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[quote author=damibjs post=94566642][/quote]wetin Dey weak you.. na yarns we dry yarn.. nothing more..

QuadrilAyinde:
They should kuku Ma Kill Me Nah ... But the real question is this, How is this Inhumane Maltreatment Meant to make me a Better Soldier

These are the kind of questions prep wingers love to answer.. particularly those ones in terma 1/2.. I’ll remind you to ask them bro.. no worry

Postanalyser:
I think he's not totally informed on what he is talking about. No amount of "African science" can prevent the disastrous impact of a bomb or shell.

maybe him men go begin disappear when Boko haram begin launch RPG or use anti aircraft guns for vehicles..

QuadrilAyinde:
Abeg Prospective Officers, E get 1 Matter wey I go like make we put mouth ontop..

Mr Amitolu shittu (Director General of Amotekun) while speaking with Journalists in Bauchi as regard Putting a Stop to this BOKO-ISWAP Menace, He said:

“We will use African science, African science is real. Insurgency is abnormal and abnormal situation requires abnormal solutions we will tackle it with all seriousness. It’s not about tea and bread issue but we have the solutions at hand to defeat Boko Haram and banditry. “When you have guns, you have other weapons; there are anti-guns and anti-weapons including bombs and that is what we will deploy to defeat Boko Haram without firing guns.

Wetin be Una View....

IED no sabi juju lol..

Stormtrooper11:
Ok.sorry am asking too much questions,but do they just punish people for fun or when u disobey orders

They will punish you for breathing.. punish you for wearing your uniform correctly.. punish you for being alive and being a cadet in the academy.. job can touch you anywhere and anytime..

Stormtrooper11:
U were in nda??are u an officer now

in Jesus name..

Stormtrooper11:
Guys,i learnt mogadishu battalion punish cadets the most in nda.is there any battalion that doesn't punish too much??

Its the battalion commander that is a bastard.. I was in moga and that time, we were the most disciplined.. we always took first too at battalion games..na dalet Dey chop am pass that year.

Guard your integrity when you’ll be commanded to break it.. lol

Sometimes you’ll even have a better way of accomplishing the mission but you’ll be shunned and there’s nothing you’ll be able to do about it... officers message their wives before some kind of operations to tell them that they might not come back.. sometimes your commanding officers won’t even look at you talk less of listening..

Yep prayer is to make to captain/major so that you can begin to have some form of command..

I like all these hot takes.. US army hot take standard.. Serving in the Nigerian army is very different from all these things you read online! Quadril.. you said your commander can’t give you an impossible task, I laugh in one gun truck and 300 bandits.. all these takes may not apply when you begin service.. because the army will drain your blood and sense of reasoning.. I pray we all get in... make we dey apply these hot takes together..

The truth is many recruits can’t even train in nda and survive it.. they must respect me else their moda!
Once you allow 1 to disrespect you, they all will.. never! You that knows what your eyes saw in nda, you won’t even allow it.. they teach pride too in nda ooo, how an officer must carry themselves..

AirmanB:
Boss, abeg, do u think one's parent can sign the reference form?

i want to believe they can.. if they fall into any of the categories they requested.. why not.. you think my father would be local government chairman and I will be going out to look for referee? Na lie

oscarfrosh:
Baba SSC don sell their peace, manage o.
This beef between RC and Colito no end for ACA, it continues in the job to the extent thatArmy Oscars(other ranks or recruits) no dey respect colito like that. But we must change the standard.
Is that clear

Their fathers won’t respect me ko! Oya nah till then

Mugiwaraluffy:
dssc na shayi compared to wetin men dey see for ACA.
With wetin I don read and stories I don hear
The whole parade for SSC dey designed to confuse you.
I read a thread recently about clowns.
En say "clownship is a disease" the thing off me
Likewise as colitos when we enter aca, we go just dey confuse cox we don't know our left from right.
You know RC guys dey always talk say you'll just come and spend 9 months collect 1 star.
Na there the beef start sef

that our first 3 months of clownship as colitos ehn.. what our eyes will see.. course 45 screening, staff Sargent lalo said and I quote “it’ll be the worst months of your life, but just try to survive that first 3 months “ if you do, you will pass out

Wanetwamos:
Bro this is terrible. I attempted it for just 2seconds, my head still dey pain me. This is supposed to be punishment for corruption...

4 hours would be the standard!! Learn it and know peace

ClassicMan202:
Please o... Senior men, can someone give me a rundown or summary of how DSSC training looks like?? (Planting of head dey involved??)

no ooo... Dssc Officer cadets have special head.. it must not touch ground.. because they’d mostly be in offices and never even smell war.. so what’s the point in serving the job??

