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Codedelaw:
There’s a suture mark on my left knee. It’s from an accident from months ago, will that be a problem.

pray for favor...depends on who checks you..
Its obvious if the person checking you is softhearted, he'd ask you about it...but if na those hardass no nonsense civilian wannabe military hospital staff that like to run their mouth like yansh...just pray bruv

mayowa94:
Please i need an insight about the document screening. i have my flsc and waec certificate do i still need testimonials from both schools?

answer your question yourself....you have your original degree, do you need statement of result again?

QuantumR:
Lemme help him, u will strip, bend ur yansh and cough twice so dat ur ass hole will breadth... after which dey will examine ur balls by soft touch... candidate, is dat clear

spot on....that way they are also checking for scars on your body...it was a female that checked me sha so no soft touch...she just told me to raise my dick up and squeeze out my balls till they become visible.

Emmyxclusive:
Oboy I get small problem, my headmaster put basic science as my strong subject and am sure basic science was not in existence as at 1999 when I finished primary school. Am afraid they may ask me that. Pls any ideas on what to do?

my gut carry your fslc and forget this thing...nobody will start checking the subjects you did in primary school...haba!
And what if dem no accept your testimonial, you know it'd based on the intuition of the person checking your documents.. Take it and tender it...nobody remembers what they were taught in primary school...which officer go get time to dey look that one for primary school

Dayordee4:
Was there any need to go unclad at any point in medicals?

lol you don't even know what's up...you'll even bend down and open yansh for them

felixfrz:
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denic896:
Please are we to arrive at the location wearing our kits or we wear it there?

you'll find one corner and change before u enter the screening venue..

Codedelaw:
Is the bvn certificate really a big deal as my bank claims that can’t be done in time for the exercise? I do know my bvn number offhand though.

boss...don't use the word certificate, say bvn print out...its very different...the print out is done in 5 minutes or less...spent 2 minutes in the bank getting mine..

Me that I studied international relations, I don't even have a scope of what the board might ask cos mhen! International relations is vaaaaaast

Yo guys, we are proposing a trip for gents who will be going from Lagos...
The trip should cost around 5500-6k
Should lift off early too if we get enough people so we can get to Kaduna early enough to be amongst the first set to report and get document checking out of the way...
We are in the process of creating a Whatsapp group where we can join and make final adjustments..
Note that you aren't going to pay us but the driver
We are just looking for a way to go in group and get there on time...
If you have made other plans, fine...see you in kd..
If you haven't...please signify and the Whatsapp group link for those leaving from Lagos will be posted...
God help us all.

Malaria and typhoid na one case ooo..cos my guy get malaria for course 45 screening it made his vitals unstable...the person wey dey check no dey check to ascertain wetin dey worry u...just like If there's protein in your pee, e don finish....treat the malaria before u go...cos there's no how it won't throw off your tests..

Mhen!!!! Some folks don't actually deserve to have been shortlisted... You are still looking for document to edit as your own!! You didn't print it out when u should have and one more week, u r looking for somebody's own to edit...nawa

explosiveskull:
On which grounds were they screened out?
Was it based on signed documents, incomplete documents, statement of result, or falsification of age?
Please respond ASAP cos I couldn't get my local government chairman so some secretaries in the office signed for me.

. Guy it was specified that the secretary can sign for u nah.....its in the instructions!

Lagos to Kaduna 2nd batch how va nah...make we plan am well well...should meet in jibowu or yaba...

Emdee911:
Na 3.02 you see? Ommo shey you know say them de do eye check up ba

e never reach make you dey abuse my eyes...except if its your app...3.2 is different from 3.20...when running what you'll first encounter is 3.2...but the correct measurement is 3.20 you'll need to move up for .18 to complete your run..

See bah...for those of you that have colored shoes, nobody will complain until the prep wingers get there..make their adebayo like last year dey with your black shoe...besides its not a lie, you won't be allowed to face the board with black shoes for army! I'm saying it again..the soldiers won't allow you wear black shoe to face the board...the same way you will shave your hair and beards before you face them..after medicals, barber go come..

