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@ babe2007. Hope you weren't refering to me? You bet I could be very silly and nasty! but am just a friend and won't even be abusive as you were on the internet because anyone could be following it including kids like you are.

Mum, can't you see the lady's guy love to take "eja". Let the lady too follow her bobo's footstep now. Afterall "your people shall be my people and your ways shall be my ways too"

Akintos. no mind makamiyaki oo. Becos I know say your head go don dey swell now. Come to think of it, how you go be with a swollen head?

@ coded guy. Give am banana now! why you go call for calling sake?

He he. Oreofemi. why are you attacking meme now. I was only contributing now.

@ Oreofemi. You called me like you are crossed with me or something. I was just responding to the post. How about our plan for the weekend.?

@ Sweet T. Guy I don dey like you, but he be like say I no go like u anymore. don't you know I plan to marry Oreofemi this weekend? STOP using style to spin her

Thought you exclaimed in appreciation. No vex o. Who Naija go come sell this thing to ooooo

Kai. you get the thing no be small. How about making sure you suck the two nipple at the same time? An ice cube could be usefull too, you know?

@ iice. What do you mean? I don't want to believe you meant People with brainwave turns you on. Please respond before I conclude

@ haywhy. like that thing? Want to purchase it? Since you are in the U.K. you can pay just 1 pound. And don't worry, I'll change it to dollar.

Yes mum!!!

@ Oga madam. do you think that's what Akintos is doing?- then he must be a real bush baby! The annoying thing about this is that he said "check the cool guy".

Seun please do take this picture off. I'll pay my life savings plus investment to see this every day of my life. Anytime I feel the heat at my desk I just come to the zoo to see , ()

Madam d madam. I was so sure you'll agree with me soonest. Thanks for encouraging to play on. I pray you bobo will do the same as myself. (na prayer o)

Habibat please don't mind Oga madam. I'll advise you to start sharing it with the guy. Take some few wraps and if you can't handle smoking it, girl, you can cook it with whatever you'll be having fo dinner. Please could you help me ask you guy drug addict guy to lend me some "eja"? I'll pay back when am able to get a bag around me here

The Cool guy. Am just hailing you. I've got some bananas with me care for some?

Are you trying to counsel me? Have got about three good ones to choose from. Four naughty ones that can never fix into my future puzzle. It's not a problem in the real sense of it, it's just that am enjoying myself now. You know after the welding(marriage) no more game for a silly sensible player!

@ Sweet T. Why won't you just call a spade a spade and not a building implement?

Believe me. Have got absolute no probs with the women folks! except that they have not made me get married yet. I've got a couple to choose from soonest 'cos my parents and sibling think am not serious about settling down. Thanks for the compliment(that is only if you meant it truthfully sha oo) About that post you were refering to, I was just been naughty with you. Are you sure your guy is not shortie "elewa". I could get to see the two of you kissing at Oshodi ooo

@ anabell. If you die which you won't in JESUS name, I'll have to sue that Akintos(NYSC chimpz). He should be reponsible for his, sorry, it's posting will be held as the proximate cause!

@ Oga madam. am good and you? If you want to know, ladies always miss me even when am right beside them How come you haven't responded to the topic? Tell us now. Or your bobo na short man devil? Oga madam please check out the "Cool Guy" thread if you haven't.

@ Bolarge. Haba, I don tell you say na tell them tell me Perhaps you want to know why I was told?

Oh ye naira ladies, hear the words of wisdom. Follow short men, for with them lies "firing" satisfaction. Short men love to prove to women that their been short doesn't hamper their sexual prowress, hence they do anything when it comes to "firing".

@ raodblock. Guess you can't save the NYSC chimp anymore, crowd are already on it. And I promise to do all in my power to bring people onto it today. Do you know I sent a message to my mum in Naija to help me donate the NYSC uniforms I used to the monkeys and Chimpazee at the Ibadan zoo. You can't blame me since one of their kind has one now!

Guys  there are are several ways to beat these ladies and their "juju".

No. 1.    make you wear condon. If you do that, na the condom the "Juju" go catch.

No. 2.    Use your hand to rub the babe from her "that thing" up to her belly. That one go    move all the "juju" to her stomach. But remember to rub her in the opposite direction when you are through ooooo, less the thinh go worry am.

Na tell them tell me ooo. Make you no atrt to say Silly don turn to babalawo o!

A wet lick of my precious two balls under my "payanyan" will do the trick for me!

@bebe4u. I could do better than that to you. You can ask all the ladies on naira land

PLayers appear cool and calculated. They are natural charmers and good looking like me. Not all are silly like I am.
For flirts, they always smile stupidly and seem not able to stop looking at your face and crouch

I don't believe it's possible for ladies to date just one guy. Se bi it's just dating, and dating doesn't necessarily involve "firing". Moreover, ladies are so greedy to be that sensible. (am not disrespecting ladies oo.) If ladies dates just one guy, what will happen to people like me who love to date girls that are already in love?

My candid advise is to stick with the guy because it seems you are quite dumb, and the guy seems quite smart. Let the guy start to "fire" the two of you now! You could even learn some "firing" styles from your "iyale"(so called ex) by peeping through the key hole while she's "firing" the guy.

Fools fall in love because they are FOOLS. Normal human beings shouldn't fall in love, the best they should do is to care.

@ Subject. Perhaps, your "burantashi" is too long and naughty.

@oreofemi. What is sex? do you mean firing? Didn't you see my post @ virgin at 35. Hurry up and let's conclude our wedding plans.

@oreofemi. I love you walahi talahi. The babalawo told me you are the virgin I'll marry! Let's get married over the weekend (what do you think my dear wife-to be). But sha o, hope you are above 18. And please don't tell your parents till we are properly married.

@ Subject. How did you do that for all this while? Don't you feel splotchy at times? I first fired when I was in pry. sch.