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Mimexy:
How do I keep my battery slightly above 50% when I know there won't be light for 3 days after that charge

Utchgirl:
Ndi ofe'mmanu n'ara ka nkita.

Chineke ekwere ngwere gbaa aji.

Tufiakwa !

BrezyBaby:
Its never gonna happen bro... Move on... She's NEVER gonna date you. The fact hat she's brining up your wedding.. She's sending you a glaring message. Read between the lines

tosyne2much:
What I can deduce from the whole drama is that the girl doesn't want to date you but only heaping praises on you as a kind, gentle, intelligent, rich and loving person bla bla bla, so that you will not have the impression that she tampered with your self esteem by declining your proposition


So don't get so fly when a lady is heaping praises on you alongside stating reasons as to why she can't date you... You need more than microscope to be able to see that she's protecting you from harms and nightmares yet you no wan hear word


Welcome to friendzone bro

Spicycat:
Damn girl you've been made

waxxydude:
Yeah buh here on NL, yo seldom see that inda real life.

Used to have a female friend when we chat alone she always b1tch 'bout her friend with so much bile. Nothing else comes out just miry words, but when we all together its all fun & play.

She talk 'bout how her other fvcks around for few bucks or just the fun of it... a dude got her a new fone cus she gave him a good head... she got some kinda disease, but they were all lies and she did this things prolly cause she felt i'd a thing for her friend (though i did).

But along i was bonking this girl (the snitch) severely even tho i made it clear i had NOTHING for her, so who's the hoe?..

If you see a nigga do this to a brother on NL or anywhere call him a BOY.

ireneony:
bad guy

Passy089:
Were they on Foot or what?

misspicy:
[size=20pt]YES [/size]

avicenna1:
Then explain

opmoore:
Pendants dey enjoy sha...

histemple:
Are you saying there is no condition upon which a relationship can be terminated just because he/she promised marriage earlier?

Your moniker got me wondering though.

seunlayi:
We the consumers are winning gradually. had it been that our petroleum products have been deregulated since, we should have been reaping the Fruits by now


Always Micro 1,000 2GB 30 Days 53 *127*53#
My Phone 2,000 6GB 30 Days 55 *127*55#
So Special 2,500 10GB 30 Days 58 *127*58#
Always Macro 3,000 12GB 30 Days 54 *127*54#
N4,000 Data Plan 4,000 18GB 30 Days 59 *127*59#
Always Min 5,000 24GB 30 Days 11 *127*2#
Always Max 8,000 48GB 30 Days 12 *127*1#
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Gold 15,000 60GB 30 Days 16 *127*12#
Platinum 18,000 90GB 30 Days 17 *127*13#

Xbabangida:
Oblak should be shot in the head.

cococandy:
While I don't support Caroline's stand that all men cheat. (That's if she really did say that.)
I understand many women use it as an excuse to console themselves that their husbands are not worse than others out there. Or to console themselves that men are not deliberately disrespecting them, just that they can't help being that way.

Even if she does have such opinions, it's her life. Let her live it that way as long as she's not actively campaigning for other women to accept cheating as part of their own deal. Her marriage her business. If she's happy with a layabout, that's her cup of tea. No one should question her happiness.

That fan deserves the insult and even more.
I don't like people who can't stand seeing others happy. In fact I hate such people with passion. They see you say or post something happy about your life and they find a way to ruin it with their bitterness. Like if they are not happy, no one else should be. The hottest part of hell is reserved for such folks.

As for Mr. Caroline, shame on him. He didn't even consider that he married a popular woman. At least for her image and public self esteem, control yourself Oga danjuma. Pfft.

Fialm:
I was watching music on Hiptv with my four years old son and dancing,all of a sudden he said mummy y can't u remove ur clothes and dance with BRA and PANT.I can't stop laughing anytime I remember this. Seriously children are blessing to us be it their parents or any adult figure in the family.

FTBOY:
no children yet but i remember asking my dad why my sister doesn't have a dick like me. that was the day he stopped us from taking our bath together..

justicejay:
Uhmmm if care is not taking that boy gonna enter yahoo and even add plus

jopretty:
let me ask my Dad who his younger brother is to us..wait I'm coming.

ellypicos:
Its a hard to believe story. Having sex with someone you just met for inside bush for that matter. Na so conji hold you? Then you grab the thing con run run run run. Abeg jor The story doesn't just add up.

Omotayor123:
But you get liver ooo... To bang everything bangable without thinking twice And to think it's someone you don't know from Adam!

Oshofree they kill ooo. Tnx God for your testimony, I hope you and other guys like you learn from this.

The running part funny die

obiorathesubtle:
maybe he looks like me.. Check my profile..

Sunofgod:
Manatee Peppersoup go full joints tonight...

Meanwhile lucky American Manatee's who 'no miss road' pose for selfie's with less hungry people in less polluted waters -


https://images.csmonitor.com/csm/2016/01/958757_1_11616-manatee-rebounds_standard.jpg?alias=standard_600x400

Timolanki:
Buhari tell them to release those girls once n for all.
U ve used them to assume office. stop playing pranks on us.

Zceesneh:
I hope they are paid well, buh where is the behind the scene picures naa

princeisah26:
NIGERIA Will be Great Agin
God bles
s PMB !!