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Smurf dear. . . .dont worry about the Kitchen. . . .you will just have to move from the bed to the bathroom. Break fast, Lunch, dinner will be served in bed. . . and remember, with red wine

Am spoiling you silly. . . forget the iyan stuffs. Write this down, today is the first day of the most-cared-for-days. . . and happy times for you Your life will not be the same again

Smurf. I dont intend to let you fly back to DC sef. . . guess we need to send Tope a tickect to be by your side during the events. . . . and to look "hulalacious" for me at  night

Don't come with anything ooo. . . .you are getting brand new stuffs . . . my pocket knows no depression

Brash. . . . there's is no sweat here

Chamo. . . . a man should not be scared of tests. . . afterall, you just failed Smurf's

Smurf ayami atata. . . guess you were telling me about Vic. Sec. . . . just make sure all the expenses are on my tab. Am starting to think of ways that will make you forget anything that sounds like Chamo.

Where would you wanna go from NJ. . . . .Acapulco or Barbedos?

Mind you, while praying for Brash. . . please pray for safe journey on your way to NJ too

Chamo

I planning to "katapot" that 1 eye because of this ooo and I no Chamo is not for play but a prey

@ Bbeee.

You just wan make I curse you before you sleep tonight abi.

Smurf we should visit JARED or KAY's soon oooo since you coming to NJ soon and I promise to get new bed spreads too

Smurf. Don't worry. . .am right by your side am even behind you. Chamo can not bully you. . . just tell him youve gat Silly

Didnt you see my last post about me gerrin a tatt that says SMURF?

@ Chamo.

Werrin u no fit believe? . . . am in luv. . , berra beliv cos she gerrin preg soon.

Arabirin mi, ma da won loun. . .Bobo Chamo yen o ra ye e. Sugbon emi shay tan lati je prisoner e.

How about the piercing?. . . Am getting a tatt soon. . . and it's gonna be SMURF.

@ Chamo.

Werrin do your eyes?

Are you serious? . . . You must be in love with me that you don't just speak my name in tongue, but write in tongue.

Don't you think your signature should read " Am hooked to Silly" since you dont have one yet?

@ Bbeee.

If I see you here again. . . na curse i go curse you! . . . can't you say something else?

Was that my name and date of birth written?

Guess I'd have a wet dream tonight. . . . lol. . .

Saw just 1 though.

How come am not seeing any piercing nor any tatt? , . . . could they be hiding somewhere?

Can you guess what else am seeing in your pix?

That phone looks like mine. . . .what else do I have that you have

Can i snd the invite somewhere else?

@Bbeee

No come here again ooo

What's written on your shirt?. . . .looks inviting

Does that mean you think I dont have a life . . . . must I you let Nairaland peeps know I am?

Why do you have just 200+ post considring you joined since 2007

Stay in NJ. . . . wanna come

Do you live in the 50 states in USA

@ Qst. What does your heart say about me. . . there is your answer.

You look like some one stole your candy

Ayamatanga hair

transgendered?

I say make u ask am. . . . . can't you see what am seeing?

shey that guy above u get sense?

Don't you know tracing is different from stalking? Stalkers are psychos

Chelsea is buy Ferguson to sell Scotish pizza at Stamford Bridge, Benitez is to assist him with the pans.

Why is Morenike not leaving any trace behind for me to follow her?

Chelsea is planning to buy Ferguson to sell Scotish pizza at Stamford bridge. Benitez will be his assistance

Ronaldo spent the night with Torres, While fergie was with Benitez doing you know what!

Certainly kidnap her in a bedroom

Kill am, put am inside an old woman's trunk

u sef don come before?

During my high school days in 9ja, I use to have this girlfriend who was mad about me, but I always come up with one silly reason to have a fight with her at least twice every week. She use to have a friend who took it upon herself to always help us settle our scores.

During one of her "supposedly" help for my gf then, I just made a pass at her and she "gocked" it. That was how we started our "splotchy" activities . . . .so every time she comes to help settle we'll always end up "settling" ourselves

The school was a boarding house school in Ogun State, . . . and I was in JSS 3 then

Because granting the prayer could signal a turn around for me with Him

Chai. . . see 75% correct woman up here. But you lost 25% with your last 2 sentences.

Karma and LadyT will be full housewives. . . that is my prayers before I go to bed tonight.