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FashionRe: Male Student Wears Wrapper To School; Wins 20K Bet by Sicozone(m): 5:58pm On Mar 01, 2013
That one sef dey now.......Nothing do Naija students jor
Nairaland GeneralRe: Handwriting Contest by Sicozone(m): 5:46pm On Mar 01, 2013
here's mine

IslamRe: It Is Sunnah To Laugh Play And Joke With Your Spouse by Sicozone(m): 4:34pm On Mar 01, 2013
exxell: Friends, I know that am off topic but I just want to give you guys a good laugh.... Mods pardon me!

A baby boy, akpors, was born in a state hospital laughing instead
of crying, the more the
nurses beat him, the more
he laughed so hard,
suddenly the doctor noticed he had something
in his hands, so he pulled
the tiny hands apart and
discovered he was holding
3 abortion pills.
Baby akpors then turned his head looking at his mother,
laughed again and said
"HAHA, NO WEAPON FASHIONED
AGAINST ME SHALL
PROSPER!"
In this month of march, no weapon fashioned against you shall prosper 2.
You're such an IDIOT.....had it been a cracker or maybe recent,it would have been better........LUGRUBIOUS FOOL
IslamRe: It Is Sunnah To Laugh Play And Joke With Your Spouse by Sicozone(m): 4:30pm On Mar 01, 2013
HYPOCRISY IT IS WHEN MEN DO SUCH THINGS
AgricultureRe: Agriculture Thread by Sicozone(m): 9:08am On Feb 28, 2013
Finally the best thread on NL......
LiteraturePositivity Vs Negativity by Sicozone(op): 12:21am On Feb 27, 2013
“If we understood the power of
our thoughts, we would guard
them more closely. If we
understood the power of our
words, we would prefer silence
to anything negative. In our thoughts and words we create
our own weaknesses and
strengths. Our limitations
begin in our hearts where we
can always replace negative
with positive.”......Definitely this quote is something we hear everyday one way or the other, but we tend not to pay rapt attention to it,as it is a very vital issue,we have to take it upon ourself to make it a point of duty to always be optimistic about everything in life,even to the very little things of our daily ventures,we never can know what a little thing might hold out to be in the nearest future. Coming across this baffled me a lot,as someone that falls a victim of it almost all the time. But i purposed in my heart to always have a positive intention towards the things of life. It's something that has to do with our everyday activity,our immediate environment,our primary assignments,our friends and relatives,our countrymen,our brethren in the faith,our leaders,the one's we're leading,our nation as a whole,it rolls on and on like that,just name it....I think it's high time we rose against the power of negativity,it holds a very great danger in it.....tell someone about this.....You're blessed
CelebritiesRe: Photo Of The Day: Lol!what On Earth Is This Photographer Snapping? by Sicozone(m): 5:54pm On Feb 25, 2013
The Photographer na Akpors,the Photographee resemble T-o-n-t-o deeké
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS- Soldiers Shoot Four University Students Dead In Nassarawa by Sicozone(m): 5:50pm On Feb 25, 2013
And Someone will come here and be shouting and defending this shit-hole of a government......THE VC and all his f*cking cabinet should be sanctioned......RIP fellaz......xo xo sad.....
BusinessRe: See Billionaire Bill Gate's House.. It Is Worth $147.5 Million Dollars! (Pix) by Sicozone(m): 5:42pm On Feb 25, 2013
I No fit Shout oooooo
ComputersRe: Why Is Printing Expensive Than Photocopy. by Sicozone(m): 3:15pm On Feb 25, 2013
Exponental: In a simple language, I will
"printing is original n photocopy is not"...........compare both, there is quality difference (provided machines are in good form).
U can photocopy what has been printed but u cant printed what is photocopied.
GBAGAUN!!!!!!!!!
HealthRe: Health Expert Warns: Any Food Eaten After 8pm Is Poison by Sicozone(m): 12:03am On Feb 25, 2013
Baba God na ur face we dey look o,cos d numba of times i've eaten afta 8.00pm is uncountable oooo
Nairaland GeneralRe: Popular Brands From The Late 70's, 80's And Early 90's by Sicozone(m): 11:49pm On Feb 24, 2013
Have u now all forgotten goodie-goodie(that chocolate in a red long nylon)
PoliticsRe: Many Nigerians Are Now Enjoying Stable Electricity? by Sicozone(op): 10:31pm On Feb 23, 2013
What is Our country becoming......Who is dz man deceiving?.....His obese son?.....His Grammarian Wife?....Or is it now me that he's deceiving?.....hmmmmmmmm
