₦airaland Forum

nairalee:
Na because fence fall that's why goat climb ontop am even shit ontop

Goat of nowadays way dae climb tree sef….fence na small for them

Nbote:
How are people this foolish

She is not foolish she was deceived by her daughter…she just took too long to realize the truth

Islie:
https://leadership.ng/police-nab-boyfriend-of-lady-who-died-during-sex-romp-in-kwara/

Nah too much billing cause all this thing …the guy wan collect him money back from her body

Peejayz:
I started teaching at this private school in September. My salary is 10k per month ( I had no choice than to take the job due to alot of challenges I'm facing). My first salary, the man sent 5k (no joke) , I thought it was a mistake from his side , so I went to meet him in his office, he told it wasn't mistake....

I asked him how can I cope with 5k for a month, he said when student pay school fee, he will pay me my balance, I agreed with him ....

Then the next salary came in today , still 5k, I'm so angry and tired at this point... Alot of debt on my head .... 5k can't even clear them , not to talk of what I will use to feed myself.... This is unfair..... I plan to resign... But at this moment, I don't know where I will see money to feed .....

I'm confused at this point, I don't even know what I'm going to do at this point

Person dae pay u 5k and u dae fear to leave the work …to me u are not earning any salary

And I know teaching work u go shout tire …frustration dae the work and lesson note dae the work …all this for 5k

Kukutente23:
Good
It's better to be sorry than to be sorry
Any little sign of terrorism intent should be wiped out with cold steel
We can't have innocent people dying because some people feel their god was offended

In all the comments I have been reading yours is very deep the part of “their gods is offended”

And you should know Muslims are easily manipulated it’s easy to send them out to die for their faith if u can brainwash them well …look at Christian if u brainwash a Christian well the only thing u would see is money and donations but once u tell them to kill for their God the would japa the jazz would clear from their eyes ..Christian’s like sitting back and watch God do wonders even though the may not witness it e.g if u burn a bible christians would want to see if the Bible would get burnt but Muslims don’t want to stress their Allah if u burn Quran sharp sharp them don burn the person

Religion is something else

FarSide:
My past is seriously hunting me. In the past 4 years I've had unprotected sex with 12 girls. Now I want to get married and my girlfriend is insisting on HIV test first.

All these while I never did any HIV test, I never felt it's important to do it and I never had any known symptoms of HIV.

Since she requested for the test, I've been postponing it citing busy schedules and all that but deep down I'm just damn frightened.

Can it be possible to have sex with 12 girls and still not get HIV? The thing is seriously giving me sleepless night.

I'm planning on going for a test myself alone, then if it's negative, I will then go with her but if not, I will just japa

From ur story you are hoping to have hiv because I don’t understand ur question which one is it possible to have unprotected sex with eight girls and not have hiv as if there is a particular number of girl before one has hiv

Sunisonflex39:
Good morning everyone, I don't know if most of you remember me how I was all over nairaland begging for job sometimes last year..

So I gate crashed to this firm around Port Harcourt were I stay, submitted hard copies of my small documents and was called for interview four days letter.it is a bottling a water factory firm owned by one man.
There was no offer letter, we were just sent an SMS to resume work on so and so .

I was asked to resume 7.30 to 6pm on a salary of 25k per month..for the first month, I was paid half with the excuse that company was not going well as per sales, the second month I was not paid atol with two other guys that resumed same time as me but oga was just giving us 300 naira each for TP,we thought he is generous, because we were expecting double Salary by the month end since we didn't get our previous salary.

It got to the third month which is this month, the three of us went to the lady that does HR and complained to her, she said we should take our complaint to the boss.

The next day, the man came to work with a new ride..Lexus saloon car, how did I know it was a new car? He called his friend on phone and we overheard him telling his friend to come to his office and see the new car he got..

Letter that day after work which was Friday, I and the three other guys met him and said we have not been paid for like 3 months sir, the man cuts in and said don't we see how the country is, that if we are tired we should go..

Since Friday I and the two other guys left the work.and still planning on what to do on him.

I know the country is bad, but we should not try to take advantage of job seekers just because you feel they look desperate..

