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Guess we are still saying the same thing. . . ."Something went wrong"
With your submission, it proves that you have agreed that Women is laden with the burden of making sure it works when they are succesfull.

Let me ask you this; Do you believe that women are prone to drastic emotional, and socio-psycological change when their status change?

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=206035.msg3208698#msg3208698 date=1228963822]Can't disagree with you on this. . . .am still learning. And loves learning the good, the bad and the confusing occurrences in life
How can we ignore time when everything happens by the strokes of time? And what good has controlling one another done for man?


Lol! Now you're confusing me! What happens if those "events" aren't identified? And how does one make benefit of this identified time in order to use it as a pause, fast forward, and rewind? [/quote]You dont have to be confused.
These "events" comes in various forms. . . .fellow humans, environments, associations and the likes. You need to know that time does not exist. . . .for u too understand this concept, you need to see life as a platform without time,

You need to undrstand the basis before you know how to utilize it first.
Olodo. . . .you wannna be to forward.

NB; For every inventions of man, there is a natural existing origina.
i.e. airplane: bird
Ship/submarine: fish
this means that, for everything you see that is invented, like the pause and rewind. . .there is the natural version.
In Physics, guess there is something called quatum of time (am not sure)

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=205375.msg3208689#msg3208689 date=1228963300]I quite agree with the bolded True that
So what do you think of a man who feels threatened by his woman's success just because he can't measure up to her level/class, and the people she has "meetings" with.[/quote]For them to be together b4, it proves that the man was once "up to her level/class". . . and something just went wrong suddenly wrong. And I guess u know what is ?

Ebony, youve gat a lot to learn about hman existence.

See, the first thing a man must take conscious of is that "time" does not exist. It is a check designed by man to keep control of one another.

rewinds, pause and even fast forward comes to man as "events" which must be identified. When these "events" occurs, it cld be used as pause, or fast foward.

In as much as you drive home some good points, I must point out to you that, a normal man is designed to be in charge. Now if by circumstances, the woman has the opportunity to earn more than the man, and the woman does not take extra-concious efforts to be more humble than normal, the man is likely to feel "threatneed" and term as enemy of progress to the woman by pple and the woman.

A successfull woman should learn the extra responsibilities that comes with been successfull.

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=206035.msg3208653#msg3208653 date=1228961489]I'd love it if you expatiate on that. . .

How does one rewind time and how does time wait for one?[/quote]Am happy you asked politely and like a pupil ready to learn.

Firstly, you must understand that you don't stop time, nor rewind it. But human existence has been organized or programed in such away that humans are given rewinds and pause. These comes as what can be best described as "opportunities". And only few understands this concept.

If u understand that, let me know.

why do you think some are more blessed than others?

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=205375.msg3208647#msg3208647 date=1228961333]Not every men. . . . but those that do feel that they'd lose control and captain-ship of the head of the house, I guess [/quote]Remember, feeling is always triggered by an action witnessed or a reaction felt.
For a guy to act unsupportive to a successfull woman, something must have triggered it. . .and most times, the woman does by her actions.

I dont think time waits alone, I think it also rewinds too.
It's an ability for the discerning pal.

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=206035.msg3207851#msg3207851 date=1228945302]Sorry, no replay button in this life [/quote]There is a half dozen replay buttons . . . if we can have the pause, then replay is a sure bet.

CodeRED:
She is tanning on Macaroni beach on Mustique, Let me go summon her island ass


@topic
RAPE IS RAPE, sharrap, The law states even the guy was about to penetrate and the womas says "STOP" he should stop, Restraint is the key here,

Now, that law makes me just laugh. Everybody knows that when women says Stop in such situation, most of them means capital YES. Especially the hypocritiacal 9ja babes.

tope2000:
Buahahahahahahahahahahaha . . . . . . . . . I bet u even use tracking device on moi
But i still think if a man really loves you, he wont care regardless of how bad ur past was

Rofl . . . . . . the weight thing is a delicate issue i must admit

Please reverse the question and let the woman be the subject. Would care regardless of a man's past considering the fact that his past could jeopardize not only you but that of your children's future?

I detest Xmas trees.
It doesnt make sense to me.

It depends on what you define as demented.
To be honest, I think I had the best of childhood. . .it kind make me the brazen and smart boy I am now. Wouldnt swap it for a childhood without "activities"

As much as the truth is the best to tell, it must be seriously noted that NOT ALL CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH. most especially the female folks.