RomanceAdvice To Some Ladies Out There!!! by Sicozone(op): 5:51pm On Feb 22, 2013
u've been Engaged for 5yrs &
there's no plan 4
Marriage.My Dear u R nt Lord of
the Rings.Return d
Ring nd continue ur Gulder
ultimate search. #Safe
no offense please
PoliticsRe: Breaking News by Sicozone(m): 5:43pm On Feb 22, 2013
Mr man Find something better to do with your time,if u feel so bored,Go and sleep!!!
PoliticsMany Nigerians Are Now Enjoying Stable Electricity? by Sicozone(op): 5:32pm On Feb 22, 2013
"Many Nigerians are now
enjoying stable electricity
supply". ~President Goodluck
Jonathan I want to know if this
statement is true or not. Kindly
respond as follows: Location - Yes or No Here is the example of the
response i want from you: Ikeja - Yes, electricity is stable
Christianity EtcRe: Atheists & Believers READ THIS!!! by Sicozone(op): 8:37pm On Feb 19, 2013
ooman: if what the OP posted sound sensible to you, then you are really truly senseless. stop bearing christembassy, pastor chris will never think the way you do.
akin emma: mr man,can you prove your acclaimed evolutionary theory for us?You claim man evolved from monkey but if someone call you a monkey how will you feel?if you feel sad,then it means you are denying who you are.Just to let you know,i am wonderfully and fearfully made in the image of God.Take it or leave it.One day you will stand before the God you are denying his existence now and you will curse the day you decided to be an atheist.Repent before it is too late.
ooman: if what the OP posted sound sensible to you, then you are really truly senseless. stop bearing christembassy, pastor chris will never think the way you do.
You claim there is no God because you dont see him? Why not stop breathing cos u can't see the air!!!......i really pity you atheists,ur foolishness will only lead you to where u never believed existed,God even said it in his word,he said my People die because of lack of Ignorance......Mehn,u guyz go get a life
Christianity EtcAtheists & Believers READ THIS!!! by Sicozone(op): 7:22pm On Feb 19, 2013
ENJOY THE CONVERSATION... Professor : You are a Christian,
aren’t you, son ?
Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, you believe in
GOD ? Student : Absolutely, sir. Professor : Is GOD good ? Student : Sure. Professor: Is GOD all powerful ? Student : Yes. Professor: My brother died of
cancer even though he prayed to
GOD to heal him. Most of us
would attempt to help others
who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How
is this GOD good then? Hmm? (Student was silent.) Professor: You can’t answer, can
you ? Let’s start again, young
fella. Is GOD good? Student : Yes. Professor: Is satan good ? Student : No. Professor: Where does satan
come from ? Student : From … GOD … Professor: That’s right. Tell me
son, is there evil in this world? Student : Yes. Professor: Evil is everywhere,
isn’t it ? And GOD did make
everything. Correct? Student : Yes. Professor: So who created evil ? (Student did not answer.) Professor: Is there sickness?
Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
All these terrible things exist in
the world, don’t they? Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, who created
them ? (Student had no answer.) Professor: Science says you have
5 Senses you use to identify and
observe the world around you.
Tell me, son, have you ever seen
GOD? Student : No, sir. Professor: Tell us if you have
ever heard your GOD? Student : No , sir. Professor: Have you ever felt
your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt
your GOD? Have you ever had any
sensory perception of GOD for
that matter? Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I
haven’t. Professor: Yet you still believe in
Him? Student : Yes. Professor : According to
Empirical, Testable,
Demonstrable Protocol, Science
says your GOD doesn’t exist.
What do you say to that, son? Student : Nothing. I only have
my faith. Professor: Yes, faith. And that is
the problem Science has. Student : Professor, is there
such a thing as heat? Professor: Yes. Student : And is there such a
thing as cold? Professor: Yes. Student : No, sir. There isn’t. (The lecture theater became
very quiet with this turn of
events.) Student : Sir, you can have lots
of heat, even more heat,
superheat, mega heat, white
heat, a little heat or no heat.
But we don’t have anything
called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no
heat, but we can’t go any
further after that. There is no