Right now my head is just full..

I like that u left the work now try to collect ur money if na to spoil something for the new car way go cost am do it and if na to carry the catalyst for the car carry am ….I hate this thing wit so much passion this is what my babe boss is doing although the work is Sara work(easy work) they work from 10 to 3 or 4 …now the woman said market is not moving and she sacked some workers and the ones that begged to stay she reduced their salary and they are working everyday but she said market is not moving …some people are wicked …nobody fit chop my sweat …..haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


This thing dae pain me

deyplay:
who is that?

Enzo Fernandez

tabaralph:
Don’t mind those slowpoke, they will tell you now that assault and murder are not the same even when they can see and hear clearly about all the assaults on that boy

People just want to talk sometimes and this is why we are being used in this country because people ignore the truth

naptu2:
Men's Ballon d'Or rankings.

1: Lionel Messi (PSG, Inter Miami & Argentina)
2: Erling Haaland (Man City & Norway)
3: Kylian Mbappe (PSG & France)
4: Kevin De Bruyne (Man City & Belgium)
5: Rodri (Man City & Spain)
6: Vinicius Junior (Real Madrid & Brazil)
7: Julian Alvarez (Man City & Argentina)
8: Victor Osimhen (Napoli & Nigeria)
9: Bernardo Silva (Man City & Portugal)
10: Luka Modric (Real Madrid & Croatia)
11: Mohamed Salah (Liverpool & Egypt)
12: Robert Lewandowski (Barcelona & Poland)
13: Yassine Bounou (Sevilla, Al Hilal & Morocco)
14: Ilkay Gundogan (Man City, Barcelona & Germany)
15: Emiliano Martinez (Aston Villa & Argentina)
16: Karim Benzema (Real Madrid, Al Ittihad & France)
17: Khvicha Kvaratskhelia (Napoli & Georgia)
18: Jude Bellingham (Dortmund, Real Madrid & England)
19: Harry Kane (Spurs, Bayern Munich & England)
20: Lautaro Martinez (Inter & Argentina)
21: Antoine Griezmann (Atletico Madrid & France)
22: Kim Min-jae (Napoli, Bayern Munich & South Korea)
23: Andre Onana (Inter, Man Utd & Cameroon)
24: Bukayo Saka (Arsenal & England)
25: Josko Gvardiol (RB Leipzig, Man City & Croatia)
26: Jamal Musiala (Bayern Munich & Germany)
27: Nicolo Barella (Inter & Italy)
28= Martin Odegaard (Arsenal & Norway)
28= Randal Kolo Muani (PSG & France)
30: Ruben Dias (Man City & Portugal)


Women's Ballon d'Or rankings

1 Aitana Bonmatí Spain Midfielder Spain Barcelona
2 Sam Kerr Australia Forward England Chelsea
3 Salma Paralluelo Spain Forward Spain Barcelona
4 Fridolina Rolfö Sweden Forward Spain Barcelona
5 Mary Earps England Goalkeeper England Manchester United
6 Olga Carmona Spain Defender Spain Real Madrid
7 Alexandra Popp Germany Forward Germany VfL Wolfsburg
8 Patricia Guijarro Spain Midfielder Spain Barcelona
9 Linda Caicedo Colombia Forward Spain Real Madrid
10 Rachel Daly England Forward England Aston Villa
11 Millie Bright England Defender England Chelsea
12 Hinata Miyazawa Japan Forward Japan MyNavi Sendai
13 Lena Oberdorf Germany Midfielder Germany VfL Wolfsburg
14 Kadidiatou Diani France Forward France Paris Saint-Germain
15 Amanda Ilestedt Sweden Defender France Paris Saint-Germain
16 Mapi León Spain Defender Spain Barcelona
17 Hayley Raso Australia Forward England Manchester City
18 Ewa Pajor Poland Forward Germany VfL Wolfsburg
19 Guro Reiten Norway Midfielder England Chelsea
20 Asisat Oshoala Nigeria Forward Spain Barcelona
21 Alba Redondo Spain Forward Spain Levante
22 Katie McCabe Republic of Ireland Defender England Arsenal
23 Georgia Stanway England Midfielder Germany Bayern Munich
24 Khadija Shaw Jamaica Forward England Manchester City
25 Sophia Smith United States Forward United States Portland Thorns
26 Wendie Renard France Defender France Lyon
27 Yui Hasegawa Japan Midfielder England Manchester City
28 Debinha Brazil Forward United States Kansas City Currenta
29 Jill Roord Netherlands Midfielder Germany VfL Wolfsburg
Daphne van Domselaar Netherlands Goalkeeper Netherlands Twente

