joor! Father's father indeed. Then what is he doing there if he knows he is aged and can't do it? When he was busy insulting Jonathan nkor? He nd those Zombies that voted for him deserves insults jiweh!






GEJ was almost completing d light project. Light was almost constant then...and i bet if Gej had been voted in again, by now, it could've been constant... This Dullard just came in and scatter everything Jonathan had worked for, and he's there saying next 3yrs. He is a Living dead Zombie!

You're just as dumb as a GEJ supporter! I don't blame you, it's just rather unfortunate we can't help you out of your pathetic circumstance! Smh for you !

DONMAYOR19:
what is even wrong with this mumu dullard presidiot self? can't him just keep quite for once instead of splashing his mouth always making promises that he will later come out to say that him and his party can no longer obey?


once a dullard is truly a dullard for life.

You must have been raised out of the gutters!

SirJeffry:
Buhari is just like a Belgium rat, traveling around "purposelessly".

Take it back pls Wailer!

I just stirred the hornet's nest with point #3 and my fiancee ...let me help her lower her cranial temperature! Kikikikiki

king406:
Anybody that tells u mercedes benz cars consume too much fuel is a liar. Both the I4 and V6 from year 2000 till date consume very little fuel. The v8 engines will obviously consume more fuel. 2000 naira fuel takes me from abuja to kaduna in a v6 mercedes at speeds of 160-180 with the AC on.

I concur bros. I drive a 2007 C280 4matic. It burns 1/4. (15 litres) of the tank from my house in Lagos to my house in the town of Ibadan (about 150 km).

Honestly me i just wish PDP continued instead, I'm sure the very myopic Nigerians would've been happy suffering and smilling while their future is being sold away! I would just have suffered along with them too! You all should remember that it took PDP 16 years to get us to where we were before APC took over. How do you cure a chronic disease overnight without patience?! And my dear unrealistic Nigerians will rather praise people who lied to them than people who are being open and transparent! Let everyone continue their condemnations against Buhari, but remember, if you fail to appreciate what you have it would never amount to anything for you! Be careful what you wish for! And God loves not the ungrateful!

Toks2008:
All i see is umature rantings from e-masturbators.

Change is progressive and change can not never have a time stamp but it is continous.

That moment when you enter a flat that has records of piled up unpaid bills,broken walls,leaking roofs and so on please how will it be easy for the new occupant to adjust?

As far as im concerned,i will pass my judgement on the present regime at the end of their fourth year in office.

For now the best thing any progressive person should do is pray and hope for the best rather than rant and complain like the isrealites.

It is a known fact that a positive drastic revolutionary change must bring hardship first before the changes are effected.

Enough of all these online masturbation.

My brother God bless you!

mideactive:
If u like call me cow,u'r entitled2ur opinion..but ur rant can't change wat's on ground,u'v got 2 be patient 4 now.u'v got no choice dude...

Pls help me tell them!

grayht:
Pics of her cab in motion or...

Addonbilivit!

Well I presently drive a 2007 C280 4matic. I was scared to hell when i heard it guzzles fuel but to my amazement it's actually fuel efficient. It takes 1/4 of a tank to ibadan just for you to compare. Actually consumes between 18 to 25 litres in heavy traffic. Trust me, buy a sound benz and you'll never ever regret it!

Note it's my first car and I've only been driving it for six months.

Adasun:
whenever i c tosyn categorising himself as virgin,i laugh in chinese.


Virgin guys are alive am a living witness(am a virgin )bt tosyn is a no no




back to the issue on ground.


(11)hard labourers:those barrow pushers,brick layers,well diggars find it hard in approaching a hot chick


they don't want to be embarass when those chicks ask the common questions naija babe are fund of asking.

"what do u do for a living

Abeg what's with these ladies asking you 'what do you do for a living?' The thing dey baffle me o!

opeyemiieblog:
more @ lalasticlala


5) Otukpo-Otukpa road in Makurdi:


6) Enugu-Awka-Onitsha road:


7) Kaduna-Abuja road:

Op that your picture of Kaduna-Abuja road is very very very misleading! I can reliably tell you that the roads up north are better than lagos-ibadan road. The last time i checked, Kaduna- Abuja road is the only expressway you can attain 180km/h comfortably. Besides that picture doesnt depicts somewhere down south. Please get your facts right before you post next time!

mosquitoway:


Congrats on the Q400, my story is very similar to Essiens as well,I got my cpl/me/ir in canada,it was a whirlwind journey but in the end brings a smile when we sit in our offices in the sky,I presently fly a king air here waiting to someday come home to my country and fly the environment I grew up in.Goodluck to aspiring pilots,May God provide for you favourable wind

Amen my brother. We shall all get the by God's grace.

HungerBAD:
Laughing.

How can the painter call a Tortoise a Mouse? which kind School be this sef?

See the Professors below trying to correct me lol.

Una no get work.

