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[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=206035.msg3224836#msg3224836 date=1229304200][/b]
What will I do? What will I do? I'll do a lot

Viginia ko Sokoto ni If you want me to pay all, then you gotta think of a diff location [/quote]Oya, . . .Cali nko?. . . . .or Alaska?. . . .
the bills can be on my tab if you agree to Alaska.

Cant you see am a gentleman now?

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=202091.msg3224821#msg3224821 date=1229303916]No, baby.
I didn't finish. . . .If I you work hard enough, we might just eat the ice cream the "unusual" way [/quote]heheheheheh. . . .
Now that's what am talking about . . . .
I can even eat 50cent worth of ice-cream in the unusual way . . . .
I can even suggest one fantastic unusual way. . . .

"Arodan" is when you are asked to go look for something that does not exist.
My sisters sent me on such errands a lot b4 mumsy finally told me the meaning.

Another Story:

In secondary school, I use to love beans and "eko" pap. . . . .
So, when I was in SS1. . .I will tie a string to one of these butter containers we take to the hostel. . . .and normally, the big cooking pots they use in cooking use to sit close to the kitchen's window. . . .
All, I do is to make sure that a pal is right in the front distracting iya ijebu and iya dele from entering the kitchen so that they wouldnt know what I was doing at the back. . . .

Then I fetch the beans just like water is being fetched from well. . .it was quite easy because the beans was usually watery then. . .lol

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=202091.msg3224605#msg3224605 date=1229298846]hmmm, the chore, clean my bathrooms. . . .reward? a bowl of icecream [/quote]You are definately not serious!
Ice-cream. . . . .you must think am 1 a ten year old. . .
less than $10 dollar ice-cream for all that hard-work?. , that's "Slave Trade"

Tgirl4real:
How many hearts have u broken sillyboy?

None to my notice. . . .it's possible I have broken some o. . .but trust me, I dont know of any.
And I dont think mine has been brooken too before. . .though I have been hurt b4.

lil bie:
@ sauron,

Would i say yes? Aint ready for a love triangle. U proposing sumthin *wink*


Sillyboy,
If u've got one lets hear if its affecting ur present relationship.

Sorry, there's nada affecting nada.

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=204980.msg3224601#msg3224601 date=1229298748]Lol, I have some red/black suits na. . . .I'm still crazy about it
But am mor ein love with blue and black

Lol! I never played kelegbe o, but we played this pate wo game. when two people slap each other's hand repetitively [/quote]Hey, Blue is my favorite color. . .
I know the patewo game too. . . lol. . .
I dont like it though. . .most of my pals' hand are stronger than mine. . .

Were you sent to look for "arodan"

Tgirl4real:
Sillyboi,

U were too direct in ur response to say that u hav no experience. . . spil it abeg

Na wa oooo. . . . . . .
Would have you have prefered me to be indirect. . . ?
Okay o yes. . .am in 1 now. . .
I just fell yakata.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=207531.msg3224638#msg3224638 date=1229299513]U must be very intelligent. . . .

90% of Mr Silly's chics were copped from the net before they synced.[/quote]Then, you must have known Silly 90% of his life abi?

@Tgirl4real.

My chicken heart ke lailai.

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=206035.msg3224693#msg3224693 date=1229301320] what woman sense na?

How about this? Fl, you pay all the bills and do the chores
Jersey, you pay all the bills and do all the chores

fun, I say [/quote]No problem really. . , . .but what will you do to contribute to the whole project. . .
or will you just be looking. . . .like lukman
Or you just want me to spoil you silly?

Oh berra idea. . . .let's meet at the middle. . . .Virgina and you pay all the bills. . .

Never been to FI. . . . .
and y not Jersey?

this is what's gonnna happen. . . , . . .
FI,. . . all bill u pay and I do all the house chores. . . .
Jersey. . . I pay all the bill and u do the house chores.

Dont use woman sense 4 me again oo

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=207531.msg3224603#msg3224603 date=1229298783]Lol! answer his question. am curious [/quote]Hell no. . .I have never tried it.
But whoever starts one should know it will get physical. . .else, why did he/she start it in the 1st place?
But Sauron na proper "sense man". . . . .
He said coming soon. . .and that was the last I read from him. . .

Is that for me?

@ Topic.

James Blake. . . . ."Goodnight My Lover"

I find most break-up song interesting . . .they make more sense to me

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=207531.msg3224594#msg3224594 date=1229298588]Are u sure? Have u tried it??[/quote]Go and share you True life experience first in the thread before I answer you
Olojoro nie jor. . . .

