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You see me toast here? Shey na becos d girl wey i wan give get around 100 teeth in her mouth, u no come want again. You fit help am dey remove the teeth small small now.

@iyeayo.

I don send you love message. Go check your box.

@ FirstKing.

See you! E be like say u no wan correct 9ja girl sef! This one never born before oooo. Correct girl! So you no wan settle me abi? make I give u a whole woman free.Woman we u no fit get yourself, u no wan come pay. Abeg if u ready pay i go give everything.

Na fine girl ooo, its just that my cousin jilted her because she get like 100 teeth in her mouth

@ iyeayo.

I sent IM to you now and u no gree reply. Abi o fe ran mi ni arodan ni? Well my add is on now just for you. Immediate i get Im from you am yanking it off again.

@ FirstKing.

Pay me first. I don tell u say she dey MD. I go give u her name right now. Her name starts with letter D------------, if u pay me i go complete the blank spaces.

@ J girl.

Shhhhhh. . . . I sure do wanna fix him up with a 9ja girl and luckily the chick dey MD too. That 1 don dey disturb me to fix am with a 9ja girl since my cousin break her heart. Firstking wanna pay for my services, so I will sure do earn extra cash (afterall u knw what d economy is like)

@ FirstKing.

Talk now. am set if u set.

@ iyeayo.

Still waiting.

@ FirstKing.

Common man!. . . . .forget the name (no mind my parents, na dem give me that name). I AM DEAD SERIOUS!
You can ask around Nairaland, folks here knows that my name doesnt fit my intelligent contributions.

Am serious.

@ J girl.
Hi.

@ iyeayo.

Answer mi now

@ FirstKing.

She still dey school but she don get CNA cert. Infact, i no dey give u any info again until u mak 1st payment.

Tell us what really made your akata dump u now

@iyeayo.

Seriously, are you from Iloro? My mum is from Iloro to be precise and my Dad from Ilesa

@ FirstKing.

Well, I can't reall say all NJ chikitos are "gaga" but am I sure do have impressions about chikitos wey dey Newark, NJ and NY chikitos are just kinda "fragile-Wild" (they kinda scare my silly head). . . .get what I mean? If you fit pay me i get one 9ja chikito for MD she dey do nursing for one side there.


@ Ika.

You NY or NJ chiki. . . .opps sorry lady?

No1 can die for nobody! Stop fooling yourself! Jack was the last fool to do that aboard the "Titanic" .

@ Poster.

Where you at? If you are in NJ or NY, then you can take a ride to Newark. Many Naija girls dey there,. . . . the only thing just be say most wey i don see there no too fine

Moreover, could you just give us a berra detail of what led to u being dumped by the akata

Simple. Your X still cares about you if. . . . . . . . .phewww! I don forget werrin I wan type sef

The Letters are for me.

@ Mich.

Yo dont have to post 'em or send them via e-mail. This is enough! I knew you had something for me all along

The worst form of handicap for a woman is a man that is handicapped around the loins. . . . that one is TOTAL handicap!

@ Oriki.

Whats this post about?

Humans seems to forget or underestimate the importance of negative behaviours in our society. Like it or not, negative behaviours like all the stuffs Oriki mentioned makes our world go round. Some of this negative behaviours has provoked great mental capacity in developing new products and more bouyant micro-economy that later gives birth to the macros.

without Negative attitudes, then we can actually conclude that there is no positive attitudes.

My conclusion is thus: Let there be bitching, nagging, back-stabbing and the likes, but let these "positive-nagative" attitudes be exhibited with common senses.

I guess everything has to do with the eye contacts (most especially if uve gat "oju come and do")

Poster, Go to "One-Leg-Up" and your problem is solved.

I have done worse than kissing inside the church during a night vigil back in 9ja. Though, thinking of it now am not too proud of it

I CAN KISS ANYWHERE. . .most especially if the lady is "fly", I'd want to massage my ego

When the girl doesnt live up to expectations in and outside the bedroom

I know how to byepass "magun"!

All you have to do is to say about 2 to 3 lines of incantation and u will use you left hand to massage the woman's body from her "v-boot" to her chest . Then you will do your "thing", after you don finish, make sure u massage back in a reverse pattern i.e. chest to "v boot"

Simple

Definition of Ugly: Sillyboy

No. . . its no candy it is a diabolical means of getting things done. Like using to sleep with someone like i did to my French Teacher when I was in Primary 2 (2nd grade)

Juju dey! I don use am catch 10 girls before plus my French teacher in Primary 2! The french teacher was from Ivory Coast

. . . . .huh?

Na advise!

@ Post.

A woman's clock start to tick @ 13 when that "thing" starts to "itch"

@ Poster.

You are simply crazy. . . . . . .but I like you so much for that!

My advise. . . simply ask her if sh wanna do. . . lol.

You can ask her this way: "aunty ki ni mi nle, se e ma je fi si"?. . . . lol

@ Poster. Shame on you simple. You are talking about less than 1 cent worth of call card. Na by force to use cell phone?, u no fit continue to dey write ur letter?

u sure say no be ojukwu

Na Atiku no be Ojukwu! . . . . Na me dey watch my TV no be you.

Democrats don even win majority for Senate!. . .  Chai! America don turn to 1 party system!

I am monitoring the electin on MSNBC,, Atiku is leading!!!!!!!!