Mugiwaraluffy:
Baba abeg give me details of una exam
Option dey to evade the English section?
I fit write essay well, but we know say essay get levels
Make I guard up

lol I love the English and general knowledge.. na the maths I Dey always evade... there are more general knowledge/current affairs.. then English and maths with 1/2 essays.. essay is usually why you want to join the army but last year, they shocked us because they thought first batch shared the questions with us, they made totally new questions

Mugiwaraluffy:
Baba this our father's army don show me shege.
So I suppose guard up na.
Unless God takk say this year no be m.
But from my own end, I go do everything possible and to the best of my ability. Make we leave the rest to God and faith

God go do am

Mugiwaraluffy:
With respect to the upcoming exams, as far as my father's army is concerned, this exam na smoke.
The whole parade is to make them seem transparent which we all know as e dey go.
While studying for exams keep calling if you have anyone to call or just keep praying.
Personally i no suffer my head apart from revising current affairs.
By way and manner, we shall proceed to the next round in sha Allah

I say again.. candidate wey sabiiiiiiiii

jelraj:
E go shock all of una

lmao.. talk your mind ooo

Dannyhonda:
5 essays, wetin happen na

i think you’ll choose 1 or 2.. if I remember correctly, course 46, we wrote one essay and one long ass composition.

Postanalyser:
Bro you need to see other questions I have here.
According to him, it's Jamb that prepared the questions. And it comprises about 35 objective questions and like 5 essay.

yo! Bro reply mail abeg

Dannyhonda:
Infact writing exam na long thing if we are been honest, screening is the best. At the end if there is exam, u can never know your grade and also u might start feeling u did well and u were not called up. So my own opinion is screening just like last year abeg, lets know our fate. Imagine getting shortlisted for exam then screening then training, na long thing infact shortlistment for exam na him dey pain pass, if person name no appear, na wahalaa and it goes on like that

lol you go see am for Nairaland here nah.. people go begin para!!! I pray we make it in sha.. but this year own get as e be for me.. nothing is sure again!

The exams we write in screening, there are a long line of Corpers to mark the scripts.. even army knows that if they give us theory, it’d be a waste of precious time..they can’t sort it out in 2 months sef.. by the time they get a hang of it, cadets would have started training

Mugiwaraluffy:
Planting of head

just feel the pain of that young cadet planting on concrete!!!

Lmao exam na obj sha! I no know where these bomb wan explode..

jelraj:
Lol
Shebi Sundays na free day for NDA?

this last set didn’t know what free day is... next set might not get it too

Kyngfarabale1:
they never give me appointment u dey talk of planting my head..... I dey madt ni..... until den oooo

E go don too late by then.. your faith suppose strong by now.. abi you Dey follow the “until I see my name before I do anything” Crew... those ones no Dey too get am ooo lol.

Faith is everything.

Arisukuni:
Nice one Oga sir! Am proud of you guys!

Finally you guys don set another record!

I remember course 44 use to say no course trained as much as them. Say even 45 no train reach them.

Congratulations in Advance Oga sir!

Omo course 44 trained with terma 5 cadets... I don’t just know which one of the 2 trained more.. but I still have dibs on course 44... that course.. my godfather had to send his course mates, a major general to go and see what they were doing to his son.. a major general came to see a 44 cadet because dem almost beat them to death.. omo..

My guy wey come house, reach house around 11 when they released them for their Easter break.. no knock gate.. he just climbed the fence and entered the house.. came to the back of my window to wake me up and asked me to use my phone to call his younger brother to come and open the door for him.. I went outside by 11 pm to see him and what I saw, what I saw was not the person that resumed training 4 months ago.. bruises everywhere..especially in his head.. mans came back and slept for 3 days straight. To be colito for academy na problem.

Cadets died in training for 44.. I believe say that 44 suffer well

“Where else will cadets sit, except for on their heads”

Please start practicing blowing pot on bathroom slippers.. Dey try Dey go from like 3-10 minutes till e master you.. then increase time.. so it won’t shock you

autamahmud:
That man just the send people anyhow out of NDA,

i pity those cadets that were withdrawn mhen! Even the ones that were called back after passing out.. sarham no Dey try.. to make matters worse, he get strong dislike for SSC cadets.. thank God for old site that SSC cadets will be in.. but this one wey dem Dey fly rumors say 47 go resume for Afaka.. e no go make sense

Only if this new NDA commandant can be fine before we get there.. that man is out for blood!