₦airaland Forum

@hailtopsy.
Do you think everyone is a desperate unemployed like you are? . Well you can send your resume to my e-mail add(the one I posted), you could get something.

I'll love to do just that! Can't see what's wrong with that,afterall it's just seeing not marrying.

@Oga madam.
Hey ,it's been long. You just abandon your child.

@iice

Never new we share the same mail add.

Chai. Sorry ooo. I can see that you are in serious need of a woman. Well, pal you forgot to tell the ladies (your prospective suitors) about your financial status. That's important considering you

Imlooking4koko@scams.com

@ Poster. Hi and how are you doing? I just need to be straight with you. I pray you wouldn't do anything silly to that great guy. Perhaps, the guy saw a trace of this negative emotion in you, and couldn't just cope with it. believe me no conditions warrants hatred in life. Life is just too short to hate people. I'm even scared of you right now! . hope you won't come to me in dreams because I've told you the truth

Me, I like the test ntemi oooo

I totally disagree with you viee on this. Age doesn't really come into this. All that matters is mutual understanding and proper firing of one another. I gone out with a lady who was over 6 years older than me while I was doing my Youth Corp, and believe me, it's one of the best and refreshing relationships have ever been into.

Moreover. Young blood go mix with old and produce lovely warm "koko" action.

My church mind keep telling me you framed this up man! you better say it as it is for Nairalander to help you.

Wetin be this love nwa tintin wey Whitelexi and Thonia Slim dey play for here sef. Can't you guys wait till you see yourselves at home? You are just making myself and niceuzor feel lonely. Niceuzor , no mind them. Two of us go go "one leg"   :Pup tonight

Sugar. Believe me, I know I don't know anything. but I know that girl is already in love with the poster.

My guy, assume all that you can. Infact have wet dreams about it. Believe me a woman hardly spends her money on a guy if she doesn't have a special "koko" interest in the guy. Try hard just invite am to your crib and offer her some "koko" . You go see say she go magnet you "koko". Congrats on your new found fish. Infact, make I help the lady tell you: Afolayangs, I love you !

@niceuzor.
My guy you dey vex. I no mean am that way. I beg (lying flat on the floor, begging) I want am. That's the only have gotten for over twenty five years. Infact the last one wey I get na when I dey Nursery two (The naughtiest boy)

myself and my cousin!

@ niceuzor.
Guy, I no know say I hot until you put my name for that board!!!. You can bet am running a very high temperature now because am hot. You just wan make my Doc. get money go feed im family this weekend.

People! the babe just call me now. She said she was just trying to see how I will react to her threat. Infact am leaving work in the next one and a half our to go and give her the "koko" of her life . Please don't let Oreofemi see this ooo. She'll feel I'm tilted towards her "iyale".

Oreofemi. Sugar, I'll be out soon to deliver a proposal to e prospective client. I also need to do some presentations for her too. I return very late to you my dear.

@ All. All has been a fiction. but believe me, someone could pick up something to learn.

Infact, una no sabi advise a brotha. I don even make up my mind. Me sef no dey do again. Gbam.

Are you sure there is anything like welfare in Lagos?

Hey pals, that's what am talking about. Let's just have fun and make some money in life.

Una don dey forget my problem abi? Time is running out on me

Na you sabi. Before I forget, bebe2007 kiss me, make I kiss am back I give you double dosage.

@ bebe2007.
You should know better. Giving my babe gala now doesn't mean I will always give her gala now. And believe me I love going to those mamaputs in Nigeria. And I believe my babe should mind that too. there is a particular mamaput in V/I. To business, I guess you should help me fashion a way out to get back with this babe, instead of trying to "arrange" bobo give am. Inside of me, I chosen her for marriage amongs her competitor.  

@ ThoniaSlim. Pal, please just let every thing be. I've always say people shouldn't really mind people when they are being nasty. Please just focus on helping your "padi". The babe wan leave me today oooo.

@ Oreofemi. Wassup Sugar? Believe me you don't have to be nasty to people. Just be cool and help me out here. Or do you want your "Iyale" to leave so you can have me all to yourself? (greedy girl). Please no more nasty postings and am serious.

If am in the right mood I'll just go ahead with the date and look for the slightest excuse to run away. But If am in the wrong mood, I'll just pretend am not her date and walk away.

@ Kratos.
Hey bro. how are you doing? Believe me, this is going to be the very first time I'm going to be serious on Nairaland. I sincerely feel your pain. What should I say, but sorry about your discovery. If you really want to know what I feel, please call and talk about it once and for all. That way you'll get to know her reason(s) for coming to share it on Nairaland without talking to you first. Please I believe there is still a chance that it will work out between the two of you. And by God's grace it will (If God wants that).

One thing I've learnt from life is not to make people get me of gaurd. Life is full of shit as you said, but I believe you can always avoid the shits and take a cool bath after a shit. Be good man, just talk to her comprehensively and try not to make her feel too bad. People say loads of things they don't really mean here, and I think am one of them.

Wassup pals. I've been reading your posts and I must say most of you are really making me feel guilty. Except for Niceuzor.

Her (my chick) complaints:
She believed am not too serious about her. Believe me, I suspect that one guy is busy tampering with her fuses instead of facing his job. Lastly, she says am too The "koko".

@ kateflow. Wetin I do you now. Can't feel a brother's pain? I guess you've been there before.

@bebe2007. Pal, how could you suggest I give her some cash (She be bank or "alajo" ?) I fit still buy am gala as a gift, and you can bet I can give her more than enuff loving.

@ niceuzor. God bless you up and down. May your girlfriend do the same. Ah, sorry (on my knees) I meant may she not do the same.

Jhibola, I guess you've forgotten the reason I employed you as "omo odo"? How are you pal? Sorry if I offended you yesterday. I was just having fun.

how about your partner in crime (Lakers). Beware of that guy ooo. I can feel is deep "something" influenced voice through his posting.

ehennn abi. Is this what all of you can do for a brother in need? Well, I'll just pray that the same happen to you ooo