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=206035.msg3224590#msg3224590 date=1229298468] I can't swim, but it doesn't mean I'd let you drown
Thanks for trusting me o. . . .
You can't even die ni

lmao!! Trust me, am very very dangerous [/quote]Okay ooo. . .
I think it's even worth the risk sef. . . .
But the swimming must be around Jersey ooo and not Florida.

You bet I wannna know. . .I wouldnt faint. . . .
Just make sure you state the rewards immediately aftter the chores. . . .
that way, I will be seriously motivated even if I wannna quit.

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=206035.msg3224566#msg3224566 date=1229297849]lmao!! dude, you're crazy!!
Lol, you can't drown while am around, trust me

Nada

hehehe, say na shoe he dey cry about. He best not try and mess up my mood, na coconut I got take mess I'm up
hmm, oh, I don't know [/quote]Have you forgotten you told me you can't swim too?. . .
or could the act keep us afloat. . ?
You know man must not die during such act.
Well, I'm takiing you up on your word. Why am I trusting you on everything 2nite


Him head go just break. . , . .
He should know that a woman denied. . . . .is a dangerous woman.

@ Topic

Well, yes. . .because most serious internet relationship will end up being physical.

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=202091.msg3224532#msg3224532 date=1229297102]Who said there's no reward ? [/quote]Owww. . .okay. . .are there some more domestic chores I could do to earn some more rewards. . . ?

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=204980.msg3224528#msg3224528 date=1229297035]lmao!!! My mom can't stand any cloth red. Unfortunately, red/black together used to be my fav. She's scold me for wearing it. She's like "it's evil" hehehehe

You two are not serious.

Na, I odn't know the kelegbe game [/quote]How come you don't know "kele gbe" game. . . .every greedy child plays it!

You still crazy about red and black?
I love black though. . .I wear black suit moday through thursday. . .office dress sense though.

hehehe, you're not serious
Seriously, am clueless when it comes to romance. and I like it that way
Why do you like jacc. so much?

hehehe, omo, even if Bush opens the door, I owuldn't take my eyes off of you

You should know why I love Jacc. by now . . . .
You know I can't swim . .and am sure I cant get drown in a jacc.
I will stick with believing you know nada about romance. . .but dont shock me ooo (jabo mi)

Even if Bush opens the door. . .I will throw shoes at him like they did to him at Baghdad today.

awww, thanks
I take that as a compliment

Does that mean you confirnming the phlegmatic side?

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=202091.msg3224463#msg3224463 date=1229295764]Ok, do you know how hot it is when men wash the dishes? I love watching their muscles ripple when they move the sponge around the plate.
Or when he gets the broom and sweeps the floor. oh myyyyyyyyyy!!
The best part is watching him do the laundry [/quote]That is still Seduction jor!
Well, if you are to watch my muscles built while i do the dishes and sweep the floor. . . .
then you must just go set yourself for devouring inside the . . .
Cant just do all the hard-work without you rewarding me accordingly.

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=204980.msg3224443#msg3224443 date=1229295517]omgggggggg!!! You sure we weren't living in same area? I love to turn the tire. But I suckedddd at it!!
Once I tried turning it with a stick, it falls down
hehhe, did they play the "agbalumo gbalu mo so ke, gbalumo" game?
I loved the game with the square boxes drawn on the floor, so where ever the stone lands we had to jump there.

You rem. wara? Loveeed it![/quote]I cant remember that agbalumo game ooo. . .but I keep thinking I do know it.

I use to love wara . . . .until I had it in a dream around 10 years. . . .
and I made up my mind never to touch it anymore. . and I never did.
Whenever I make up my mind about something, it will only take Christ sake to change it. . . .

Just like wearing red too. . .I just made up my mind not to wear red again and I stoped. . .
The only red clothing item I have is a denim red belt.

Do you know. . ."kele gbe". . .a longer throat game that makes you take over someone else's food when you point a broken broom strand (usually kept in the hair) and the person cant produce his/hers?. . . . .
My eldest sister was the master of that game. . .she will always "gbe" our meats. . . .untill my dad banned the game.
It got so bad that we all use to sleep with the broom strands!

Trust me, you wouldn't even notice the fresh breeze
romantic? I wouldn't know, am clueless when it comes to that department

Jacc.? I odn't bubble soup in my food jor. Think about the hazarrdddddd!! Chemical poisoning is not romantic o

That's true ooo, I wouldnt even notice the cold breeze. . . .untill "ti ara wa ba wale". .
You have a PhD in romanticology jor. . .
Nada will get into our meal jor. . . a little table will be by the jacc where the food will be set. . .
we will just seated in the jacc. . . .

Bet you wouldnt even mind nuclear weapon in your meal in such ambiance and cossy environment. . .