Ojoro list how can someone who won young player award in the world cup not be on the list

Dlewisi:
If the police have no evidence against them, they should be released already.
Because the social media have crucified them doesn't men they are nessessaryly guilty. These men could be innocent and we have to accept that.
Also the police would have made a big deal out of this if they had the slightest evidence against them and we know this.
Set them free abeg

There are evidence online about Sam Larry when he was beating mohbad as for naira there is no evidence sam Larry can be persecuted for assault

oluwaseyi0:
This people sha

This is just a case of over excitement
This punishment is way too much for the 'crime'

It should be 3 months or max of 6 months

Thank God he is not a black man if not we would be hearing racism up and down

Abisolababe:
Good morning nairalanders
I think this world is turning to something else

I work with a private organisation where I earn 20k as my monthly stipend
For the past one four month now we have not been paid salary and we dare not ask my boss because she is a disciplined woman who doesn't tolerate nonsense..

Things are really getting hard and I couldn't even afford transport fee to work this morning as I have to trek down to work this morning, and on getting to work I decided to summon courage to ask this woman about my salary, She told me to go back to my duty .
but to my greatest surprise it was sack letter that follows.
I tried talking to her and telling her the situation of things but she wouldn't listen and all what she said is that I have been fired.


I was told to come back ending of November to get my salary..

I don't really know what to do right now, it looks like cheating to me .
This is my sweat, something I have work for ...

The sweet truth is that she is actually doing u a Favour 20k salary under one week u would be expecting another salary

[quote author=copyrites post=126658158]Amaechi in a trending video posted by Channels tv's X page has confirmed the docility of the average Nigerian. According to Amaechi:

What is new to say, Nigerians don’t react to anything. Has any politician told you he is not a thief? Which politician told you he went to university, which politician told you she served in NYSC, and which politician told you he has his certificate?
- Rotimi Amaechi pic.twitter.com/3L262l9iHy

— Channels Television (@channelstv) October 28, 2023

that’s because of the many ethnic groups we have we don’t see ourselves as Nigerians but as hausa igbo and yoruba once we overcome this then we would start fighting for ourselves

DesChyko:
GNLD.. The GOAT of Scam Interviews

I saw their interview and applied. Got their message inviting me for an interview due to my impressive CV. I'm just fresh into the Labour market and my grades were not on the CV but WTH.. They said impressive, so nothing else mattered. I was in cloud 8 😌

So I approached Henry, who joyfully lent me the same suit he gave me during my project defence. Henry is broader at the shoulders so the suit was supposed to be bigger at the shoulders. However, I think the impressive praise I got expanded my shoulders to angle 90 to fit the suit so I no wan hear say e no match.😑

I spent about 90% of my muscle mass and the energy from the food I ate that day ironing razor sharp gators into the suit trousers. Hopefully, they will clear the path for me 😎. That's how son of man prepared o, thinking my breakthrough was finally here. The LUDE polish saw depreciation that night as I generously applied it to the brogues to hide the age of the shoes. They always said then that how you dressed is how you want to be addressed.

