Shortgun's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Shortgun's Profile › Shortgun's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 (of 316 pages)

Celebrities › Re: Nasarawa United Players in tears after Chieme Martins died On Pitch - Video by shortgun(m): 7:29am On Mar 09, 2020

Nothing is working

Politics › Re: Youths Attack Governor Uzodinma In Ohaji Egbema, Imo State by shortgun(m): 7:08pm On Mar 08, 2020

How did stones and bottles did that much damage to a bullet proof vehicle.
Just wondering what a bullet will do to it.

5 Likes

Politics › Re: I Am In Serious Pressure To Contest For 2023 Presidential Election... GEJ by shortgun(m): 11:50am On Mar 08, 2020

He still remains a better option

6 Likes

Health › Re: Italy Quarantines Quarter Of Its Population To Fight Coronavirus by shortgun(m): 11:49am On Mar 08, 2020

Better

Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Tackles Angry Wives Attacking Their Husbands’ Side Chicks by shortgun(m): 9:08am On Mar 06, 2020*

Message is clear...wives mind ur husband at home.

Not that am supporting the cheating husbands but if you get to know what most men suffer in the hands of women who called themselves "wives" you wont blame the men.
Women no longer honour their husbands, no respect, no care.
She's out their chasing one useless career up n down,money while her family suffers.
Some of them have made themselves assistant pastors in their churches....they will attend all the programs in the church.
Some churches have programs daily and "wives" must attend.

Car Talk › Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 8:49am On Mar 06, 2020

egesie:
Haven't gotten it yet, still in search

Oh...ok.
I pray u find one.

1 Like

Car Talk › Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 10:00pm On Mar 05, 2020

egesie:
Please what's the recommended engine oil and ATF for '06 MB W203 C350?

How did u get d W203 C350?...its rear.
Treat her well with respect.
Which oil do u normally use?

1 Like

Romance › Re: Help! What Do I Do? by shortgun(m): 12:09am On Mar 05, 2020

wizdomnzube:
Na ogun go kill u there. I sure say na pussy niggaz lyk u dey mk bitches carrydo anyhow.

Amadioha bend that ur wretched hand u used to quote me, Anufia.
Na poverty cause ur frustration no be me abeg.

Romance › Re: Help! What Do I Do? by shortgun(m): 12:05am On Mar 05, 2020

3sixtylaughs:
I see what you are aiming at. I like that ! But don't you think dangling the money in her face will send off the wrong info about me ? On a second thought, isn't she doing the same thing to me by with holding her response ? Jor

It's a game play it wisely...dont be crude about it.
Since u like this girl give her what she wants.
Most times guys fail to understand that a girl have countless options to choose from.
She might just need help honestly and she see u as someone who can assist.
Be her maga or mugu...gamble with the small change she's asking. U never know ?
If she runs away after taking d money; move on. She will still need money in d future she will remember u as d maga that gives freely..that's d time u will take full payment +interest grin

4 Likes

Romance › Re: Help! What Do I Do? by shortgun(m): 11:51pm On Mar 04, 2020

2dice01:
What fuckery at the Bolded
No lemme e-slap you from here make your phone screen no crack o

Cant you she the game she is tryna play
She is Manipulating you cuz she think you are weak

Giving her money will only elevate you to become one of her magas ..She won't date you ..

The highest you will get is a Peck or Hug

But if you have and you wanna Borrow her

Collect Collateral

Some one said that is the Registration fee

Really? So what's wrong in been a maga?
This is why we always f*ck ur girlfriends.
You are always claiming to be smart when it comes to girls but u lots are always been played left right n centre.

For u to get most girls you need to bait them with something
Anything can be d bait....money topping d list.
If she takes d money from him and runs away...dont you think she will still need money tomorrow and run back to him?
If a girl is getting nothing from you...she will lose interest.
Una go just dey form nonsense for this forum.

Romance › Re: Help! What Do I Do? by shortgun(m): 11:34pm On Mar 04, 2020

3sixtylaughs:
thank you for the advice. I know nothing is free and yes, I will at some point spend oh her but why ask for the money now? Shouldn't she at least concernt to the relationship first ?

