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 Celebrities › Re: Twitter User Comes For Wizkid For Not Showing Up At Event He Collected Money For by simdam500(m): 7:24pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
What I don't understand is that it's only one handle that is talking for the rest... why? |
| Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Moderator Of The Year 2015 (Nomination thread) by simdam500(m): 7:22pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
ademipeju: Wow so many things Don happen when I no dey around sha, where jaybee(that guy wey ban me during Mr and miss nairaland last two years) and mynd44....Reminded me of that year when there was mod nominations and category nominations... Nl has changed and where have you been since? Asking of sexkilz sef   lol... been a long time... guess you need to adapt to the change |
| Politics › Re: Female Billionaires That Own Private Jets In Nigeria(photos) by simdam500(m): 7:00pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
They are determined.... Irrespective of how they made it |
| Education › Re: Lesbianism Scandal Rocks Kogi University by simdam500(m): 6:50pm On Oct 27, 2015*. Modified: 7:26pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
See how everyone is saying "the guys are to be blame" yet yesterday I read about the America contestants "Donald Trump" saying African men do not know more than love making... #GuessHisRight Or maybe the guys are scared of been fed menstrual blood |
| Celebrities › Re: Cynthia Morgan Fires Back At Davido On Twitter (pix) by simdam500(m): 6:35pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
Demmocrats: Ok next info tired of dumb post |
| Family › Re: Woman Who Cooks With Menstrual Blood Says "No Regrets" by simdam500(m): 6:33pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
Not surprised... in my early 20's and I am like it a old story... on the other side of my brain, guess I've heard worse but can't recall... Maybe this time, nobody needs to be castigated on the kind of sexuality they choose to become cause anyhow you try to avoid evil you will realise the world itself is the man called evil... so to live in the evil world.... Brb |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Write A Catchy Cover Letter [template Included] by simdam500(m): 6:23pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
Brilliant  |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Write A Catchy Cover Letter [template Included] by simdam500(m): 6:23pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
yorex2011: Very ok... Just watch as people start asking for free sampleThat is not even the worst, with the already made template some still find it hard to fill up with their data... while some find it hard to search for template even |
| Nairaland General › Re: FUNAAB Mano'war Recruitment Camp 25th Of July (Photos) by simdam500(m): 6:17pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
Even a lady is not left behind |
| Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy's Crush Peace Hyde Said Yes! (Photo) by simdam500(m): 5:49pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
Don baba j... single and happily married to himself |
| Crime › Re: Mechanic Stabs Friend To Death Over Ex-girlfriend by simdam500(m): 5:25pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
I do not have to spend my time reading the post... Killing is killing either over a lover or lust-er... But it brought me to the question. Why kill a fellow guy over a lady who might be someone else hoe |
| Romance › Re: He Has Been After Her For 4 Years.......She's More Educated, Older And Richer by simdam500(m): 5:19pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
halfrica:Hmmm na... I just stumbled on my followed topic and saw the interesting chat... it's quite entertaining tho  |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Attitude Of Friends When You Are Jobless. by simdam500(m): 5:16pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
Op you should be thankful for this kind of time... some people have passed through this time and have came out strong, some hasn't so they no what await them. But in all everyone will eventually go through it... But what you should be appreciative cos it is better to go through this earlier in the stage of life than latter... Another thing is that it is an eye opener to choose your friends well when you get back to your feet! 2 Likes |
| Phones › Re: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by simdam500(m): 4:59pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
walcolm: check protect.blackberry.com...log in with your BBID and password...you will see your device listed and you will see a small icon that says your device is 'anti-theft protected'Thanks... @ bolded in my settings about right? Cos it not on my BlackBerry Protect profile |
| Romance › Re: He Has Been After Her For 4 Years.......She's More Educated, Older And Richer by simdam500(m): 4:56pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
halfrica: D dude is obsessed wit me dnt even kno him beforeThose names doesn't really look like he's obsessed, erm more like he's into you in a terry G kinda way |
| Phones › Re: Nigeria Fines Telecom Giant MTN $5bn by simdam500(m): 11:12pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
Surprisingly since they blocked my line to force me to re register, I haven't and I doubt I will |
| Phones › Re: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by simdam500(m): 10:29pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
Cruize306: My good people please help a brother,Non could charge it in what way? More explanation is needed... Is it that when a charger is plugged in, it charges for few sec and stops or there's a sign... Cruize306: It's such a shame that i'll come here, post a problem and be ignored.About that... am sorry on everyone's behalf |
| Phones › Re: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by simdam500(m): 5:07pm On Oct 26, 2015*. Modified: 6:33pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
MissIncognito: How's the update like?No obvious changes in it since it not a major upgrade but an update... I only noticed my android apps are not too lagging... and the problem I have with my BBM is fixed, i.e before my chat data are not saving... What else * thinking * ehn ehn hoping my video player won't crack again sha... I've lost track of my series because of that... |
