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Crime › Re: Young Man Yet to Arrive Home After Dropping A Suicide Note In Lagos(photo) by Shortyy(f): 1:20pm On Aug 11, 2018

Depression is real. Never forget to check up on your friends and family once in a while. You might be saving a life.

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Celebrities › Re: "I Might Sue NBC If Ban On ‘This Is Nigeria’ Is Not Lifted" – Falz by Shortyy(f): 11:20am On Aug 11, 2018

See those ones up there saying they're not criminals.. people just listen to songs without understanding the literal meaning of it. SMH

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Celebrities › Re: Adesua Etomi Steps Out In Style For 2018 AMVCA Nominees Cocktail Party by Shortyy(f): 8:13am On Aug 11, 2018

buygala:
At least I am finer than you can ever be even with all the make-up on earth

So if I am ugly, then you are........

You wish

Celebrities › Re: Adesua Etomi Steps Out In Style For 2018 AMVCA Nominees Cocktail Party by Shortyy(f): 8:09am On Aug 11, 2018

buygala:
And so?

Picture of me also stepping out of......sometime in 2015....without all the high-resolution cameras, red carpet and make-up

No be only her step out

Ugly man

Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Rocks Off Shoulder Mini Gown (Photo) by Shortyy(f): 7:56pm On Aug 10, 2018

Celebrities › Re: Stephanie Okereke Rocking Native Wears by Shortyy(f): 12:49pm On Aug 10, 2018

The first pic.. she looks so stiff

Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Dressed Like A Tomboy In New Photos by Shortyy(f): 12:47pm On Aug 10, 2018

Celebrities › Re: Wizkid, Mutay Appear In New Nike Football Commercial "Awaken The Phantom" by Shortyy(f): 12:37pm On Aug 10, 2018

Bollinger:
like I said, you need a psychiatrist. Sounds insane every time you say it. looking for a gay friend. ok.

Yea. Whatever

Celebrities › Re: Faith Ikuku 30th Birthday Celebration Photos. Celebrities Spotted by Shortyy(f): 12:24pm On Aug 10, 2018

Ikuku means breeze

What's with old men and fresh fishes tho?

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Celebrities › Re: Wizkid, Mutay Appear In New Nike Football Commercial "Awaken The Phantom" by Shortyy(f): 11:41am On Aug 10, 2018

Bollinger:
Yup. They are human. But what kind? In this superficial and dangerous world we live in this one is searching for personal relationships online. Obviously you have connection issues not to talk of psychological problems. Otherwise why would a sane human being be looking for bonds on the internet. People like you have connection issues or are most likely crazy.

Bla bla Mr perfect. I need a gay best friend not a boyfriend. Mind your fvckin business.
You can't walk up to a guy in real life and ask him if he's gay. I know why I'm looking online. So Mr perfect, once more.. face your gaddamn business. That's if you've got one. And yea, crazy is the new normal.

Celebrities › Re: Wizkid, Mutay Appear In New Nike Football Commercial "Awaken The Phantom" by Shortyy(f): 11:22am On Aug 10, 2018

Bollinger:
Lol. Crazy people everywhere. Looking for a best friend online. Smh.......

Because online people ain't humans huh? Bleep off Please. I bet you're an alien.

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Romance › Re: Gay Man Kicked Out Of Swimming Pool For Wearing This At Encore Beach Club by Shortyy(f): 8:21am On Aug 10, 2018

This is what I need now. A gay best friend. I'm tired of having straight guys as friends

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Celebrities › Re: Wizkid, Mutay Appear In New Nike Football Commercial "Awaken The Phantom" by Shortyy(f): 7:10am On Aug 10, 2018

Nairalanders I need a male bestie.. preferably a gay guy.. if you're gay, please DM asap

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Music/Radio › Re: Ciara Featuring Tekno "Freak Me" by Shortyy(f): 8:22pm On Aug 09, 2018

Politics › Re: Dasuki To Daura: "If You Are Not Careful, You May Replace Me In This Room" by Shortyy(f): 10:14am On Aug 09, 2018

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Celebrities › Re: Tboss: 'I Turn Into Mermaid During The Weekends' by Shortyy(f): 1:28pm On Aug 08, 2018

Tsk

Romance › Re: Before Sleeping With Her.. Ask These Questions To Yourself. (meme Collection) by Shortyy(f): 1:25pm On Aug 08, 2018

Foodforthought:
Please you guys should drop this Imagine it's your sister or daughter statement. It's infuriating.Consentual sex is different from rape. Who forced the lady to open her legs? It's the lady that stands the risk of getting pregnant so she should be the more cautious. Stop blaming men. These memes are not really funny.

The lady stands the risk of getting pregnant abi? And when the guy insits on going in raw even when the lady disagrees. What do you suggest?

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Politics › Re: Aragorn, Ragnar, Aiden, And Liam Fani-Kayode: Meet FFK's Sons by Shortyy(f): 1:03pm On Aug 08, 2018

Look at those cute kids! Jesu! This is what you get when you marry an Igbo woman. Beautiful children, beautiful home, peaceful mind, good food, good sex. Mahn I could go on and on and on..

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Politics › Re: Bianca Ojukwu Celebrates Her 51st Birthday In Style (Photos) by Shortyy(f): 12:56pm On Aug 08, 2018

Hotness overload. Mami if u be land, u be better site

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Politics › Re: APC’s Problems Began With Saraki’s Coup As Senate President – Lai Mohammed by Shortyy(f): 12:54pm On Aug 08, 2018

Saraki this, Saraki that.. APC take blame for once in your life! This Saraki sef don suffer for una hand. Everything una go blame Saraki.. childish lot

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Celebrities › Re: Oluchi Orlandi Posts Photo Of Her Single Serbian Friend, Toke Makinwa Intereste by Shortyy(f): 11:54am On Aug 08, 2018

That nigga looks gay AF. I'll pass

Politics › Re: At War With Monguno, Aligned With Daura, Lawal Was The Cabal’s Face by Shortyy(f): 8:30am On Aug 08, 2018

PassingShot:
PMB should have sacked Daura long ago. It was one of the many frustrations I hold against the president.

How can I, as the president, have a head of an agency who reports directly to me, block the appointment of another agency's head twice, without checking with me?

PMB dey fall hands sometimes.