₦airaland Forum

tufe:
but wait 1st oh, your mama na woman na, how u wan take do that one

Really??Are you kidding me??Is my mum truly a womanI never knew that. . . . ^{make i trouble u small before i sleep}

tufe:
oh, i got it now.hehe

You see.I'm helping you improve your IQ

tufe:
omo na wa oh

Yeah.Na real wahhh.I know you would be the first to beat that

infobaba:
Wicked man

who be that again

tufe:
make i give u him number so that u fit call am tell am

Him no fit understand him language,Swahili.

Thank you brodaaa

dreday:
Ahnahn,that one too harsh nah.
Ow hin go take enjoy his significantly enlarged kini?

The termites for him grave dem go enjoy am on him behalf or na befool ;DYou know the guy is foolish

If you be leader,your regime go tough oo

ReallyHow do i believe that

tufe:
. . and God go punish u 4 lying

You dont have to use Baba God to punish him.I can simply do that for you. . . So,next time just say "Showbobo go punish u",ok

Impersonation!!!!Who made you a chiefehn

Re-phrase abegee.Remove the HIGH and simply say I have connections in low places,ok??

tufe:
a ya kata

Thanks bro

Yeah.And he would never wake up again.

R.I.P in advance

tufe:
thunder fire you to

I get thunder catcher

Before Mike Okiro come nko??U go don suffer well well.I pity u

Every citizen of Kuvuki land na him i dey talk

dreday:

No put me for trouble oo bros.why u dey laugh now,ehn??No be him fault say him head no fit carry am ^{he's running low on virtual memory}

ok oooo

No mind dem

tufe:
no dey blow unnnecesaary grammar for our ear abeg.

meke we hear word

hahaha dropout like you.Thank God say INFO don expose you.I go dey stigmatize you from today

tufe:
ah, pele oh. oya take this manure, go brush sharp sharp

No.Na harpic,Dettol or Izal i dey use or make i manage charcoal

Abi I lie??ehn??

I just dey baffled because normally if people see you see snake,na u dem go kill.

E don even certain say i no go bail you TUFE.And na you dem go catch with exhibit,i know.

tufe:
u dey craze??

how u go dey give me girl wey get 6boobs. abeg take ya time oh, i no like am. if na joke end am dia

she's your soulmate.Congratulations oo oo I envy you guys,a very perfect couple

tufe:
SAM, i no get the joke oh

U no fit with your 1MB memory size.U better go upgrade

na by force

tufe:
close that teeth

e never tay wey i brush now.shebi i still brush lastweek tuesday.e never due

Read the first 4 words closely

FYI

I'm on scholarship.Can you beat thatHad F9 parallel in my O'level(WAEC) and -100 in my UME(minus 100,na me dey owe jamb marks)

clemcykul:
coward.
that is why u no dey grow, since wey i knoe you na 2feet u be.

I'm only trying to be a gentleman.Ladies first,right Even if na death the lady dies first