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SportsRe: Chelsea Sack Thomas Tuchel by Shyboyk(m): 10:34am On Sep 07, 2022
Sleekfingers:
They should give a failure time abi? Can you give a failure time?
Don’t mind the guy but me I no follow u call TT a failure o ..I knew the man became clueless when he had world class players at his disposal but could not still deliver ..how can u have ziyech who was a star in Ajax and he can’t play for u wat about Lusaka who was scoring goals for you and u can’t use him mason mount just off pulisic zero always using harvert when he can’t delivered for 90 minutes no successful runs no dribbles very sluggish with ball no assist but he would still play 90 minutes he got sacked bcuz he deserve it let him go and rest
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Dinamo Zagreb Vs Chelsea - 1 - 0 (Full Time) by Shyboyk(m): 10:12am On Sep 07, 2022
Melodydoctor:
They actually won their first game. It was the second game they lost.
They lost first leg against sheriff and won second leg
PoliticsRe: Why Is Tinubu Deceiving Nigerians? This's Lagos In 1960s When Tinubu Was A Youth by Shyboyk(m): 7:34am On Aug 30, 2022
Softmirror:
YOU ARE RIGHT THE FIRST PICTURE IS JAKARTA. IT WAS A MISTAKE. I APOLOGIZE. I WAS TOO MUCH IN A HURRY BUT THEN, DO YOU STILL HAVE ANY FOOLISH QUESTIONS TO ASK grin
You are very stupid

Wat is the meaning of I was to much in a hurry ..you just tried to deceive people with your post
SportsRe: Manchested United Agree Deal To Sign Antony From Ajax by Shyboyk(m): 7:17am On Aug 30, 2022
obembet:
https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1563958811777552385?t=iOWvf732U0B35A4CwpCSaA&s=19[/quote]As a Chelsea fan this is what I have to say

The transfer market is not as it used to be things have changed most players being bought now are not up to their prices but I can’t sell a player to you at a low price and at the end I won’t be able to afford to buy a replacement

So let’s just let the Antony be if he flops then we can start criticizing him and for those mentioning Dutch league let’s not forget that jack grealish was bought from premier league and still flopped in the same premier league if u go perform u go perform no be about league no be the league dae play na the player dae play
SportsRe: EPL: Michael Owen Names Ronaldo, Henry In His All-Time Greatest XI (Full List) by Shyboyk(m): 12:33pm On Aug 25, 2022
onomeabuja:
Him no even pick Chelsea player whyhuh
hmmmmmmm Chelsea how market embarassed
Who know Chelsea b4huh With their pampers short nicker lipsrsealed
Respect to Ronaldo
John terry and Ashley cole na watin
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi, Tinubu And Atiku. My Experience Inside A Keke In Osun State by Shyboyk(m): 2:00am On Aug 16, 2022
pricklewane:
Next time enter train or plane to tell your Igbotic lies. If you claim this is not a lie sebi you miserable fools have phones, record the conversation n post here instead of cooking cocrk n bull story on NL like we are all dead brain Ipob that bliv anything
I swear if u can see me now I don laugh so tay tears comot for my eyes which one be enter train or plane again the story go long no be here

Tho I’m supporting obi but I don’t see anyone as the right leader make everybody cast their vote ..abeg u made me laugh � my ribs dae pain me
CrimeRe: CLOSED by Shyboyk(m): 5:18pm On Aug 09, 2022
Stallionhorse:
The truth is that we like cheap and free things that's why we fall victim easily.. 10 slippers for 7500 plus delivery to edo state.. Wow!! Even if nah bathroom slippers sef!! Fear God.. I don't blame the scammer I blame the scammee..
You mean the scammed
CrimeRe: New Kidnap Strategy In Lagos!!! by Shyboyk(m): 6:03pm On Aug 08, 2022
Sommie1122:
Kidnapping is actually on increase in Nigeria now especially Lagos state and the kidnaps are taking place in unexpected vehicles( tricycle and bikes) who would ever think of getting kidnapped in a Keke MARUWA or a bike� I was kidnapped some weeks ago in a tricycle, I'm still in shock because a Keke MARUWA has openings and I could have shouted for help but Omo, they used jazz on me... I no even move... Na God go save us for this country now ooo... For the full video of how I was kidnapped and how God saved me from the kidnappers after demanding 5 million naira Ransom, click below



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRgMucrlxUU
Lol …truly crazy things are happening

1:them kidnap
2:them jazz u
3:you no fit about for help inside keke
4:you did video
5:you just happened to be saved somehow

There is someone I know that charges 5k per year just to teach people how to lie bcuz this your own show that you are still learning �
SportsRe: EPL: You’re Next Thierry Henry, Cristiano Ronaldo – Guardiola Hails Haaland by Shyboyk(m): 9:10am On Aug 08, 2022
Anyways:
https://dailypost.ng/2022/08/07/epl-youre-next-thierry-henry-cristiano-ronaldo-guardiola-hails-haaland-after-man-city-win/
Lukaku scored two goal against arsenal last season on his return to England so calm down dem never get haaland time once them figure out how to mark am even bar him no go see nack

RomanceRe: She Has Good Character But With Curved Back by Shyboyk(m): 11:31am On Aug 06, 2022
[quote author=Reader530 post=115418293]Good day my people. I want to marry a girl. She respects me so much. She is very intelligent and hardworking. She is productive. She has many talents.

