₦airaland Forum

Bloooody:
God himself had Anal sex with Jesus.

silibaba:
Pls I need $6 skrill.

Anyone ?

How market folks?

JejeNaija:
Let's use this opportunity to go down memory lane and share that moment when we first met that special person in our lives today.

For me it was one crazy weekend I had just attended a friends birthday party so I was heading home when I noticed one nice looking out door kind of bar & restaurant and I observed they were selling Nkwobi and isi ewu which I love so much so I decided to stop by. I sat alone, took a bottle of beer and a plate of nkwobi. There was a nice young friendly lady who served me but my mind wasn't into any thing woman that day. When I was done and paid my bills, I was about leaving when I noticed some old school classmates I hadn't seen in a while and they asked me to join their table for a while which I obliged to. They were being served by another beautiful sweet looking girl that had this breathe taking smile. As she came to take my order and was just smiling, I just couldn't hold the attraction I instantly had on her. It was so obvious and being that she could tell she just kept smiling anytime our eyes come in contact with each other.

After few drinks with my friends I told them I had to leave so I called the girl to get me the bills for the drinks I ordered for myself and my friends. She then brought a chair and sat very close to me while she was calculating the bills. When she was done I passed my phone to her and told her to give me her number because I would love to take her on a date. Without hesitating and still giving those beautiful smile she gave me her number and I flashed her phone just to be sure this is not a one chance.
So before I left I passed the money for my bills to one of my friends so they can just pay everything together with the stuffs they had already taken before I joined them. As I was leaving I noticed the girl hurriedly walked up to me and asked about the bills I was suppose to pay so I told her that I had passed the money to my friend so they pay all the bills together and she said that's fine. Then she said the next day was actually her off day so I could call her if I want to see her, and I was like wow, of course I will definitely want to see you.

Next day we went on a date, a very romantic date for sure and it was crazy. After that the rest became history. Two years gone by and we have a beautiful baby together now. Still having a beautiful relationship and now a family together.

It is God oooo.

How was yours like?

buygala:
You are addressed the way you dress

Dude looks like a Criminal sef with his orange beard

RealLordZeus:
That baby is definitely not six hours old, not even a week old

obembet:
Just mention any better musician in Igbo land

jesvic91:
Chai!!

The twins got big nose

Typical definition of Nobody "NOSE" Tomorrow.

garfield1:
Read again and be de-atikulated

Peacemaker5129:
Is this what Cownu porn star thought you?

Tareq1105:
Let Atiku continue crying and wasting money over a concluded election.

bettercreature:
Use your brain.Charity begins at home
You can't be useless at home and be useful away from home

JONNYSPUTE:
In marriage there's nothing like MY but Ours. So she's free to make all the money

advocate666:
God is very useless

Ironi:
Who would jealous criminals?

All we are saying is keep your criminal selves in Nigeria , jor !

You go into another man’s country and behave like roaches and you don’t want them to do anything about it ??

You must be out of your mind. All Nigerians would be deported.

Harrymig1:
My problem is not our government acquiring it but the drivers and our maintenance culture

Osuman:
Don't insult me,if you fine drop your own.