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LiteratureRe: What Is The Best Story You Have Read On Nairaland? by simdam500(m): 6:07am On Jun 28, 2014
Malvonspeare: chistar's debut-my complicated love story. Are u guys actually on nairaland ? undecided
LiteratureRe: What Is The Best Story You Have Read On Nairaland? by simdam500(m): 10:38pm On Jun 27, 2014
Coolval imsu story tho, it will make u high
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Is Back!!! by simdam500(m): 10:21pm On Jun 27, 2014
Elantracey: finally , thank God o , but my story cry I hope all the data's are recovered o
Hope not, if it this year data
Music/RadioRe: SimDam Lyrics and Music Analysis Studio by simdam500(op): 10:18pm On Jun 27, 2014
If I was your boyfriend, I’d never let you go
I can take you places you ain’tnever been before
Baby take a chance or you’ll never ever know
I got money in my hands that I’d really like to blow
Swag swag swag, on you
Chillin' by the fire while we eating fondue
I don't know 'bout me but I know about you
So say hello to falsetto in three two
I’d like to be everything you want
Hey girl, let me talk to you
If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go
Keep you on my arm girl, you’d never be alone
I can be a gentleman, anythingyou want
If I was your boyfriend, I’d never let you go, I’d never letyou go
Tell me what you like yeah tell me what you don’t
I could be your Buzz Lightyear, fly across the globe
I don’t never wanna fight yeah, you already know
I am ‘ma a make you shine bright like you’re laying in the snow burr
Girlfriend, girlfriend, you couldbe my girlfriend
You could be my girlfriend until the, world ends
Make you dance do a spin anda twirl and
Voice goin' crazy on this hook like a whirl wind swaggie
I’d like to be everything you want
Hey girl, let me talk to you
If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go
Keep you on my arm girl, you’d never be alone
I can be a gentleman, anythingyou want
If I was your boyfriend, I’d never let you go, I’d never letyou go
So give me a chance, ‘cause you’re all I need girl
Spend a week wit' your boy I’llbe calling you my girlfriend
If I was your man, I’d never leave you girl
I just want to love you, if I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go (and treat you right)
Keep you on my arm girl, you’d never be alone
I can be a gentleman, anythingyou want
If I was your boyfriend, I’d never let you go, I’d never letyou go
Na na na na na na na na na yeah girl,
Na na na na na na na na na, ifI was your boyfriend
Na na na na na na na na na hey
Na na na na na na na na na, ifI was your boyfriend
Music/RadioRe: SimDam Lyrics and Music Analysis Studio by simdam500(op): 10:18pm On Jun 27, 2014
1. Justin bieber-boyfriend
Music/RadioRe: SimDam Lyrics and Music Analysis Studio by simdam500(op): 10:18pm On Jun 27, 2014
Where do I start now.... angry

Let just make the nite with
SportsRe: Photos Of Vincent Enyeama’s Family As He Marks His Wedding Anniversary by simdam500(m): 10:03pm On Jun 27, 2014
crusader01: I respect this guy so much,and he has proven that he is worth of my respect.
RomanceRe: 5 Days Without Nairaland; How Has It Been For You? by simdam500(m): 9:59pm On Jun 27, 2014
MabraO: It wasn't fun oh
I had to break up with my GF
shocked
Nairaland GeneralRe: Reaction Of Nairalanders During The Offline Period! by simdam500(m): 6:30pm On Jun 27, 2014
I JUST REALISE I LOST MY MENTIONS AND LIKES shocked
Nairaland GeneralRe: Reaction Of Nairalanders During The Offline Period! by simdam500(m): 6:28pm On Jun 27, 2014
[quote author=T-val]I felt I was disconnected from knowing what was going on in Nigeria.[/quote]*thumbs up*

you are so RIGHT
Nairaland GeneralRe: Reaction Of Nairalanders During The Offline Period! by simdam500(m): 6:27pm On Jun 27, 2014
DJDOLA:
For my area people thought am d owner of nairaland no so I carry d thing put for head like say tomorow no day...thank God NL is back....I try naijapals am not satisfy I try linda ikeji boring I tried naijaloaded useless.
no be only you even for my place of work... co-worker, boss even customer sef know say i no get my sef..

com see work on moday morning, naa so i just dey draw like ogbono soup
Nairaland GeneralRe: Reaction Of Nairalanders During The Offline Period! by simdam500(m): 6:24pm On Jun 27, 2014
xron: It will definately happen again..and i guess that would be the end of this website..if the moderators who feel to be gods dont behave them selves..And if Seun,dont take their actions into consideration.
Imagine,giving someone a ban of 20 years..just because he tried to caution and address a moderator.
We are not babies..most people here are IT specialists trained in South Africa and China,who can undo a website just in a click of two buttons..Take note Seun..and call your moderators to order.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Reaction Of Nairalanders During The Offline Period! by simdam500(m): 6:20pm On Jun 27, 2014
guente02: Missed Her
who plshuh wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: Reaction Of Nairalanders During The Offline Period! by simdam500(m): 6:19pm On Jun 27, 2014
it gave me time to rant on twitter like someone whose gf was taken away....

who was i shouting at then oooohuh?























oh yes, it was seun himself.... i tweet him like every sec
SportsRe: Suarez Loses Sponsor Because Of Bite by simdam500(m): 6:17pm On Jun 27, 2014
odun4love: he no chop meat commot from house....



