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TV/MoviesRe: Photos From Funso Fashola, Skebe's Burial by simdam500(m): 8:28pm On Sep 12, 2015
CelebritiesRe: Kate Henshaw’s 85-Year-Old Landlord Lambasts Her Over Fire Incident by simdam500(m): 8:25pm On Sep 12, 2015
I wanted to look surprise but no I refuse to.


Saying it again, nollywood is a joke! undecided
With all the movie premier, production and project that they are paid for. Na motor them they use am buy meanwhile land is getting cheaper shocked


If I hear anybody talk about how brilliant or creative she is to me eh, I'll kick the person ni... ordinary foundation she can't build undecided
CelebritiesRe: Premiere Of Shuga Season 4: Nigerian Celebrities Stun On Red Carpet by simdam500(m): 8:00pm On Sep 12, 2015
Hallelujah, thought they said June...



BTW, I love the shuga font
CareerRe: Photo: This Is The Bitter Truth About Work Place by simdam500(m): 7:50pm On Sep 12, 2015
It happens had such experience. But you only resign not because of the hope op is given but because you have a better place to leave for...



Only then will you experience what the op is saying cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe Blasted Over Daughter's "Breast Exposure" by simdam500(m): 7:42pm On Sep 12, 2015
Hypocrisy thread
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy At Cherubim & Seraphim: Rare Baby Photos Of Mavin Boss Growing Up by simdam500(m): 7:39pm On Sep 12, 2015
fairheven: "the GIFT of a man makes way for him;DON BABA was a Pianist in Cherubim an Seraphim church in Umuahia, he was so good they brought him down to Lagos branch, later the same church took him to London to go Mentor the church Pianist over there and it was from there he met the like of JJC and DBANJ. Never despise your days of little beginning

C&S churning out talents since time "Imo river"
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy At Cherubim & Seraphim: Rare Baby Photos Of Mavin Boss Growing Up by simdam500(m): 7:38pm On Sep 12, 2015
mrkels: Blood of jesus.


See how he got his fame n small money!

Chai...
Fear this people oh.


Fear them! Damn!!!
Fear who are "them"
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy At Cherubim & Seraphim: Rare Baby Photos Of Mavin Boss Growing Up by simdam500(m): 7:25pm On Sep 12, 2015
Cherubim and seraphim, he started well and continued well



Thy rod and thy staff! smiley
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage shares photo of her new shape 2 months after giving birth by simdam500(m): 2:18pm On Sep 12, 2015
She should get back to studio soon.

Nice work out
FashionRe: Can You Rock This Designer Suit? (pics) by simdam500(m): 1:25pm On Sep 12, 2015
Backo bag cheesy cheesy



Sexy
CultureRe: Village In America Where The Yoruba Culture Is Being Practiced (Photos) by simdam500(m): 10:48am On Sep 12, 2015
To God be the glory....




We are all human made by God smiley
CultureRe: Village In America Where The Yoruba Culture Is Being Practiced (Photos) by simdam500(m): 10:46am On Sep 12, 2015
WailingWailer00: Yellowbar people are frustrated children of hate

Hausa hates them

Igbo hates them

South South hates them


Very disgusting dirty bastards

Their babes pussycat dey draw like ewedu grin
Yes and we are chopping it wink


Wailer undecided undecided
CelebritiesRe: P'Square Gets A New House In Atlanta (Photos) by simdam500(m): 10:29am On Sep 12, 2015
More blessings
Foreign AffairsRe: At least 65 dead in Makkah Grand Mosque crane crash (graphic Pics) by simdam500(m): 9:10am On Sep 12, 2015
I think every believer Christian, Islam, science or traditional.