A times, if u can't tell lies, just tell the person you dont know or something.

I once to a friend (girl) the truth about her supposedly boyfriend who was hitting hard on another girl in my office. . and the friend thought i was lying. . .she couldnt believe i was saying the truth. That ended our friendship. . .but at the end, she got to know I was saying the truth. . .but our friendship was gone into the wind then.

@ 190.

Was your abode then a "face me I face u"

Another Story:

While I was around 7 or 8, we use to have one househelp called Raliatu. . .she was from Iseyin in Oyo state.
There was a day she was left at home with just me. She asked me to come sleep next to her and asked me to suck her bobby. . . .I kept doing that and whenever I wanted to stop, she will make sure I did not. To be honest, I wasnt enjoying it but I like the fact that I was causing her some "pain" (I thought it was pain considering the way she acts and sound when I was busy with her *****).

The day my mummy caught us was the day she left the house. And my mum made sure I took just 1 naira to school for 1 week as a punishment. (It was actually my sisters that caught us and reported to my mum)

@ OP
Lol.
Dont worry. . .God will provide your own partner for you jare. . the woman of your dream.

you no fine rach Beyounce jare.

@ Topic.

You , messed up yourself jare.
Simply because she was digging you and sent you a couple of txt messages, you too started flying text messages all around.  You should have at least, let her continue digging you for a couple of days before you eventually call her and not text.
Next time you have that kind of opportunity, simply let the girl digg you some more and consolidate on her lusting emotions . . .then you hit her hard.  

You might just not have lost this yet. . . .
give her some time (say 2 weeks)
then call her her and make sure you dont talk about her bf or her relationship. . .
but talk generally and make sure you are funny and get her attention.

Start all over.

@ David.

Am very very sure!
The story was years back.

You guys are yet to drop your true life stories here?. . .You can't just read mine and other honest posters without contributing ooo. . .you must all drop your stories (true life) by fire by force.

Sauron, J-girl, Chika, 190, Karma and Co. . .am waiting.

Another Story: The first girl I shagged was a "one-leg-up" girl. It happened during the holiday from school. I was back in Lagos from Ogun (School) like my other friends, and a friend called "Paper" that attends Command Sec. Sch., Ipaja came to my house and told me about a trip and some other boys were embarking on the following day. As soon as he told me the boys involved, I subscribed immediately to the trip. He made me contribute 50 naira and made me promise not to tell my sisters before and after the trip.

The faithfull day, we went to the "one-leg-up" joint called 'Obalagbe'. . meaning; the farmer is the king. Getting there, i saw ladies and most of them were fair-skinned and in their mid 20s. My friends ordered beer and i ordered too (I have been drinking beer with my pops since prmary school ) Then we started picking the girls we liked. . .before i could make my pick, the stupid boys already picked the better ones, I was left with those with big tummies .

After the pick, Paper handed us money (guess it was 30 naira) each and it was agreed that the first to come out of the rooms of the "one-leg-up" girls will buy "Go-Go" (a kind of candy in naija back then). We all went for the show.

I knew i got ontop of the girl, and she guided me . . . .her stomach was big and she didnt allow me touch her bobbies . . . .I came out second. . .and i had "Go-Go"

davidylan:
is this about "foolish" life experiences?

The initial post says "true life experiences that you find funny when you think about now".

@ Sauron.

Share you experience!. . . .and not just commentaries.

I remember setting pins on people's chair back in primary school and a day i peeped at my Primary 2 teacher's under wear (Mrs Ilesanmi). . . I use to sit right infront of the class then because I was short then. And the teacher never help my pathetic life then by always sitting awkwardly!

I was caught and flooged. . .when other teachers walked in. . .she couldnt say what i did wrong and me to pretended as if I didnt know what I did.

190:
I just tire o, silly boy calm down
ur blood too dey hot, i nor get anybdy 4 niger o
i only knw that u live above the niger bridge thats all
ebonyi-silk nor vex u deserve miss world or miss universe or miss universal
thats all

Silly boy i hope say ur mama don giv u ur cough syrup
mak sure u take ur drugs before goin 2 bed ok
I love brother

Hmmmm. . . .I rest my case with you finally.
your "law law" do say I get too much energy.

tope2000:
Lol . . . . . . .  