Bros you sef ehn which one you dey! Na when giraffe don become tortoise! Na only you waka come o

deolu2000:
Do you think building a car with metals or metalloids the oyinbo man dumb abi? Is ok, fuel this car and drive over a consderable distance and see if you wont be looking for the driver inside fire.

We know it's not safe in anyway but we need to appreciate creativity! Imagine what a mind like this could achieve with the right training!

yemajiteru:
Rubbish.. .

Bad belle people! Which one you fit do??!!!

9japrof:
your story lost credibility to me when you started this pastor ish, your pastor saw this and that bullshit. when would we make decision and Bleep the decision of these so called Fake Men of God. When the consequences come tumbling down it is you that would suffer it.

That said, the babe is not honest with you, you are playing with fire, a babe who is not honest with you shouldn't be wifed , else you are heading for the rocks. The babe has numerous other male friends who you compete with in shining her Congo and the truth is that this babe have made you too gullible that you believe all the bullshits that she throws to your face.

Bros retract from your self induced slumber, quit any investment on her cos Na bad ROI, and start looking for a better half.

Kai op 'shining Congo' is one word I've not heard from any one in a long time! Be like say you be ABUsite abi!

Back to the matter, oga if i be you ehn i for don kick that olosho ass comot for my face since o. E just be say ehn I understand, emotions are quite hard to deal with but you can f*ck it anyways! As for pastors, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Essien, I've read quite a number of your posts on facebook. I give you kudos. Becoming a pilot has always been a challenge, like an insurmountable mountain, especially for those of us who weren't born with silver spoons. Trust me, I know what it feels like to have to think of money while you were expected to get your stuff right at the same time. I trained at NCAT Zaria, began my training without paying a single Kobo, all after I've heard only the rich kids could ever make it into the fence of NCAT. Like God works always, i was lucky to be among the few granted ETF scholarship to the tune of 5.1 million Naira. Afterwards, Stella Oduah came in as Aviation Minister and we all had to be chased to pay up our balances which mine was an ounstanding 2.5 million Naira. It was the most challenging and difficult period of my life, iit felt like raising 100 million Naira out of the blues, but then God as always made it possible for my uncle to stand in for me as a guarantor spreading my balance payment over 3 years, as a benefit of being an NCAT staff. As for job, it didn't show up until over 2 frustrating years. To the Glory of God, i fly the Q400 now with Nigeria's biggest airline ( yeah you guessed right).

The fact is 60% of pilots have similar stories but God in Hisinfinite mercy always has a way of rewarding our faith, hardwork and sacrifice.
Your job is just by the corner, but never stop praying.

Believe me, it's a very great privilege to #BeAPilot!

I'm sure you don't know some of the things we know...

joborskill:
I still don't trust these products going by the antecedents of easterners at producing most things with low standard materials. I won't be surprised if these cars pack up in maximum of 2years. Its better to stick to foreign cars that we've tested and trusted. There are other ways to grow the economy than put Nigerian lives at risk all because an Igbo man is desperate to make money. The senate needs to ban innoson for now

If you're unhappy with that, cameroun is not far! Olodo!

bankyblue:
For condom

kai wallahi u b stufid boy!

Rexphobia:
My Pastor must not see me on a thread like this

What would your pastor be doing here in the first place?!!!

You'll still have 10 fishes left in the tank...

This Naijasingle girl ehn....nawa to you o! So na ajankolokolo you carry for head dey find work abi! Continew!

chaloner:
In a sane country buhari would have resign honorably. Bad news everywhere

Go to Abuja, enter aso villa, put pen in his hands and then his hands on the paper then sign the letter. And if you can't, cameroun is not faar! Shioor!

TheSonOfMark:



How easy for you to admit that. You conveniently evaded the fact that it took more than a little persuasion on your part before she agreed to tumble beneath the sheets with you.

It's a DATE for Pete's sake! You both are already in a relationship and having sex within the confines of a relationship isn't casual sex. She's not the _whore you're trying to paint her as. She isn't getting paid for it or in return for a favour.

The sex is consented. If you think a girl worths less for having sex in A RELATIONSHIP then you're worth less than you rate yourself.

God bless you plenty!

Michellla:
na today?

E don tey!

ELTON123:
Dullardd has spoken

Your head don misalign again abi!!!

Seriously like you know i so much needed this right now. I'm in the break up process of my 4 years relationship with a woman i loved so much. Things haven't been smooth all along but has been interesting though. Right now nothing seems to work anymore and to make it worse, She's at crossroads with my FAMILY. That automatically put us on the breakup part!

In short, I'm so glad to have read this post right now. Feels like the soothing relief i need on my sore!

Thanks!

fuckshit:
fυςk!!! fυςking lovely write up; on fυςking point; in fυςking agreement with this comment; it's not a fυςking funny experience;
bloody fυςking ŝhit!!!; especially if one was “crazily fυςking in love"
BUT... if one fυςking survives; the fυςking experience fυςking makes one fυςking wiser and fυςking stronger;

fucking yeah!

NOBLEDANDY:
Na APC startam...

end time Dandy!