Emdee911:
So I say make I post my own too

lol 3.02 is different from 3.20 oooo

Emarc16:
Any computer science graduate who has faced the board before, abeg which kind questions them ask you abeg

what is a computer?
Lmao

explosiveskull:
I'll advise you to go with yours cos of personal hygiene, stuffs like spoons, cups and bedspreads cos you can carry disease from any of those things

lol disease bawo...you don't actually need any of those things as you'll be provided with plates and spoons...if you don't want to use the cups, there's always NDA table Water..the plates and spoons are properly washed..

Emarc16:
make una answer me na. my canvas na black will there be any issues abi make I buy another?

you have to buy white bro..

explosiveskull:
Abeg person fit use this kind shoe? I find it hard to see shoe that can fit and be comfortable on my leg as we will be wearing it for long hours. I bought a white lace to change the blue one, will the blue sole disqualify me?

lol you fit wear am...but you'd be advised not to face the board with it..so lass lass you'll have to borrow from a "friend" you meet there..

I just returned... I bagged up an extra 30 seconds...I was going on 14:36-40..
I need to work harder..

QuantumR:
lol... bros no get time to yarn much.

abi nah ma guy...I dey prepare to enter NDA..positively working on myself...make January no repeat itself...people wey go talk go talk..

slyd90:
U need to grow up....

oh thank you...I'll do just that.

slyd90:
Baba the worse they can do is seize ur fone nobody go tell u to leave camp cus of fone

so where did I particularly say you'd be asked to leave camp for having a phone?
In your haste to try to be woke and make a point, you read out of context..

odimbannamdi:
You have a very warped view about competition, especially the type at NDA.

I am sure you are the type that will rat your villagemen out in a bid to stay in the race. It is quite childish and wont augur well for you even if you get in. All your coursemates will know you are a snitch and they wont trust you when the chips are down (when it comes to a situation of life and death)

Take it easy, man. Army no be do or die. There is still so much to live for. Focus on building good relationship, so that even if you dont get in, you will get good network in the Army.

Thanks bro

but did i say anything to you, do you know me? Ma guy, take a chill pill and eat the EBA that was made for your dinner...enjoy!

Emmyxclusive:
does that mean its only waec they accept? cus i dont intent to use waec, i want to use nec gce

see they will take all as its accepted... WhT I'm driving at is if you don't have the originals, they would definitely be a way to verify..

Emmyxclusive:
Hello guys, i have gotten my primary school cert and testimonial but have not gotten that of secondary, my question is do i stand a chance if i am using GCE instead of SSCE?

they might do it like January's own...those who didn't have their original waec certificates had to buy scratch card and re print..

KODACK:
Baba, you are right.....but sikowitz17 has a point there as well.

Not everyone knows the bro code, and at this level you won't know who will snitch on you.......also snitches won't get stitches cos it would happen in a flash and inside barracks.

I will still carry my phone in and even my spirit and soul won't be aware it's with me.....till am inside toilet or bathroom......lol (just kidding tho, just wanted to make the group lively Abit)

I get guys from my state wry carry phone enter for my room course 45...we were all using the phone to call in secret places until one officer approached him and demanded for the phone...if not that he was nice and only held it till screenings end...e for be another thing...
What's my point somebody that was using the phone with us was the one that told on us thinking that they would disqualify us and reduce the number..
If you can be secretive about it, no problem..

Emarc16:
I'll advice u to tender the one of 1994( cos u still within the age limit) tell them your real age is 94 and tell them your age on others was simply a mistake and wasn't done by you. They have a tendency to believe cos u claiming a higher age and sound like u telling the truth.

lmao.
They will believe what?? For army??
Na officers dey check the documentation and most of them arent friendly... If the dates don't add up, they will indicate it on your form and when they now review it after and they don't agree...the person is going home..