Women are complex bro...they defy every logic known to man.
She alone knows why she's asking u for the money at this time. For me, I think u should give her something even if it's not the full amount she wants.
I am only saying this cos u have interest in her.
Make her see u as someone she can depend on.
But u should make her give u her answer b4 u hand d money over... you are in the driving seat here.
If possible hold the cash for hand, let her see it...then ask her about her answer grin

The money she wants from you makes her helpless b4 u.
Tell her that her answer will make u decide if you will give her d money or not.
Also, hv it in mind that once u guys start to date she wont pay back d money.....so gamble with an amount that wont pain you later grin

3 Likes

Romance › Re: Help! What Do I Do? by shortgun(m): 11:09pm On Mar 04, 2020

Nothing in this life is free kid.
If you want that girl u should also be ready to spend on her....she has got needs.
You want to be smashing her for free angry

if u hv,give to her.
Giving her d money will put some level of control in ur hands.

1 Like

Politics › Re: Emir Sanusi Faces Dethronement As Kano Government Commences Investigation by shortgun(m): 2:51pm On Mar 04, 2020

No pity for Sanusi or person that fought Jonathan to put the country in reverse.
Atiku,Saraki,Dino,Sanusi,Obasanjo, osho e.t.c
Karma is real

2 Likes 1 Share

Car Talk › Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 10:49am On Mar 04, 2020

HeavenlyBang:
How is this ad relevant?

Every day, you convince me further of the inadequacy of your intellectual faculties.

I've got no time explaining my posts to people with no brain.
If u cant comprehend..ur problem not mine grin

3 Likes

Car Talk › Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 9:09am On Mar 04, 2020

Smartchoiice:
You're trolling nobody. You're just exhibiting your lack of respect, low self-esteem and lunacy.

Pls dont stop giving them any attention and they will fade away.
Imagine someone posting over 83000miles used GLK probably owned by someone who doesn't maintain the vehicle to troll benz.
I would've posted hundreds of videos and pictures of lemon Japanese like this one but that will be giving them some relevance.

1 Like

Phones › Re: BETWEEN Samsung NOTE8/9, Redmi Note8 Pro And Iphone 7/8 by shortgun(m): 10:34pm On Mar 03, 2020

Go for redmi note7 u will still have some change.
You r welcome.

Crime › Re: The Lagos Jungle, Agbole Where Sex Strives by shortgun(m): 2:58pm On Feb 27, 2020

Makavelli25:
Kilokanmi
Am doing fine

Christianity Etc › Re: New York Post - Islamists In Nigeria Are Destroying Christian Communities by shortgun(m): 5:36am On Feb 27, 2020

They said major general Muhammadu Buhari will lead troops himself to decimate boko haram within a month if he becomes president.
It has been years now since he became commander in chief nothing to show other than commissioning toy drones bought with millions of dollars.

Politics › Re: New York Post - Islamists In Nigeria Are Destroying Christian Communities by shortgun(m): 5:35am On Feb 27, 2020

5 Likes

Politics › Re: Disquiet In Bayelsa As Supreme Court Reviews Judgement by shortgun(m): 9:23pm On Feb 26, 2020

itsme01:

APC would win the review and Diri would be out of senate, and lose out as a Governor there by creating a golden chance for a senatorial election to fill in Diri's seat at the senate with qualified APC man.. last last they just want Diri out of the senate

Wole Olanipekun SAN wouldn't take a case he isn't 99% sure of winning at this stage of his career, I wish Diri goodluck on his sudden retirement from politics

.

I told you that you will wear shame like suit....how far?
Have the supreme court sacked the PDP Governor in Bayelsa yet? Or should we wait for the supreme court in Ur village?
Some of you are just too daft to understand how things work.

Politics › Re: Disquiet In Bayelsa As Supreme Court Reviews Judgement by shortgun(m): 11:52pm On Feb 25, 2020

itsme01:

APC would win the review and Diri would be out of senate, and lose out as a Governor there by creating a golden chance for a senatorial election to fill in Diri's seat at the senate with qualified APC man.. last last they just want Diri out of the senate

Wole Olanipekun SAN wouldn't take a case he isn't 99% sure of winning at this stage of his career, I wish Diri goodluck on his sudden retirement from politics

.

I am quoting you to shame you after the review

Properties › 3D Pool Design. by shortgun(op): 2:21pm On Feb 25, 2020*

I need someone who can do a 3d for a swimming pool we are working on.