Thank God nairaland is coming up gradually
abi we thank God o
Nairaland GeneralRe: Welcoming All E-warriors!!! by simdam500(m): 2:12pm On Jun 27, 2014
I miss nl badly
Nairaland GeneralRe: .:: Seun Explain What Happened To Nairaland? ::. by simdam500(m): 2:10pm On Jun 27, 2014
Oluwatola5: #takes front seat

#grabs popcorn and pepsi

***frowns face*** Oga Seun, whatever happened to the threads i am following? my posts, my threads and most especially the e-diary i just opened a day to when God-knowns-what happened to NL
?


I am para-ing bad bad angry angry angry


oya talk, i am listening
Para ING with pop corn.... U don't mean it... Lolz... Drop pop corn and grab cutlass joor...


Good to be back guys.... But I lost post
RomanceRe: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by simdam500(m): 11:52pm On Jan 10, 2014
So, all the while, u r hating mehuh
CelebritiesRe: What Kcee's Limpopo Really Means + Pictures. Have Nigerians Been Fooled? by simdam500(m): 9:34pm On Jan 10, 2014
i dont care
PhonesRe: Nigerian Twitter Users (Tweeps) Thread - Let's Follow Each Other by simdam500(m): 8:44pm On Jan 08, 2014
you dont need to mention...

instant ffb https://twitter.com/Simdam500

#teamNL
RomanceRe: Whats With Guys And Boobs? by simdam500(m): 3:08pm On Jan 07, 2014
mizzthang: huh? He wouldn't dare o!!!! Suck what? Abeg go read again o... nobody squeezes this precious lil thangs!

**adjusts boobsies well and sticks them out***
why stickin them out towards mehuh

*pushes her back, like i didnt notice*
RomanceRe: Whats With Guys And Boobs? by simdam500(m): 2:59pm On Jan 07, 2014
mizzthang: That ur laugh ehn...looks like u saying,. "this lady no know what's up, any boobs wey me I see will never remain the same"
grin grin grin were u peeping?? i tink my heart is closed now.. how com u know wat i was tinkin
RomanceRe: Whats With Guys And Boobs? by simdam500(m): 2:55pm On Jan 07, 2014
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...correction....we hate Boobsi....we prefer nyansh..big heavy nyansh! angry[/quote]talk for ya self joor!!!

#Teambossom
Nairaland GeneralRe: Cute! This Boy And His Dog Are Inseparable by simdam500(m): 9:59pm On Jan 06, 2014
awesome photos!


the boy looks chinco sef
Christianity EtcRe: How Adam Was Created As a Baby by simdam500(m): 9:45pm On Jan 06, 2014
esere826: and by the way,
..this write up is no revelation at all from God or anything ethereal

it is only a fruit of my having fun times with my God and the bible
....trying to explore its 'secrets'

Afterall, most of the visual ideas we have of the bible were actually not clearly stated in the bible
they were given to us by hollywood and our sunday school teachers

i dont consider myself any less than either
..and so will write to my hearts content
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Benefits Derived From Nairaland by simdam500(m): 9:40pm On Jan 06, 2014
*runs into thread*
another benefit i get from NL is confidence..........








aah aah aah! i can abuse sowi i mean i can talk boldly grin
TravelRe: Aviation Agencies Hold National Prayer For Air Safety by simdam500(m): 9:38pm On Jan 06, 2014
k2039: 90% of our prayers are irresponsible prayer.

Can someone tell this clowns that God will never do for you what you can do for yourself.
RomanceRe: Menses On Wedding Night? by simdam500(m): 9:36pm On Jan 06, 2014
GENTLETEE: You mustn't make love the wedding night.
a curse or a blessinghuh?? grin
PhonesRe: Nigerian Twitter Users (Tweeps) Thread - Let's Follow Each Other by simdam500(m): 9:33pm On Jan 06, 2014
my problem is wen u ff me, i can stop the feeling of not ff back https://twitter.com/Simdam500
PhonesRe: Nigerian Twitter Users (Tweeps) Thread - Let's Follow Each Other by simdam500(m): 9:31pm On Jan 06, 2014
ask ma ff https://twitter.com/Simdam500 i ff back without mention

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