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Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 9:58pm On Feb 22, 2020
https://www.nairaland.com/5700598/tacha-ships-benz-uk-use
More heart breaks for benz haters
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Tacha is shipping her benz from Naija to UK.
Benz or nothing cheesy
Go girl
Let no low life quote me cos I dont respond to idiots and motor park touts
CelebritiesRe: LIAR! Mandy Obi Who Claims She Is An Actress Exposed As A Prostitute In Badoo by shortgun(m): 2:48pm On Feb 22, 2020
slyfox35:
This is a fake account na,people that are commenting their beliefs in this news are dumb,are you not Nigerians
Na only you get sense for here. Anyone can create a Badoo account using any one's picture.
This is just too fake.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 4:53pm On Feb 21, 2020
AmuDimpka:
I was thinking that you said that you are the richest man , so how come you keep quotihg me...does it mean that you have less thing to do ..

Oga, na beg I dey beg.... No dey quote me, I no get this strength! Na beg I dey beg
Brother ignore that jobless guy....he will eventually fade away.
I can't banter with someone who doesn't have a stand.
He was saying Benz is expensive, he's now saying Benz is cheap.
Now he's problem is that we are driving old benz grin
If it's not broken why change it.
No true owner of a Mercedes Benz will be changing cars every year like most Japanese people do.

You can't even tell the difference between 2017 Japanese and the 2019 model grin grin
They will push the fender in; it will become 2017 model then push it out in 2019 grin grin grin
Or they will just change the headlights of the previous year.
once you buy a Benz u will want to drive it till eternity grin grin grin grin.
This is the price I got for a 2005 Benz C55. (Tokunbo oo, not brand new)
How many 2005 Japanese can sell for that amount in 2020. grin grin grin grin
The owner knows what he will lose selling the car hence the price.
Like you used to say.... there's a point one gets to in life and they will realise that there is more to a car than moving from point A to B.

AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by shortgun(m): 4:04pm On Feb 21, 2020
foolbuster:
I doubt if its possible to get a brand new one now. i meant when it was introduced in 2005, should be more when you convert it to today's money.
The price is just outrageous from any angle you look at it.
I don't blame amdman for the outrageous quote since he gets the cars directly from the owners.
I believe the owner didn't want to sale and he gave amdman a price that will chase him away.
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AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by shortgun(m): 10:42am On Feb 21, 2020
amdman:
2005 Mercedes Benz C55 AMG

37k miles

N10m
This is above my budget sire.
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by shortgun(m): 11:58pm On Feb 20, 2020
ogbuefi677:
Man wey sabi
Thanks baba.
Who no like beta thing brother
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by shortgun(m): 10:44pm On Feb 20, 2020
Amdman Help me find this car.
2005 Mercedes Benz C55 AMG.
PoliticsRe: Aliyu Abubakar Faces Trial In Italy by shortgun(m): 10:47am On Feb 20, 2020
I know this man.
He is no way related to Atiku.
The source of his wealth is through one Niger delta former gov.
If you need more info you will have to pay for it grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Checking Her Phone Has Cost Us Our Beautiful Relationship by shortgun(m): 7:32am On Feb 20, 2020
Biafrareform:
Lol. Btw she is 20. And she love me, I know it .

She isn't even desperate for marriage .

I am not even bothered with her past . I am just concern about her present hence my reaction .

I love her I won't lie , but I am willing to cut it off and move on
Guy, let me tell you the truth that no one have told you.
You see girls,....yes I mean girls these days. They have all learn bad things.
I don't know what came over them...yes all of them oo.

That your girl is a saint if I tell you what other people's wife/ gfs are doing you will go n apologize to her.
my concern is that she doesn't truly love you.stop deceiving yourself she doesn't love you.

From her response I can see that she's not into you or she's on a revenge mission for what you did to her b4.
My final verdict is for you to fleeeeeeeeeeee. grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Monday Bubou-Obolo Steps Down, Abraham Ngobere Elected Speaker Bayelsa Assembly by shortgun(m): 2:22pm On Feb 19, 2020
Nice one
Positions of Authority should be distributed equally among people from different areas in the state or Nation to give everyone a sense of belonging.

Not like we have at the federal level where all positions are given to northerners only this have further divided the people.
A true leader stands for equity fairness to all.
CrimeRe: Ahmad Yahya Nawawi & Habibu Abubakar In Pregnancy Scandal In Sokoto by shortgun(m): 9:06am On Feb 18, 2020
Seetto:
What has this got to do with the crime they have committed, they should be made to face the music, I don't know how you were able to confirm that those involved preach sharia laws, may be you are an eye witnessed,

Crime is crime regardless of who committed the cribe.

