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Kingpin1000:
Party of Bloodshed

blood letting scum

These people are just bird of a feather
PDP><APC

Andrew nice couldn't afford to wait for his time while managing his driving work rather, he wanna chill with the big boys. Reason he went into organ harvesting and the Bleep thing is that they always think they can outsmart their crimes with cock and bull stories

Afonjaaa don't disappoint

Afonja are known for skull mining and this is really bad

CatANDratTHEORY:
He claimed that there's no heaven and hell but contradicted himself by saying that heaven is on earth.

He's kinda confused.

If heaven is on earth, then where is hell?

does not exist

Femi Adesina congratulating Pete Edoche

Daytonbale:
Good day Nairalanders

My friend is working with one the top five bank in the country, she Resume the banking job two months ago , So when her employee ask my friend to submit her account number for her monthly payment she mistakenly sent a wrong account number for her Employee.

The problem started when her first salary
came , her other colleagues have all received their salary while my friend didn't see her own, My friend now call salary Unit and The told her that her salary has been paid .
My friend now crosschecked her account number and she discovered that she gave her employee a wrong account number.

Her Bankers colleague now check the account and the saw the money in that customer account but that customer withdrew all the money immediately the money enter his account.

They have been calling the guy to return the money but he refused ,the Bank manager spoke with the guy but he posting them and he has refuse to pick calls.

The bank now call his next of kin to tell him what his next of kin has done.

Please what can my friend do
She so devastated


Help please

what's she doing in the bank, I mean your friend is not qualified to work in the bank, a banker shouldn't make such a mistake.

Anyways na lie u de lie.

Even in my company I don't call for staffs to submit account number for payment of their salaries. What I do, I call my bank manager to open account for them of which all their payments from my company will be paid to, then how much more a bank itself?

Na Zubby Michael

Kingcalls:
Sancho 350k... even more than salah ... them use money spoil them , thats y they're useless ... Harry is paid 195k to keep on destroying their defence every match ....that dead shaw 150k...mata that has only played one game 160k... dead Rashford 250k

you couldn't see monumental Ronaldo? £480k

These are stage games

Finished

WriterNig:
#iStandwithPutin #iStandwithRussia

For those of you supporting NATO and the US, you know nothing.

The blood of the innocents on the hands of America can never be washed out, even in 20 centuries to come.

At this point i have no choice but to support Russia and President Putin. Kudos to him. And i urge you all to do the same. We must also put pressure on our government & leaders to stand with Russia.

not everyone is as stupid as you are

KingMack:
Naso one day I go jus look back and thank God for breaking all shackles of poverty in my life!

amen
Baba I tap into this prayer

Any downfall pussy people no fit cause does not exist

Pussy business these days is like sporty or bet9ja business, anyhow anyhow na u go count shortage in the end

SugarPapi:
So... I'm 39/m, married with 3 beautiful kids. Wife and kids are abroad, while I'm gainfully employed here in Nigeria. This is my story -

I've always been a chilled introverted guy with almost zero worries. I'm committed to my work and my work is also committed to me, at least, I'm able to send a healthy amount to my wife and kids in the Queen's country, every month. As a 'Manchelor', this is my daily schedule - wake up, go to work, close late, get home, play PS, skype the fam, sleep, rinse and repeat.

I seldom have time for social media, but once in a while, I log into Facebook and IG to catchup with friends. This was the beginning of my dilemma.

December of last year, I was scrolling on my timeline when I got a notif. Someone had liked my picture. I clicked through her profile and saw this young pretty girl. Honestly, I did not exactly fancy her at first, but I reciprocated the like on one of her pictures and logged of to bed.

When I woke the next morning, she had followed me. I followed back and thanked her for the follow in her dms.

This damsel was around 6ft, pretty, fair and easy on the eyes. She did not have any revealing or tight fitting clothes on her profile so at the beginning, I could not exactly place her physique.

We started chatting that day and as satan will have it, one day, I got leave from work. It was an unfateful Friday so I invited her to a day out at The Palms. We ate , watched a movie then when I wanted to book a ride for her back home, she said she'd like to know my house.

Tbh, I thought this was quite forward and voiced it. I love my Wife dearly. I love my children as well. I would never do anything to deliberately hurt them so I turned down her offer and booked the ride. She stays at Yaba, I at LP1.

She entered her ride and I did not contact her again.

Well, hello next morning!

Her WhatsApp call woke me up. It was a Saturday so I was at home. We spoke at length, she thanked me for the previous day and told me to at least allow her pay me back. "This girl sef!" I thought to myself.

