₦airaland Forum

Aspako44:
Both are right. Check your dictionary, Madam Linguist.

u dey mind dt oversabi APC gal?

richidinho:
Now that's bweast Not that one being paraded about by Ebube Nwagbo

nd laura ikeji

richidinho:
Now that's bweast Not that one being paraded about by Ebube Nwagbo

nd laura ikeji

my hrt bleeds. beauty nd brain gone. God rest ur soul beautiful one

rapistomenka:
The result of staying too long in a crime-ridden state like Lagos.


Nobody stays in Lagos and still remain his or her original self

that moniker tho

ghen ghen

chocolateme:
Ok.. is it that she begged you not to tell your friend with promises to break out the relationship she just started with the guy or not to tell your friend while she continues to enjoy the new guy?which one? Because ndi igbo si na "ekwue anughi na egbu umuazi but na ahu ekwughi na egbu okenye"
Call her to attention, give her options to either forget your friend now and continue with the campus guy before things gets messier or forget about campus live, focus on her studies and retain her man..
Let her know that you are not a fool too. Then let your friend know before he spends his life savings on someone that is not worth it. Thsts if he is truly your friend. We all know that predators will continue coming for her while in school but she should read a lot about how such relationships ended.



Always me

FTC
CHOCOLATEME

okwu agwula.....lobaan

eazysally:
Bros!!! No be only u snap witam, me too snap witam today, infact we slay it, see am here.

aunty is dis ya real height or football height?

bloomstar:
See mu mu. I be girl before?

den u are gay

Cherishing:
Odious egwu O

Ihe konji na-eme Umu Nwanyi and Umu nwoke

m chekwa ma owu nani umunwoke ka conji na eme, so o na emekwa umunwanyi. biko ometugo gi bfore?

bloomstar:
Nairaland and boobs..... Dey will change de name to cleavages

wont u let d guys complain?

MadCow1:
Every night before I sleep, I soak a picture of Demba Ba inside Holy water and pray 'Die by Fire' for 30 minutes.


That Muthafhucker will never find peace in this life.

haba wetin en do nao?

eedrees:
Are you infected?

lol question of life

AgbenuAnna:
I don't understand what you are saying.But must it be ladies?

no aunty i tink op was referring to f guys

uwagimboo:
The man is either outside or inside..

Looking at it closely, the. House just got raptured leaving the man under..

Therefore, the man is an end time man.

lol baba u don kee me with lafta. na u finish wrk jor.Nigerians dey try with analysis jor. okbye

wins18:
nice one boss. But on a second thought, I'd rather keep a goat as pet than to keep a dog. I dislike dogs.

lol pet goat. bro try to get one security goat sha

magicalBae:


Ladies who usually say that are those set of ladies that never add a drop of water to an ocean.

A supportive woman don't brag over stuffs like dat no matter what but if d opposite buy a recharge card of #200, she'll remind u d date n time she bought it wen u 2 hav lil misunderstanding.


U suffered with him b'cos

*u asked him for 10k n he gave u 4k ?
*u asked him to take u out n he said not dis weekend ?
*u don't get t'fare at times wen u pay him a visit?
* u asked him to buy u iPhone6 n he got u BB10? ..... nonsense!!!!

U're nothing but a liability to him.

my kinda bae,magicbae pls marry me

if ya tryna attract any of omeruo, iheanacho, or emenike asewo ya on ya own. thnk God mikel is taken. anumanu

kennygee:
She's a learner.

Iggy Azaelia with all her fake butt and curves got cheated on.

Caroline Danjuma upon her beauty and recent Brazilian butt lift and boobjob still gets cheated on openly.

Aunty Beyonce nko?

Not even the best edikaikong and afang soup can keep a man who doesn't want you to keep him.

lol aunty men r nt dt bad nao

Mcowubaba:
Changing IMEI is reversible, with MTK engineering mode... You could just simply change it back to the original.....
Ogbeni, Country hard, allow my people

baba hw is it done?

Spells:
Some of e'm dere celebrating the rag day don't even knw what dey are celebrating.... Dey just do as others do... Naija I hail oh

oga oversabi pls school dis honourable hws wht exctly is celebrated on rag days. thank u

dollyjoy:
Sex on a first date is a no no for me, infact no sex before marriage

me too, since we r on d same page. lets gt married at once nao

mccoy47:
I hate extremely large boobs

buh she no give u nao. lol

vicben27:
Rockin dat #200 4 2gb on airtel(2g) gud netwrk too. Airtel rules after all awuf no dy run belle on dis occassion

baba does it work on mobile? if e does abeg pass me d code. thanx

Owliver:
after POP NYSC had two don Simon, one star and some hot drink. I blanked out. bought cloths and a belt without knowing. paid excess(6500).

I got to know when I got home thanks to my friend who took me home and paid my T fare home(500) from state capital(ado ekiti)


stupid cloths and fake belt for that matter, didn't wear them after that day.


peed in the middle of the road in a busy market at ado ekiti. threw my certificate away. a car almost hit me.

went home and straight to my babe's house to show them my new clothes WTFk

after that my eye clear. they told me every nonsense I did I was shocked.

*edited

i was also told i went in front of abokis selling onions and be shouting Allahu akubar. allahu akubar

bros devil was all out to kill u one way or d oda dat day, frm throwing away ya cert. to a car tryna knock u dwn to shouting allahu akbar, bros wetin u do dem witches for villa

dunno weda na amadioha or sango? buh the 5th pishure is surely d wife of one if diz deities, nufsaid okbye

dauntless15:
imagine if she actually sits on that guy, he will hear his spinal cord snap

dia particular bros needs all d prayers he can get. guys dey try. she might jux b one money bag bro. street is millitary u knw

dauntless15:
Lmao toyota tundra, this lekpa guy just signed his death warrant

its official, dt dude is finished. unless na d original mayweather sister. wen am nt mad

DEAFandDUMB:
My dear, just return the meat to them.. Come and I will make a nice goat meat pepper soup for you.. Lol

if dts u on ya profile.i love u