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@ Tope and Toyo.

I think most ladies when faced with relationship challenges that involves their man. . . .  prefer talking to their moma instead of their pals. I really dont blame them for that you know?

My sister was once was told by her friend to scream at her hubby while the same friend was a muppet to her hubby. The worst case scenario though is when a woman runs to her pastor telling him about her man.

@ Topic.

I once worked a girl's tits (not under-aged ooo!) and the tits gat hairs around it. . . .men! the hairs keeps getting into my mouth and I hated it. . . . Just managed finishing the project that day, but never visited the site again talkless of re-evaluating

I DON'T LIKE HAIR ON ANY PART OF A WOMAN EXCEPT THE HEAD

Buahahahahahahahaha
Then don't marry mummy's girl

Most of you girls now-a-days are mum'girl . . . . and it's really disturbing. . . am serious. When it comes to girls and their mums now-a-days, a times I wish I was born in the 50's and not 80's

@ Tondo

¿Usted le ha comenzado fijaciones estúpidas otra vez ¡eh!? Yo agradecía a Dios por su vida cuando vi un poste bueno suyo antes.

Usted mejor para esta tontería, más esto será la parte de usted para la vida.

@ Topic

I just want a peace of mind and home and a woman that can ensure that will definately get a medal. Another medal for an understanding woman who will take me with all my short-comings and forgive me when I over-step the boundaries without telling her mum first.

Definately, there is a medal for a woman who will give me good fcuks all the days of my life

Whaooo. . . almost forgot, there's a medal for fearing God.

Though, I have never had an online relationship. . . . but I think there's absolutely nothing wrong with it as long as the two persons involved are honest and down to earth as much as possible.

Exchange of pictures and videos from time to time is necessary and phone conversation is a must. Somehow . . . I can tell a lot about a person by listening to 'em.

Bottom line. . . . HONESTY.

See una sef?. . . . .you cant even answer what I asked you guys. It goes a long way to prove that my point is hidden in your answers.

Goodnight Nike.

Seduction and money+ material things don't go together. I thought seduction is a prelude to sexual intercourse/making out(whatever you want to call it )??

This Chika guy. . . .why cant you be just honest!. . . . .dont you know that "seduction is a chain of events that makes you convince someone to share your intentions"

Before you get a girl to ur bed, wouldnt you have put in some materials to get her attention. . . even, if its the way you smell.

Let me ask you this too to prove a point: How do you seduce your women?

@ Nike.

Commot there!. . . . you wey u don dey seduced wella. . . . .just tell me wetin i want make i prove my point!

You don't need to know about that.

Question is, how do you seduce your woman?

I need your answers to prove a point. You be woman now and apparently you've been seduce before . . . just tell me and let me prove my point!

Like w/e

Werrin do your face?. . . na lie I lie. . . abi u no sabi Yoruba again?

I will never pay for sex!. . . . the last time I did that was in my first year at the uni in 9ja! If possible, I shld be getting paid now!. . . . I have paid my dues.

Take it or leave it, There is no seduction without money.

Let me ask you this. . . . how would you like to be seduced?

that "olori oko" could be what the song is talking about. . . . and it could be head of d*cks!

@ Morenike.

I dont think i generalize about my submissions. But, how about if I tell you that. . . .ladies with class only needs more money with class? Common pal, no romance will work without sustainable finances.

It will even be stupid on a guy's part to try seduce a woman without money in his pocket. . . . .how's he gonna do it?!. . . .he's gonna look stupid.

God bless you jaburata Tope and may He deliver you from shoes addiction!

@ Chika. . . . .
If u see unilag girls, u no go pursue am? . . .perhaps, unilag girls no berra pass any other uni girls for 9ja ni?

Stop picking up hookers by the side walk

The earlier you face the reality the berra for all of us. Money is a universal way of seducing a woman from any where in the world. , . . . it's just rather unfortunate that 9ja women are much more seduced by it.

Hookers or no hookers, money sduce women. . . . while i was at Uni in 9ja. . .I heard a story of some girls that were seduced with money and were made to get down with a man in a wheel chair that is retartded in turn.

Hookers no be women?

Sauron. . . .than jeez. . . .i was begining to think am the only one that think that way.

The bow leg gives room for enuf activities around the waist. Another thing is that the legs goes around you naturally!

I need to ask the guys this . . . . please what do think about a babe with a bow leg?

The only sure way to seduce a woman. . .either old or young is just money.

Server. you right. Guys shouldnt just bother their head about how to seduce a woman, just let them know u've gat quids and the next thing is to go wait for them in your bedroom. . . . .seduction finished!

If I can read well, your signature says "olori oko"

@ Morenike.

I no be gay now

See, we should all let God's will be done in our lives. Even if it means you bn with a short fat green teeth guy. That way, we will all fufill our destiny.

@ Tope.

