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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 3:29pm On Oct 02, 2020
Dammysmart:
osheyyyy baddest niggur... See ehn that girl Don love up gan ó, I suppose collect my phone today sha, I go roger u IMM.

On the other end, Truly the problem of course 46 is just breaking of legs, nobody gree die but legs were broken mehn! Can't say much but if any of you make it in ó 47 course just ask any instructor about course 46, see ehn no course has trained as much as we trained in recent past. The training na suicide training í tell you, it's grace of God we didn't die. Guard up gentlemen, you guys will succeed too
i go Dey wait your message bro!! Stay safe

No break leg oo lol
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 3:29pm On Oct 02, 2020
heryoub22:
Abeg na true say dem don postpone POP for course 46??
God forbid
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 2:07pm On Oct 02, 2020
Walex29:
If the calendar in regards the screening is anything to go by, It's funny how people feel the army will be able to vet forty one thousand plus credentials within the short time frame.lol

Gentlemen if you can pray please do if you can press buttons please don't hesitate as well. As i type this names are currently been submitted, mind you am not referring to the exam but rather for the final screening.
Candidate wey sabi!! People Dey think say exam na one thing lol.. make I keep quiet
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17:
Chinex57:
Good morning my fellow Arty men.. For the exams you guys said maybe 2nd sartuday.. shey second sartuday na next week be that.. cos tmrw wud be first sartuday.. Sikowitz,Ugo4U i hail oo..
bro we are speculating.. nobody knows.. army can decide to do it first Saturday of November sef... it’s when it’s announced we will know for sure.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 9:03am On Oct 02, 2020
Judah95:
Number 6: SSC age requirement on web portal was 27 years na.

So they will actually consider 28 and 29 years for SSC. A welcome development for some peeps. E get one guy for this thread wey be dey worried about him age at 29 . Make him come see this post o.
they won’t consider shit! They would never take 29/30 for SSC
Last last if you use strong head make it to screening, you’ll have to swear avidavit.. but na for people wey get strong head
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 8:56am On Oct 02, 2020
Lami1996:
My date of birth is August 29 and on my waec it says August 21 but I uploaded a court affidavit to show it was a mistake as waec said they won't issue me new certificate. Is that okay?
They will be more concerned about the year and not the month or date.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 8:41am On Oct 02, 2020
shamack:
I guess everyone that applied should meet this
You guessed wrong.. you know how many people didn’t read the instructions properly before applying?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 8:39am On Oct 02, 2020
Postanalyser:
From a reliable source.

The army has started the shortlisting process.
The process is based on the following criteria.
1. Blurry images and documents are not considered
2. Degree/Hnd obtained earlier than 2014
3.Waec date of birth not tally with date of birth in the birth certificate.
4.Third class and below and it's polytechnic equivalent.
5. 1.63 height and below
6. 30 years and above for SSC.

I hope you are not guilty of any of the above listed?

Note: I copied and pasted it as I was sent.
that your no 6 ehn..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 8:22am On Oct 02, 2020
ugo4u:
Your village men for screening go read that line with great joy.....
Hoping and praying you stay true to your plan.
lmao.. he want to be breaking bones .. I wish him well
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 7:32am On Oct 02, 2020
Sote my babe chat me sends me pictures..she don break leg again and pop na in 8 days.. Dammysmart fit confirm am if he Dey online..
Na like 3 female cadets don break leg now..

If the girls Dey break leg! Wetin the guys Dey break?? Be ready! If you see your name, jubilate but just know, what’ll you’ll experience will be a taste of what hell would feel like..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 7:07am On Oct 02, 2020
They sent me videos, I had to delete them cos I was scared as hell! I couldn’t see myself doing that shit!! I got scared I won’t even lie! NOTHING....I repeat NOTHING will enter your head and from serving the job, they lead you directly into the exam hall..if you can hold the biro ma sef,you try
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 7:01am On Oct 02, 2020
I expressively told you that this new commandant is very tough on SSC cadets.. I said it here yesterday that I don’t even blame any of the cadets anymore.. after some of the videos they showed me. Even me ma! Nothing will enter my head after serving that job they were serving.. it’s all mouth until we get there.. they said the boy couldn’t make a complete sentence.. they served 2days straight job... I won’t even remember my name talkless of to now go to exam hall.. to go and write what? In school you are writing exam sef you are failing.. and that one there’s no pressure, tension, or brutality attached to it...we will all get in oooo.. but let’s see if we won’t be confused when we get there..ordinary screening sef, people don confuse everywhere
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 6:54am On Oct 02, 2020
Dammysmart:
Gentlemen, now I have signed inabeg how is the morale nah, exams loading I guess... May God ṣeé you through these phases. NDA is kinda hot On POC now sha but with your prayers I know we would scale through. Keep praying for us all and your success will come too. Shalom brothers, Victory is indeed from God Alone!
My guy MY guy!! 8days left!! Don’t lose focus man! Flash your one star on WhatsApp! We will blow it up when you come back lol
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 5:55pm On Oct 01, 2020
Mugiwaraluffy:
I have a feeling we might write exams this October since someone said signal for screening is November.
1-2 weeks after exams, list will come out, give us 1 week to prepare for screening
this is exactly how it’ll happen.. exam is second or third Saturday or even 4th..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 3:09pm On Oct 01, 2020
Richieurch:
I doubt the WhatsApp group is the reason for the silence, registration has come and gone some has gone back to where they are only to be reopened again after the list for exams are posted then you’ll see a massive influx of people coming to seek for information, just the nature of people though
lol that’s when Wed be hearing somebody snap the first page for me..my name is .......:::::: help me check Kano SSC
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 11:19am On Oct 01, 2020
Omo that escalated quickly... let’s make it water under the bridge... moving on
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 9:44am On Oct 01, 2020
First class sef Dey be!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 8:45am On Oct 01, 2020
Bifrost:
You just want your agenda to agend. You've forgotten that the minimum is 2.2 and lower credit, and more than 50% of applicants are 2.2 and lower credit. Maybe na those ones no fit write simple sentence. And I'm sorry to say, the people guilty of this irrespective of their class of degree are from a particular zone we all know...
Omo you ma! You wan start something ooo! Make we die am from here abeg
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 8:34am On Oct 01, 2020
QuadrilAyinde:
Nah so I read am sumwia sey starting from December, this attached picx will be the standard Issue for the Nigerian Army Personnels on the Frontline.....