This hatred you guys abhors in you mind will soon engulf you..
Always know the meaning of a word before you use them in a statement.
Your last paragraph is contradictory
AutosRe: 2013 Mercedes Benz E3500 Foreign Used (0901526957) by shortgun(m): 7:43am On Feb 18, 2020
tobestdegreat:
Grade:B
Sparkling neat and sound
Everything is ok
Tin can cleared
Fullest option
Just buy and cruise
Call or whatsapp
09015269577
It's E350 sir
CrimeRe: Prophet Odumeje's Thugs Allegedly Kidnaps Church Member After A Threatening Post by shortgun(m):
I dont think the boys who did this to her are in anyway close to odumeje.
The man have a cult like followership, people will defend him with their lives. They should be arrested and prosecuted.
Just like how almajiri northern youths will not hesitate to chop off your head in 2015 if you dare speak against General Muhammadu Buhari.
I dont know if Odumeje is a true prophet or not but as a Christian the bible warned us against attacking a man we are not sure of the spirit and powers behind him lest we commit the sin of blasphemy which is the only sin that you can't be forgiven.
FamilyRe: Husband is disappointed that we are having another girl by shortgun(m): 5:12am On Feb 18, 2020
Psalme91:
It is almost 4AM my husband hasn’t come home yet , just because we found out that I am carrying another baby girl. I’m in pained , I don’t know what I have done to deserve all this . Please help me beg God if I offended him unknowingly to please forgive me and blessed me with baby boys ( triplets). Please
Madam
I know you will be feeling very unhappy right now but u need to be strong.
People dont understand how this life works including your husband.
God is solely responsible for determining if you will have a girl or a boy.
Let me tell you about my uncle.
My uncle and his wife who was pregnant for the 1st time went to the hospital and after checking her the doctors told them that everything is ok but it seems they will be having a baby girl.
A doctor asked my Uncle how he feels knowing that his 1st child will be a baby girl.
My Uncle told the Doctor that he is very happy with the baby girl, he told the doctor that it's only God that have the power to give children and he is very happy with the girl God have given to him and his wife.
The Doctor said he's surprised by his response cos he knows that men from the same part of the country as my uncle will always prefer a Male child as their first born.

My uncle and his wife started buying baby girl clothes,and girls stuff waiting for their baby girl to arrive.

When the baby finally came, it was a baby boy.
The doctors couldn't believe it, my uncle and his wife couldn't believe, they already have chosen a name for their baby girl they had to start cracking their heads for another name for the boy.

Madam, I have seen people like ur husband who thinks they or their wives have the power to determine the sex of baby gets disappointed severely including doctors.
It's only God who determines the gender of a baby its clearly out of the hands of any man.
One female child will even grow up to become successful n useful to their parents and society more than 7 male children.
Tell ur husband to come back home and accept his the blessing that God have put in his hands with Joy.
RomanceRe: Russian Soldier Proposes To Girlfriend With 16 Tanks Forming Heart Shape by shortgun(m): 8:58pm On Feb 17, 2020
Not cool.
Tanks represent destruction and death
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 12:33am On Feb 17, 2020
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AmuDimkpa abeg stop wasting your precious time .
They say Benz is not reliable yet they are angry that a 20 year old Benz is still strong on the Road flogging the latest Japanese carton.
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Let them show us how many 20 year old Japanese casket on wheels that the owners can be proud of today
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Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 12:19am On Feb 17, 2020
AmuDimpka:
No that is the truth bro...they said that Benz are shitbox...all I say is that may they never drive Benz in their lives ...it's as simple as that !
Iseee!
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May they never own a Benz in this life.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 10:34am On Feb 16, 2020
author=AmuDimpka post=86691709]

That is s good car, the SUV doesn't consume much! Ensure that your catalyst is good and make sure that you have your plugs good.

It's a good car and the parts are great and not that expensive, the full engine is around 120k , the full gear (transmission) is around 60k....but trust me these things would last you long and that is why they are a bit cheap ! It is a rugged SUV!

you would love the cruise control , just like other Benz products and the interior illumination and compass coordinates at the centre morrow are few of the things that make that ride a luxury with the electric seats with heaters !

You would enjoy the surround system of Bose speakers and the safety of the car...it comes with 6 air bags standards and get used to sensors !

Some come with reverse sensors ! It's a great ride !

Go for it ! You wouldn't regret it ! Also there is a computer that calculates this in the car! It is displayed on top of the central mirrow of the car with calander. Benz built an efficient SUV there ....[/quote]souldeep this is the best review you can ever get anywhere.....and it's free. wink
Better you listen to AmuDimkpa cos he's a real Benz owner.
He has used the SUV.... He has all the experience about maintenance and all.
Don't listen to the other nuisance that have never owned a Benz all his life.
Na inferiority complex n frustration dey worry am.
You are welcome
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 12:52pm On Feb 15, 2020
https://www.nairaland.com/5688464/toyota-lexushondainfiniti-e.t.c
Here I've created a thread for all Japanese shitbox people disturbing our peace here cos of inferiority complex.