I still dey vex with you ooooo. That shoe for ur profile na wa

@ Stillwarra.
I learnt K-leg guys are good in bed. . . .the leg structure gives them positional advantage when doing you- know- what

Infact, ask Tope. . . .she go confirm the model of a guy. Karma go chop my head off if she know say u want mak I love-vendor am. Moreover, this guy wouldnt cost you so much oooo

So u fit stand short, fat, green teeth guys? . . . . thats is the spirit pal. . . .and may them come your way!

Debo, you need help. Leave my chest alone, thanks.

Werrin do you chest?

Reminds me of something I heard on this one Spanish Soap Opera.
Seriously. . . . . this line is so tired and abused come up with something new.
If you met a girl who resembled the face of a Pitbull with a side order of jiggling arms and a muffin top. And don't forget the haven't been washed in two months hair on her head. You would be the first to shout wahala. Abeg re evaluate what impression you are trying to put on.
Inner beauty ko, outer beauty ni.

Well, no be say the person go wowo finally but she doesnt have to be a model type, . . . .thats what am trying to say. Some thing must attract you to her in the first place, but she doesnt have to be a drop dead beauty to get down with her.

Most women we say, tall, dark and handsome guys. . . .but how many of those guys do we have around?. . . .amd moreover, whose gonna end up with the short green teeth ones

@ Tope. . . , since Morenike likes them tall and handsome. . . . I will pass him to her

@Morenike. . . . .cant you cope with those types I described? , . . . .How about if they are loaded?

@ Tope.

O gbadun oooo. . . .now I believe you gals want "mills and Boom" guys.

@ Morenike.

O to ojo meta. . . .which one you like?. . . . .short, fat, green teeth. . . i sppse?

@ All.

I think a person's inside beauty matters more than the outside look sha. . . . sincerely.

@ Tope.

Check my profile quikly. . . . .am yanking it off in a jiffy

@ Stephen Pre-mature ejaculation.

You are just making a baseless accusation. You know what, I starting to think it's what you ca do. . . lse I wonder why you would think along that line at all.

@ Atata mi.

Please mind him not. Just do wharreva u gat to do and ignore him. Won fe tu wa ka ni. Am still busy with those stuffs.

@ Tope

Ok.

@ Tope. . . give me ur add. . . .and d details go dey there with pix. If no be say u be Atata mi bridesmaid. . . I for charge u ooo

@ Stephen

Something dey worry u seriously. . . . are you saying Smur and myself is same? . . . . common get a grip.

@ Atata mi.

tot u were gone. . . . well love to have u around though. Did u get my mail?

@ Stephen.

U no serious oooo. . . .what are u insuniating? We both get online at some point bro.   we just dey in loff.

Atata mi, . . .I gat ur back dear. . . run amd make sure u safe . . . .you can bet you gonna read from me sooner than you think. . . .be gud.

Tope.

Forget the distance, he's gonna get a private jet to come get u. Tall dark handsome boi just like in the movies

@ Tope.

I don get one guy. . . . .Fine correct bad-good ass guy!. . . .he is 6, 2 in height. . . .dark and very handsome. . . . u sppse know say Silly no dey roll with wowo boys. Let me tell u the best deal of this bargain. . . .that guy is heavy down below (know wharra mean?)

The k leg be say, he's in Houston. . . . .but thats no problem. I fit forwatd pix oooo. . . make u just see for urself. Hope Chamo and bigboi no go kill me finally sha

@ Atata mi.

Do you know you are too much?. . . . .I gat it baby and trust me, am not sleeping early today. Am still dreaming about the tatt though. . . and you know what?. . . that tatt with my driver's license is da bomb man!. . . the location makes me wanna go "smack smack"

@ StephenP.

Trust me am retarded now! . . . . who wouldnt be in my shoes?. . . .Atata mi is killing me softly.

@ Atata mi.

Infact, I dont wanna die of anything xcept of you loff . . .it's just "jollofing" me. You need to see something now. . . but u can't see it and i can't say it here. . .   them go ban me straight! but no yawa , everything is under control, but am not sure for how long am gonna control it  

Tope .

Am trimming my list now. . . . . but is there any1 u want on NL? . . . .most silly correct bois they here ooo. Ready to move?

Atata mi.

Those lips and teeth just knocked me off my seat. . . . wish u could see me now. . . .am on the floor! I think I cant wait for you to come around oooo. . . .guess i need to come get you!

@ Tope.

Wa sere omo. . . . .let me just check my dirctory of smart silly bois

@ Tope.

It was at Miami last week. . . .but they can do it for my atata right in my house. . . hope u aint gat phobia for Jersey. some guys they eye u here ooo. . . .u sure say u no go leave that bigboyslim abi werrin he call himself

@ Atata mi.

It should be warreva u say baby and it my command. Dont worry if them dey talk say na juju u dey use for me.