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PoliticsRe: Open Letter: Obasanjo An Egomaniac, Says Edwin Clark by simdam500(m): 9:26pm On Jan 06, 2014
Please Observe The Following Rules: (skip)
3. Don't advocate or encourage violent actions against any person, tribe, race, or group of people.
WebmastersRe: Joomla FREE Training On Nairaland Live!!! by simdam500(m): 7:49pm On Jan 06, 2014
ZinoFego: Welcome back. We were supposed to learn
1. Download a copy of Joomla from http://Joomla.org and install it on an online hosting server (online website) but on a second thought, lets learn how to use Joomla offline (localhost). This will save cost on the part of a new user and also someone who has no regular access to internet service. Though you'll need the internet to download some applications and files that we'll be using in this class.

Quickly, download....
1. Joomla from http://Joomla.org/downloads.html
2. AMPPS from http://ampps.com/downloads.

Joomla is the CMS while AMPPS contains Apache, MySQL, MongoDB, PHP, Perl and Python.
sorry i came in late....

i cant download the AMPPS cos of the size(158mb)... my subscription is damn pay as u go...


so does it have a softwarehuh?
Christianity EtcRe: Forty Thousand Naira Of One Thousand Naira Denomination Change To Five Naira . by simdam500(m): 6:51pm On Jan 06, 2014
let me take a sit now.... b4 this topic rush carry himself join fp.....


anyway.....


life is real
PoliticsRe: Don't Contest 2015 Election- Prophet Warns Jonathan by simdam500(m): 6:48pm On Jan 06, 2014
Jona!!! u hear now...
TV/MoviesRe: 76' Movie - Trailer + (Is This The Best Nigerian Film Yet)? by simdam500(m): 6:39pm On Jan 06, 2014
WOULD CHECK THIS OUT....


THO #nonollywoodinthepresenceofkids
RomanceRe: Menses On Wedding Night? by simdam500(m): 6:11pm On Jan 06, 2014
McLuhan: I find this fixation on sex and sexuality rather annoying. Must every discussion on Nairaland be connected to intercourse? The worst of all is that such threads often tend to objectify women and reduce them to mere tools for the satiation of male lust. As a man, I find this portrayal not only demeaning to women but also insulting to those of us who consider our wives equal partners with us. The idea of menstruation on one's wedding night as constituting some kind of sin or abomination is sexist, chauvinistic, and condescending.
and lubricating, and sublimating, and exclamating, and evaluating, and elevating...... and so on and so forth... eferything ing!!!!!!
RomanceRe: Menses On Wedding Night? by simdam500(m): 6:09pm On Jan 06, 2014
i'll watch her szleep and i will eat all night
RomanceRe: Menses On Wedding Night? by simdam500(m): 6:08pm On Jan 06, 2014
pickabeau1: i thought ASUU had called off the strike
grin
TravelRe: Aviation Agencies Hold National Prayer For Air Safety by simdam500(m): 3:44pm On Jan 06, 2014
prayerhuh

see them loot fooling their self not me...

when we have faulty engines, katangwa planes... tokunbo pilot, second hand engineers, overused planes properties!!! naa prayer go replace those ones
PropertiesRe: Abuja - A City Of Empty Houses by simdam500(m): 3:32pm On Jan 06, 2014
op. where is abujahuh
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Benefits Derived From Nairaland by simdam500(m): 3:28pm On Jan 06, 2014
i get banned!!! is that ithuh
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Benefits Derived From Nairaland by simdam500(m): 3:27pm On Jan 06, 2014
shocked
ifyalways: NLD is mostly a playground for me. I hardly take anyone or thing serious.
RomanceRe: My Native And White Wedding Update ~~Photos~~ by simdam500(m): 3:20pm On Jan 06, 2014
[size=14pt]happy married life!!! i for swear for mod, if e no make fp, tank God they behave