Crime › Re: Ametokum: Fulani Herdsmen Blocks Ore Road- Video by shortgun(m): 2:42pm On Feb 24, 2020

The man said he's hungry ooo grin

Car Talk › Re: Is Toyota A Better Company Than Mercedes? by shortgun(m): 8:29am On Feb 24, 2020

Smartchoiice:
Heavenlybang shortgun...

lol...Thank you for that for that topic.
I didn't want to say anything there but wanted to know other people's opinion.
Once again benz won grin

Romance › Re: XXXO by shortgun(m): 8:39pm On Feb 23, 2020

You be ashawo boyfriend

1 Like

Car Talk › Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 4:58pm On Feb 23, 2020

AmuDimpka:
Yes, for me , anything I don't get, I ask Google and use YouTube though not all Benz have tipronic I thinks it's from 2003 they stared having it as standard feature

Benz actually started making cars with tiptronic around 2000.
You know Benz is always ahead with such features before other manufacturers will follow.
Was surprised then to see OBD port in my 1986 190E.
cheesy

1 Like

Car Talk › Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 4:09pm On Feb 23, 2020

AmuDimpka:
The unique benefits of Tiptronic technology are:

Gear controls can be performed by both the driver and the car’s computer system (ECU), which is suitable for both novice and experienced drivers.
Manual navigation of upshift and downshift allows a driver to have more control over the gear-shifting action.
To ensure safety, there’s a built-in safeguard to revert to automatic control if the driver overlooks the RPM redline.
Just like navigating an automatic transmission, it does not require much skill to operate a Tiptronic transmission. So, even the beginner drivers can drive a car with this mechanism.

This is true.
Many people don't even know that such feature exists in their benz.
Also most naija mechanics will tell you never to use it...that using tiptronic will damage the transmission grin

3 Likes

Car Talk › Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 1:32pm On Feb 23, 2020

conductor259:
[s][/s]
Hey kiddie, stick to fantasizing Benzedes shitboxes and watching BBnaija Naija.

I will not discuss economics and shipping with a 17-year-old child that hasn't gotten a drivers licence yet. Unless you have to wait for your fellow Benzedes for Nothing fanatics

Stop quoting me abeg.
You've been doing this all over the forum.
I thought by now u should have known that I am not interested is any banter with you.
Most of you lack the ability to contribute on a topic without insults and abusive words.
E pain me ooh cos if we meet for street and u insult me unprovoked; na hang boys go hang u for 5 days.
Pls I beg u dont quote me again.
Thank you.

1 Like

Car Talk › Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 1:22pm On Feb 23, 2020

AmuDimpka:
. Don't mind Tasha she is trying to trend and make people understand she drives a Benz...I totally understand the prestige behind owning a Benz !

Trust me she wants to trend ! Shipping Benz from Africa to Europe the continent of the producers is madness and stupidity! Tasha has always demonstrated stupidity anyway

Though with permission she can drive that are in UK anyway ..but it's not worth it

That's why I posted it here...it was actually a bait. grin

I know the trolls will jump on it saying it's not possible to drive a left hand vehicle in the UK. cheesy

I believe most of them are here to learn....let them learn in humility sha.

I have no problem schooling the Ignorant grin

When you have passion for ur benz u can kill for her grin

Let's leave the cost....since its possible she can do it.
Me for instance will not sell my disvirgined C320 for anything.

It's when one is broke or have a poverty mentality that they talk about cost all the time.
This is too expensive....language of the poor in cash and mind. grin

3 Likes

Car Talk › Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 11:53am On Feb 23, 2020

mammanbawa:
I be Benz die hard but this one na nonsense.
UK na RHD vehicles dem dey use and this is just another stupid clout chasing by the empty headed lady.

Don't post things u are not sure of.
Ask questions when in doubt or a little Google search will save u from embarrassment.
Dont allow motor park touts give u an opinion.

https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.confused.com/on-the-road/driving-law/can-i-drive-a-left-hand-drive-car-in-the-uk&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwj-rOLEvufnAhVQVhoKHbNfDUgQFnoECAwQAg&usg=AOvVaw01my5iNOAcaPWj_0HXVVre

2 Likes

Car Talk › Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 10:08am On Feb 23, 2020

I will like us to discuss about the tiptronic transmission that comes with most of our benz cars and SUV.

Tiptronic transmission is a type of transmission that allows you to operate automatic transmission like a manual without a clutch.

Many people do not use this feature in their benz cars angry

Tiptronic when used properly can give you the feel of driving a real sports car. grin

I use tiptronic shifting when on the highway grin

when small craze don enter my head and I want to show off.
grin

Like many people believe, using tiptronic will never damage your benz transmission.
As you drive with it more and more you will really get a feel for the car and will know when it's ready to shift.
The worst thing that you can do though is shift from 2nd gear to 1st gear too soon, and Mercedes cars wont even allow you to do that.
You get to see the gear your in displayed on the dashboard.

It is basically fool proof. The car won't let you shift down if it's not ready to do so.
This is one of the features that many benz owners dont use cos misinformation.

So tell us have tried using the tiptronic feature in your benz and what was the experience like?

4 Likes

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 (of 316 pages)