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ILLUMINATED!!!

HAPPIEST NIGERIANS SINCE THE TIME OF ABACHA'S DEATH

Burkina Faso said they will deal
with us, we said "MBA" not on
a "SUNDAY"... Up naija!!!!.

Burkina Faso said they will deal
with us, we said "MBA" not on
a "SUNDAY"... Up naija!!!!

NIGERIANS HAVE NOT BEEN AS HAPPY AS THIS SINCE THAT DAY OF THE DEATH OF ABACHA.......AN UNFORGETTABLE DAY

Guess this is a very good Year 4 Nigeria........2013 is gonna be fruithful

Any link please......maulag 4 sure.....

The General Overseer of The
Synagogue Church Of All Nations,
Prophet Temitope Balogun Joshua,
says Nigeria’s Super Eagles would
defeat Burkina Faso in Sunday’s final
of the Africa Cup of Nations in South Africa. T.B. Joshua, who warned Eagles’
coach, Stephen Keshi to avoid
conceding a late minute goal in their
AFCON Group C opener against the
Burkinabe, told P.M.NEWS that
Nigeria’s case in the Nations Cup final this year is like the biblical Jacob who
wrestled with God, saying that “on
Sunday we’ll tell God unless He gives
us our heart’s desire we’ll not let Him
go. “The cloud is darker over Nigeria’s
Super Eagles, but with God we’ll scale
through. If it were not to be the final,
anything could have happened. The
first match we played with Burkina
Faso, it was just by the grace of God that it ended in a draw. “On Sunday, our opponents will play
defensively because they will be
looking out for penalty shootout at
the end of the game. They will also
play through three of their strikers
upfront; one of them very tall and huge player and two others. “What I’m seeing I don’t want to say
it because it would be too frightening,
but I want to assure that we’ll scale
through the challenge on Sunday.” The prophet who established a
football club, My People FC to groom
young players, however, warned the
Eagles not to allow Burkina Faso to
score first in the final, saying that “if
this happened the Burkinabe would fall back to defend the goal, which
will be very dangerous for our team. I
still repeat that no matter the
situation, we’ll scale through. “The Burkina Faso that we played in
the group stage will not be the same
team we’ll play on Sunday, even
though some of their players are out
of the squad due to injuries. They are
still a team. But I hope for celebration.” Joshua said as the giant of Africa,
Nigeria last won the Nations Cup 13
years ago, which was too long ago for
a great football nation like Nigeria. “I think God should give us this cup to
make the youths of this country happy.
Winning this cup at this time of
religious intolerance and violence will
calm down the youths. I want to
appeal to all Nigerians to pray for Eagles’ victory. I would have told you
the scoreline but I would rather delay
it till Sunday morning in order not
psychologically distract the players
and their coaches and not to
demoralise the losing team.” Prophet Joshua concluded that he
would not want Keshi and his team to
come to his church to celebrate their
victory after the match because he is
not the only one praying for the Eagles
to win. “My voice may be the one louder
among the men of God in the country
but this doesn’t mean that the team
should come to my church to
celebrate. I would rather prefer that
they celebrate their victory with all Nigerians,” he said..

So we dey spell MALI.....

i love naija

LESSON LEARNT IS THAT WHATEVER SITUATION ONE MAY BE PASSING THROUGH THERE ARE BETTER DAYS AHEAD ESPECIALLY FOR THIS COUNTRY NIGERIA.......ALL HOPE IS NOT LOST......THANX

i_am_model: Guess dese r epitome of palindromic date unlike the OP's.

31/1/13 (thirty-first/first/thirteen) backward is
13/1/31 (thirteen/first/thirty-first)

It's not supposed to change

e.g of palindromic word is "madam" which remains constant when spelt 4rm either direction.

hey man,they're FIGURES and not WORDS....

Heeyhun: 31.1.13 my birthday!

happy birthday on dz special day,all d best,wia's d party nd how do i get my share of d cake?

DAVID WONDER INDEED!!!......wat a wicked world

And keshi said onto moses,'fear
not,remove ur boot 4 wia u r
standin,z a futball pitch..,haleluy
ah sombody....

