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Please help me. My girlfriend want to dump me? . How can I get to convince her to change her mind and believe me I'll be a good boy?

I will definately not like to marry a "V yansh" I prefer "O yansh". I'm thinking this will allow my child a more free way to the world.

*Jumoing up in happiness* thanks 4 understanding like a standing fan

@ ThoniaSlim. Believe me I wasn't making a joke out of that. It's the truth. The lady is a done deal for the brother

1. Guys would have come up with ways to satisfy themselves.
2. There wouldn't be any reason for guys to get money at all cost.
3. Perhaps, guys would have developed boobs and enjoy oral "firing" (theories of adaptation)
4. There would have been no need to worry about your gf getting prgnant after "firing"

Conclusion. Seems it would have been better, but I wouldn't want to experience such a world. I appreciate women .

My guy, you don finish that babe believe me. She's only doing what a normal immature-but seriously desperate woman does when they want to start rolling with you. You've got absolute nothing to worry about. When next you see her, try to persuade her to your crib and see what she'll be doing to you on

Mssfyne. Don't mind ThoniaSlim oooo. The answer is right here in my post. It's alright to ask a guy out whether you like him or not . You know what? You can start with me . I'm waiting. Even before you ask sef, I don say capital YES!!!!!

"FIRING"

Jhibola go do your homework! Your folks will soon be around

Lakers. I will never get mad at you . I might just try the name wannabe out. But believe me you sound like a long lost drug addict. Just Curious.

@ Lakers.

Take your time o. Where did you come from sef? Kanji Lake?

Kai. Infact, I'm not a nice guy. Why should I be catching my padi-padi red handed?! I don catch my two padis under the mango tree dey play loff nwa tintin, come expose them for nairaland. . Silly. You must be nice to your friends o

why are you trying to explain yourself, if not that you don dey "shadow the bobo.

@niceuzor. men carry on

Chai Niceuzor. Infact I like your style. You just dey enter Thonia Slim like james bond. thonia slim sef just dey respond like Nnaji (that girl wey dey act for Nigeria). Go on Niceuzor. I fit learn fro una. I love to learn stuff like this.

Militant oh sorry Militia . Common just let everything be.

Oreofemi Sugar. It's okay. just be good and ignore 'em all. There is no point making people get you mad.

Thonia Slim. Hey pal never you disturb my Sugar again

Hey people let's just have fun and be happy. no need for mud slinging.

@Thonia Slim. Believe me I got you joke and I was only trying to pep it up

@Oreofemi Sugar. You don't have to respond to insulting post you know. Just ignore them

@ Thonia Slim. Thought we've settled out? Na wa for you oo

Oreofemi sugar. Believe me am singing for you and only you.

Silly is a cring guy . You don't have to bother yourself sugar.

(sings)The pretty babe is mine, mine, mine oh yes mine mine. (sings)

Oreofemi Sugar, I don hear you and the guy will never come between us.

Everybody make una no mind jhibola or wetin he call himself. The guy dey use style tell him prospective "catch" say he no get money! And believe me the guy no hold.! Who go loff you with your empty pocket? People wey get money sef still dey beg God for loff,talkless of poor guys.

bebe2007. Chai your plan ontop my granpapa no go work lailai. Me sef dey look am oo, so na because of inheritance. You can still have a young guy's inheritance now,all you have to do is to kill him

@ jhibola. Na wa for you ooo. I know you've got an eye for Oreofemi, but that doesn't mean you should be trying to paint me bad to her. Guy who aint got games do that all the time. And you know what? I guess you are a pretender(didn't say fake ooo).

@Oreofemi. How do you know everything about me is sex? The only thing you can do about me is to meet me in church this weekend for our wedding.

Hey Let talk, How are you doing? If you are of age and you really like the guy, and know the guy is really in love with you too. Then please give the guy. If you are not of age .Please don't go near that.