Go there and discuss ur moving casket issues and how u wish to die in it.
You can choose to die by any of the following or all:
k leg
heart break when its stolen cheesy
Break failure grin grin
Airbag and seat belt malfunctions shocked
Uncontrolled sudden acceleration grin grin grin
Structural unstable frame prone to Rust grin
Gears that die while driving grin
Smelly air conditioner grin
Fire grin
Electronic steering mechanism(ESM) grin grin grin....this one can decide to change lanes on it's own and steer the car in any direction it wants you deadgrin grin grin

Abeg make una carry una cosmetic casket comot from this thread
Car TalkToyota, Lexus,honda,infiniti E.t.c by shortgun(op): 12:21pm On Feb 15, 2020
Discuss here
PoliticsRe: PDP Secretariat In Bayelsa Set On Fire By APC Supporters by shortgun(m): 3:24pm On Feb 14, 2020
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PoliticsRe: Protesters Attack Douye Diri's House, Destroy Property by shortgun(m): 3:23pm On Feb 14, 2020
They can now see how painful it is
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Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 11:21pm On Feb 13, 2020
Fentanyl:
this nonentity is making comments as well

what a joke

carry your rusted trouble wagen and go to hell bros

Lexus trumps Merzedes, any day, anytime, any model

one of the above is luxurious, but is just as likely to suddenly jeep you stranded on third mainland bridge

the other will keep going and going with minimum care

who no like reliability?

piles of german junk
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We know Ur type; very soon u will be seen pricing 190 or V-boot.
Person wey no get money for Henessy go say e too bitter.
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Carry Ur lexus casket comot for this thread.
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Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 11:40pm On Feb 12, 2020
christopher123:
LoL...I enjoy following this thread and I think Benz is an amazing ride ...forget all these gragraa.... that guy amudimkpa is such a funny man but he is right
I tell you...who no like better thing.
It's plain hypocrisy when they come here and bash Mercedes Benz Cars and go behind to acquire one
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After bashing Amudimkpa and his ML they still want to buy the ML they called a joke.
Amudimkpa come and see someone wants Ur ML
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m):
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After they come here to bash benz
They are saving and praying to buy one.
See our chief troll pricing ML
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RomanceRe: No Man Born Of A Woman Can Resist Me - Nigerian Lady Says (ENDOWED PHOTOS) by shortgun(m): 6:16pm On Feb 09, 2020
Petyprincess:
She has big boobs nd ass trust me most Nigerian guys wouldn't mind to........ Since Nigerian standard of beauty is obesity (curvy) #big boobs nd ass lipsrsealed
What's your own standard for beauty?
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 11:15pm On Feb 07, 2020
Essont:
Apart from some corolla and civic I am yet to see any brand that beats my C180 on economy

Coming from a C180 I wouldn't want to go hard on a V6 just yet.
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This table you are shaking
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They are coming for you.
Very soon you will start seeing charts, analysis, mpg comparisons and Reviews on how all benz cars are fuel guzzlers and money pits.
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PoliticsRe: Video Of Nigerian Army Burst Boko Haram Fabrication And Bomb Workshop by shortgun(m): 12:14pm On Feb 07, 2020
Did they use 3310 Nokia camera to make this video or they are trying to hide something angry
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 7:38am On Feb 07, 2020
Essont:
I just haven't made up my mind on a V6 just yet (coming from a W202 C180 background), please kindly recommend any 4 cylinders benz in the W203 model that is reliable for me. Thanks.
I will say you should follow your heart bro.
If it's the C230 you want go for it.
No car is maintenance free.
If the C230 is a bad car as they are making you believe here you won't be seeing alot of them on the road.
Most of them telling you this doesn't know nothing about Mercedes Benz Cars.
Thank God you already have a Benz background, ask people who actually own the car about their experiences.
Not all these ones here who only read "Reviews" on the internet and start forming experts on Benz cars.
This was how some of my friends told me never to buy a Benz then. grin grin
That it consumes fuel grin
That its expensive to maintain grin
That there's no mechanic for benz grin
Now all of them wants to buy a Benz cheesy cheesy
TravelRe: List Of States Where Okada And Keke Are Banned Or Restricted by shortgun(m): 10:35am On Feb 06, 2020
F.C.T too
When Buhari won in 2015, all the okada people mostly from the north where displaying with their bikes in Happiness, they claimed that APC promised to lift Okada ban in Abuja if they voted for Buhari.

They even started riding their bikes to the city centre until police and VIO taskforce started to arrest them.
That's when it became clear to them that APC have scam them.
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PoliticsRe: Can't Believe Sarrki Would Give In To The Pressure Of Wailing Zombies. by shortgun(m): 9:09am On Feb 01, 2020
ashacot:
Pity yourself first before your pity others .
I pity Ur mother...if you are her only child(God forbid)

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