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@babe2007. Would you be kind enough to teach me?

@ Oga madam. It's ten kobo mum.

Please I'm sorry if you are offended. I didn't mean to offend you and am serious about that. To be be candid, I earn 10 kobo p.a. Think you can help a soul?

@Roadblock. don't be worked up about that thing that went for NYSC.

Oyingbo or Oshodi market under a heavy rain.

@Oga madam. Haba do you want to abuse me? Don't abuse me oo. Well for your curiosity, am old enough to work with a financial firm for a couple of years after graduation from a university. am old enough to get married, is just that ladies don't like me . So answer me, am getting more curious. how personal are you?

@Oga madam. No wonder! Madam -the madam. You've bribed the moderator. How personal do you know him? Just curious

@bebe2007 and blachnbold. Why won't the two of you ask him. I pity you ladies. Instead of asking and killing the guy with saliva, just make him feel good. Advise to the two of you; action speaks louder than word. Fire your guy back to his senses and you can bet he will store your names with Sweeter than thou!

@ topic. Just attach some cool pounds to the end of your hook and keep swinging it all around your area. Make sure you tell good smart lies, like you just lent Bill Gates some money.

Girls love lies and deciet! make sure you tell 'em all that.
Like Adura suggested, keep firing them hard. Sillyboy's theory of women states that; "the harder you fire a woman, the harder she falls for you"

@moneymail. Since you have your foolish way of going about the topic, why are you bothering us again

Women are here again with their silly thoughts oooooooo.
@Adura ngba. God bless you jare. Sweet heart doesn't mean there is something sweet going on between them.

Even if there is something going on, something good is not meant for just a person! all the women the guy comes across could have a feel of the guys majestic firing , what y'all think?

Infact, why did I go for for NYSC?, What's all this. The uniform does not fit you, you can't be said to be good-looking. Most of all, your posting your NYSC picture goes a long way to say that you are a "bush boy". Are you the first to serve in you hometown. lordhavemercy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Oga madam. Thought this forum is meant for naijas?, Who invited you?, Moderator please help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Oga madam. Have seen the movie. quite hillarious you know. But that doesn't brush up my geography lessons. Anyhow, I can believe Zamunda is developed, afterall you are on the internet. My regard to king Shaka of Zamunda

@oga madam. Yeah am silly and I've never denied that. But why would you have to call my name as if it's yours Please my geography is bad, where is Zamunda?, perhaps pluto! what would you have done if that dumb lover man were to be your son?

Hey man you are da dumb! Never knew a brother man could be so dumb! Thought I was dumb, but believe me, I now believe my pastor that keep telling me am the smartest.

What the hell was the long story for? Make sure you don't approach any girl for a relationship again untill you are 18! Then go read "Agbo goes to school" for you grammer. Heck!

My dream woman, sorry dream lady should have necessary curves (most especially kegs to feed me for a life time and my kids during their lactation period.) then, the arsenal should follow . I really don't care about her attitude, that's her business. You think I won't mention that too? she must like to fire and good at firing. Gbam!

Guys, how about this my lovely and romantic way? Check it out.
You look deep into her eyes and lookaway sharply, telling her that you just come to your senses about her. Tell her you can't live your life anymore without a woman that can take of you and your family, a woman just like her!
You now look down and deep your hands into your torn trouser pocket, bringing out the copper iron ring you've must have taken you time to carve. just try to place it on her finger and see her response

At times I just wonder why we keep wasting so much time, energy and finances on simple one day activity without planning and taking so much time to think about lasting moments.
Guys that the best way to propose to a woman,, or what do y'all think? you know i could be wrong

@becool89. To be candid with you, I really can't dig you. I just hope is not that you've been encouraging the poor guy and telling him no at the same time. I've been in that guy's situation before, though I wasn't desperate about it.
@ topic. If you are in love with someone already, I'll say just don't take it too deep with him, you know, you can kiss, hug, smooch and get splocthy with him, but DON'T "fire" him! I f you ain't in love with nobody you can do everything plus "firing" him. Afterall he deserve to be compesated for being a stupid nice-nice guy whe he can see the handwriting on the wall.

I've done silly things all my life, but I guess peeping at a girl I desire so much having sexual gymnastic with a guy I hated is guts while in school should be the silliest thing av do for love. Did I say love?, guess have never been in love?

@lovemoney. How could you describe such an interesting gymnastic nasty! If it's a joke you better stop it right now! That thing is very SWEET.
@topic. Please don't say Silly boy is here again ooo. I think I would support an abortion for anything! You never can tell, the child could be as silly as possible! Infact, my church mind tells me that the an unwanted child will be and should be Silly(don't even think about me being an unwanted child! ).Back to the topic, If the parents could be sill not to use protection and decided to behave like he and she-goats on hoy heat, then, don't you think sperm, will be a hot silly one? Just asking

@ de facto. Who are you by the way, How could you say my contribution is idiotic?.Infact you've just angered me! I bet you wouldn't like it if I factorise you. How are you? Try to reason with me. You could pick one or two things from my ideology.

@ ryu11."whateva happened to the topic?" asko o domido! n I swear we were never "into" one another, how is that possible via the net?, you can ask luxoire oooo . Then, how did you know about yahoo messenge?, ur name(user) sounds like that of a village guy(just joking).

@luxoire. Why wouldn't people take me serious?, my name is not unserious boy now! Don't tell me you've forgotten your GST/GNS 101. perhaps you did that thing (giraffe) during uni exams like I did.

@luxoire, Am dissapointed that plans didn't work out

@ luxoire. I like your smile in your last posting. Is that how it looks like in real life? You may have to sign an autograph for me someday But believe me, am not getting personal with u and am not trying to offend you, am just making you keep talking to me! Hw about that? About the post traumatic stress stuff, I'll see a counsellor when I get back home to see my parents. the one's we have here can't treat me , they say my head is too big!

@ luxoire please don't be crossed. Perhaps it's your username! It kind of link with lux beauty soap. Mum bathed the hell out of me with that while I was in pry shl. up to NYSC!
@vivee. the reason for men's pot bellies is The ultimate(gulder) isn't that a good reason enough?

Haba! luxoire why are you been so hard on the poor lady?@ mcube. Well, guess  i need to start by saying I can imagine your heartfelt pains. But to be candid, I guess the guy is very truthfull and honest. Had I been the one I wouldn't come out straight ooo! lailai. The fact that the guy came out straight means he respect you. He's just having fun , I sure envy the guy. MY ADVISE!!!, Simply tell him you too wanna have fun with someone else (prhaps my humbleself) pending the time he will sort himself out.
Consider my offer of myself cancelled if you are not 8.5 on a scale of ten

Haba! why are you been so hard on the poor lady?@ mcube. Well, guess i need to start by saying I can imagine your heartfelt pains. But to be candid, I guess the guy is very truthfull and honest. Had I been the one I wouldn't come out straight ooo! lailai. The fact that the guy came out straight means he respect you. He's just having fun , I sure envy the guy. MY ADVISE!!!, Simply tell him you too wanna have fun with someone else (prhaps my humbleself) pending the time he will sort himself out.
Consider my offer of myself cancelled if you are not 8.5 on a scale of ten

@ luxoire. are you saying you don't like me?, pls. be honest n truthfull, you we can't see each other. if you ask me, i don't think I like you sha!

@luxoire. gentle is boring and silly is charming. Well if you believe in hoarding something good,it's all good as long as you are not the sec.of agriculture,else everyone will die!
@picguy. hope you have a real life gf and not a pic gf like d one u jst showed d whole world?