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somehow:
Stop passing your emotional views as fact. that you lost money to Barca's recent performances does not mean Barca is not a force to reckon with in Europe.

League form is never the same as international form. All good sports fans should know this fact.

It's so hard to not insult some of you cos you talk like Someone with a brain injury.
FYI I don't bet and read and comprehend before you quote.international form for Barcelona?,I font think you watch football, a team that has consistently suffer in the champions league for the past 4 years.
They lost a leg With 3 goals lead just some months ago in the champions league against this very same Liverpool that was not even in their prime.

Elxandre:
And only a point behind Real.
Easy with the humble brag.

Listen up, barca are in their worst form in more than a decade now,they've played 25 matches in laliga draw 4 times and lost 4 times that is an extra low for them, they got catapulted in the copa delrey and supercup already they managed a 3:2 win in their last match, they don't have a striker, no midfield, just got a new coach, irresponsible board of directors.
I repeat Liverpool will thrash them

masterP042:
Die hard barca fan, yet they'll beat barca home and away? Take off your mask madrid fan

That's the problem you kids have,you let sentiments cloud your judgement, FYI I'm a registered Barcelona fan who have actually watched them play live more than once and I've been to the camp nou also,that's to tell how involved I am with my club.
In 24 matches in laliga alone this season barca has drawed 4 times and lost 4 times that's almost an all time low for the club,they've been inconsistent for the last 3-4 years in the champions league, they got catapulted from the supercup and copa del rey already and you're telling me they can beat Liverpool.that has just drawn once in their league this season.
Be rational With your thoughts, if you were a true member you'll know how much far gone the team is currently

Aidejay:
Nollywood is a $50 billion industry.
I can assure you, the name don't matter.

You people can't help yourself, you must show your ignorance, calling money anyhow, Bollywood is not even worth 50b naira not to talk of the obnoxious price you quoted there.

He suppose put WiFi and AC there too,stupid man.

NORSYK:
As it stands now no club in Europe will defeat Liverpool.
Only Juventus and Atletico Madrid can make attempt

Juve what? Liverpool will kill juve.
The only 3 clubs that have a chance in Bayern and PSG and maybe Madrid.

Omoajokidero:
What a myopic listing OP!!

You left out Barcelona?


This is utterly outrageous.

Are you fvcking kidding me,barca is a mess currently, Liverpool will just ease pass through them,I don't think you're a barca fan.

masterP042:
Don't underestimate Barcelona, Liverpool barely escaped last season.

Not gonna happen, we die hard barca fans knows Liverpool will beat the living day out of barca home and away and beyond.drop sentiments.

Eeya

I have all of my exes nude and sex tapes,every single one of them and they got mine too,this aiint suppose of be shit, you post my nude I laught out hard for you, those girls know I don't give a fvck about none of that.

Stupid people, how many times I've they marched to their government house when they were looting their destiny.of course the police will not be deployed to dispatch them,if it was against APC nau they'll be shooting to kill, mumu bayelsans

Oluwasaeon:
He's checking time na

Checking time so he won't pass curfew abi

I stopped watching Nigerian films when I saw a ghost with wristwatch on his wrist.

fredie107:
1. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when a coconut fell from the mango tree

2. I Stopped watching Nigerian Movies, when I saw a Ghost sweating

3. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I heard a blind woman saying "My son I'm happy to see you"

4. I stopped watching Nigerian Movies when a Ghost looked left and right to see if it's safe to cross the road

5. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I heard Nadia Buhari say "you know how much your family wants to have a male son" WTF! A Female son ni.

6. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when mama G put poison in the food then tasted it

7. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when Mary told Joseph that she was pregnant And Joseph replied::Jesus Christ , how did this happen??

8. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I saw a lady putting poison in someone's food and she tasted to see if the poison was enough

9. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I once watched one of their movie trailer that was 30 mins long.

10. When its been 15 minutes and the people in the Nigerian movie are STILL crying

11. I stopped Watching Nigerian Movies When an Armed Robber Removed His Shoes Before Entering The House

12. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when i heard this statement 'the man dat u murdered is dead'.

13. I stopped watching Nigerian movies the day I was watching a movie about the birth of Jesus Christ. Maria: Joseph, I am pregnant. Joseph : Jesus Christ!! How? Jesus is not even born yet

14. Once u see an actress vomiting in a Nigerian movie, she's pregnant. That's the only way they know how to portray pregnancy

15. “35 years later” But the dog in the compound is still alive

16. saw a movie recently, and they wrote "14 years ago" trying to show us past events but to greatest surprise, I saw young man wearing 2018 Nigeria World Cup kit.

You can add yours, lets have fun.

Picture Of A Ghost Making A Phone Call In A Nollywood Movie

Are you by anyway related to lai Muhammed?