It's more fun if you observe me and tell me

But I'd like to say I have the characteristics of all four personalities

Am doing that already.
Just that you brought out a trait that could suggest phlegmatism.

Oya tell me in black and white now. . . .
am getting too excited. . . .

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=204980.msg3224375#msg3224375 date=1229294492]lmao!! Yeppp!!
But the boy gets on my nerves. I odn't even know where he is now. . . .funny boy!

You know, funnything you mentioned the pata. Me and my cousins used to run around naked (in pata) when we were little kids. Loved it!! Good ol days [/quote]Lol. . . . . .

If there's one thing I didnt do as a kid that I miss so much . . . .
it's the inability to "yi tyre". . . .I couldnt even get a tyre to roll around. . .
I could hardly play with my sisters. . .cos they are always playing "suwe" or ten-ten. . .
and I detest those two games.

Lol!! I think DeepZone will kill me before I become the first lady of her state.
Has she ever ran after you with a bat? mehn, scary!!!!!!

Forget Deepzone. . .amma gonnna give her Commissioner for Women Affairs and Social development. . .
but she pays me 35% of whatever she embezzles.

Omo, even the kitchen and bathrom seems lighter. Took off the old items and put new ones. Am a "new" item freak. get tired of things quick, needs to change them

hmmmm, the only place am serving you is the balcony!! Just imagine the scene

What's your tempermental shade?. . . .Melancholy, Sanguine, Choleric or flegmatic?

Cold will kill us now. . .
I will only have diner with you at the balcony during summer and at night when the starts are up. . .
sounds romantic huh?

The diner for now could be in the Jacc. . . . . .

No. . .but the act of trying to make a party feel a special kind of sensational feeling that could eventually lead to procreation. . . . . .

Getttit?

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=204980.msg3224359#msg3224359 date=1229294062]I was spoilt My mom sef did not even help.
She tried But I still got all I wanted. But after a while she thought me that I can't always get what I want
And I thank God she taught me that

Another one:
Lol, when I used to live with my grandma in the village, there was the little boy that was always pestering me.
Everytime my grandma cooks iyan or amala, he'll come and steal my food away. The whole village (small one) used to call him my husband. I even forgot the phrase o.
One day I got so sick of it. I knew he was coming, so I pretended to be eating.
Saw him running to my food, got up and ran towards him
You should have seen the race he picked running the opposite direction. I ran after this boy like crazyyyyyyyy!!! hehehehe.
But like the rest of the men nowadays, he never gave up coming for my food, well until I left my village jare.[/quote]I guess the 2 of you were running after 1 another in ordinary "pata". . . .lol

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=206035.msg3224330#msg3224330 date=1229293603]hehehe, govenor ke? Goodluck.
[s]
Lol, I cleaned it recently. But this time, I cleaned it up to down. Threw so many stuff away and packed some for salvation army [/s]
I understand you o jare. You've got to know what you're shopping for, unless you go spend tire!!

Dinner ke? What comes with it?
You cleaning the dishes? [/quote]Yes ooo. Gomina lola ni mi now. Dont you wannna be a 1st lady of Osun State?. . . .
Don't worry, you will start Ebony Foundation. . .but am not sure what your foundation will cater for. . .lol. . .

I need to get rid of some stuffs too. . .most especially socks!
I cant walk around the house without socks. . .even when it's hot!

I dont mind doing the dishes. . . .
what counts is where am gonna be served diner. . .and . . . .

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=202091.msg3224301#msg3224301 date=1229293023]You're a joke

awww, oya, the recipe with the. . . .you know [/quote]There is no clue in your highlighted statement jor. . .
Does it start with "S" and end with " N" as usual?. . . .

Another similarity tomight. . .am counting it o o o o

I hate walking home. My grandma too use to carry some loads too then and she was about 86 years then. . .
I expected to be spoilt silly as a child, . . . .
but, trust me, I was not given room for that at all. . .except for my pops. . .
he still spoils me silly now sef, . . . .

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=206035.msg3224259#msg3224259 date=1229292396]I think it's time we leave na2day? alone

Eyah pkele, hope work wasn't too stressful sha. . . .mo moh wipe "ise" ma nle fun eyin naija men.
Hope you catch up

Mines was great, got the house cleaned. Feel so good now Shopping? Not yet. You want to come along? [/quote]Omo . . .am coping jare.
I wanna be Governor of my state later on. . .lol

Cleaned your house?. . . . .hmmmmm. (when did you clean it last ?. . .)
How i hate shopping. . .I only shop where I know exactly what I want. . . .
that way, I just walk straight to what i want instead of walking around like a lost child.

But since it's you I will go now. . .afterall, you will take me to dinner. . . .
and you know what comes with having my dinner outside my home. . .