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STUDIO vous MOYOLA monpere du moani efrer  les tes cionshd plate tu

me i don already make reservation. . .You better talk before those greedy boys show face

studio43:
i bet u old enough to be my father

lailai. . .Na november i go just complete 67years. . .I'm still very young and full of life

studio43:
one and only, and she's married with children

Wetin u come still dey do,ehnAt your age. . .

gabrywyl:
uhm. . . . 10 days? but still its considerd long ohhh

indeed

mykali:
were is my own plate of lysaa peppersoup na. make ina nor cheat me oh. i still dey wait.

Order for the part wey u want. . .

Must you mention my name. . .Imagine make dem dey see my name and Gabry grandma together. . .Dem fit dey think say. . . you know

hmmmmm

romade:
as he/it was being led t the back of the palace
the people of nairabush moaned and groaned
on the loosing a rare pig
y u may wonder
he steals meat from the trap of the hunters

suddenly a loud noise came from the castrators
amidst confusion the king sent a guard to inquire
what d problem was

15mins later no feedback no guard
d king went himself & cld not close his mouth at what he saw\

OH MY GOD he exclaimed
he has nuttin to be castrated

what a nice piece of decoration he said
i will find another use for him

gabrywyl:
Infomama be Infobaba's wife abi?

Hypothetically YESSSSS

Where u @ Gabry. . . . .

Yeah.She's a hotie,my gateman testified

clemcykul:
he drinks poison

haaaaaaaaaaaa :owetin i do u

Check it out on the list or maybe i should get u the link. . .

Ok babe. . . .

holythug:
all i think and i live for is sex. . . that makes u feel better i guess

Na play i dey follow u play ooo Thug. . .No come bully me ooo u know say u be thug and everybody dey fear u

Showbobo then got infuriated and i'm sure you all know what happens whenever he's vexed. . . .

@Rokiatu

Wetin dey amuse youMy ass

holythug:
anyhow sha, clem, still looks sexy in her swimmin watever or is it just cover clothe

Na everything dey look sexy to you.  .  . Even my grandmama sef sexy

No be only marshmallow na puff-puff or popcorn u for call am Na u i wan kill or u never know say i be serial killer,ehn??

gabrywyl:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

If u near me i fit vex kill u sef join am. . . ^{seems u're yet to know how heartless i am}

Yes Gabry. . . And i already did

Both of you suits my taste. . Please send the pictures

You guys should please hook my lonely ass up. . . .

And then came the greatest of them all Showbobo. . .

chioya:
go ahead anybody hold ur pant

Yes. . . You dey hold my thing

clemcykul:
e no go pass ur grandfada

him don die but if na him I no go mind to kill am again

Make all of una go compete for the poem/rhymes competition jare and lets see who is more creative. . .

Here are the rules:

1.Follow the rules or you might get disqualified

2.Dont forget rule No. 1

3.Dont forget you don't have to forget not to forget what is not to be forgotten above.

Ok Now.  .  .  .  Let me start.  .  .  I'm going with Alphabet "B" and this is what i could come up with. . . You can also choose any alphabet and come up with something but i know that would be much difficult for you guys.  .  .Thats strictly for the Geniuses .  .  . Just come up with any nice rhyme or poem.  .  Ok??. .  . And to crown it all the winner of this competition would be going home with the cash prize of 200Million Cefa and a brand new tear nylon LEGGEDEZ BENZ/FOOTWAGEN. .  .  Here goes mine

Title:Bimbo's Boobs

Boring bimbos bouncing blissfully
Beautiful breathtaking bountiful breasts
Barely breaking beyond bondage
Beneath barricaded barbed borders
Brazenly betrayed by barbarity
Bound broken barely breathing
Brutalized battered blackened boobs

I want to start a poem/rhymes competition guys. . . .

Who be this one

fellow nairalanders,
        I greet u all. last weekend i was discussing with some friends and the issue of the rebuilding of lagos crept into our discussion most especially the issue of road expansion. In the wake of the recontruction of roads and drainage in lagos many buildings both living and commercial have been brought down, living people homeless or jobless. The purported expansion of the lagos-badagry expressway from the current 4 lanes to 10lanes is basically going to be more drastic than what we have seen so far coz it's going to bring down several 100's of buildings running to thousand in carrying this project out. Although, i'm in surpport of this project my friends seem to have a different opinion saying "where do you want those who are going to loose their properties to start from? we all know that government wont pay them enough to rebuild another moreover, some buildings are family buildings spanning over years standing where they are. Also many will be left jobless". They said it is better for d government to open other transport means like the ferry system & train then rennovate the road instead of expanding to a 10lane road demonishing way to many properties. Nairanlanders, what is your take on this? the floor is open,