He didn't by any car that Benz is his normal 2017 Benz and he no reach 100m

lordally:
JESUS CHRIST!!! that girl is a DEVIL!!! she would have put you in real Big Trouble ...cos people for just Lynch you!!! by the way what were the people's reaction when they 1st entered your room

As expected the first people to enter the room was a girl she just shoved me angrily and began to shout on me,so her voice attracted other neighbours(my landlord included) knowing me my landlord said I couldn't have possibly did what she accused me off because we're close and I do normally tell him about the girl,so while they were saying shouting on me and calling me names my landlord stood by me and told them to let me explain myself, come and see how I was pressing the phone gently so that I won't mistakenly delete the recordings.
I played the recordings and that vindicated me,students around even wanted to beat the girl and drag her to the security unit na me come even dey help am beg say make dem just free am.
This news event made our skull blog sef back then, fear who no fear women bros.

btrocky09:
Note 10 is available incase

Let me message you for WhatsApp

Note 10+ needed

I remember back in my undergraduate days, there was this hoe I was dating,I loved this girl cos I caught her young, but as time passed by she began moving With bad gangs,she'll use drugs,meet sugar daddies and still come back to fvck me,I found out about this shit and I broke up With her one particular evening like that, the next thing this fool said was she was gonna report me to the school authority drugging and raping her,the next thing I heard was this girl headbutting the wall and shouting for help,the only thing that saved my life was that I started recording her the moment she entered cos I was going to send it to a friend of mine as proof of ending the relationship.
To cut the long story short people barged in and started asking what happened, she said I was abusing and about to rape her, I just jejely played the tape and sigh.
Imagine I didn't have evidence, women are scum,most of them anyways.

Caught making passionate love to MORRIM our neighbors daughter, I was in pry 6 then.
She killed me that day and I saw God his angels and their emmisaries,it was after a long persuasive conversation that God allowed me to come back. I'm almost 30 and the girl is married to a white man now in Canada,till now i still see that koboko whenever I want to have sex,so do she.

Well change can be painful sometimes, and they've informed them for a while now,poor folks

This girls sef,you born pikim for one celebrity you automatically key into that lameness and start forming brand.

Tim16:
This jealousy and bitterness is what has kept you this wretched. Loosen up and be happy for others success and see how your own miracle and breakthrough will locate you

How do you know he's wretched?

fergieboy:
Please if you know anybody who wants to sell his or her car, any model & any colour, with AC and you are sure it's in perfect working condition & valid papers, with price around 2.5 or 3million, as long as the engine is not weak yet, plz let the person sell it, it's none of my business

I know one mumu will still copy this from instablog and paste here.

This one that has already contacted shekau with serious begging, so he will now come here an anger him more.

Righteousness89:
[s][/s]

What or who Stops you from giving him your " "Practical Solution "

I gave him one already, if you don't have any don't bother commenting at all, don't waste that space.

KIDfurniture:
When is the date set for you to die ? Will ur burial be elaborate ? Hall and plenty beer must be available . Jollof rice is ok please. Plz give me date and time

You people always seems to make fun of everything you see,see the nonsense you wrote,will you die if you use your brain?

tunjity26:
Are you mentally balance for what you are subscribing for if no then let me assume "happily ignorant" as used by you is just a joke because i wont want to tell you wat will make you see suicide as the only way forward plssss dnt insult me if you know you dnt have what it takes to withstand my response!!

Are you just plain stupid or what, cos only a religious bigot and uneducated fellow will say masturbation is a sin,you have Google at your disposal,check publications on how self relaxing and healthy masturbation is.don't quote me and say nonsense if you're not learned please.

ChildOfDoom:
then, I have damaged some vital organs of my body due to excess sugar. don't be deceived that only old people have health issues like kidney/liver failure. I am currently clinching to the left side of my stomach. something is eating me up inside. I just hope I haven't destroyed both livers.


I am a carbonated drink addict (Pepsi to be specific). Right from when I was a bright brain at UNIBEN in 2013, I have always consumed Pepsi superfluously. anytime I am stressed or tired, I take Pepsi. it got to a point that I drank 2-3 Pepsi a day (you heard me right).

I would masturbate for like 2 hours, then drink Pepsi in the morning to regain energy. at night, same thing. masturbate till night fall and quench my thirst/hunger with bread and Pepsi.

this life felt heavenly. now I am suffering the consequences. worse part is that I drank 3 Pepsi yesterday, after losing much. a relation of ours sells drinks, so I do secretly take to consume. Even my mum do gatecrash weddings and burials to bring food and drinks for us. I never say no to drinks I am given. if only my mum knows what I am doing to myself with drinks, she will stop giving me. so I am scared of telling her

I was once addicted to Pepsi and coke too and it was because I don't take alcohol so they were my getaway drink, I think my highest cap for a day was 6big COLA, so you're still learning, all I did was watch and read the cases of people that have died due to excessive intake of this drinks,nowadays I only drink like one Pepsi a week.

punisha:
Then we should be talking about your burial and uniform nairalanders will wear.

You and the 3 people that liked your post deserves serious beating.