@Topic
I was around age of 11-12 , my mum sent me on an errand, I remember when i got to the place there was this particular song on the radio, it was an ADEWALE AYUBA song. In that song there was something about 'keya lo ra condom' [Go and buy condom].lol
i was so curious to find out what the word condom meant, so i quickly dashed home just to ask my mum. So when i got home that was the first thing i asked ' mum what is a condom' she looked at me and Slap me instead and asking me where i heard it from and i told her and she told it was a bad word and i should never say it again.lol

I know that song Tope. . .
this reminds me of one his songs too (Bonsue Fuji). . . .I dreamed of dancing Bonsue fuji with one of neighbors daughter at xmas parties . . .
That girl was pretty and some "agbaya" around the area wouldn't give young boys like me a chance!  

190:
ha ha ha, i don provoke silly boy ha ha ha
and Current miss Nigeria Ebony-Silk abeg i jst dey play wit you to o,
make una nor vex bt seriously that is the comprehensiv list submited by Oluwaseun Osewa
if ur name dey, be happy
if not try next year
i forget to add, my new lawlaw is now Ebony-Silk and my brother who swam the niger waters
is silly boy, goodnite all my lappy battery don flat

You really need to go sleep. That stuff u took will definately warrant some sleep. And I wish you numerous Nightmares!. . . Amugbo osi.
Who be your brother. . . .since you play and fantasize about river Niger, bet you brother dey inside water.

190:
tope hw fa i wan yan wit u
how e dey be, wots ur email
or cud u mail me ur # privately
i don't want sillyboy and mrcrackles 2 get it
TOPE2000 Is now my NEW LAWLAW no longer ebonyi-silk

Were!. . . .you are just getting to the point.
Oni bara e nbole bo.

ikamefa:
aight this happened when i was growing in Lagos, i used to love AKARA! (bean balls) if my mum does not make it at home, i must go out and buy it from the local sellers, soon it became an addiction " " especially the ones made with palm oil hahhaa!
if my mum sends me on an errand, and i bring home her change,30 mins later her change will just disappear from her night stand, ika6 has gone to buy akara , my trick then was to buy and finish eating it before coming home.

the day she weaned me off my akara addiction was the day she caught me eating it outside, with a big bottle of orobo pepsi " "
i got the greatest beating of my life that day there and then! " "
till today when i see akara i remember my mum!

It's called "akara elepo". . . lol. . . .

190:
ehhen silly boy na u i dey find since sef, how far na
nor b u open ur mouth that day talk say u Jump enta Niger river
bt say u nor die, that aside i saw u get caught in a fishin net 2day
too while i was drivin my X-5 on the Niger bridge,
@ Ebony-Silk
u dey vex because i nor call u my lawlaw

Se bobo yi gbadun sha?
Me jump enter river?. . .if na curse, na u go jump enter ocean!
River Niger ko , Lake Benue ni.
Seriously, you are exhibiting symptoms of excessive cheap drugs oo

190:
u can rate silly boy amongst worst posters, his name is not even among seun's list sef same wit u ~Sauron~
but as for me 190(Osina Nwata Buru Ogalanya 1 of Nairaland,Osina afo nne ya lebe romace poster 1 of Nairaland)
and my lawlaw(abi nor be so the spellin be for igbo language) which is Ibkaye.
we carry 1st for both males and female category respectively

funny tin is I'm not even IGBO sef, yet i don use Igbo language scatter
nland finish, where igwe_1, i hear say e fall from mango tree 2day
silly boy went finish too and got caught in a fishin net in the niger
i see am 2day sef too, tope2000 went to retouch her hair and came back with african queen
and Okija juju shirne don catch fire this dry season and u barr ola u are the 2nd worstest chei see english after TONDO hair of the dog 2008

What is this "Amugbo" talking about , . . ."Sillyboy went fishing"?
Guy, "Eja" no good for your blood!

Am just wondering if it's only myself and mrghost that has got true life experience to share?
Perhaps you guys don't wannna be sports.

Learnt they've gat high rate of VDs and STDs too.

As much as splotchy as I could be, they are not even in my imaginary schedule.

Zimbabwe wey dem they use 5,000,000,000.00 Zimbabwean dollar buy 30 naira worth of bread!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=204895.msg3194630#msg3194630 date=1228690752]The Best Posters:

Whatever90
Sistawoman
Tope2000
Tgirl4real
Ibkaye.

The Worst Posters:

Sillyboy
Sillyboy
Sillyboy
Doyin13
Sillyboy.[/quote]You are simply "gbadunless"