In fact, during rainy season, she will leave city for her village and go to farm that is where she spens her annual leave. She cooks well, she can plait hair all styles and she can plait her hair herself of all styles. She is God fearing, always from work, church, domestic chores and other things at home that earns her money.

She is beautiful but has a curved back. My challenge is curved back, how can I overcome this challenge. Matured advice please.[/quote
]
Which one is curved back is it curve1 or curve2
SportsRe: THIS IS CRAZY!! Chelsea Owner Slammed For Buying Players The Club Don’t Need by Shyboyk(m): 12:12pm On Aug 04, 2022
Marvhaz:
Former Liverpool defender, Jamie Carragher has noted that Chelsea are now in the transfer market buying anything they see.
Carragher believes that most players the Blues’ owner, Todd Boehly is bringing in may end up not being important to the club.

Chelsea are set to announce the arrival of Brighton left-back Marc Cucurella and Carragher wonders if the Blues need the player, having the likes of Ben Chilwell in their ranks.

The former Liverpool man thinks Chelsea’s ongoing pursuit of Cucurella is proof the club are ‘panicking’.

“I think the way most football clubs are run now, it’s a lot more organised, a lot more sort of, you know, who you want, it’s not sort of these panic things that used to happen in the past and people just go buy and you’d look at it.

“I look at a couple of things Chelsea do and I’m just thinking, is it a panic because you haven’t bought someone and you’ve got to get someone?

“You bought Ben Chilwell for £50m and then you’re trying to get another left back, like you didn’t want them a month ago, you want them now,” he said on Sky Sports.

https://www.premierupdate.com.ng/2022/08/this-is-crazy-chelsea-owner-slammed-for.html
This one is saying trash � last season when chiwell went on injury the club felt it and it’s not bad to have excess players in a particular position

We went for wat we needed but didn’t end up getting it so we improvise
PoliticsRe: Video: ISWAP Flogged Remaining Kaduna-abuja Kidnapped Passengers by Shyboyk(m): 12:05pm On Jul 24, 2022
Ruggedniggaone:
how is he going to solve Insecurity?I've never heard obi talking about how he is going to end Insecurity he is too gentle to tame bokoharam and bandits Nigeria need rugged and crazy president like elrufai or wike to fight bokoharam
Same thing they said when Jonathan was on seat and ended up voting buhari who was ex military and also rugged now look at where ruggedity landed us
SportsRe: Predict Chelsea Vs Arsenal And Win 5k by Shyboyk(m): 1:20am On Jul 24, 2022
Adedeji3764:
�Time ticking to this Super London Derby.
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You can win BIG by predicting the full-time score of this match.�
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2:1Arsenal
TV/MoviesRe: Are Those Sex In Movies Real?? by Shyboyk(m): 5:00pm On Jul 19, 2022
Zonefree:
Go and watch the movie first before you argue.
I have watched the movie don’t let them deceive you that sex wasn’t real
RomanceRe: Omo! You Go Sweet To Fuccck!! Thats What I Told Her! by Shyboyk(m): 11:46am On Jul 14, 2022
Stallionhorse:
I'm very sure its cabin biscuits and ice water ur father used to pay your moms diary..
Ohhhh noooo ��

EducationRe: What Would You Do If You Were The Only Boy In An All Girl School? (pictures) by Shyboyk(m): 9:04am On Jul 11, 2022
NeroGaming:
Tell me what you would do Amigo undecided
I would face my studies
RomanceRe: I Broke The Hymen Of A Muslim Girl On Salah Day by Shyboyk(m): 2:53pm On Jul 10, 2022
fattprince:
Don't mind that fool. Isn't it ironic for him to say read to understand when he's the one not understanding. Though the Op was meant to put , after his age.
Exactly what I’m trying to let him understand
RomanceRe: I Broke The Hymen Of A Muslim Girl On Salah Day by Shyboyk(m): 1:15pm On Jul 10, 2022
SubUrbanLager:
Read to understand...
If he had typed he is 10 years "way older than" , so does he mean he's 10 years old?
This also has nothing to do with punctuation.
Ok sir
RomanceRe: I Broke The Hymen Of A Muslim Girl On Salah Day by Shyboyk(m): 10:56am On Jul 10, 2022
Stallionhorse:
The turn of events yesterday was very surprising to me, I've been friends with this young Muslim girl, she is 17years old and I'm like 29years old way older than her.. I grew fun of her cause she is very beautiful and hard working tho!! we are not officially dating until yesterday. She is very committed to her religion and all and when we met she told me she is a virgin, I actually don't like virgins its really a turn off for me cause I'm not the patient type and I hate blood during intercourse, so I just decided to be casual friends with her pending when someone else breaks the Hymen so I can enjoy the kpekus..
Fastforwad to yesterday, I woke up just lazing around nothing to do.. I had decided I'm not going out or eating any Salah meat cause I really dislike their religion.. She called me in the morning saying she is going to the mosque to pray I told her okay all the best.. When she got back she called and told me she is back that she would soon be going to the mainland with her family to celebrate the salah I said okay all the best have fun.. 2hrs later she called and I asked her where she was she said home that the rain hasn't allowed them leave so I invited her over that I wanted to see her face before she leaves.. Omo!! The girl enter rain come my side, she was almost soaked in water.. So I asked her to take off her hejab or whatever there call it.. Omo, I just say make I try my luck I held her and kissed her she didnt resist we ended up on the bed she didnt stop me, I say make I put finger see if nah virgin she didnt stop me before you know I put my gbola she hold me tight scream.. That was how it happen.. I bursted the kpekus of a Muslim girl what a salah day sha.. ⅝
Lol op no sabi him age which one is IM LIKE 29years
RomanceRe: I Broke The Hymen Of A Muslim Girl On Salah Day by Shyboyk(m): 10:55am On Jul 10, 2022
SubUrbanLager:
Nigerians with irredeemable comprehension problems. undecided
Op typed he's 29 years more older than a 17 year old child , Op is 46 years old and not 29 like some of y'all have been stating.
Op is a sex offender and should be locked up for the rest of his life.
You defile a minor and go on to brag about it.
You're vile and don't deserve to be among actual human beings. angry
Nah u are wrong read well he said he is 29 years old he did not put punctuation before saying he is way older than her
SportsRe: Raheem Sterling Signed For Chelsea by Shyboyk(m): 9:08am On Jul 10, 2022
Broveens42:
Lukaku plays like an armature. How can you anticipate pass while relaxing on a defender. It is quite different from when a defender rushes you from behind as the ball is being passed.

You step out , pick the ball, release, move to the right or left when the center is crowded. That guy needs to watch drogba or Costa's clips since he claims He is a 9
Exactly
SportsRe: Raheem Sterling Signed For Chelsea by Shyboyk(m): 8:12am On Jul 10, 2022
43Ronin:
We cannot manage other areas especially the midfield and defence. Defence was the reason we places fourth. And as for a top 9 any one they bring will still fail, because the Chelsea players are all selfish. Lukaku suffered not because he's not good but because majority of the time the selfish players would not pass to him in open space. If its not ziyech trying to score on his own, its pulisic, then the worst is kai havertz. That one would rather die than square pass the ball to you. If not for Mason mount we would not have qualified for UCL
Is it the EPL I watch last season that u watched too bcuz last season lukaku was playing rubbish he taught he was playing with lataro matinez why wingers go dae front and you would be behind and when they play the ball you would be stretching your hand the truth was that in epl they already knew how to mark him
FamilyRe: Men, Stop Setting Unnecessary Standards That You Will Never Meet. by Shyboyk(m): 11:48am On Jul 08, 2022
UyaiIncomparabl:
You aren't serious. Why must the house be swept when I am around? It's rude, simple! A guest for that matter!
When I was reading your write up I was praying it should worth the time I spent to read it but u later disappointed me …how can an elderly be working and you cannot assist in her own house fine you are a guest but you didn’t come to see her u came to see her son so it’s very rude you may be thinking from another aspect but from my aspect it’s wrong and yet again every body has their own view …if I visit your house now in not sure I’m going to have issues with your mom because she may not recommend me for the girls chores but I may have with your dad let’s say I see him carrying a ladder trying to fix something on the roof and I just walk out of the way for him to carry his ladder and go he may not send me out but what kind of example have I shown it shows I was not trained properly
RomanceRe: What Killed Your Feelings For Someone You Were Once Madly Inlove With by Shyboyk(m): 8:42am On Jul 05, 2022
RedChiefPriest:
She no dey loyal and my dey always try to forgive and forget because I dey try to form "I will always love you and be with you" kind of guy back then.
but when she no stop I just decided to hurt myself on her matter the very last time by letting her go.
It took me months to forget her completely sha.
Anytime I look myself now and remember how I mumu back then, I dey always feel like going into army barrack so dey fit flog me well with koboko.
Anyways experience is the greatest teacher and regret is greatest the motivator.

