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Ola2njee: here comes michu....d man in mertesacker nd evry arsenal fan's nightmare...

And na every Chelsea fan's WHAT?

as has frequently occurred - a corner
is won.na only CORNER Arsenal wan dey play?

1. Dont be in a hurry to move out of ur
parents house. 2. Dont wait for a man before you
start living. You can live a fulfilled life
as a single woman. 3. Stay away from alcohol. It has killed
others and you are not special. 4. Dont entertain a wrong number call,
especially at night. Its not the right
way to find a lover. 5. Develop a healthy eating habit.
Always take breakfast and avoid
sweets. 6. Dress well: impression count.
People will judge you by the way you
dress even before dey talk to you. 7. Dont use s*x as proof of love. s*x is
no proof of love, he’ll leave you after
the s*x. 8. Dont marry for the money, else
you’ll become one of his possessions. 9. Add value to yourself – get a career.
Dont be fooled that a man will solve
all your problems. 10. Beauty is not everything. If it is
all you have, u’ll lose ur place to
someone beautiful better more
matured and competent than you..What do ya fink Nairalanders?

speaking in OBJ's voice-WHO ARE THEY DECEIVING ME OR JONATHAN

I just hope dats d problem @ naptu,but however he should have just given dat respect,i think there's something else behind it...abi....

There was a mild drama at the armed
forces remembrance day held at
Arcade ground in Oke-Mosan,
Abeokuta, the Ogun State capital,
when former President Olusegun
Obasanjo shunned the traditional wreath laying ceremony.Obasanjo
who was clad in a white flowing
Agbada with a traditional blue cap,
shunned the State governor, Senator
Ibikunle Amosun’s request to lay a
wreath.The mild episode ensued when his name was mentioned as
part of the dignitaries that would lay
the wreath and he vehemently
rejected after he was persuaded by
the governor. The programme was briefly put on
hold as many people including the
Deputy governor, Segun Adesegun, the
Iyalode of Egbaland, Alaba Lawson
went to beg him to lay the wreath in
honour of the fallen heroes. Informationng.com gathered that
Obasanjo’s refusal to lay a wreath was
because his name was not initially
included in the brochure as part of
those that would lay the wreath. However, governor Amosun, the
Brigade Commander, 35 Artilery
Brigade, Alamala, Abeokuta, E E John;
the commandant, Nigerian Navy
Seconday School, Abeokuta, M A
Adetunji; and the State Chairman, Nigerian Legion, Samuel Olaosebikan
among others, laid wreath for fallen
heroes at the event..
http://­
www.informationng.com/?
p=46980

END TIME THINGS.....by d way hw do u expect me to believe dz BLABBER....DEVIL INCARNATE....The Shepherd knows its Sheep.....so war3fa

I NO KNOW AM OOOOOOO abi hw e go take add to my G.P........

deda: Am so sure u went to federal university of theology and anointing (FUTA)

I definitely thought as much......Greatest FUTARIANS!!!

chineji: Botany and geophysics and microbiology and environmental biology and history and theology and religious studies and architecture

ARCHITECTURE?.....did u 4get dat u had a BRAIN,dat u didn't bother to make use of it when u were typing it?

Seun....ò dé gbá wá lowo Tonto Dike now......jor n tori oloun

All na story....DESTINY IS DESTINY....can hardly be altered.....sha Thank God 4 ur life having a hope of 2moro guaranteed by Christ