| Phones › Re: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by simdam500(m): 4:51pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
MissIncognito: I actually have an update available but unfortunately, I do not have access to a WiFi network.Z10 It easy, get a fellow bb10 device and use its hot spots... |
| Phones › Re: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by simdam500(m): 4:34pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
I just updated to the latest os... an I must say this is flawless... and my device is looking s£xy...One question... how do I know if my bbI'd has been locked to my device hardware, cos that was why I updated  |
| Phones › Re: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by simdam500(m): 4:30pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
MissIncognito: Hello house, is there anyway I can update the OS of my BlackBerry10 OS manually and without Pc?Yeah over the air update, only if you've received the os push... or you can check through "settings">"software update" then check... If there is... update! Preferably WiFi |
| Phones › Re: Did You Know Whatsapp Calls Are This Cheap? by simdam500(m): 6:35pm On Oct 25, 2015 |
I call using my call card, cos it cheap... I don't even know if WhatsApp call exist But op that rate is so cool |
| Politics › Re: Boko Haram Bombs Mosque In Maiduguri, 6 Killed by simdam500(m): 5:38pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
NA should stop talking again..... in fact none of the news from NA should be making ways... Their false info is more than their actions  |
| Science/Technology › Re: Bermuda Triangle Mystery - Facts And Myths by simdam500(m): 7:11am On Oct 23, 2015 |
The mystery still remains a mystery yet to be unfold... I once heard the location shift but I don't know if the shift is in meter, cm or mush less... and since the arena has been responsible for a lot loss of lives since the last 5 centuries then maybe it should be abandoned. About the country itself... looks like a much beautiful place to be and I wouldn't mind going there whatever the Risk |
| TV/Movies › Re: Fans Of “the Big Bang Theory” by simdam500(m): 6:36am On Oct 23, 2015 |
Episode 3 was a bit scientific which makes me love it though... Sheldon inability to understand sarcasm is still at its high peak cos how could he not differentiate kidnapping from the precise kidnapping, well like bernadette use to say Sheldon doesn't know when he's been mean or sarcastic because "the part of his brain that should know is getting a wedgie from the rest of his brain" lol... microbiologist no go kill person. Which takes me to the first quote Sheldon: Well, I'd hardly call this kidnapping. Where's the blindfold? Where's the duct-tape? Where's the part where you call me and demand ransom? And I try to keep you on the phone but you hang up seconds before I can trace it. And then I say, "I'm getting too old for this crud." Another one is this (though some people might not see the funny part of it) Amy: I know we're not making a fuss, but in the spirit of bachelorette parties, I made cookies in the shape of male genitals. Penny: You really didn't have to- Whoa, that is anatomic. Amy: Thank you. The veins are gummy worms. Bernadette: Oh, look, Jewish and gentile. Amy: I had extra dough. And I've never really noticed Amy didn't get her hear pierced maybe some people have... but it came to me as a shock... Bernadette: Speaking of Sheldon, how's single life treating you? Amy: Fine, I guess. I've been focusing on me. I was thinking about changing my wardrobe. Penny: Yes! Bernadette: Good for you! Amy: But then I decided I don't want to go changing who I am just because of some man. Penny: Yes. Bernadette: Good for you. Penny: You know, it is normal to want to change your look after a breakup. Amy: Actually, I was thinking of making one small change. Bernadette: Your sweater? Penny: Your glasses? Bernadette: Your hair? Penny: Your shoes. Amy: Piercing my ears. 1 Like |
| TV/Movies › Re: Fans Of “the Big Bang Theory” by simdam500(m): 6:15am On Oct 23, 2015 |
Oh and the last quote from the ep2 Sheldon: She watched it. I'm gonna get that girl back. Amy: I only watched it because you emailed it to me with the subject line "This is gonna make you mad." Sheldon: She was listening through the door. She wants me. |
| TV/Movies › Re: Fans Of “the Big Bang Theory” by simdam500(m): 6:13am On Oct 23, 2015 |
Lemme drop few of my favourite quote of Episode 2... but did anybody feel the rush within when shelly kissed penny Sheldon: Thankfully all the things my girlfriend used to do can be taken care of with my right hand. And the next is, Sheldon: Hello. Leonard: Hey, buddy, can we have some privacy? Sheldon: Of course. Wouldn't want to intrude. (takes red bra out of his pocket and hands it to Penny) This is yours. Penny: Okay, when I'm done with him, I'm gonna need more information. Sheldon: Nothing odd. I just wanted to rub Amy's nose in it. |
| TV/Movies › Re: Fans Of “the Big Bang Theory” by simdam500(m): 6:02am On Oct 23, 2015 |
Like seriously Since September? Where are the #bbt fans? |
| Crime › Re: "AK47 & Bullets" SMS: How Would You Explain Your Innocence? by simdam500(m): 12:01am On Oct 23, 2015 |
Ijaya123: How do you convince people who ain't reasonable by default?That is the main problem here... how do you They person better prove himself down to earth |
| Romance › Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Normally Use To Entertain Female Visitors by simdam500(m): 8:45am On Oct 21, 2015 |
I'll entertain you with my smartphone |
| Celebrities › Re: My Hip Is My Greatest Asset —ebube Nwagbo by simdam500(m): 8:40am On Oct 21, 2015 |
How can a normal human termed her hips as greatest asset, pls what is this world turning into sef... Brb, lemme check the account meaning of assets In financial accounting, an asset is an economic resource. Anything tangible or intangible that is capable of being owned or controlled to produce value and that is held to have positive economic value is considered an asset.Where people asset are their mansion, shares etc... your hips that will deflat in no time is your asset. Issokay o. . . . . . . . . . . . Lemme behave like a Nairaland-er for once "I came to check name and behold am not disappointed" |
| Celebrities › Re: Davido Posts A Photo Of His adorable daughter, See The Striking Resemblance.. by simdam500(m): 11:50pm On Oct 20, 2015 |
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