5 P.M., and I was on the way to Yaba, to meet up with this high profile, Fortune 500 Company with a Potential to Empower The Youth of Tomorrow, as per their description in the SMS. I navigated the alleys with a chip on my shoulder (bro, I'm wearing suits and brogues, what do you expect?), and finally arrived at the venue. 😌

The venue? I remember thinking. This is just like an empty space with all these benches in football centre and tarpaulin demarcation here and there. Even the people there, the way they were dressed, I kuku concluded that if this was the place, we are not here for the same thing. After all, one brilliant man said 'Don't judge a book by its covers' (Ogun later kee this man sha).🔥

I sha brought out my BIRD flip phone and dialled my boss (who later introduced himself as Line Manager, which is a term I found impressive (for about 2 hours)). This man came out, but he didn't dress like CEO with his SAMSUNG blue light phone (those business centre model) 😐. On the other side, Mark Zuckerberg sef dey wear one Kain shirt with trouser so make I chill. He said I should go with him and I did. That's how we passed different groups of people o, until we reached where this man kept his own army of recruits. I was given a seat and I nodded to all those other guys (some of whom dressed to kill too.). Okay, let's do this.😎

That's how this man began to talk long story o. From history of Golden Neolife Diamite and all those things, to how leg and leg will multiply to give more legs, to selling health products to buying starter pack.. Omo. Is this interview or training for the interview. At a point, I had to ask o and he started another story that described how 'Salary is slavery-something-something..'. Imagine telling me that came to chop your money with my impressive CV that what you are supposed to pay me is slavery.. In that case, enslave me abeg, that's what I'm here for. I didn't come for freedom nah 🥲

When I saw that ontop the heat dealing with me inside this borrowed suit, Oga was not ready to enslave anybody, instead, wanted to chook hand inside our pocket, I excused myself and left to take a serious decision. I had a serious decision to make between concocting a story on how the interview I dressed to kill for went or how God will punish GNLD. I later settled for the latter and told whoever cared to listen that once they see people sitting down in clutches in any interview center, they should leave immediately and send 'God Punish You' to the person that reached out to them. 🤬

Now that I think of it, God will still punish them 🤬

Lol ur write up sha … I had same experience so I can relate ..I for talk but neolife experience don full here …even the place I’m working now their minions came yesterday to sell health product ..I was telling one of the guy that he is trying and he started telling me how he makes a lot of money …I first look person way dae make a lot of money I just agreed with him make him dae go

Kalakulu:
https://dailytrust.com/robbers-invade-ogun-varsity-hostels-rape-students/

Lol ..bullet finish for their gun so they used their other gun ….

phorget:
This is not about falling in love,it is about their greediness. You see them looking down on hardworking dudes just because they are dating one pablo, you see them carrying phones that their father cant even afford to use let alone buying it for them.
They've totally refused to live within their means so they should welcome everything that comes with that.
Zero pity bro!

It may be love it may not be love none of us knows let’s just leave the girl

Cmanforall:
Read online some people attacking the school that they continued their regular school program after this incident.
It is unfortunate for the boy and his family, but why should people suggest for the school to be shut down

The just want to shut down the business because it’s not theirs

Belial06:
WHY WOULD A CRECHE BE ON THE FIRST FLOOR? WHY?

SUE THE OWNERS OF THE CRECHE FOR GROSS NEGLIGENCE!!!!

UNFORTUNATELY NIGERIA IS LAWLESS SO IF THE CRECHE OWNERS HAVE MORE MONEY THAN THE PARENTS WELL THEY WILL GO FREE AND NOTHING WILL HAPPEN.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IN A COUNTRY WERE JUSTICE IS FOR SALE

Why should they sue the owner I am sure it’s not only that baby that goes to school there and they parents were not blind there are some things that can be avoided the boys death is one of it

chisomkachy:
https://dailytrust.com/nigerian-muslims-stage-50000-man-rally-for-palestine-demand-end-to-genocide/

Lol …if the Palestine sees this news they would just hiss … do they think the Israelis would take them serious even country’s way get mouth them no send them and they can’t do anything they would just protest and go back to their house them no born our government well to send troops 😅 Abeg we need jobs for this country


I dae buy catalyst Abeg in case u get

Nwodosis:
Sex is not supposed to be painful, there is certainly an underlying medical condition responsible for that. Marriage is not only to "knack" it comes with challenges too, take her to a doctor.

Carry her to an hospital…something is wrong ..

