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That one sef dey now.......Nothing do Naija students jor |
here's mine
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exxell: Friends, I know that am off topic but I just want to give you guys a good laugh.... Mods pardon me!You're such an IDIOT.....had it been a cracker or maybe recent,it would have been better........LUGRUBIOUS FOOL |
HYPOCRISY IT IS WHEN MEN DO SUCH THINGS |
Finally the best thread on NL...... |
“If we understood the power of our thoughts, we would guard them more closely. If we understood the power of our words, we would prefer silence to anything negative. In our thoughts and words we create our own weaknesses and strengths. Our limitations begin in our hearts where we can always replace negative with positive.”......Definitely this quote is something we hear everyday one way or the other, but we tend not to pay rapt attention to it,as it is a very vital issue,we have to take it upon ourself to make it a point of duty to always be optimistic about everything in life,even to the very little things of our daily ventures,we never can know what a little thing might hold out to be in the nearest future. Coming across this baffled me a lot,as someone that falls a victim of it almost all the time. But i purposed in my heart to always have a positive intention towards the things of life. It's something that has to do with our everyday activity,our immediate environment,our primary assignments,our friends and relatives,our countrymen,our brethren in the faith,our leaders,the one's we're leading,our nation as a whole,it rolls on and on like that,just name it....I think it's high time we rose against the power of negativity,it holds a very great danger in it.....tell someone about this.....You're blessed |
The Photographer na Akpors,the Photographee resemble T-o-n-t-o deeké |
And Someone will come here and be shouting and defending this shit-hole of a government......THE VC and all his f*cking cabinet should be sanctioned......RIP fellaz......xo xo sad..... |
I No fit Shout oooooo |
Exponental: In a simple language, I willGBAGAUN!!!!!!!!! |
Baba God na ur face we dey look o,cos d numba of times i've eaten afta 8.00pm is uncountable oooo |
Have u now all forgotten goodie-goodie(that chocolate in a red long nylon) |
What is Our country becoming......Who is dz man deceiving?.....His obese son?.....His Grammarian Wife?....Or is it now me that he's deceiving?.....hmmmmmmmm |
u've been Engaged for 5yrs & there's no plan 4 Marriage.My Dear u R nt Lord of the Rings.Return d Ring nd continue ur Gulder ultimate search. #Safe no offense please |
Mr man Find something better to do with your time,if u feel so bored,Go and sleep!!! |
"Many Nigerians are now enjoying stable electricity supply". ~President Goodluck Jonathan I want to know if this statement is true or not. Kindly respond as follows: Location - Yes or No Here is the example of the response i want from you: Ikeja - Yes, electricity is stable |
ooman: if what the OP posted sound sensible to you, then you are really truly senseless. stop bearing christembassy, pastor chris will never think the way you do. akin emma: mr man,can you prove your acclaimed evolutionary theory for us?You claim man evolved from monkey but if someone call you a monkey how will you feel?if you feel sad,then it means you are denying who you are.Just to let you know,i am wonderfully and fearfully made in the image of God.Take it or leave it.One day you will stand before the God you are denying his existence now and you will curse the day you decided to be an atheist.Repent before it is too late. ooman: if what the OP posted sound sensible to you, then you are really truly senseless. stop bearing christembassy, pastor chris will never think the way you do.You claim there is no God because you dont see him? Why not stop breathing cos u can't see the air!!!......i really pity you atheists,ur foolishness will only lead you to where u never believed existed,God even said it in his word,he said my People die because of lack of Ignorance......Mehn,u guyz go get a life |
ENJOY THE CONVERSATION... Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ? Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, you believe in GOD ? Student : Absolutely, sir. Professor : Is GOD good ? Student : Sure. Professor: Is GOD all powerful ? Student : Yes. Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm? (Student was silent.) Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good? Student : Yes. Professor: Is satan good ? Student : No. Professor: Where does satan come from ? Student : From … GOD … Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world? Student : Yes. Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct? Student : Yes. Professor: So who created evil ? (Student did not answer.) Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they? Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, who created them ? (Student had no answer.) Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD? Student : No, sir. Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD? Student : No , sir. Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter? Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t. Professor: Yet you still believe in Him? Student : Yes. Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son? Student : Nothing. I only have my faith. Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has. Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat? Professor: Yes. Student : And is there such a thing as cold? Professor: Yes. Student : No, sir. There isn’t. (The lecture theater became very quiet with this turn of events.) Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it. (There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.) Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness? Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness? Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you? Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ? Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed. Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how? Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey? Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do. Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir? (The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.) Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class was in uproar.) Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain? (The class broke out into laughter. ) Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir? (The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.) Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son. Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving. |
ENJOY THE CONVERSATION... Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ? Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, you believe in GOD ? Student : Absolutely, sir. Professor : Is GOD good ? Student : Sure. Professor: Is GOD all powerful ? Student : Yes. Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm? (Student was silent.) Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good? Student : Yes. Professor: Is satan good ? Student : No. Professor: Where does satan come from ? Student : From … GOD … Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world? Student : Yes. Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct? Student : Yes. Professor: So who created evil ? (Student did not answer.) Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they? Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, who created them ? (Student had no answer.) Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD? Student : No, sir. Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD? Student : No , sir. Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter? Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t. Professor: Yet you still believe in Him? Student : Yes. Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son? Student : Nothing. I only have my faith. Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has. Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat? Professor: Yes. Student : And is there such a thing as cold? Professor: Yes. Student : No, sir. There isn’t. (The lecture theater became very quiet with this turn of events.) Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it. (There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.) Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness? Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness? Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you? Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ? Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed. Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how? Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey? Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do. Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir? (The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.) Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class was in uproar.) Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain? (The class broke out into laughter. ) Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir? (The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.) Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son. Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving. |
She no bad......at least for BABA |
All this ur grammar na me no understand o.....wen u wan improve ur vocab now.....*no offense |
E be like say thunder wan faya yhu.....GUNNERS 4 LIFE |
T.B JOSHUA can help nw |
In this report, SEGUN OLUGBILE highlights the feat of a 16-year-old Nigerian pupil who made 4A*s and 2As in the last International General School Certificate Examination of the Cambridge Universityhttp://www.punchng.com/education/boy-16-so-brilliant-he-makes-6as-in-cambridges-igsce/ |
Husband and wife were waiting at the bus stop with their eleven children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the eleven kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy." The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of your STICK, we'd be riding the bus..! so shut tup !!... |
All i can say is RIP.......abi wetin bobo go do? |
When will Nigeria learn to appreciate great people and stop been wicked and fraudulent,everyone contributed to dere success,i myself out to be on that f*cking list..... |
FULFILMENT OF 2013 PROPHECIES |
Woman Palava.......God go save us men oooooo,am even afraid of Marriage sef.... |
Be like say dem dey predict high number of casualties come 2015 election abi.......? |
heyyy......see d rate of Joblessness among Youths in Naija.....Man,go get a life....... |
Everyone just bluffing,we all know what we have in stock 4 d girls now..... |