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Adanna28: Alobam is like Confam! Or like I agree homie

Adanna28: Alobam!

Adanna28: I try to hide it sha but Nawa oo Lmfao makes it worst
I'm always myself, kolo at times and well I like to laugh alot lol.

Tomato happy soul

Adanna28: Yes oo, I'm quite fair looking so you can imagine extra ripe tomato face Lmfao

Adanna28: I dont know what it is mehn but I get real clumsy around a guy, I find very attractive

Chai! Tomato face n play with my hair as we walk, too busy giving sexy eyes, I end up banging into something, or falling like Alicia keys to the floor!

Nawa oo

igala1: I was in a molue heading to bariga from oshodi. I was on standing motion because seats were all occupied. This lady with big azz and curvy b**bs would slide backwards near my d**k at every single gallop. Even when the bus halted she kept pressing her yarsh hard on my rod. When I highlighted from the bus, I gave her a look and she smiled back.

Anuoluwapo3054: hehehe....that night was funny, i was actually waiting for her to pass when i suddenly looked up and saw her coming with her nephew, i quickly pretended as if i had stomach ache just to get her attention...believe you me,it really worked because I was rolling on the floor that night then she came closer and closer....lifted me up and that was the beginning of our friendship. She's married today though, because I was shy to confess to her that i love her....we friendzoned each other for years though fun of each other but my problem was that I was too shy because u don't want to lose her company cos she might get angry.

macklef: Funniest thing i have done was to dress like a girl in their room.

I was teasing them of how shallow dey were with dier dressing n cat walking so
I decided to teach dem how to dress n catwalk in dier clothes, wigs n make up.
They laughed so much that day ehn, we have a video of it, i cant imagin how many times
Dey tried to use it to blackmail me against my babes, dey tell me theyld still keep the video
Years to come. Anyday i do mistake n blow that the video is gonna go viral.

But aswear it is embarassing

youngice:
2- when I see a fine girl
I ultimately lose the ability to price well , like when I boarded of bus of 100 naira for 200

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You call that thing with Jay-z picture?

from the look Of things,jay-z was passing-by,na im obodo abi wetin dem call am tear race go take by force selfie.. Jay-z no even know say person dey take selfie with am sef.

cold: Hmmm..is that camel toe i see?

Akell: Akell:
My dear techs, please hub doesn't notify me of whatsapp chats anymore. What do I do?

N.B: it used to notify me o before I switched to 10.3 from 10.2.... besides I still upgraded my whatsapp via BlackBerry World 3 days ago.

walcolm: Why are you proud of Chen?

You can recall the CEO once said that if he can secure Android Os then he will consider building one.

hardywaltz: Olé(thief), Olè(laziness)

juliusocean: Happy is a man who collects his salary and has no body (gf) expecting monthly allowee

vizkiz: I stopped reading when you mentioned "my mommy said anything you wouldn't chop, no taste am"

walcolm: There's nothing called priv OS. Priv is the name of of new BlackBerry hardware that will be running on android

tchidi: She's racist!!

wakacome: my elder sister used to keep one before,mehn the parrot make noise pass generator.. and the parrot is a great stalker...anything u say when coming into the house the parrot will say exactly the same thing to my sister...but the parrot can be very wild when hungry,I was glad my sister took the parrot to her new home wen she got married...I don't like noise.. ..

but one thing I like and am going to miss about the parrot is her sense of humor,the parrot will make u laugh and laugh,and when she mocks u na that one go make u laugh fall down sef..my sister got hers at 28k ...but trust me the money is worth it...parrots can offer u 5hrs comedy daily... that is if u have trained the parrot well..and make sure u get a young parrot that is less than 3 months...

Electronzeez: If you don't like noise, do not get yourself a parrot.

I was the happiest when our parrot pack off, she eat every minute, talk from morning till night . Whenever she is hungry she whistle my name loud .

She eat cooked beans and soaked corn .


I was very happy when she was dead, she is very difficult to manage, you can never keep her shut. She is very violent , always ready to attack when it took long to bring her food.


It's two years now, I don't pray dad bring home another cause I swear I will kill it

nani667: Priv shall be released shortly... Seems RIM has embraced wisdom and are porting to Android in a last ditch attempt to revive their already dead......