*Very IMPORTANT for females.
Be CAREFUL* A Woman at a nightclub was
taken by 5 men, who according
to hospital and police reports,
gang raped her before dumping
her at a Bus
stand! Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests
later confirmed the repeat
rapes along with traces of
Rohypnol in her
blood. ... Rohypnol, date rape
drug is an essentially a small sterilization pill. The drug is
now being used by rapists at
parties to rape AND sterilize
their victims. All they have to do
is dropit into the girl's drink.
The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had
taken place the night before.
Rohypnol, which dissolves in
drinks just as easily, is such that
the victim doesn't conceive from
the rape and the rapist needn't worry about having a paternity
test identifying him months
later. The Drug's effects ARE
NOT TEMPORARY- they are
PERMANENT. Any female that
takes it WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO CONCEIVE. The weasels can get
this drug from anyone who is in
the vet school or any university.
It's that easy, and Rohypnol is
about to break out big on
campuses everywhere. Believe it or not, there are even
sites on
the Internet telling people how
touse it. Please forward this to
everyone you know, especially
girls. Girls, be careful when you're out
and don't leave your drink
unattended. (added - Buy your
own drinks, ensure bottles or
cans received are unopened or
sealed; don't even taste someone else's drink. There has
already been a report in Nigeria
of girls drinks being spiked by
Rohypnol.
Please make the effort to
forward this to everyone you know. For guys - Pls inform all
your female friends and
relatives, remember you also
have sisters.
Important news are meant to b
passed on pls!....tanx

IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Timaya will
be hawking plantain in traffic...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Mode9 will be
a bouncer in parties...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Wizkid will
still be in SS3... IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Iyanya will be
a weight lifter...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, don Jazzy will
be a drug dealer...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, ice prince and
MI will still be in jos facing Boko haram
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, P-square will
be dancing break dance in
weddings..
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Davido will
still be writting Waec... IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Olamide will
be picking pocket...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Muna will
remain in modeling...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Lagbaja will
be a native doctor... IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Tiwa savage
will be ash*...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Ty Bello will
be a photographer...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, wande coal
will be advertising Dudu Osun Seriously
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, terry G will b
a bus conductor....abi i lie?

The countdown to the highly
prestigious and anticipated 2012
Ballon D’or at Kongresshaus, Zurich,
Switzerland, has commenced. 7th
January, 2013 is the day the
International Federation of Association Football (FIFA), awards
the ‘best player of the year’ with the
FIFA Ballon d’Or. Today, we continue the countdown
with reactions from prominent
coaches and figures in world football
on the chances of nominess for the
prestigious award which has Cristiano
Ronaldo (Portugal/Real Madrid), Andres Iniesta (Barcelona/Spain) and
Lionel Messi (Argentina/Barcelona) in
contention. On Cristiano Ronaldo: “Portugal have a national team called
Cristiano Ronaldo and a group of
players who run after him.”
Carlos Queiroz “He’s an unbelievable player. We have
a pantheon of great players and
Ronaldo definitely compares with any
of them. Although he had a natural
talent, he is in many ways
manufactured himself – he practised and practised. He had a bit of the Eric
Cantona about him in that way. He
was definitely good value for Madrid.”
Sir Alex Ferguson On Lionel Messi: “Some people do not like Ronaldo
because he is a great player, good-
looking and has s*x with all the ladies.
People get jealous. The only bad thing
about Ronaldo’s life is Messi. If it was
not for him, Ronaldo would have been the best player in the world for five
years in a row now.”
Luiz Felipe Scolari “Like Michael Jordan in basketball,
Messi is dominating his sport. Very
few people in history have managed
to dominate their sport the way
Jordan and Messi have. I feel sorry for
those who want to compete for Messi’s throne – it’s impossible, this
kid is unique. He doesn’t just score
lots of goals, but he scores lots of
great goals, each one being better
that the last.”
Pep Guardiola On Andres Iniesta: “Definitely Andres Iniesta. It’s not
that difficult to play well and win
titles in a team like Barcelona, but it’s
in the national side where you see a
player’s true class. That was the case
with figures like Pele, Diego Maradona and Zinedine Zidane.
WithSpain, Iniesta has shown that he
is among the best players of all time
and that’s why I rate him higher than
Messi or Ronaldo. Even though the
latter two have incredible scoring records for their clubs, they still
haven’t won anything with Argentina
or Portugal respectively.”
Boris Becker on who should win the
FIFA Ballon d’Or “He is the enlightened one, [someone]
touched by a magic wand. He
commands so much respect on the
pitch. As a football lover, I am proud
to have played with him. He makes
the difference and does things that no one else can do.”
Sergio Ramos Do you agree with their views? Have Your Say…

IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED,
FACEBOOK WILL END ON
JANUARY 15th, 2013! Mark Zuckerberg announced
that Facebook will be shut down
in January of 2013. Managing
the site has become too
stressful. “Facebook has gotten
out of control,” reportedly said Zuckerberg in a press
conference outside his Palo Alto
office, “and the stress of
managing this company has
ruined my life. I need to put an
end to all the madness.” Zuckerberg reportedly went on
to explain that starting
January15th, users will no
longer be able to access their
Facebook accounts. That gives
users (and Facebook addicts)a year to adjust to live without
Facebook. “After January 15th,
2013 the
whole Facebook website will
shut down,” said Avrat
Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook.
“So if you ever want to see your
pictures again, I recommend
you take them offthe internet.
You won’t be able to get them
back after Facebook goes out of business.” Zuckerberg said the
decision to
shut down Facebook was
difficult, but that he does not
think people will be upset. “I
personally don’t think it’s a big deal,” he said in a private phone
interview to a source close to a
friend. “And to be honest, I
think it’s for the better. Without
Facebook, people will have to
go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good
thing.”.

I no fit *rerin*......no try ham 4 naija o,na waste of time nd money,it depends sha....3rd class tinz no go do....

:DMy new year resolution is never to fall in love My new year resolution is never to fall in love

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why woman no come dey list na?

22 Important Questions For
Nollywood
Can somebody help me to ask
NOLLYWOOD to
please answer these important
questions ? 1.How can a ghost look left n
right
before
crossing
the road? ‘Dem dey fear
accident?’ 2.Why does the TV go off by
itself
after the
‘breaking news’?
3.Why do all native doctors
paint one eye?
4.Why must every advert Start
with a loud
scream?
5.Why must every juju part be
represented by lightening n thunder under the
bright sunlight?
6.Why do Nigerian movies
always
have part one
to five? 7.How can Segun Arinze be
Ramsey Noah’s dad…
Any resemblance?
8.Why will a blind mother say,
“I’m
happy to see you my son”?
9.Why is Jim Iyke always coming
back from
America n speaking with a fake
British accent?
10.When will Pastor Ajidara stop
being a fake
pastor?
11.Why is it that the characters
die or run mad
immediately after their confessions?
12.Epic Village Movie Set in the
90s still finds
Mercy Johnson with Brazilian
hair,
how come? 13. How can N2bn fit into a
small
Ghana-Must-
Go bag?
14.Must all hired assassins be
found in uncompleted or abandoned
buildings? ‘Na dem
papa house?’
15.Why must a film have Part
1,2,
3; Return of The Film 1,2 n 3; n The Same
Film
‘Reloaded’ 1,2
n 3? WHY!?
16.Will a Yoruba movie ever be
complete without a visit to the ‘Baba’?
17.Study:9 out of 10 times, Olu
Jacobs dies of
heart attack in Nollywood
movies,why?
18. “15 years ago” n Ini Edo calls her Boyfriend
with a Bold 5.. How is this
possible?
19.Why will d parents call their
child 3 times nd
ask him/her how many time did I
call you? ‘Dem
no sabi count?’
20.When poor people come to
Lagos to struggle
dey always make it, if na so why poor people still
dey Lagos?
21.Why is it that Ogogo is
always
innocent but
must be a victim of circumstances?
22. Why is translations in most
Yoruba films are
always in direct translation?
e.g .."Ta lo fun e
loyun yi"..."Who gave you th??

nice one,its nt bad,akon's voicing out the yoruba was just superb......kudos

Mehn.... Naija @ 52....we thank God sha,one thing am not happy about is dat i'll miss d 1st lady's independence speech today,let's pray 4 her,it's a pity our 1st lady is not celebrating d independence with us lest i forget to give my own add-- Nigeria's major food-Garri :DMehn.... Naija @ 52....we thank God sha,one thing am not happy about is dat i'll miss d 1st lady's independence speech today,let's pray 4 her,it's a pity our 1st lady is not celebrating d independence with us lest i forget to give my own add-- Nigeria's major food-Garri