₦airaland Forum

Xda59: I hope say you sabi fxxk o, because there shall come a day, her natural instinct will lead her to explore what other dicks would feel like inside of her. And if by chance your performance is rated low compared to the new dicks, omatse o, your marriage don pack up be that. The reason is this, virgins are like wrapped gifts; you don't know what is inside until you unwrap them. As soon as they taste the forbidden fruit, they become little girls once more and all they think of is sex, sex, and sex. While their non virgin mates are busy taking care of their families, she is busy exploring her new found sexual desires with or without you. Next time pray for a good wife instead of a virgin, and if both packages come in one, bravo! you have hit the jackpot.

Imagine

Spooling

Sincerely I actually came here to see her do her thing... but was disappointed to see her make up


But what thing was I expecting to see her do in the first place.

Why night It not a bad idea for it to be a club but the fact that it is night made it worse... what happens to evening fun and they go home in the night or before night falls and not coming to club in the night, and going home by midnight...

Not a religion-ist but at least, we know late night walk is bad.

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I don't even know what to say about the topic...


The accessories on women is needed by men that is why it is there in the first place

Cuter

M not here

Op given credit meant for a brother from another mother to an imaginary girl friend

Banky didn't state or mention any lady attached to his story... Ps. Isn't banky an half caste?

tolexy007: Nigeria girls be like "God bless the man behind my smiles, but they will never mention the Guy's name, cause na like 21men dey behind their Smile awon oni jibiti oshi..

Ahn ahn... guy you are vexing o But you are right on the 21men sha

busted!

I don't get...

What is she known for?

Who is hitting or missing him?

It's beautiful but I don't like it

ClassCaptain: A senior friend asked me to wait 4 him in an
eatery in Oshogbo. So I ordered for sumtin of
₦250(sometin a gentleman lyk me can afford)..100 amala,50 naira meat,20 pure water and 30 naira for madam keep d change.

After Eating succesfully d Voluminous meal and waiting ,i noticed a rich man in
agbada

. About 50secs later, a man went to
dis richman & told him he lost his wife & need
money...Immediately, d richman gave him a
millon naira cheque out of pity.(wow! I was
shocked).

Another man went in crying dat he lost his
father & needed money 4 burial, this good rich
man gave him a millon naira cheque too
(ehn? Kini mo gbo? I CANT BE LEFT OUT). I
was cooking in my mind, d type of pitiful lie
I'll also tell 2 rececive my own 1 million...I
summoned courage and went to d richman's
front.

I told him I lost my grandfather & I need
money (I was crying,sheddingcrocodile
tears...).whileI was expecting this man to
open his brief case & give me a cheque too,
suddenly I heard a noise












"CUT!!! CUT!!! CUT!!! MR MAN, YOU CAN'T
INTERUPT OUR FILM JUST LIKE THAT"


ClassCaptain

You again eh... after mtn dealt with you, you still dey find free money errrywhere

Mad men roaming the street these days

The op said collapse like it all went down... those are just difficulty at work...

One reason why I should read all this after I've read the topic?

Truth is I don not understand the op story, walai!

I can't seem to wrap my head around her life epistle, I read it twice and even went through everyone post but it all reek of confusion.


Just one question, op how is it you want to live your life?

I just read your last funny epistle before this...

Fortunately, Good luck talked about not having shoes too and he was elected a president, so you still have hope my sister

I don't understand... do we have any lady that does all this five at all?

Complicated issue... if what lead to the death of your Aunt isn't the issue of her hubby cheating and it something else out of the emotional then the guy is a free man but if her death has to do with emotions like nairaland-ers have said "put up with a cheating husband and die untimely"... he need to make sure he never go back into such...

Either way... www.nairaland.com/attachments/2513900_rip_gifd52ed37d40237fef21819c765b7fc88e to your Aunt

OK

Man

ZinoFego: Welcome back. We were supposed to learn
1. Download a copy of Joomla from http://Joomla.org and install it on an online hosting server (online website) but on a second thought, lets learn how to use Joomla offline (localhost). This will save cost on the part of a new user and also someone who has no regular access to internet service. Though you'll need the internet to download some applications and files that we'll be using in this class.

Quickly, download....
1. Joomla from http://Joomla.org/downloads.html
2. AMPPS from http://ampps.com/downloads.

Joomla is the CMS while AMPPS contains Apache, MySQL, MongoDB, PHP, Perl and Python.

M just about to download and the version is 3.4.5 is that allowed?

Funjosh: I haven't sir

Well, you should try to... though it's a complicated series

Nice piece of information

tayotemowo: What killed watching the movie for me was that I read the book a while ago even before the series started coming out. After watching the first one I was kind of disappointed about the movie because most of the scenes didn't play out as the book did, I've not finished the book either because as at the time I read it the author wasn't done writing the book I'm not sure he has finished writing it till date any ways but I think anybody that reads novels well should read the books I have the soft copies anyone interested in them can contact me on whatsapp with 08030809934 I can send all the first four or five books but only if you'll read it because they really are interesting. Sorry I just found out that I can't send the books to whatsapp so better you just send me your email addresses on whatsapp then I will mail them to you. Sorry

Edwardslanre@yahoo.com thanks

luvablesam: Lol...Nice seasonal movie,forming d dotraki language was genious....i actually thought it was a language spoken in d Persian Gulf or eastern Europe.

Nice concept. For any venture to really thrive,finance is the key

Yes... but here we don't want to but we want to earn big from the venture we fail to finance

Funjosh: You want to make me watch the movie

Seriously who still hasn't watched it?

winetapper: the funny part is the dragon would also be moving and talking to her

Nollywood still has more work to do

A million decades work to do

Funjosh: The current Nigerian President can also do such but I doubt if those law maker will allow him

The have law maker there at Uruguay too...

And yes buhari can but it takes a lot to do such