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Pretending to be human

This news is a bizarre to us

It's a true definition of hitting it on the right spot

Some useless illiterate who are fortunate to have access to android phones are the ones warring on social media these days. Just like Tunibu urchins, and people are taking them serious

This old hag should go and sit down one place

virginprincess:
,this is funny,anyway, she better acts fast before the dream becomes a reality because men can't be trusted.

that means you haven't trust your father either

plaindealer:
Pandora labored in vain to Kano to sit and take pictures with nobodies...

Storm ko, rain ni

Silly Pandora comedians..

it will all ended you in tears

I advised you to take it slowly to avoid the pains being so excruciating

APC evil party/government has caused us a lot of injuries

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PandoraObi:
Good, If eventually Kanu get released, when he heard people shouting elsudan or buhari, he will run like common armed robber

I always perceived that you are an ordinary illiterate with availability of android phone

The fact is that APC don't have a place in Akwa Ibom state

Those in support of ASUU on this strike click like those not in support click share

After reading this I can confirm that bad are everywhere not only in Nigeria.

The woman evil act is similar to that of Tinubu urchins, marketing bad products for personal gain

Darren95:
I had femur fracture on my left leg and it’s been difficult to move around the house and get things done because I can’t put weight on the operated leg until the fracture heals.

There is this lady friend I knew last year. Back then I tried persuading this lady friend to let me have a shot from her honey pot but she refused.
Honestly back then I was only interested in her honey pot nothing more because I’m not ready for a committed relationship at this stage of my life.

Nearly 2 months after I had the surgery, i called this lady friend (we have not been talking for close to a year) and told her I had accident. She immediately book a car and came to my house to see me. I was surprised and appreciated her quick response. I told her how it happened and that my two friends (guys) have been the ones helping. I told her I would be glad if she comes around to care for me while I heal as I can’t get food from the kitchen myself because I can’t step on my both legs due to the surgery. I live alone in my two bedroom apartment.

Omo starting from that day she started caring and didn’t leave until 5 days later. She said she was going to her home town and she needed to see her 2yrs old daughter (she got pregnant while in a relationship with her ex).

The issue on ground now is that, ever since she returned she has not gone to her own house where she rented. She has been in my house doing virtually everything and my both friends have left (they are business men). I was tempted to approach her for sex and she gave me smoothly without complain unlike before. I was like, look at you when I was healthy you didn’t let me have your honey pot, but now you gave it to me without stress! Hmmm we laughed over it.

But the rate at which this lady friend is taking care of me is scaring, she does everything to the point that I can’t remember the last time I opened a bottle water myself. She does it for me, the only thing I do is bath myself!
Few days ago my guy who was with me came with his female friend to pay me a visit and omo this my lady friend was looking at this girl with all force and frown on her face. I mean the looking was like; ‘’who is this girl, does she have parol with me’’ you know that kind of look.

It pissed me off and since then I have been feeling irritated. I mean we are not dating, has she taken this too far inside her heart!

I’m thinking of moving her out but I don’t have a perfect option In getting someone I can trust like her to take care of me especially because I’ve not started walking.
Will this turn out to be a problem tomorrow? I only had sex with her ones and refuse to ever do it again because of this.
I always tell her I will appreciate you with something very nice when I heal completely, that I appreciate her support and that if she has anything to do, she can go and do it and come back but NO she never left my house and i asked myself what was she doing before I called her??!!
To even ask her say Watin you Dey before I call you, tire me because e go look like say I dey tell her to go!!!

you are just an ungrateful being

masinga07:
And so what? This guy should just shut up and let us hear word.

haven't you had 'what was done to the Israelites same is applicable to the gentiles'?

What about post UTME form for 2022/2023 session? When will the registration starts?

Fayemi bow out and Tambuwal bow in to loot for Atiku.

If you no sabi politics in Nigeria, you can never sabi politics elsewhere

Survivor2020:
My 17 years old brought shame to me last year she got pregnant, I have disowned her and sent her packing. She is staying with her boyfriend in his family home.

She gave birth 5 months ago she has been sick ever since she had the baby and the boyfriend doesn't have any money to take care of her. Plus the living condition is not suitable for her in her condition.

I have forgiven her and I want to take her back home so I can take her to the hospital for treatment but I don't want her to come with her baby. Please note there is only me and my 7 years old son at home. I work and my son goes to school till 5pm.

I don't have time to babysit the baby.
I want the father to take care of his child while I take care of mine.
I hope my decision is not bad?

the child your are about to reject is your grandson and carries your DNA.
Don't be so wicked to your own blood, a child who barely know the sin of this world.

FGC Port Harcourt

Are you serious

Udom Emmanuel is so tribalist

I dare anyone or udom Emmanuel to point out one project he has executed in the entire ikot ekepene senatorial district through out his 7 years+ in office.

All he does is taking big projects to Uyo and Eket his home town. No good road in Ananng apart from those executed during Godswill Akpabio administration, no tangible projects in the entire Ananng (ikot ekepene senatorial district) land from Udom Emmanuel and I hope the people of Ikot ekepene senatorial district can see that.
I'm not a fan of Godswill Akpabio nor APC but I will always commend him for all the good job he did in Akwa Ibom

The walking dead man will that listen to advise, neither will his urchins stop attacking those who dare to say the truth.

It's only a mad man that will vote for Tunibu come 2023 presidential election, if there be such craze man or woman wey go vote Tunibu e no go better for the person.
e no go better for APC urchins for this nairaland

alcuin:
No need.

They'll be sacked. And that's it.

and ur papa will be employed to continue from there

And the one who called himself the president is an adventurer, who is currently in New York for adventure reading nonese on paper while his country home he claims to govern is burning.

Anybody who cast his vote again for APC in the forthcoming election should be taking to pyschiatric right from the polling unit