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CrimeRe: Photos: EFCC Arrest Nine For illegal dealing In Petroleum products by shortgun(m): 10:16am On Dec 18, 2014
GEJtill2019
Jokes EtcRe: Newton Actually Had Four Laws Of Motion And Not Three. by shortgun(m): 9:01am On Dec 06, 2014
Many are Mad, few are roaming?
RomanceRe: Man Caught Having Sex Withdonkey, Claims Prostitute changed To The Animal by shortgun(m): 6:55am On Nov 30, 2014
grin grin grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: THE ILLITERACY AND IGNORANCE IN THE REMOVAL OF ARABIC NAIRA by shortgun(m): 9:02am On Nov 26, 2014
OP, I can see u r really pained by these changes....... I feel sorry for u cos it's gonna be a continuous process.

Next to go will be the arabic inscriptions on the Nigerian army flag.
FamilyRe: Under What Conditions Should A Christian (born Again) Divorce? by shortgun(m): 9:54am On Nov 23, 2014
Any man who divorces his wife and marries another commits adultery.... Unless his wife has been unfaithful. Matt 19:9
RomanceRe: See What My Girlfriend Said I Should Do To Prove My Love For Her by shortgun(m): 8:57pm On Nov 22, 2014
I've detected lies from the liedetector
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Do Ladies Always Slap/scratch Their Skull by shortgun(m): 1:24am On Nov 19, 2014
Cos their head needs formatting every now and then.
RomanceRe: I Got Stabbed By A Friend. Please Advice. by shortgun(m): 10:51am On Nov 16, 2014
Story for the gods
RomanceRe: The Only Girl I Love Is In R/P. What Do I Do? by shortgun(m): 2:11am On Nov 16, 2014
This same sometimes passes d nite in ur place and you are still waiting to date her? cry
Forum GamesRe: The Hilarious Picture Game by shortgun(m): 10:17pm On Nov 15, 2014
lol
SportsRe: Super Eagles Held Up In Stadium And Nigerian Shops Are Being Looted - Brila Fm by shortgun(m): 6:44pm On Nov 15, 2014
selingel:
I keep saying it. Until a country is thoroughly dealt with, such events will continue to happen. I even learnt NFF President and others (including Nigerian supporters there) are still in the stadium. Anti-mobile police men, are now heavily deployed to safeguard the Nigerian contigent.
How long shall this continue?
What is this one saying?
FamilyRe: Please, In Need Of Legal Advice. by shortgun(m): 10:25pm On Nov 13, 2014
The child belongs to two of you, you will have custody of the child till he/she becomes an adult : dats if you can prove beyond reasonable that you have d capacity to care for the baby( d law favors women more in this stage)
PoliticsRe: GEJ As A Bodyguard To His Former Boss Ex- Governor- General ALAMS PIC by shortgun(m): 9:29pm On Nov 13, 2014
One who has served should be served. Am always amazed at this man's humility.
RomanceRe: Is It Right To Ask For Cash From A Girl You Are Asking Out To Be Ur Gf? by shortgun(m): 9:24pm On Nov 13, 2014
Never take anything from a woman. Everything a woman gives you comes with terms n conditions.
RomanceRe: Is It Possible To Love Someone And Not Have The Desire To Sleep With The Person? by shortgun(m): 7:30am On Nov 13, 2014
UjSizzle:
Comprehension sad
I tell ya.
RomanceRe: Is It Possible To Love Someone And Not Have The Desire To Sleep With The Person? by shortgun(m): 7:25am On Nov 13, 2014
So many people didn't even understand d question.
Chei, so pathetic.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: We Need Ushers In Abuja Tomorrow. by shortgun(op): 8:36am On Nov 11, 2014
For the ladies who showed interest in the event please be informed that the dress code is black suit with trousers.

There are no more slots available.
Thank you.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: We Need Ushers In Abuja Tomorrow. by shortgun(op): 9:11pm On Nov 10, 2014
5 slots still open, 5 taken
Jobs/VacanciesWe Need Ushers In Abuja Tomorrow. by shortgun(op): 8:05pm On Nov 10, 2014
We are in need of smart women/girls between the ages of 18-32. They are to work as Ushers in an event for 3hrs in Abuja.
Time is 3pm-6pm.
Amount to be paid is 5,000.
No. of girls required is 10

Call /sms: 08093491105 for more details.
RomanceRe: Please Help A Friend...,she Doesnt Want To See His Parents by shortgun(m): 12:15am On Nov 09, 2014
Tnycee:
Take it easy bro....no pour your drink o. But whats so funny about the post huh?
the young man just needs your advice
You are asking me wots so funny about the post?

How can a guy who is jobless be competing with guys who work in an oil company and another who can afford to buy a phone for 100k?
Experience has taught me that naija women will always flow in d direction of available cash, this is why guys with cash can afford to buy and discard girls at will.
The post is all about a guy who is on a looooooong tin. I find it very amusing.
RomanceRe: Please Help A Friend...,she Doesnt Want To See His Parents by shortgun(m): 10:03pm On Nov 08, 2014
grin grin grin grin grin grin
This post just made my day, I've not laughed since morning but this thread made me to laugh like a lunatic cheesy
See as people wey dey joint just dey look me like mumu.

