₦airaland Forum

ennon92:
Inalegwu said the arrested men were caught while attempting to break the ATM belonging to the EcoBank with digger and axe with the aim to rob the bank.

Nope.
They attempted to break the ATM.

willibounce1:
Keep chut

I am at the bar
Come n beat me

Dumb.
This is a disgrace to graduates in this country, how can you even think of getting money from an ATM by breaking it with axe and dagger?

Criminals that never went to primary school will not even contemplate anything like that.

I once met a guy who doesn't know anything apart from that he's a "graduate".
He keep saying.
I am a graduate
I am graduate
to every simple question dat he can't answer.
This is one of the reasons why we will never move forward as a nation.

Until we begin to value competence rather than paper qualification and man know man we will never go far.

Nonsense!

This has nothing to do with his rudeness to the Oni of Ife rather chukwu okike is punishing him for his hatred for umu chineke.
This is just the beginning.

fallout87:
Look at hypocrisy. Buhari demanding National Assembly to impeach Yar'Adua....

I wonder what Buhari think about impeaching sick Presidents right now?

Evil party with no solutions.

There is no better way to describe karma

*NIGERIANS WILL NEVER FORGET THESE WORDS*

"A serious government will fix power problem in 6 months."
- Babatunde Raji Fashola (November 12, 2014)

"Stone us [APC] if we do not perform after 2 years." - Tony Momoh ( April 3, 2016, The Guardian)

"The only way to have stable electricity is to vote out PDP."
- Fashola (July 12, 2014, The Nation)

"We seriously frown at President Goodluck Jonathan, over d unceremonious removal of d Group Managing Director of NNPC, Mr AndrewYakubu." (APC August 4, 2014, Channels TV)

"Jonathan is leading a vision less government. " - Yemi Oshinbajo(December 22, 2014, Thisday & tweet@ProfOsinbajo)

"Jonathan should resign if he has no solution to d violence being unleashed on some parts of d country."El Rufai(Aug 2012)

" only solution to d present political uncertainty in d country is for d National Assembly to set machineries in motion for d impeachment of ailing President Umoru Musa Yar 'Adua. " - Buhari (March 10, 2010, Sun Newspapers)

"Why is d nation’s currency, d Naira, now trading for N180 per Dollar, while d South African Rand is trading at R11 to one United States Dollar?" - Fashola (Dec 26, 2014, The Nation)

"Give Nigerians a daily update on d health of President Umaru Yar’Adua to stem d growing rumours surrounding his state of health. " - Lai Mohammed Dec 21, 2009 (The Nation)

"Amaechi is not only clean but a tool to free Nigeria from the corruption imposed on us by those who hate our nation."
- APC (October 24, 2016, Vanguard)

" recent proscription of Boko Haram & Ansaru violates d Constitution."- Lai Mohammed (June 10, 2013, The Nation)

"I have decided, as his wife, that if things continue like this up to 2019, I will not go out & campaign again & ask any woman to vote like I did before. I will never do it again." - Aisha Buhari (October 14, 2016, BBC)

"People are now appointed to top posts bcuz of d influence a "few people" wield.Some people are sitting down in their homes folding their arms only for them to be called to come & head an agency or a ministerial position," - Aisha Buhari (October 14, 2016, BBC)

"I don't know which party my wife belongs to, but she belongs to my kitchen & my living room & d other room."
- Buhari (Oct 14, 2016, BBC/Punch)

"Buhari is giving cabals billions through forex subsidy." -Emir Sanusi (Aug26, 2016, Daily Trust)

"I can sit in my garden, make billions through forex without sweat."– Emir of Kano (August 25, 2016)

"The funds spended were properly spended."- Solomon Dalung, Sports Minister (Dec19, 2016, Punch/YouTube)

I don't blame them everything is this country is possessed.

Let them keep denying its in their DNA to lie and decieve the gullible.
Truth like the Sun cannot be hidden.

sexybbstar:
Lol

Call me

sexybbstar:
See u...u no get charm for gunshot?

There is no charm that can stop a bullet from a shotgun shot at shotgun by a girl who doesn't want to go to za oza room.

sexybbstar:
"Corks my shortgun ....ready to shoot shortgun"

Hahaha, I don't want again.
Someone can not play with u?

sexybbstar:
Early morning show in the oza room is always cool,u know?

Yea, maybe you n I should visit sometime.

littlewonders:
is it your cannibals. Mtchww

Oga, learn to make proper use of words.

sexybbstar:
Lol ...oza room before going to church.

Za oza room have no timetable; it can be visited anytime. From the smiles on her face it think she really enjoyed her stay there.
lol

littlewonders:
Please they should tell those cannibals to free that animal, they are already going extinct.

Them no get conscience?

Project management don destroy their sanctuary finish, you still hunt the few that are available.

Cannibals?

sexybbstar:
Is it the teeth?

Maybe its d strap of her bra showing like she's just coming out from da oza room.

kimbra:
By influence of international organisations they join you mean?.

Not only that...they can overthrow a government, sponsor a candidate, cause chaos, make ur currency weak, refuse to buy ur produce, formulate allegations of corruption and human right abuses against you.

They control virtually everything.
They are very powerful.

kimbra:
When I read comments such as this I laugh. Is Nigeria not a sovereign State?, on the day of the presidential election didn't Nigerians vote in favour of Buhari?, how did the westerners impose a leader on you?, we play blame gave blindly.

You don't know how world politics work.
The world super powers have over bearing influence in the affairs of other nations.