long life and pros...... *dont even know wat to say*


just stay bless...
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SportsRe: I Never Knew Mikel Could Score Goals - Mourinho by simdam500(m): 11:15pm On Jan 05, 2014
PRINCEHPXP: hahaha.... mikel is just a gud midfielder i suggest he should leave chelsea to anoda club he will score goals..
Jokes EtcRe: Lolz! Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders! by simdam500(op): 10:57am On Jan 05, 2014
Chief Lucky: Henno is that Nondon?
Phone Operator: Yes.
Chief Lucky: Can I speak to Selator Nawrence Dafilole?
Phone Operator: Senator Lawrence Dafinone is out.
Chief Lucky: Can I message you?
Phone Operator: Sure!
Chief Lucky: Tell him Chief Nucky from Nagos called.
Phone Operator: Please spell your name!
Chief Lucky: Are you ready? Oya…
L for Elephant
U for Europe
C for Scissors
K for Chemist
Y for Wire………
EducationRe: 15 Exam Cheats Now Born Again Return Their WAEC Certificates by simdam500(m): 12:44am On Jan 05, 2014
Mentality
Jokes EtcRe: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by simdam500(m): 5:09pm On Jan 04, 2014
Weirdone: And you said this was humorous... undecided
which joke losthuh
Jokes EtcRe: Humourous Replies To Romantic Statements by simdam500(m): 5:07pm On Jan 04, 2014
pweetixandy: *dies*
pours on her head... *iced water*
CelebritiesRe: Annie Idibia, Tuface's Wife Gives Birth To Baby Girl by simdam500(m): 5:01pm On Jan 04, 2014
Princess2be: Wetin tonto dikeh dey find here?
wetin consign tonto with annie birthhuh smh
RomanceRe: Signs That Your Long Distance Relationship Is Fading by simdam500(op): 4:45pm On Jan 04, 2014
STENON: Bt Y do Good n Faithful Guys alwz meetin Bad n Bleep up Girls??.....
MODIFIED
RomanceRe: Signs That Your Long Distance Relationship Is Fading by simdam500(op): 4:27pm On Jan 04, 2014
donvickk: it realy depnd on de party dat ar involved. I kept 1 relationship lik dat y i wz outside d cantry bt i leta messed it up by shitin on her after she had waited 4 me jst simply bcus of a new one i caught y in skul. Nw d newone is actin strange as a matter of fac we hv brokeup shud i go bac 2 d previous one pls advice me. Girls ar evil oooo
it always never too late.... *wat if this your previous girl still have the belief you would come back or meant to be together*

swallow your pride, go for her

*prayin for u to succeed... & QUIT CHEATING* *PULLS HIS EARS*
RomanceRe: Nairaland Association Of Playboys [NAP] by simdam500(m): 4:17pm On Jan 04, 2014
*walks into the thread with action, after free from ban* take a sit
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Huge Crocodile Was Captured In Omole Estate (Lagos) by simdam500(m): 4:15pm On Jan 04, 2014
grin
pembisco: was dt necessary? Wel weda has or nt, he's d president now. So go nd die
RomanceRe: Love At First Sight!! [pictured] by simdam500(m): 4:12pm On Jan 04, 2014
[quote author=ms_pee]tongue tongue[/quote]whathuh


seun when will we have emoticons for tongue in? *Ms pee needs it*
RomanceRe: Love At First Sight!! [pictured] by simdam500(m): 1:21pm On Jan 04, 2014
[quote author=ms_pee]You find trouble pass winsh grin[/quote]pass wizard sef smiley




[quote author=ms_pee]Really? smiley
So you are 2 weeks old, abi? cheesy[/quote]aah aah... shocked
RomanceRe: Love At First Sight!! [pictured] by simdam500(m): 1:18pm On Jan 04, 2014
simdam500 say so

RomanceRe: Love At First Sight!! [pictured] by simdam500(m): 1:05pm On Jan 04, 2014
pembisco: Wow! HilariousI wish our ladies will be so innocent like dis litle grl...she innocently fell inlove with him nt minding weda he has money or nt
story story story!!!


let give the babe in the pix 3yrs more... she go dey uninnocent pass Ms. pee
RomanceRe: Love At First Sight!! [pictured] by simdam500(m): 1:02pm On Jan 04, 2014
[quote author=ms_pee]No, you are too big. cheesy[/quote]awwww... u wonbelieveit....

the dude in the pix is older than me
RomanceRe: Love At First Sight!! [pictured] by simdam500(m): 1:01pm On Jan 04, 2014
nabania, ife ni ne geme
RomanceRe: Love At First Sight!! [pictured] by simdam500(m): 12:59pm On Jan 04, 2014
SpicyMimi: Chai..see love o!
u dey find 1huh
RomanceRe: Love At First Sight!! [pictured] by simdam500(m): 12:50pm On Jan 04, 2014
[quote author=ms_pee]You are not serious. cheesy

So what's the big deal there? That the kids were playing..and enjoying it with their free/innocent minds? cheesy[/quote]will you play such play with me, if we met in the vehiclehuh

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