₦airaland Forum

dreday:
What is wrong with you people?
You want to givechop Lysaa's head that bad?

Like say if dem offer u,u no go chop. . .

Jeovy:
wow,cannibals full here,am out of here

wetin dey make this vampire run,ehn?

Go suck Gabry sour bobee

make him catch you

[b]Hey read this, its really very interesting,

Some of CONFUSING ENGLISH make me headache, would u helping me? ^{i try}


1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?


2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?


3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?


4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?


5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?


6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?


7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?


8. Why is it called building when it is already built?


9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?


10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?


11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?


12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ??


13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this??


Well, get back to WORK now!! [/b]

Abeg make referee end this match before dem humiliate them finish. . . I love this boys

Omo na goals galore be this oo. . . . . My boys are making it rain

Any source to this allegationHere is a pic of him anyway for those who dont know him.He sang yahoozey

tumfulu:
Mumu na im you be.

Na only God know who dey always give you free time for cybercafe. . .I wonder why u no wan get sense at all. . .wetin make we call this one now,ehn??You dey seek attention or your brain don damage

fredmansha:
naaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaoooooooooooooooooo for this kind breast, well sa olu is in trouble,

comot dia. . . . If you see offer like this u no go grab am

Shooooo. . .Eni ire lo

spenchuks:
I think the king should banish her out of kuvuki land. *and i will gladly accept her in my kingdom (Bantuland) as my new Qeen of Bantu*

Ehn ehn. . . . . I think the king should hear about this

lai-lai:
u be original nairaland trouble finder. . . . lol

Yes jare. . . No mind Gabry na so she dey find trouble everywhere

@Chamotex and Moyola

Una don dey turn this thread to YORUBA EROTIC THREAD

Let me stab you

newdeal:
*ala kegito*
MAY YOU FART AND NEVER TIRE, MAY YOUR KPONKPONKI SEND RAINCLOUDS OF FART OVER YOUR ENTIRE HOUSEHOLD, TILL REAL DEMOCRAT REDO AND UNDO DEMON-CRATS IN NAIJA.
amen-isseeeeeee!

Who be this BABALAWO wey dey chant Incatantions for here,ehn??

You don dey old at your age 89years u no wan get white bia-bia. . . . Anyway remedy dey. . . .Go find Conc. Acid make u apply for the parts for the bia-bia dey. . . . This works like hell its confirmed and tested.

gabrywyl:
OKOdudumumutotokoko

U bera no bite your tongue. . . . I wonder how u wan take pronunce am now

God dey call you Pastor Madmanamus

tessybaby:
SHOWBOBO still alive?

Dis is a miracle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

where have u been babeMissed you

freezy:
Fear ko, fear ni. . . I dey tell u fact u dey comot dagger. Oya, bring it on. . . the dagger. . . u go shock say na scabbard u go meet for here.

Why me ooo. . .U dey try me o. . . .U dey try me tell me why me. . . .

freezy:
Guy, are you aware someone has been refering to u as Showkoko?

Yes. . .Na you FREEZY and i go dagger you.Watch your back I'm mean ^{chei i don put fear for him body,see as him dey shake. .lazything}

greetings to u too. . . No take greeting kill us for here

Your butthole go tear very soon.

lai-lai:
@showbobo
what is wrong with you, something is wrong with you

wetin happen na

gabrywyl:
oh oh. . . Dont make him stump you and pound you ohhh. . .

who thatNot me right. . . huh?

gabrywyl:
Oh. . . Not matchmaking. Thats my job to chat with my clients or talk to my clients. I make and organize functions for people (well, at least its one of my job) and they would go online to discuss with me on their criterias and etc's. You know like wedding functions, birthdays, annual dinners, family days, graduations, prom nights, picnics and etc etc etc. . . .

Awww. . . It sounds interesting babe. . . Hope you're enjoying it. . . Anyway,I'll like you to help us organise an orgy on here. . . Deal

clemcykul:
na your job to pack am na

God forbid. . . Even if them wan offer me Bill Gate wealth

No wonder na oversize. . . Borrowpose But Clem u for no open her yansh outside like this na

Midnight ke. . . Midnight action dey bad ooo _{Una don spoil me finish for this wonderland}

Arcani:
Check this out

Toss t*t* to Tope Taylor's teacher
teaching trinity tutorial
through Tufe's t*t*
towards Tyty t*t* training tent
No yab me oh

Wooow. . . Thats splendid babe. . . Thats more like it. . Keep it coming. . . Where you @ Gabry