In the real sense no nation is truly sovereign.

otokx:
You can port your number

I know sir, I don't just want anything to remind me in future I ever used mtn.

Whatever happens between a man and his wife should be resolved between the man and his wife.

lakeside50:
@ Shortgun,
Any idea if ctl/bein sport channels showing live epl matches can be tracked in lagos?

Don't know about Lagos but it works flawlessly here in Abuja

hardwerk:
i can offer you something better that has over 500 channels and no monthly sub?

Ok, am all ears

Mortiple:
Shortgun
Please where can someone buy CTL in Lagos? Do you to say they show all EPL matches?

I don't know about their service in Lagos, in Abuja here they show all live matches via bein sports channels.

I've stopped using dstv and Gotv.
I now use CTL...they show all live matches.
I've stopped shopping in shoprite.
I now shop in Next cash n carry.

By the time all my contacts will get used to my new number, I will break my MTN sim and burn it.

Useless South Africans, I took this decision the day I watched the videos of South Africans killing Nigerians in Cold blood.

christejames:
Story about your ordeal with our so called law enforcers... most times it would save one an ample time to just be jovial towards these lots whenever you are accosted by them. They've twisted the law in their favours such that standing on your right will seem as an affront and a ground to oppress and molest you the more.
From your story if actually you never beat the red light, it's obvious they have colluded with the second driver in the favour to make you part with some huge sum as a fine.

sorry about that ordeal once again.

There was no other driver in the real sense, he was created by the dubious police officers.
I saw him earlier with them before we got to d station.

I am doing this for people to learn from what happened to me.
Police is not your friend!

I traveled to Enugu to supervise a job at the same time spend the Easter holidays there.

I was driving around the town when
I noticed a police patrol car drive past me and stopped in front.
I drove past them since I don't have any business with them.
My papers are complete and up to date, I don't do crime. I can give account of how I got everything I own.
After like 2minutes the same patrol car drove past me the second time. This time the officers in the car were looking at me as if they were sizing me up.

I became alert and was just watching and continued driving.
The police car stopped in front again but this time parked in front a black truck.
I was relieved cos I thought they have caught up with whoever or whatever they were after.
I continued on my way a little bit relaxed.

After like 5 minutes the same police car overtook me in commando style and the officers were shouting "park! park!! park!!!" at me.

They double crossed and parked in front of me.
I was just looking at them till one of them came down from the patrol car and tried to force the passenger door open. I asked him what the problem was and he said I should open the door.

After I was convinced within myself that they were real police officers. I opened the door and he entered.
I was very confident cos I know my vehicle papers are complete and up to date, I don't do crime, I don't get involved in anything illegal.

I raised my voice and ask him; " Officer, what is the problem " He said "you beat traffic light"
I asked him which traffic light?
He said the one for back
I said Which one?
I looked back but can't see any traffic light in sight.
I told him that the last light I remember I passed was like 20minutes drive away and they overtook me like 3 times why didn't they stop all this while if they know I committed a crime?

When it became clear that he doesn't know what he was saying and I was shouting at the top of my voice.
The officer now told me to calm down that he doesn't side injustice, he said he was not the one that saw me when I beat the light that it was their driver who said hecsaw me beat the light that we go to him.

We went to the police driver and he was just saying he saw me beat the light and I insisted that I didn't beat the light.
I asked him to take me to the particular light, they were just saying the one at the back.
I told them I've drove past like 6 lights which of them? They couldn't answer.

They now said since I am arguing we should go to the station. I told them to take me anywhere I was very sure I didn't run a redlight.

We got to the station, they said I should park my car in their garage close to the fence that the way things are going maybe the car will never leave their station again.
I said no problem, since it was a police station.
They asked me to bring my papers and I gave them.
They asked for drivers license, I gave them.
They asked for spare tyre, jack, e.t.c I gave them all.

They said instead for me to settle with them and leave with my car,I am here arguing.
I said officers if I've committed any offense I am ready to pay the penalty but in this case I didn't do any thing.

They now said we were 2 cars that beat the light, the other person have accepted that he is guilty, I asked them were the other person was and they showed me the driver.

I asked the man if he saw me run a red light.
He said
"Oga na me and you beat the traffic light no need to argue just settle with them"
I asked the man how he saw me beat the light.
He said " Oga, you dey front, me I dey your back, you beat the traffic light, I come follow you beat am" just settle with them.

After saying this the man entered the same truck I saw with the police officers earlier and left.
It became clear to me that there was no way out.

They were now saying "Oga you see am, now we don get witness even if na for court we go win you"
I was shocked and dumbfounded.
They brought out a book they called "code of conduct" and said Oga read no.25.
I looked at the headings and it was code of conduct for commercial vehicles.
No. 25 carries a fine of 25k for running a redlight.

They said I should go bring 25k, if not they will book me.
I ended up giving them 5k to allow me go.
They connived with the said "other driver" to extort money from.

Beware of Enugu police officers.

Empty vessels makes the loudest noise.
Now that ur enemies know that u are going to strike. Will they fold their hands n give u their heads in a plate?
They even know the date you intend to kill them.

This guy can't do jack.
Him just dey make mouth.

Very good

I expected to see him play with a king cobra or a black mamba.

Taking pictures with a non venomous snake doesn't fit his status.

sarrki:
No get heart attack for baba matter oookk

If you never die of heart attack for Jonathan matter, I am good to go.

I hope he is not dull like d Cattle Rearer

He a still have to rob in the faces of d Madrid fans.
He showed them his shirt n says behold the jersey number that plundered you at home.