Dj! Bring me 4 kegs of palmwine with 2 cups of kulikuli.
Barman! Play me "I no go mumu again" by Psquare and Ed Sheeran.
Bro I no get that I no go mumu again song make I play you “this hoes ain’t loyal” by Nathaniel bassey and Celine dion

RomanceRe: What Killed Your Feelings For Someone You Were Once Madly Inlove With by Shyboyk(m): 8:38am On Jul 05, 2022
RaymondHarmony:
What killed your feelings for someone you were once madly inlove with ?
Na gun kill am
SportsRe: Arsenal Complete Gabriel Jesus Signing by Shyboyk(m): 10:20pm On Jul 04, 2022
MosakuAW:
Arsenal, the only club with Jesus and Mohammed. tongue

Commentary will be like;

A great pass from Mohammed and Jesus scores..... grin
Now they have both Mohammed and Jesus so they don’t have excuse next season they most qualify for champions league
Christianity EtcRe: 77 Rescued At Bible Believers Church, Ondo Were Awaiting 'Second Coming' by Shyboyk(m): 9:52am On Jul 03, 2022
NOETHNICITY:
If this was the handwork of a muslim, comments vilifying Islam would have already flooded the thread.
But I can guarantee that muslims are not like christians. We will not insult christianity
Muslims don’t kidnapped or deceive people na their own is to kill
PoliticsRe: Sharia Court Sentences Three Men To Death By Stoning For Raping Boys In Bauchi by Shyboyk(m): 1:52pm On Jul 02, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Still you ain't getting it..you are a victim of Religious brainwashing..I am talking about Human in general regardless of Religion..you are segregating..here is why I called you a slave in ya own country.. undecided
In the case of going to fight for them u wod be seen as a Christian trying to stop their way of worship and a Muslim in power cannot fight for them it’s wat they all agreed to
PoliticsRe: Sharia Court Sentences Three Men To Death By Stoning For Raping Boys In Bauchi by Shyboyk(m): 1:51pm On Jul 02, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Still you ain't getting it..you are a victim of Religious brainwashing..I am talking about Human in general regardless of Religion..you are segregating..here is why I called you a slave in ya own country.. undecided
You can’t fight for people who don’t want to be fought for
PoliticsRe: Sharia Court Sentences Three Men To Death By Stoning For Raping Boys In Bauchi by Shyboyk(m): 1:48pm On Jul 02, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
You are the hypocrite here..who said Christians have no say in Sharia law when Nigeria is a secular state.. undecided

Then if christians don't have no say..why was y'all wailing when Deborah was murdered for the so called 'blasphemy'..it was also Sharia and you shouldn't have said nothing y'all hypocrite..
You are finished as I said earlier..you folks are slave to those extremist forever..they will keep slaughtering and butchering y'all as far as you feel it's cool..this is basic human right you are spewing Garbage..you are finished..
Sir you are confusing yourself fine I get your point that Nigeria is a secular state but you keep fussing about Deborah now read this Deborah was a Christian not a Muslim so they didn’t have any right to use sharia law on her even though she was not taken to court I know u wod say okay it’s because it was a Christian that was killed right now read again the Muslim in the north are all in support of the sharia law so let it be used for their religion but you can’t force your sharia law on Christian because we don’t practice it …hope you know that it was not sharia law that killed Deborah it was just some lawless Muslim urchins
SportsRe: Mbappe: To Say You Will Do Better Than Messi & Ronaldo Is Lack Of Awareness by Shyboyk(m): 9:14am On Jul 02, 2022
basty:
It is like saying there is no God. During the time of Pele we heard such rubbish and so Diego Maradona
No human is indispensable.
The only thing he can do is to break some and also set some of his own pele still have a record that even the two goats cannot break till they leave football

3 World Cups in a row ..e no easy
PoliticsRe: I Was Promised A Job In The UK And Not Organ Donation – Ekweremadu’s Donor, Davi by Shyboyk(m): 11:48am On Jun 26, 2022
candidtalk:
Stop this nonsense. Over 60 million people in the UK. Many in that Country are the best qualified in the world for any job you can think of yet still unemployed.

Any intelligent person is to believe so much expense was sunk into getting this young man to the UK to fill a job vacancy? Think before you talk na.

The young man is 'street' and likely swindled Ekweremadu who, like most politicians, knows nothing about the 'street' thinking and existence of most of our youths.

Ekweremadu thought he was playing a 'mumu lazy youth' not knowing he was being played. Poetic justice for a politician who contributed to make young Nigerians 'street'.
But those 60 million people can’t just be taken to a hospital for their organs to be removed…the way I’m seeing this the job part was just to lure the guy their real intentions was known later

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