ALL IS WELL
cant see any image
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 6:51am On Oct 01, 2020
Judah95:
Are you kidding me? Aren't they graduates with 1st class and 2nd class? If this is so, our Nigerian system of education is finished. Imagine they release thousands of un-baked brains every year.
E never reach like this... it’s everywhere ... banks, schools, even nysc!! It’s the same thing everywhere.. so why you con Dey put tension..
Besides you can’t expect people to function at full capacity after planting pot for 4 hours.. what do you want to read that will enter your head? I don’t blame those guys for failing their exams..some of them might not even be un-baked brains like you called them.. but let’s see how all of us will do when they beat us for 48 hours straight and tell us to come and write exam the next day.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 6:50am On Oct 01, 2020
Dannyhonda:
This present SSC cadet are the worst so far, heard most of them are dullards, can't write a complete sentence.
actually it’s just a couple of them.. no be all of them.. it’s the same way it has always been, it’s just a few guys..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 3:01am On Oct 01, 2020
Chatting with some non Nairaland SSC cadets now and they are still telling me that I should have never applied for SSC...
but we move
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 11:00pm On Sep 30, 2020
Postanalyser:

Just in now from a very reliable source.
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In addition to your current affairs,study your basic geography especially map reading. You will be shocked by the number of questions you will encounter from the subject.

Wetin dem Dey study for geography like this? Map reading? Lmao.. from where nah



This was sent directly to me by my sponsor. Me that hates geography like death. But I no just get choice...we die here.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 10:52pm On Sep 30, 2020
MrSuama:
Wallahi, short service been no deh my plan at all. It was gateway to generalship (NDA) or nothing less. But as e be now, DSSC is so on point.
If God like, him fit compensate me with defence attache for Europe, UK, America or even Ghana.
The only thing weh go bring me back na convertion and promotions exams.
And if army decide to draft me to the theatre of war in the North East/West, we gonna go and summaries the conflict once and for all inshaAllah.
If to say, army go allow us form special forces, I for join body with some nairalanders form one.
It will be a privilege fighting besides some of you Lts.
Army Dey change!! Policies, generals, etc.. what if in 10 years, there’s a law that only NDA graduates will make generals.. There is only 1 gateway to generalship bro.. if you get am for Dssc na luck and grace and have politics
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 7:03pm On Sep 30, 2020
Emyd8:
I dey find partner nau
E be like say na only guys full here
lol you want to take our female officers from here?

You want to try your fada?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 5:54pm On Sep 30, 2020
ugo4u:
I don't think that whatapp group can mute the real contributors to this thread, it's new comers that created the WhatsApp group and it's also new comers that are posting their numbers to be added.
The thread is always very lively when there is a major event like registration, screening, final list & POP etc after which almost everyone will go back to their cocoon except for very very few people, we all know ourselves.
That's by the way, I wonder what's the essence of starting a WhatsApp group that even have limit to the number of people it can take, when there is an already existing forum that is limitless with tonnes of actionable information and intellegence. Most of the people wanting to join a whatapp group don't have the discipline to go through the thread and get information they need, so WhatsApp is an escape route for them. People should do as they please sha, my own be say make person wey get my number no add me to anything.
Had it being it's a WhatsApp group of successful candidates heading to screening that one is quite understandable, atleast to muster parade but to come put person for group wey them go come dey ask if officers dey go war, or whether person fit starch khaki go ShopRite, etc I no follow abeg.
if officers Dey go war lmao grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 2:17pm On Sep 30, 2020
Me I no Dey apply navy sha!! I won’t

Army or nothing
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 11:42am On Sep 30, 2020
For those that understand grin grin cheesy grin grin

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 11:02am On Sep 30, 2020
My own is what was the point of keeping the thread alive from january only for people to be leaving it.. if people are comfortable with the WhatsApp group it’s fine.. my own is nobody should blame anybody for noT sharing any important information on this thread or on WhatsApp..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 9:47am On Sep 30, 2020
Do all the tests if you can, stop unprotected sex, drugs and alcohol but what you need more is grace...GRACE.. cos you can spend money on all the tests and Medicaid will issue you what you don’t have.. and believe it or not, you might or might not get a review..so as much as we are preparing for anything, pray for grace..
2.. you WhatsApp guys, enjoy your WhatsApp sha.. but when we stop posting information here, just know why.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 10:27pm On Sep 29, 2020
Emyd8:
Please, any babe here? sad
why?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 9:50pm On Sep 29, 2020
I’m trying to help a friend that registered today save his files on my laptop

I can login his details but It’s not taking me to his page for printing.. abi dem don end the registration?

I hate all this last minute rubbish

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