such thing as cold. Cold is only a
word we use to describe the
absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy.
Cold is not the opposite of heat,
sir, just the absence of it. (There was pin-drop silence in
the lecture theater.) Student : What about darkness,
Professor? Is there such a thing
as darkness? Professor: Yes. What is night if
there isn’t darkness? Student : You’re wrong again,
sir. Darkness is the absence of
something. You can have low
light, normal light, bright light,
flashing light. But if you have no
light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness,
isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t.
If it is, well you would be able to
make darkness darker, wouldn’t
you? Professor: So what is the point
you are making, young man ? Student : Sir, my point is your
philosophical premise is flawed. Professor: Flawed ? Can you
explain how? Student : Sir, you are working on
the premise of duality. You
argue there is life and then
there is death, a good GOD and
a bad GOD. You are viewing the
concept of GOD as something finite, something we can
measure. Sir, Science can’t even
explain a thought. It uses
electricity and magnetism, but
has never seen, much less fully
understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is
to be ignorant of the fact that
death cannot exist as a
substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life:
just the absence of it. Now tell
me, Professor, do you teach your
students that they evolved from
a monkey? Professor: If you are referring to
the natural evolutionary
process, yes, of course, I do. Student : Have you ever
observed evolution with your
own eyes, sir? (The Professor shook his head
with a smile, beginning to
realize where the argument
was going.) Student : Since no one has ever
observed the process of
evolution at work and cannot
even prove that this process is
an on-going endeavor. Are you
not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a
preacher? (The class was in uproar.) Student : Is there anyone in the
class who has ever seen the
Professor’s brain? (The class broke out into
laughter. ) Student : Is there anyone here
who has ever heard the
Professor’s brain, felt it,
touched or smelt it? No one
appears to have done so. So,
according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable,
Demonstrable Protocol, Science
says that you have no brain, sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do
we then trust your lectures, sir? (The room was silent. The
Professor stared at the student,
his face unfathomable.) Professor: I guess you’ll have to
take them on faith, son. Student : That is it sir … Exactly !
The link between man & GOD is
FAITH. That is all that keeps
things alive and moving.
LiteratureThe Prof And D Stdt by Sicozone(op): 7:11pm On Feb 19, 2013
ENJOY THE CONVERSATION... Professor : You are a Christian,
aren’t you, son ? Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, you believe in
GOD ? Student : Absolutely, sir. Professor : Is GOD good ? Student : Sure. Professor: Is GOD all powerful ? Student : Yes. Professor: My brother died of
cancer even though he prayed to
GOD to heal him. Most of us
would attempt to help others
who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How
is this GOD good then? Hmm? (Student was silent.) Professor: You can’t answer, can
you ? Let’s start again, young
fella. Is GOD good? Student : Yes. Professor: Is satan good ? Student : No. Professor: Where does satan
come from ? Student : From … GOD … Professor: That’s right. Tell me
son, is there evil in this world? Student : Yes. Professor: Evil is everywhere,
isn’t it ? And GOD did make
everything. Correct? Student : Yes. Professor: So who created evil ? (Student did not answer.) Professor: Is there sickness?
Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
All these terrible things exist in
the world, don’t they? Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, who created
them ? (Student had no answer.) Professor: Science says you have
5 Senses you use to identify and
observe the world around you.
Tell me, son, have you ever seen
GOD? Student : No, sir. Professor: Tell us if you have
ever heard your GOD? Student : No , sir. Professor: Have you ever felt
your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt
your GOD? Have you ever had any
sensory perception of GOD for
that matter? Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I
