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Say that in a romantic way and you'll probably make her wet.

Oga ooo . . . . I love you la san a de je ki o ma da omi labe . . . .Se ko nse wipe nse loun to sara?

@ Posita.

Da mi loun now Se o fe fe eni to kuru ni?

@bigboislim.

Fun mi lowo. . . o nidi lati gbadura fun mi. Owo yen naa to fun adura.

@Karma.

Ayamatanga ke . . . . emi la san lo ba mi ro ooo. Oti e da si topiki yi. Ki lo ri si awon okunrin kukute? Se o ti fe ikan ri. . . to ba ti fe ikan ri, ba woni esipirensi re?

@ J girl.[

quote]Please tell them! I don't know how they think romance is definitely going to lead to sex. A virgin couple can be romantic for crying out loud. [quote][/quote]Kini vajin kopulu nse pelu romanci? Ki won to mo nko to nsele. , . .ikan ninu wan ti fi misitaki fi nkan si nkan!

@ A 40.

Mo le fun e ni pikiso J girl to ba le funmi ni 1 million dolasi ni kiakia. . . abi 1 million poun nitori o da bi wipe Londonu lo wa.

O wu emi naa ki nsitopi e. Sugbon okan mi ma so wipe ki nma se, sugbon kini buruku miyen sha ma ma gbori soke wipe ki nshe ki nse ni

Se o wa mo nkan ti mo like ni pa iwa rere mi yi?. . . ohun ni wipe, iwa no lo ma je kin mo ti nba ti ri eni ti mo feran tooto. Ojo ti nba ti wu wa naa nitori omo kan, ojo na ni ife ti mu mi ni ewon.

@ Karma.

Awon aiye o tele emi ooo Aiye o ki nse eyan ni Amerika, ibon lo ma se eyan tabi obe. Awon emi lo dari mi ki nma so yoruba. Abi o fe je ki fun awon emi naa ni adiresi e ni NY ni? won le wa iwo na wa le ooo.

@LoveAlways.

Ta lo ba e tu mo nkan ti mo so? So fun e ni yen pe ko tu mo ibeere ti mo bere lowo re fun e naa.

why not sleep with her, instead of outside

Ooto lo so, sugbon ti mo ba basun gan. . . iyen oti so pe ki ma ba elomi sun ti nbati so ironu mi nu again ni. Emi fun ra mi mo wipe until ti mo ba mari gaaangan ni mo to le fi awon iwa rere owo mi ti awon eniyan ma npe ni iwa buruku nu.

iwo ni ti Yoruba. akata ni LoveAlways o

Haaaaa! oma se ooo. . . .emi o mo pe akata ni loveAlways ooo. Se wa ba mi tiransilati re fun?

Awon emi lo ni ki nma so geesi lale yi

@ Karma.

Mi o gbudo ri e loru eni oooo! mo ma fi ejo sun iya mi noo. . . to ba de mo, Mountain of Fire ni iya Silli ma nlo ooo. Inu mi tie dun wipe oti dari ji mi.

Sugbon lori topiki yi, nkan ti mo so le buru, sugbon otito nkan ti mo le se ni mo so.

@ Shaz.

Mi o ti e tete mo pe iwo ni. Infakti mo nbinu sie gan ni. Well, awon oro kan wa ti a le so ni geesi. Ki lo de ti o dahun si ibere oludasile tiredi yi. Abi kukute ni oko iwo naa ni?

@ Sauron.

Se o gbo ede ti mo nso ni?. . . . ha oma se oooo.

@ LoveAlways.

Mo gbe idi fun nitori wipe iwo so toto wi pe o ti fe kukute ri. Sugbon mo ni ibeere kan fun iwo naa: Se ooto ni wipe awon kukute okunri ma nni nkan to tobi gan? . . . ma binu ti ibeere yen ba ju enu mi lo ooo, mo kan fe mo ni

@ inbox.

Emi na ti beere ibeere yen lowo re ko iti da mi loun.

@ Shaz.

Ki lo wa out of oda ninu nka ti mo so?. . . oga oo

@ Oni tiredi.

Mo understandi pridikamenti e, sugbon ma wori rara. . . Oluwa loluso agutan re. Emi ko le fun eniyan ni imoran lai be ere idahun. So, ibeere mi si o ni wi pe: Se o ti ba ikan kan ninu wan sun ri? Ti o ba iti ba won sun, koko lo ba won sun . . . o da mi loju wipe wa mo nkan to ye to se afta to ba ti ba wan sun tan

Nigbeyin, ma je ki obirin kan kan tan e wipe ko si purobulemu ti o ba lowo fun igbeyawo ooo. Ha!. . .nkan ti awon agbalagba ma npe ni ete obinrin ni yen ooo. To ba ti fe wan sile tan lo mama pe e ni "oloriburuku"

Da mi loun ibeere mi.

Odabo.

Mo ti ri topiki yi to 1million times lori nairaland.

Ibere kan soso ni mo ma bere lowo eni to da thread yi sile, ibere mi si ni wipe:

Se oko re kuru ju e lo ni?. . . mo fe je ko mo pe awon okunrin kukuru lo ma ni kini to tobi julo oo

Ro dada ooo. . . nitori wipe, iro ni awon obinrin Nairaland ma pa fun e oooo. Won ma nipe awon ko le fe okunrin to kuru, sugbon ti iwo bari oko won. . . . ha!. . kukute ni oko most of them oooo.

Odabo ooo.

@ Sisi.

Thanks. My head keeps telling me it was wrong

@ Post.

Sex cannot indicate who is more jealous. It's just an individual thing. . . or should I say personality thing.