We got to know each other better across the phone in that singular call and I felt it in my soul that she was a genuine one... not an 'InMessage' girl. She was a student at UNILAG in her 300l, studying Accounting. She was a really homely girl, light spoken and very respectful.

It was not yet mid-day when her cab to my house was 10 minutes away.

She came in, looking like a queen. Jeeez! Remembering that day sends shivers down my spine. Thankfully, I leave in a building all to myself so there no prying eyes to call Mama omo SugarPapi in faraway Ireland. My security guy opened for them, she alighted and paid the cab herself. WAWU!

She came and hugged me, we held hands as I pulled her in. She had not fully entered my house when I swept her off her feet, our lips crushed together in intense canoodle. Her tongue was probing inside my mouth as mine hers. Before I could process what was happening, she went on her knees and I felt my soul leave my body.

By this time, I had still not seen her body, so I led her to my guest room and my God!

Brief history... before this day, I had always considered myself an 'ass guy'. Actually, the few guys I consider friends know me as an ass guy. I loved huge melons but 'the behind' gets me most of the time.

Dear NLers, this girl's bossoms where neither ginormous nor small. They were just the perfect size and they stood! My God they stood! Firmly in my face, begging, begging to be...

I'm a 39yo guy and I confess that I have never experienced sex like that till that day! She was so sensual, so soft, no rush, no wrong. She mounted and rode me that day till I came. It has never ever happened before... not even with my partner and my she can f*ck!

It took every fiber of my being not to cry like a child as she rode me with ease and finesse. It was not that type of riding where the girl tries to burst your kidneys or emasculate you. It was focused on just my shaft and its cap. At some point, I was afraid I will pass out.

I had to quickly pull her off me before I pass out.

We ordered some take out, went at it three more times and around 8pm she was on a ride home. I told her to send me her account for me to send her something for the weekend. She out rightly refused and also refused me paying for her transport. WTH?! Abi na mami water tins?

Well it's been three months now and I can't seem to let her go. I have never experienced sex the way she does it. I confess that I may be catching actual feelings for her. I see myself jealous when she receives a call from her male counterparts, she once showed me a video she made with her ex. I was so angry. When she noticed my demeanour, she came, sat on my naked groin and whispered in my ears - "he is in the past, THE PAST".

I have to come voice out my predicament because she is now taking space in my heart. I can't do this to my family.

Guys, how do I 'divorce' this girl?

the babe pussy and her horse riding got you crazy. We'll be the man and get the final answer to yourself, to break your home is the worst and regrettable thing you will do. Remember mostly Satan send these set of people to go round breaking homes and cos some trouble, when your wife find this shit out and issues arise you will see this girl leaving your life to the worst.

Bro be the man and have the final say to something good in your life

cerowo:
Strictly for the Catholics

Anglican communion as well

May the Lord attend to our prayers and supplications

What a good news to begin the new month for Lala ✓

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Thunder fire that him mouth for mentioning the holy Catholic church, him yeye mouth get bend

Senses really far from this generation

Iyaebe:
Living in husband's family house while married is a disaster, ladies should not be deceived by that deceitful words like "his family is my family" your eyes will clear when troubles set in (which you can't totally avoid because fighting your in-laws is like the air we breath, you can't avoid it,just choose your fights wisely by avoiding the very elderly ones but be strong and ready for those young ones that'll come and test you).It's a hard and enduring decision on it's own to marry a man that does not own a house not to talk of marrying one that'll put you in a rent but going further to marry one that'll put you in his family house is what I can't explain.Let me stop here before my nairaland Chief judges begin to rant.

you are not talking of experience, Biko sheath ur sword let the married ones comment first

I commend Nigeria police on this
Those bunch of useless mofos should be crushed to pieces

sai baba

Dat innocent bride toto go hear ham after de toto no go dey useful again

Education don finish in dis damn fucckin Kon tree

This is just the end

This puttin will not die a good dead

What's this shit all about?

Who the heck is this emir sef?

To hell with the so-called emir, he should rule over his cattles and donkeys like humans over there in the north.

LordviccoDaGuru:
After the traveling president what next??

Stop trying to gain cheap attention

ur type just good to burst coca cola bottle for head make u received some senses

Jonnie walker

For enlightenment and self-reliance

asanausana91:
foolishness at the highest order. When was Evans arrested and when was Wadume arrested?
The three other fellows that were set free, are they northerners?
The judge that deliver the judgement is he a northerner?
The people Evans kidnapped and killed, are they northerners?
Why are you showcasing your foolishness at every given opportunity?

ur brain is low of its fluid content. For your information, the judge was installed by the Fulani jihadist caliphate, and he is judging on his master's instructions