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Nairaland GeneralRe: Oyinbo Man Jogging With His Torchlight In Abuja. Photos by shortgun(m): 11:22am On May 25, 2017
The white man must an IPOB yot according to zombies.

I live in Abuja and we have never had it this bad before now.
When you talk; they will say you are PDP, IPOB or disgruntled.

Thank God we are all suffering it together including this white man.
HealthRe: Sudden Death: 4 Ways Sex Can Kill You (Pics) by shortgun(m): 8:08am On May 24, 2017
1000 ways to die
PropertiesRe: African Kiln-dried Hardwood DOORS For SALE by shortgun(m): 5:52am On May 24, 2017
mufutau55:
We appreciate prices with pics here Sir. Thx.

Hajji M.
Seconded
CelebritiesRe: Mark Zuckerberg Shares Pictures From His Old Dorm Room by shortgun(m): 11:27pm On May 23, 2017
ekensi01:
The guy the enjoy my mb before. Airtel do mistake go bring free facebook. grin
What is Facebook without pictures n videos...better start using mb to enjoy Facebook
CrimeRe: A Sophisticated Brownroofer Nabbed In Thailand by shortgun(m): 6:18pm On May 23, 2017
Ok
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 3:05pm On May 23, 2017
chuka25:
Thanks bro, will look into that, will update d house.
Uwc
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 3:04pm On May 23, 2017
Omike85:
good evening sir. please I have a 2003 c230 kompressor with no throttle response. scanned a ND got code p0222 pedal sensor 2 circuit short. noticed if I do a pedal relearn procedure it Wud work for some minutes den go off again. shud I get replacement for the pedal...checked for recommended voltage at the connector and got d said 5volts... thanks.
I don't think d problem is with the throttle pedal.
I think u should tell ur mechanic to check the throttle actuator, most times the mechanics always make the mistake of fixing the actuator that will "fit" rather than the one made for ur engine.
What u are experiencing is what happens when they do that, it will work for sometime and start to fail intermittently...... Until u will become angry with ur ride.

Your engine is M271, check if the throttle actuator part number matches with ur engine.
The part number should start with 271..........
If all is correct, change d actuator.
Goodluck
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 8:23pm On May 22, 2017
There are are mainly two sensors that will make the ur fan to run at maximum speed whenever you start d car.

1. Coolant temperature sensor.
2.Air conditioner pressure switch.

If you are getting the proper coolant temperature reading on your instrument cluster then the coolant temperature sensor working ok. But if not you should change it.

The AC pressure switch is one little devil that can give you sleepless nights cos its hard to detect when it fails and it can cause a lot of problems.
It can turn off the AC compressor on its own and make the fan to run on high speed.
When it fails mechanics will be at a loss what is happening to ur car, they will change parts after parts but until it's replaced you will never enjoy ur car.

Goodluck.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m):
chuka25:
Ps my c240 fan is always on and at a high speed at that, what's d cause and d implication for a long distant journey (abuja to enugu). D car has been throwing up a lot of issues lately though.
Ps check my signature for my email address, I really need ur help and expertise concerning my car. Thanks.
No need for emails sir....By the grace of God we will solve the problem here and for free so dat others with a similar problem can benefit.

Your fan runs full blast cos the ECU is not getting proper signals from one or two sensors.
The ECU starts n stops the fan, determines d speed it should run e.t.c
The ECU determines how to run the fan from signals it gets from various sensors.
If the ECU is not getting the proper voltage reading from any of d sensor(s) it will assume the engine is overheating or on fire and it will run the fan at maximum speed.

I will continue later, still busy with work.
BusinessRe: Where Are All This Defaced And Dead Naira Notes Coming From? Pic by shortgun(op): 8:47am On May 22, 2017
Mynd44:
Abuja right?
Yes in Abuja
BusinessWhere Are All This Defaced And Dead Naira Notes Coming From? Pic by shortgun(op): 7:47am On May 22, 2017
For some time now I've noticed that there is a large amount of defaced 100 naira notes in circulation.

Where are they coming from?
Who is responsible?

AutosRe: #Sold Out **Benz Sales In Ibadan...... Hop In Here*** by shortgun(m): 7:36am On May 22, 2017
Post engine pictures......or is anything fishy here?
RomanceRe: Is She Indirectly Telling Me She Is Not Interested Or What? Urgent Advice Needed by shortgun(m): 12:00am On May 22, 2017
Bros u really get time oh, well done.
The girl will just waste ur time, na olosho geh be dat.