1 And on that day when the
Super Eagles had gathered in
the burning bush against the
Ethiopians of the eastern
Desert, Keshi, the leader of the
delegates gave directions to the people, but they listened not.
2 And Keshi knowing what
awaited him at Abuja knelt
down in his heart and cried unto
the heaven saying "My God, my
God, please do not forsake me,
give me only one chance."
3 As soon as he spoke those
words, the Lord heard his cry,
and the Holy Spirit descended
on the burning bush in the south
of Africa where the men had
gathered and said to Moses the Son of Victor, "Moses, go yea
forth into the 18 yard box of the
Ethiopians."
4 And Moses hearkened unto
the voice of the lord and ran
into the 18 yard box of the
Ethiopians. and behold, a
defender of the Ethiopian Army
brought him down and caused a penalty.
5 And when this had happened,
Keshi knew that the lord had
heard his prayers and used
Moses to cause a big scare for
the Ethiopians. So he beckoned
unto Moses to open his ears to the voice of the spirit and hid
the commandments of the lord.
6 And the spirit came unto
Moses again, saying "Moses, play
ye the ball into the left corner of
the Ethiopian net. And when
Moses had done this, the Eagles
recorded their first goal in the burning bush.
7 And the spirit drove Moses
into the 18 yard box again and
caused another great scare in
the defense of the Ethiopians
which made the keeper of the
Ethiopian army attack him unwisely and got a red card
from the Moroccan Judge of the
southern Court.
8 When this had happened, the
people could see the hand of
God on Moses. And Keshi
knowing the way of the spirit,
said unto Moses "because the
lord had used you to deliver the people of Nigeria out of the
hands of the deadly Ethiopians,
you shall go forth again and
take the penalty.
9 Thus, as the lord would have
it, Moses brought down the
Armies of the Ethiopians by
placing the ball beyond the
reach of the make-shift goal
keeper who the Ethiopians had brought against him.
10 And when Mikel the son of
Obi saw this things, he became
jealous and said in his heart
"see this small boy, for him
mind, e go dey think say him
play pass me now because say e score 2 penalty and I miss 1. I
go soon do am watin drogba do
Torres. Then him eye go clear."
11 And when the draws were
made, it was said that the Super
eagles of Nigeria would go to
war again with the eagles of
Ivory coast, where Drogba the
son of Didier was captain
12 When Keshi the son of
Stephen heard these words, he
cried unto heaven and said "My
God, My God, Why has thou
forsaken me?
For he knew that the defeat would be mighty, else the lord
send a Prophet

LOVE IS MAGICAL!!!

Abeg no fly am,stil put ham 4 ya backyard,cos na suicide i see o.....if DANA air could crash then he's still got a lot to do....

Aggrippa: When you look at each other for the first time, both of you smile, feeling mutually attracted and you notice the vital signs (erection of nipples/breast, joystick) , you are good to go, hurry now do not delay!

Ogbeni!!!....Pastor say dat one na LUST oooo

~Bluetooth:
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Common North korea is producing advanced weaponry,Nigeria under president jonathan invented cassava bread.

Oga which way na?....wetin dz d*ckhead do u naw,make d guy rest abeg,abi u sef no get work ni? U gat a role 2 play man,stop Castigating dz man nd get a life......

no 10,smh.....its nt about Knowing about the Bible,Church or Xtianity,UNDERSTANDING is d KOKO

Seriously speaking,I've never been Short-informed since I Joined this Forum,i've always been very updated like never before,i dont joke with Nairaland like its a 5-units course i must pass,am even having a lecture nd am here on NL........tanx 2 Seun Osewa

GBAM!!!

Jez 7even to go,a proof of multiple account is the no of FACEBOOK & twitter followers,why is dat number still very low and we are here shouting of A million users.......bluff

9ine to go...

Just heard a news that UNILAG has indefinitely postponed its convocation that was scheduled for this month due to the reason that GEJ has insisted the name change from UNILAG to MAULAG must be effected.......how true is this please?

Can anyone help with BATTERY FAULTS/PROBLEMS and their SOLUTIONS.....I'd be very grateful if there are reasonable SUGGESTIONS & COMMENTS

It won't get any easier in the
next round if the Gunners do
hold on, with a tough trip to
Brighton on the cards. But
Arsene Wenger will be
delighted to have passed this difficult test.

Only 21 years of age but so, so
important for his side. A
fantastic half-volley from
outside of the area sees
Wilshere give Arsenal a
precious, precious lead.

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WILSHERE!!!