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@ Tope and Surf mi atata

If no be say them don do that Vic Sec. stuff, I for say make we go togeda naw . . .but no yawa now. . . .I go tell them make dem do special one for my atata (Smurf). . . Tope can come along

Atata mi gat to get some of those stuffs to scatter my head at night. . . .infact, my   should be going to the gym now for my atata

Smurf mi atata, . . . you dont have to break ur neck about impressing iya Silly, the fastest way to iya Silly's heart his through her son Silly. So you just win me and you can take it to the bank that Iya Silly is gamed

Kemi kemooo. . . . .aya Sillllllyyyyy. . . . .ori lo ma pa orun. . . orun lo ma pa ori

Am yanking my mail addy off now ooo. . . .dont want all those wey dey shine eyes like this . . get am.

@ Tope .

Dem say u be love-vendor? . . . . .even gan if u be 1, I still pitch my tent with u.

@ Tope

. . . No yawa naw. . . . " I will feel me so tey u go dey fed up"

@ Smurf mi atata.

Infact, my pastor told me at the begining of the year that am gonna meet my future 1st lady. . . I neer knew it was you until recently. Shey be pple dey shout Barrack and Michelle now, in a few years . . .na Silly and Smurf. . .white houst startight.

Iya Silly neer call you?. . . . she was to call you to gie you her pet name for you now.

I never see that tatt oo

@Bigbollo.

I hope you know what's good for you sha . . . I dont joke with my woman oooo. I go just se pe ijesa fun e ni!

Tope.

First Class cabin for you ! and all xpenses on my recession-proof pocket.

Smurf mi atata. . . . . .did I tell you aint just pretty head. . . .but smart brains too. can I yank the stuff off my now?. . . don't want no hate mails from nobady.

Please make the reservations for Tope and all Nairalanders wishing us well . . . . let me just have the bill.

Just pick out the aso ebi. . .you know my fav color is blue sha, . . . .I will tell iya Silly to get prepared.

Smurf mi atata, you bet am waiting for it, guess it's gonna be my screen saver henceforth

my mail is gonna be up for just 10mins in my profile . . . . just for u (the only mosquito in my net)

Shey na spring wedding you want?

Tope.

Yes ooo. Do you still want the ticket?

Tope.

Were you thinking I was kidding?. . . . wait till u see d wedding pix. . . lol

Moreover, I want Chamo to know that he cant win a bea all the way from London. . . that's as good as sayin we no get game for here now

Guessing I could see via mail, . . . .that shld keep my throat wet till your boat arrive Jersey shores

Mind if I see baby?

Now, my day is complete

Let me tell you a secret, [s]am engraving ur name on a brand new Mustang[/s]

What you wanna do with a midget my dear?. . . . am no midget!. . . u dont have to worry

am gud jare Smurf mi atata. Trust me, I have bn by you like a shodow though you aint seeing me. Hope you've not been paying attention to Chamo. Miss me ?

@ Topic.

I think girls shouldnt go for a man too tall and too chiselled.

@ Smurf.

Lesbo . . . . . na wah ooo

@ upstairs.

Ba woni atata mi

where is Morenike?

I want to ask you a question. . . .please show yourself.

If am gonna kill you, I intend to do that by love . . and satisfying you.

From where i come from, they bath babies with a special "agbo" (concontion) that makes the men strong and d going all day even in their 90's. . . . .you can call my village chief to confirm Smurf mi atata

Insurance cover you in bed and in shopping malls

Morenike. . . . . and who told you that married women cannot be seduced?. . .

Well, am not proing anything for free. . . .pay me and I will post some of my old school styles.

Am not just ready , . . . .am set and ready to go!

Did I tell tell you that I've gat a great body too?. . . well, didn't wanna sound proud you know? and my genes are just like superman's

For my village, na man dey cook, wash, sweep, do dishs and laundry

Na mouth una get.

Then prove my post wrong, olodo.

Would you want me to seduce you to prove you are wrong? . . .guess you are setting a trap. . . .  lol. . . and am not baiting!

Ikun nje ogede, but ikun o mo pe oun to dun ni n pani something like that sha

Chamo don turn to babalawo. . . lol. . .incantations cant help you bro

Hmmmm. . . . well,If you start to kiss me softly and wetly . . . . .  I guess we will keep visiting the hospital for ante-natal care every 9 months

Whose that calling your phone? . . . could it be Chamo?. . . .oh. . . please let the machine answer him. . . lol

Na lie. . . .9ja men can seduce and even do the "koko"

I think your question should be "Why are most 9ja women rigid to seduction"

You mean the card mandates?. . . well, that's just instructions to my bankers that u are now a signatory to all my accounts so you can cash anytime without my knowledge.

If you continue to kiss me like this, I guess I wouldnt wanna eat any more ooo. The kisses just fill me up you know . . . infact I dont think am gonna be hungry for the next two days.

Didn't know you are back. . . .was just telling them about your secret book and my mandate changes

You should all "bone" my lines. . . . let Smurf mi atata come back and she will confirm that the lines dey knock her off, . . . . . okay, you wanna know where she's gone?. . .*whispering*. . . she's jotting about me in her secret ook just like I will be putting her name on my cards' mandate

Morenike. . . . forget the lines am usig for Smurf mi atata ooo. . . am starting from old school. . .by the time I get to cotemporary like this. . .u sf go bow

J-girl. . . . .I know you are happy for me and Smurf mi atata abi

Which Tope?. . . . . the same Tope?. . . . haba Morenike. . . .stop this your false accusation now.

Dont you know w are even considering Tope to be my Smurf's Bride's maid?

Smurf mi . . . d only mosquito in my net. . . . I know already. . . can't you get a flight to Liberty Airpot tonight. . . Seems I can't wait longer ooo . . . that "thing" is sending notice to my brain from between the two legs

That's true jare. . . I don't have to prove myself to anybody since you that matters trust moi

For that trust you have in me, just name anything. . . and I will give you . . . Including my cards

Don't be scared of my name ooo. . . .only you can just imagine it's "sexyboi"

Brash.

Chamotex ur own don finish!

Ehen. . .  

Smurf mi atata. . . when you call me dear. . . you just keep knocking my senses off

What can I say about your compliments for me except that a real beautiful woman like you deserve no less man. Moreover, I gat no skeleton in my wardrobe . . . don't mind Morenike. . . my pastor just told me now that she's only jealous. Smurf Iwo ni temi. . emi ni tie. . even after life

@ Morenike.

Not posting it means your accusation is false.

shey u no think say e fit be ganja ?

Smurf. . .ololufe mi atata,. . o ti ri nkan nkan. . infact, when am through with you. . you will curse the days you were with Chamo.

Moreover, you dont need to thank me. . . everything i have now. . my acc., my certs. and ofcos , my "konko below", . . na you get am.

Concerning the twins. . . . hmmm, well shey you know say to get twins. . we gat to sise dada lale

Morenike.

Why are you laying false accusations? How much did Chamo give you?. . . I'll double it. Oya, post where I said that here.

I am so confident say na only Smurf.

Smurf mi toto. . . .ma da awon elegan loun ooo

@ Morenike.

What wife are you talking about  ?. . . . na wao ooChamo don bribe you abi

Thank God say My "only sugar". . Smurf know say Na she only. . . .because she don put me through the test. Do you think smurf will go for another polygamist after her experience with Chamo?

@ Tope.

You are so loyal you shouldn't be loyal to Chamo.