haven’t. Professor: Yet you still believe in
Him? Student : Yes. Professor : According to
Empirical, Testable,
Demonstrable Protocol, Science
says your GOD doesn’t exist.
What do you say to that, son? Student : Nothing. I only have
my faith. Professor: Yes, faith. And that is
the problem Science has. Student : Professor, is there
such a thing as heat? Professor: Yes. Student : And is there such a
thing as cold? Professor: Yes. Student : No, sir. There isn’t. (The lecture theater became
very quiet with this turn of
events.) Student : Sir, you can have lots
of heat, even more heat,
superheat, mega heat, white
heat, a little heat or no heat.
But we don’t have anything
called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no
heat, but we can’t go any
further after that. There is no
such thing as cold. Cold is only a
word we use to describe the
absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy.
Cold is not the opposite of heat,
sir, just the absence of it. (There was pin-drop silence in
the lecture theater.) Student : What about darkness,
Professor? Is there such a thing
as darkness? Professor: Yes. What is night if
there isn’t darkness? Student : You’re wrong again,
sir. Darkness is the absence of
something. You can have low
light, normal light, bright light,
flashing light. But if you have no
light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness,
isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t.
If it is, well you would be able to
make darkness darker, wouldn’t
you? Professor: So what is the point
you are making, young man ? Student : Sir, my point is your
philosophical premise is flawed. Professor: Flawed ? Can you
explain how? Student : Sir, you are working on
the premise of duality. You
argue there is life and then
there is death, a good GOD and
a bad GOD. You are viewing the
concept of GOD as something finite, something we can
measure. Sir, Science can’t even
explain a thought. It uses
electricity and magnetism, but
has never seen, much less fully
understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is
to be ignorant of the fact that
death cannot exist as a
substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life:
just the absence of it. Now tell
me, Professor, do you teach your
students that they evolved from
a monkey? Professor: If you are referring to
the natural evolutionary
process, yes, of course, I do. Student : Have you ever
observed evolution with your
own eyes, sir? (The Professor shook his head
with a smile, beginning to
realize where the argument
was going.) Student : Since no one has ever
observed the process of
evolution at work and cannot
even prove that this process is
an on-going endeavor. Are you
not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a
preacher? (The class was in uproar.) Student : Is there anyone in the
class who has ever seen the
Professor’s brain? (The class broke out into
laughter. ) Student : Is there anyone here
who has ever heard the
Professor’s brain, felt it,
touched or smelt it? No one
appears to have done so. So,
according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable,
Demonstrable Protocol, Science
says that you have no brain, sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do
we then trust your lectures, sir? (The room was silent. The
Professor stared at the student,
his face unfathomable.) Professor: I guess you’ll have to
take them on faith, son. Student : That is it sir … Exactly !
The link between man & GOD is
FAITH. That is all that keeps
things alive and moving.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo’s New ‘first Lady’ by Sicozone(m): 12:50pm On Feb 17, 2013
She no bad......at least for BABA
RomanceRe: My Girl Lover Of A Year Plus.she Is A Month Preg. For Her Ex by Sicozone(m): 12:17pm On Feb 17, 2013
All this ur grammar na me no understand o.....wen u wan improve ur vocab now.....*no offense
Jokes EtcRe: OFFICIAL -BREAKING NEWS- Arsenal Has Extended His Contract. by Sicozone(m): 12:06pm On Feb 17, 2013
E be like say thunder wan faya yhu.....GUNNERS 4 LIFE
FamilyRe: "Allow Them To Die" - Father Of Siamese Twins Plead by Sicozone(m): 6:32pm On Feb 15, 2013
T.B JOSHUA can help nw
Education16-Year-Old Boy Has 6 A's In Cambridge's IGSCE by Sicozone(op): 9:26am On Feb 15, 2013
In this report, SEGUN OLUGBILE highlights the feat of a 16-year-old Nigerian pupil who made 4A*s and 2As in the last International General School Certificate Examination of the Cambridge University