She doesn't have time to see u but she has the time to pester u for money, what kind of nonsense is that?
You don't even need to ask anybody for advice.... Just run to d nearest House of God and thank the most high for saving you from that girl.
PoliticsRe: Eric Joyce Says Buhari Is Dead by shortgun(m): 10:20pm On May 21, 2017
Following
RomanceRe: Spending On A Single Mother? Opinion by shortgun(m): 10:12pm On May 21, 2017
itsJude:
pull out champion
Pull out champion u say......OK oo, Goodluck with dat.
RomanceRe: Spending On A Single Mother? Opinion by shortgun(m): 10:01pm On May 21, 2017
itsJude:
havent asked because its not my biz

Me and her are side things
You have to ask cos u can't separate her from her kids.
Also, u will never know where d relationship will take u.
The problem with some of us guys is that we take things for granted.
That lady can become pregnant for you 2moro.
What do u think will happen?
RomanceRe: Spending On A Single Mother? Opinion by shortgun(m): 9:45pm On May 21, 2017
itsJude:
its not easy like that bro , i am not their father

If i start to pay their fees i will be pushed to act like him, that Doesn't make sense na
Bro u are f*cking her n she has needs.
If you want it to make sense you f*ck her in d first place.
I don't see anything wrong in u helping her.
If I were you, I will be more concerned about what lead to d separation with d father of her kids or her husband.
RomanceRe: Spending On A Single Mother? Opinion by shortgun(m): 9:21pm On May 21, 2017
Finish wot u have started sir.
Give her the money if you have it.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 3:33pm On May 21, 2017
hapheeyxz:
2001..... Cant understand the second part of your question. If the battery indicator is normal then y is it bringing it in red like warning and y the alternator included?
Sorry typo....I mean is ur radiator fan running on full speed whenever you start d car.
The battery light is normal cos the ECU(brainbox) can't differentiate d battery fault from the alternator dats why they appear together.
When you turn your key to position no.2 without starting d car, the ECU assumes that its a failed cranking(starting).
You will now see the battery/alternator warning but will disappear when the car starts.
All systems are activated including the fuel pump at position no.2.....d fuel pump will automatically shut off if d engine didn't start.
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 10:57am On May 21, 2017
hapheeyxz:
Hello boss.... My Benz e320 suddenly start showing check fan and I checked the fan is working perfectly.
Another thing is that when I want to start it a times, it will show battery sign and something alternator written under it.. But the car don't delay in starting ooo. And this two things disappear immediately it start, just on ignition that it shows.
What year is ur car?
Is your running on high speed whenever u start d car?
The battery indicator is normal:
when u turn ur key to position no.2 without starting the car it will display.
Jokes EtcRe: Which Of These Box Would Be The First To Be Filled by shortgun(m):
3 is d answer....look at the diagram, all other tanks will discharge before they are full but no. 3 will only discharge when it's full.
No.3 will be filled before sending water to no.5.
Note:to be full doesn't mean the liquid will have to overflow.

I rest my case.
Car TalkRe: Pictures Of Chevrolet Volt Designed By Jelani Aliyu, The New DG Of NADDC by shortgun(m): 7:57am On May 20, 2017
The car looks like a civic
RomanceRe: I Am Going To Stop Posting Rubbish On NL from now on by shortgun(m): 1:14am On May 20, 2017
Onila d fake virgin...let me not say what I have in mind
PoliticsRe: #NEPAWahala Is Trending On Twitter: Funny Tweets And Memes by shortgun(m): 1:10am On May 20, 2017
Buhari is a demon
CrimeRe: Biafra...remembering Bruce Mayrock, One Of The Finest Men Who Ever Lived. by shortgun(m): 1:30pm On May 19, 2017
wow
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 10:14am On May 19, 2017
hapheeyxz:
Thanks once more sir... We discovered yesterday that the AIR FLOW METER is not good anymore and the FUEL GUAGE. like so much this 2 fit cost?
Can't give u d cost cos price is not stable, varies with location n dealers.
OEM air flow meter is what you need but its expensive like 50k n above but there are other makes that will do the job that are cheaper.

How did you know that the air flow meter is bad?
Don't just start buying parts anyhow, or you will end up wasting money without result.
Fuel gauge issue can be fixed by a good auto electrician....not a big deal.

Tell the seller to give u discount considering that you have things to fix in d car. Take the car to a good Benz mechanic that will give u a quote.
You can also take the mechanic to check the car before making payment.
Just have it mind that they will chop u small but make sure they get the job done..
Car TalkRe: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 12:08am On May 19, 2017
hapheeyxz:
I can see the following on the dash board:-
BAS(VISIT WORKSHOP)
ABS SYSTEM
ESP.
THAT'S ALL SIR....
BAS usually will not be an expensive repair... I suspect the breaklight switch has failed.

ESP like I said before is tricky...maybe a simple alignment will fix it or you will have to replace some modules and sensors.
Which will bend ur wallet a little.
ESP is a safety feature
But for me it's restrictive... I've disabled it in my car.(not saying you should be like me)

ABS....you really should be concerned here.
A faulty ABS system will make ur transmission not to work properly.
ABS Module, speed sensors e.t.c

At the same time one faulty component can throw all these faults.
Buy the car if you like it.
Goodluck
CelebritiesRe: "We're In Love"-lady Shares Loved-up Photos Of Herself And Brother On Twitter. by shortgun(m): 7:09pm On May 18, 2017
This is d end
RomanceRe: Was The Man Really Pressing His Manhood On The Lady's Backside While On Queue? by shortgun(m): 2:15pm On May 18, 2017
Since there was no penetration....case dismissed

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