My wife no go like sex ke when she no wan whine me

Loveth160:
https://.ng/2023/10/22/resign-if-you-dont-understand-governance-pastor-giwa-blasts-tinubu/

For real ..the citizens are suffering and you are using over a billion to buy …and they are still planning to borrow ..at this point if you don’t see the what apc has in stock for us then u biased ..:now let me tell u all ..this tin way dem dae do na all of us go suffer am … na so buhari do eight years go everyday we wake up expecting good news and we go to bed with the same old news

YorubaSamurai:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CysR7XBt6nI/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=loading[

It’s not easy o …I’m sure it’s not easy for the mother to sell off her baby but things hard .::she prolly taught it’s the best option for the baby

post=126494535:
He raped a 4 year old?!
Is he dead yet

[/b]
But wait,
On a second thought,
Now this is [b]preposterous,
We hope someone is not trying to set him up?
Cos this doesn't make sense to us, using a scissors to cut up a girl's private part so he could fit inside her!?
Nah......
Only the devil can do that!

Thorough investigation should be carried out and anyone found guilty should face the consequences of their actions.

We Rise.


Seconded.
After detailed and thorough investigation.

Guy I swear that scissors part got me …. If this is true then we have a new devil because I’m not sure this current devil can do this

OLAADEGBU:
Source

A source told SaharaReporters that the drama started after certain students of the school allegedly scaled the school fence to steal and drink an old man’s palm wine.

U no fit chop Cain but u fit flog person Cain ……mtchewwww

NCBLOG:
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2023/10/corps-member-stabbed-to-death-by-suspected-robbers-while-jogging-in-kaduna-2.html

U dae jog for north way people dae run

Anyways rip

Nemere2020:
The cleric, in a video sermon of over 14 minutes posted on his official Facebook page, labelled Nyesom Wike, Minister of the Federal Capital Territory, as "Satan" for receiving the Israeli Ambassador to Nigeria in his office. The cleric in the sermon also asserted that President Bola Ahmed Tinubu would be stopped from serving for eight years.

He went on to curse citizens who campaigned assiduously for the Muslim-Muslim ticket as worthless hypocrites and money-mongers who chased dollars for pleasure and worldly purposes.

Below is an excerpt of the sermon as translated from



https://saharareporters.com/2023/10/19/sheikh-gumi-calls-fct-minister-wike-satanic-person-says-christians-and-their-infidels?fbclid=IwAR0ygK0Tsc2lcBwymk7LNZy6LqLpunZqU55PIe7XIq2MgEyWHX07kOkPnCA

See as this one is supporting terrorist openly he is now defending boko haram …this religion is something else …it’s now i truely understand..just imagine yourself as a Muslim listening to this sermon it would just make u hate Christian’s more and if u are told to go and kill them you won’t think twice bacause they have been brainwashed to hate Christian’s

God I fit bet say no be this country I choose when I dae fill form

Timoleon:
It’s not for me to answer. That’s for him. I’m merely stating the details provided.

Someone else could ask you; this incident occurred in Belgium, how is it your business in Nigeria?

But of course, what you prioritize or not is up to you to decide.

Why would the person ask me how is it my business in Nigeria when the person I replied to is in Nigeria

Timoleon:
Go and read the article.

It’s in the article no doubt but someone was killed in Chicago so why would u take ur revenge in Belgium

Timoleon:
The reason for the murder is there in the article. A Muslim kid had been murdered in Chicago.

Chicago in Belgium

FitCorper:
Funny as it sounds , he is right o. Cause this will help us drastically reduce prostitution in our society. Each girl married is a lose to the street and only the hardened ones would venture back into their past. Majority will calm down as they have seen it all and probably tired of playing games. I guess that’s why most guys prefer older women, cos they believe their hoeing phase is over.
Edited: To all those Christians quoting me with so much aggression, I hope u remember it’s also written in the Bible that at the last day 7 women shall cling to one man just to be his wife.

So now u have quote the Bible Abi what …oya interpret it

Ibrahimlagosian:
As they preach hatred,bigotry and emnity in the church.

Rest oga I know u have been filled with hatred but keep it to yourself nobody send u