Sixteen-year-old Adenuga Victoria brilliant boy. It is unfair to deny him an accolade like this. And arguably, the teenager could be the best Nigerian candidate that sat for the 2012 University of Cambridge International General School Certificate Examination.

The boy, who is the Senior Prefect of Doregos Private Academy, Lagos, registered for six subjects and cleared all his papers. This he did in style – securing four A*s and two As in the examination that involved pupils from about 150 nations of the world. The SS3 pupil obtained A* in English Language, Physics, Chemistry and Biology and As in Mathematics and Additional Mathematics.

With this result, Adenuga is qualified to study any science-related course in any university in the world. Several universities abroad are already wooing him with scholarships. He has also been named the Dorego Academy Ambassador.

While the boy, whose father is a pastor, aspires to study medicine, he said he would just read medicine for its sake, as he intends to end up on the pulpit just like his father, Apostle Paul Adenuga, the General Overseer of Faith Revival Apostolic Church, Idimu, Lagos. Boy Adenuga also says Billy Graham, an American Christian evangelist, is his role model. Graham is notable for having been a spiritual adviser to several United States Presidents, including Dwight Eisenhower and Richard Nixon.

Adenuga was the cynosure of all eyes during the prize-giving day of the school last Saturday. He was the first pupil of the institution to have put up such a spectacular performance at the Cambridge’s IGSCE since the academy started presenting pupils for the examination 10 years ago. The pupil that held the record before Adenuga shattered it was Aishat Abdulrasak, who, in 2007, had three As and three Bs in the examination. Aishat is now a medical student at the University of Lagos.

Speaking with newsmen after he received his award and prizes from the Chairman of the occasion, Mr. Duro Aina, Adenuga said he was overwhelmed the day the school Principal, Mr. Oluyemi Faleke, announced the results on the school assembly ground.

Giving God the glory for his performance, the boy, who was accompanied to the award ceremony by his parents, Adenuga (senior) and Elizabeth, said though he prepared well for the examination, it was God that crowned his efforts with success.

“Before the exams, our teacher prepared us well and I prayed to God to see me through. What I learnt in my JSS days also guided me in that exam and my parents also supported me academically and spiritually,” he added.

Adenuga said he had been nursing the ambition of coming top in any examination that he would participate in. But is his life in school all about books? Faleke and some of his classmates said no.

“He loves football. He is a member of the school team and he is also a member of the athletic team. He runs well and supports Manchester United in the English Premier League,” one of his friends, who simply identified himself as Dayo, said.

Speaking on his role models, Adenuga said, “My dad is my role model, I want to become an apostle like him but I want to study medicine if God says. But I also love Billy Graham, he is also my role model, he is a well respected man of God. I follow him diligently by listening to his sermons and I read a lot about him on the Internet. Graham, now 94, has successfully converted more than 3.2 million people to Christianity worldwide with an estimated lifetime audience including radio and television broadcasts of 2.2 billion. I want to be like him,” he said.
http://www.punchng.com/education/boy-16-so-brilliant-he-makes-6as-in-cambridges-igsce/
Jokes EtcRe: Drop Ur Short Jokes Here by Sicozone(m): 9:21am On Feb 15, 2013
Husband and wife were waiting
at
the bus stop with their eleven
children.
A blind man joins them after a
few minutes.
When the bus arrives, they find
it
overloaded and only the wife
and
the eleven kids are able to fit onto the
bus.
So the husband and the blind
man
decide to walk.
After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the
stick
of the blind man as he taps it on
the sidewalk, and says to him,
"Why
don't you put a piece of rubber at
the end of your stick?
That ticking sound is driving me
crazy."
The blind man replies,
"If you would've put a rubber at the
end of your STICK,
we'd be riding the bus..! so shut
tup !!...
HealthRe: Was Goldie's Death Caused By A Pulmonary Embolism? by Sicozone(m): 8:56am On Feb 15, 2013
All i can say is RIP.......abi wetin bobo go do?
SportsRe: AFCON 2013: How The NFF Cheated Super Eagles by Sicozone(m): 8:41am On Feb 15, 2013
When will Nigeria learn to appreciate great people and stop been wicked and fraudulent,everyone contributed to dere success,i myself out to be on that f*cking list.....
CelebritiesRe: Goldie Is Dead! by Sicozone(m): 8:34am On Feb 15, 2013
FULFILMENT OF 2013 PROPHECIES
RomanceRe: We Had A Quarrel Cos Of Val Gift by Sicozone(m): 8:21am On Feb 15, 2013
Woman Palava.......God go save us men oooooo,am even afraid of Marriage sef....
PoliticsRe: $650m Abuja Medical City Planned By FG by Sicozone(m): 12:07am On Feb 14, 2013
Be like say dem dey predict high number of casualties come 2015 election abi.......?
Nairaland GeneralRe: All Time Highest Number Of "Likes" On Nairaland by Sicozone(m): 5:45pm On Feb 12, 2013
heyyy......see d rate of Joblessness among Youths in Naija.....Man,go get a life.......
RomanceRe: Valentine Message From The Boyfriend Association Of Nigeria by Sicozone(m): 5:33pm On Feb 12, 2013
Everyone just bluffing,we all know what we have in stock 4 d girls now.....

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