I dont think am even jealous at all, guess i out-grown it

Is that sentence correct?

@ Karma.

Hey am sorry for the naughty things i said to you yesterday. . . . . am not being silly here, I really shouldnt have said those stuffs to you.

I don apologise now ooo, no chase me with "kondo" again in my dreams tonight.

@ Topic.

I wouldn't even think about it before I AGREE. I will even ask him to add $100 more to get a bonanza of 1 extra night.

@ Sistowoman.

I wouldn't like nobody to sleep with my wife. But if such happen, am I gonna kill myself? No man should make a bet on that. . . . .Na God fit help us all.

@ DavidD.

There is no "very" in my name, it's just Sillyboy

Well, I need to be honest here. He's not sure he wanna do it, it's just me that has been encouraging him. Guess that makes me foolish?. . . . . . well, that's the best advise that came to me instantly when he told me. Guess I will have to call him back to tell him not to do it . . . . since Debosky don say am foolish.

But seriously, that chick is HHHOOOTTT!!. . . She married a little too early.

Well, I checked the lady's profile out on Facebook and she's damn pretty. I know am silly it's just that am not sure I would let it pass me by. I don't think I have enough discipline when it comes to pretty women. Moreover, since we don't live in the same country and she will be flying back after satisfying her urge, I sure will feel so much un-bothered.

As a matter of fact, then don "fire" themselves via chat and internet finish!

He told me that she told him that the hubby use to beat her and all that rubbish. The two dated for almost 2 years in the uni and lived together then. I was told she's hell bent on comming here next month

I just need to share this and please don't think am up to one of my mischief. This is a very true story that makes people lose respect in relationship and marriage.

A friend just called me up now and told me that his long time ago friend back in school wants to lay him by all means. This long time ago friend is married to another man for over 4 years. She stays in Europe and she's ready to fly to US next month just to sleep with this guy.

I was made to understand that she keeps telling him she's wet by just talking to him and speaking to him on phone.

Now, If the hubby realises what the supposed wife intentions are, how would you expect the man to respect his marriage anymore?

Well, my advise to my friend is: He should oblige her. He should even start to dey "bo pata" e from the airport.

Like I said, This is very true. The married woman fit read this sef, and am sure my friend will abuse my mama when he sees his story here later on.

This movie ended on a sour note.    
Once again, Jesus Wept.

Havent you noticed that True life story based movies always end on a not too happy ending? But the James Bond fiction and the likes always end up with the actor killing the boss

Karma doesnt like to be told the truth, simple. She's a "James bond woman"

You guys seems not to get it. I really dont see that as "fronting"

Let me put it straight and simple. Before i enter any girl "project" I must have sub-consciously identified if she could be for keep and if she cant. For those that am sure I just wanna run-over, I will do whatever it takes to lay them and if the "shagging" happens on the first date, I will simply sing halleluyah.

But for a girl I was thinking it could lead to something meaningful, and I find myself sleeping with her on the very first date, whatever hope I have for keeping her will evaporate. I prefer a girl I have identified as a potential wife to give me hard time winning her heart and utimately getting her laid. To me, it simply means she can handle my excesses and tolerate my silliness.

I must confess that I will definately be looking for other chicks to "shag" while she's denying me but I will respect her by not letting her know.

Pheeewwww! Damn. . . you guys made me write all these?

Chai! See me see trouble oooo.

In other words a woman isnt allowed to WANT to have sex as long as she's in a relationship with you.

A woman can want sex and I will always be ready to give her by God's grace so far my thing still dey work. And remember, I do have relationships and there is sex. Am just saying perhaps thats why i dont have a serious one.

In other words something like 8 months into the relationship, she makes a pass and she's sudden an easy lay?

Capital No. If she can deny me sex for 8 months, I guess I will be quite convinced to marry her. And she must have had total control of my excesses for her to deny my that for such a long time. I hope u understand me now karma.

Ah, so that was chasing you did on the other thread with iyeayo?

Mehn, you guys need to define chasing for us o. No wonder you people claim we do too much shakara

I no chase Iyeayo! She be my towm girl. . . . . abi Iyeayo, I chase you?

Dude, that was a general statement. Never specifically said YOU said such. Calm down

and why can't you be precise? How long is long enough?

I cant be precise,simple. The longer the berra for me(Please that is for a lady i could end up marrying ooo). But if just a lady I knw it will never happen between us, and I just wanna check out what she's all about, . . . .i will do anything to make her lay me quickly. And if am not successfull, I will "fashy" her side.

I just wanna chase my wife for long.  

yet the same guys will complain that Naija girls "front too much" and Jamos are better because they are easy etc

Anyway How long of a run around is enough to qualify as NOT an easy lay?

I have never complained about 9ja girls "fronting" and never made comparison with other nationality. for me a woman is a woman.

Talking about the duration, sorry I can be precise. I would just want her to deny me as long as she could. The longer she denies the better her chances to put me on check and control my silly head when we finally get married.

@ Poster.

I have a friend called Skylo. Are you short?

Karma, if ur question is directd to me. . . .I know its a big deal because I don't like easy lay as a wife. I love my future wife to stress me like hell before I fit see her "pata" where she dey keep am talkless of getting her laid.

Perhaps thats why I find it difficult to have a serious relationship. somehow, girls that comes around me get laid easily.

ehen. . . . so the message no love message reach abi? I will compose a very hot sexy love message now and send am straight. But e go reach that kain next world cup time before I finsh compose am ooo. ?Just hang on

@ Topic.

It's no big deal if I am positive nothing good will turn up between the 2 of us. But it's a big deal if i was thinking we could be a hit before we fire.