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lysaa:
i nor want new style abeg. . I have enough already

New Style.   .  .  .Some people be pornstars for this sit. so tay them don try all the styles wey dey for this life finish.

Mojostic IndecentStar

@Poster

Those praising you are are either deceiving you or mocking you behind your back.The joke is fcuken lame/stale.It was posted 5767 times in 2006,4900 times in 2007 and this is the 3987th time its being posted this year.

ayusman16:
Showmumu, which come be your own for our matter?

Na the JOB dey turn your head like this or she mistakingly bite your kini

mykali:
let me spice up the joke.

a 5 year old was praying to God about his maths assignment and he said


"God, i know u invented maths for Noah to count the animals before the flood, that was over 5000 years ago. do u still need it? because i know i don't?"

if its still dry, then change threads.

You're making things worse

I hope London 2012 would be this challenging and thrilling.I would like my girls lyssa,Clem and Gabry to participate in the gymnastics or long-jumps.

lysaa:
was just referring to him but i don't know who he referred to.

who??Not me i guess

naijababe2:
i hereby pray for infobaba's life personally. may d good lord open his eyes

You better pray say make God decline your prayer.If person eyes dey closed and him dey constitute nuisance like this, if him eyes come open nkoehn??

tufe:
at cbase, God bless u my brother

When devil turn beta person wey dey pray,ehn??

clemcykul:
showdada how are u?

Madam Gagu,i dey jare.How market

*^{Too much noise and smoke}*The neighbours are already dialing 911,all of una don enter wahala especially those that would be apprehended with weed.I would be bailing only the ladies out sha anyway.Make the guys know in advance say na OYO dem dey.

what a puerile joke.

keenchiori:
cast your bread upon the waters and be sure to find it swollen after many days.Just cut it off and leave inside a salty buckek of water u will be mavelled at how big it will grow just before u sow it back

Not a bad idea

@Gabry

Instead of sharing my napkin with the toilet cleaners(tufe, Cayon, Dani and chase da cbase) why don't you give them one of your catapults ohh i mean G-strings or do you want people to die of GABRILOCOCUS.

promise72:
A word of advise.

To all you guys in the UK. The exchange rate is in your favor now. Buy US Cars!. Contact resident car dealers and get cars from the US.

It will save you a lot of headache! Period

WORD jare my brother

If not for the fact that some of us are misers,i wonder what must have instigated them to buying RHD and converting it to LHD if not for stinginess.

@Seller

No mind those oversabi na [b]POOR[/b]verty dey cause am.Maybe he's hating simply cos he cant afford it.

we need answers pls. . . .

Na today. . .

I love the hourglass category.Just perfect and they tend to be smart. . . yaddamean

na devil work be that

salopwa:
Holy crap jaylinaa you look so much like this girl i know

https://img151.imageshack.us/img151/5408/dsc00359kj2.jpg

which kain horrible photoshop image be this

Ebonyj:
1 out of 5 for this.

This is pure cheating.You're being biased.How can you award 1 out of 5 to this lame joke,ehn?i was expecting less than that

Since its not in the DIC-tionary then it should be in the TIT-ionary

@clem

did you just say great JOB? Seems you guys are up to something behind our backs.

@Mykali

Welcome home my brother . . . .Lemme greet you in our dialect

uforstupid abinow tankgod forme rgreknhjthmumumu mumu grehgn ewf odeode wereofwrgtu

cbase:
dump her in Yaba Left, if it is Full, we try Okoko Rite

which one be okoko rite again??e be like say u don craze before,huh?

infobaba:
Go Bleep female ant o o o

Oh i see.So,it actually worked for you,huh??

naijababe2:
o ya go and steal it now.

Ladies first,so you go first

gabrywyl:
Chei! As if I am scared ohhh. . . . . bring it on Brotha. Bare in mind I am living with 6 bobo's here. HAAAA!

6 all at once??Are you guys having an orgy

You be consular

Cheiii.This weed wey Tufe and co dey give this girl smoke na him cause all this wahala oo,ehn?

to make your so called scratching sweeter.Get a bowl of hot water,pour it on the area and start scratching harder.E go sweet you so tay you fit even faint sef

cbase:
Oya everybody Party is Ova, may una begin to dey go,

Yes ooo.Make una no turn birthday to crusade/carnival.Na all him pocket money him don spend finish ontop buffday.