OP, God bless you for making me laff, am very grateful.
RomanceRe: Married Men, How Easy Is It To Avoid Extramarital Affairs? by shortgun(m): 5:39am On Nov 07, 2014
drnoel:
Nice one there but the bible said submit to ur husband and not a woman's body belongs to her husband. On the day u show me a bible quotation that said "a woman's body belongs to her husband" I will turn from christian to agnostic. Now defintion of sumission is [/b]"the action or fact of accepting or yielding to the will of another person"[b]. If we examine the bible passage u quoted, u will see that submission is subjective based on the situation in question. U will see that the will to submit to another person is free given and not forced on the person submitting. This proves to show that if such persons refuses to submit then it is thast persons choice.
My work here is done.
Shalom
RomanceRe: Married Men, How Easy Is It To Avoid Extramarital Affairs? by shortgun(m): 4:46pm On Nov 06, 2014
drnoel:
Yes I would say ur mentality is crude and archaic. Really men, I didnt know men like u still existed in this 2014. Pls men, A woman's body belongs 2 only one person i.e her and not her husband. The bible says in Matthew 19:5, Genesis 2:24, Ephesians 5:31 "Therefore a man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh". It never said "......... and the woman's flesh will belong to her husband". Now why one a man have it in his head that a full human beings body belong to him? Are we still in the era of slave trade? I tell u, when men change this opinion alot of things will change in relationships. Men should learn how to use subtility to achieve their aims. Men should learn how to bring the best out of their women without having to be chauvinistic about it. Thats my 50 cents....
Since you want to quote the Bible.

Wives, place yourselves under your husbands' authority.
This is appropriate behavior for the Lord's people. Col. 3:18

Wives, in the same way submit yourselves to your own
husbands so that, if any of them do not believe the word,
they may be won over without words by the behavior of
their wives. 1Peter 3:1
RomanceRe: Married Men, How Easy Is It To Avoid Extramarital Affairs? by shortgun(m): 3:15pm On Nov 06, 2014
drnoel:
That is rather sad to here cos it shows u don't have control. Control is what defines us, it's what differentiates us from goats and dogs,......control. U will have to seek that in urself or else u loose 4cus in ur relationship.
I guess it's different strokes for different folks....... it's a wife we are talking about here, ideally her body belongs to you d husband, she ceases to have control over her body from the day she says "I do", she's not supposed to detect days her husband can make love to her or not.

Call me conservative or crude but I still believe that if marriages must work, women ought to summit totally to their husbands.
Sex is very important to me and others who have my kind of libido/mentality , if my wife can't keep up............... dat will be her undoing, I don't expect you to be like me...... After all you are drnoel and I am Shortgun.
RomanceRe: We've Been Dating For 2 Years, And She Still Got Pregnant For Another Man by shortgun(m): 1:12pm On Nov 06, 2014
YankeeJoe:
why wont u be in support of her misdeeds? Afta al, u ve done even worse by means of ur expression...
Little wonda most of u whores grow old witout getin married and u claim its witchcraft frm d village
Harsh! very harsh.
There was nothing in her post to suggest that she supported d girl dat deceived the OP, her response was very objective and realistic if you ask me.
RomanceRe: What Do U Tink? by shortgun(m): 11:22am On Nov 06, 2014
what more can I say.
OP, call d guy you are not d only female on planet earth, like one of my friend will always say " if one woman closes her legs, 10 others will open theirs" grin
RomanceRe: Married Men, How Easy Is It To Avoid Extramarital Affairs? by shortgun(m): 9:56am On Nov 06, 2014
drnoel:
Women us sex as weapon but it's not a reason to look 4 that elsewhere or are we goats or dogs? We are human beings and have the common sense to think so we should think. I believe men should know their wives and be able to know when to expect sex or not expect it. If it come the fine, if not then guy has to hold down his libido. Everything is not about sex and men should atop always thinking about the smell of a woman's ass. Everything doesn't begin or end there, there's more to life than that.
Yes we are goats and dogs, we are all animals abi u no do biology huh
We are of equal libido if not higher libido with the goats and dogs.
I don't know for you oooo but if my wife denied me sex and konji hold me like mad, I will look for it elsewhere without drama.
RomanceRe: Married Men, How Easy Is It To Avoid Extramarital Affairs? by shortgun(m): 9:40am On Nov 06, 2014
cheesy
prettyjo:
this is where maturity comes into play.that someone's wife denied him sex does not give him the right to look elsewhere.She might have her reasons of saying no and the husband should respect her decisions.#besides,sex is not food #.

Any man who looks elsewhere cos his wife denied him of sex,is not a responsible man
Hahahaha, there's no reason a wife should deny her husband sex! only if she's sick(genuinely), just gave birth or dead.
U see,....... this is where must of u get it wrong, u can't deny your husband continually giving him some flimsy excuses and expect him to be faithful.

One of the reasons men marry is to get sex whenever they want it but after marriage they soon discover that it's not so hence the unfaithfulness you see all around.

Men are wired differently and yes sex is food to a man who is honey :Ddeny him....... He will quench his thirst somewhere......... There is nothing like maturity down,there, a man on konji is not reasonable, responsible or rational......... till he gets satisfaction.
I don't expect this to make sense to a lot of u women cos like I said we are programmed differently cool
RomanceRe: We've Been Dating For 2 Years, And She Still Got Pregnant For Another Man by shortgun(m): 1:59am On Nov 06, 2014
emperorchedda:
grin and some girl is supporting marriage.. Marry one of the whor'es we have littered all over our streets?!
grin grin grin
later they will say we should get married. I thank my stars for the kind of heart I have, I can only imagine Wot d OP is going through now........... he's even worried dat she's shedding crocodile tears grin
OP, instead for u to be shouting hallelujah and singing hossana dat God has delivered you, u are here whining.

I've always told people around me to give 30% of their hearts when in love and keep 70% for the day of heartbreak........ it will surely come.
RomanceRe: Married Men, How Easy Is It To Avoid Extramarital Affairs? by shortgun(m): 1:33am On Nov 06, 2014
Don't think dat been married means you will get se.x anytime you want it,frm ya wify most times women(married) use se.x as a weapon/bargaining chip....... this is counter productive.

There are times when your lovely wedded wife will deny you..... u definitely will look elsewhere, body nobi wood.

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