We should know life can be lost anywhere, we've heard of pastor dieing on the altar, in car, in class in fact people die doing what they love best which makes me recall
fatdon2: embarassed embarassed Imagine a man
died playing the sport he loved. That actually shows someone can lose
his or her life at anytime, value your life,
family and friends while they’re still here cause they’re not going to be here
forever. Rest in peace brother.
So I see no reason why we blame religion for not been too perfect. undecided
Foreign AffairsRe: At least 65 dead in Makkah Grand Mosque crane crash (graphic Pics) by simdam500(m): 8:40am On Sep 12, 2015
oleeee: it is shameful DAT ur father made d wrong decision by wasting his s*perm nd ur mother wasting 9month of her m*iserable life just bcs ov u,,,,she could have been paid 4 d service she offer ur nuisance father DAT 9yt she wasted with your dad,,foooool
shocked this is strong o!

You are very mad at the dude, walahi cheesy
FamilyRe: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by simdam500(m): 9:43am On Sep 08, 2015
testimonyobaoyin: like seriously you have done nothing bad, u are married with a baby.please don't be embarrassed she even own u an apology
Op you see this?

Am fully in support plus she need to apologize to your wife for calling her animal too undecided undecided

She's a mum but u need to fvck a wife.
CelebritiesRe: Fans Attack Afrocandy For Insulting Stephanie Okereke by simdam500(m): 9:38am On Sep 08, 2015
adeyemi97: just search for afrocandy sextape on google, that woman get mad boobs bruh
shocked cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Fans Attack Afrocandy For Insulting Stephanie Okereke by simdam500(m): 9:31am On Sep 08, 2015
adeyemi97: Very good, I just saw her sextape on facebook

MAKAVELI OFFSPRING IN THIS MOTHAF*CKER
Link? wink
RomanceRe: When You're With Your Babe And She's Always Pressing Her Phone by simdam500(m): 10:28pm On Sep 07, 2015
Soo everybody has an iota of jealousy in them.... Dunno, even the guys are saying I'll form calling too.

Lol
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade Reacts To 'kicking Tiwa Savage From The Throne' by simdam500(m): 9:35pm On Sep 05, 2015
Feranmicharles: Where's that yesterdays mumuhuh Comparing her to tiwahuh



Nice response yemi,even tho you use style accept say tiwa na ur mama baba. Any how She's ya baba anyday anytime. smiley wink


Abeg tiwa give your pikin to tee bliz jare,and get into the studio,if to say u don drop one lamba now,no one go dey talk dis nonsense. Oya straight to studio b4 I submit this comment grin


#YemiRocks #TiwaRocksMore grin
Christianity EtcRe: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by simdam500(m): 9:33pm On Sep 05, 2015
The story isn't well detailed,

But either, or either not; I'll say we guys should thread carefully
PoliticsRe: Union Bank vs Buhari Trending On Twitter (pics) by simdam500(m): 6:18pm On Sep 04, 2015
Union Bank be feeling like the GCFR of Nigeria has us as his only trusted bank to put his money wink ...


So what make you a normal citizens want to doubt our integrity lipsrsealed

grin
PoliticsRe: Union Bank vs Buhari Trending On Twitter (pics) by simdam500(m): 5:45pm On Sep 04, 2015
mummyson26: Op charge ur phone and stop using bb10 psiphon cheat it's a crime
Shut up! That is not a bb10
RomanceRe: I Love My Girlfriend/boyfriend... But .. (add Yours) by simdam500(m): 5:31pm On Sep 04, 2015
stteejax: tanks..buh....hmmm no tanks...should I say I would fink about ithuh Gerrarahia..she can goan die..lols
cheesy love first
PoliticsRe: Union Bank vs Buhari Trending On Twitter (pics) by simdam500(m): 5:24pm On Sep 04, 2015
20pounds: It was the horse that attracted baba. He saw the horse logo, remembered all the durbars he used to watch as a boy and it created a bond between the two.

I am sure the account was opened in their Area 3, Abuja office; where they have a sturdy house standing infront of the building. On the day the account was opened, baba walked close and touched the horse, he felt the legs and certified it strong. He also took cognisance of the fact that horse represents strenght.

He went in...

Baba: "good mornin, how are you?"

Bank clerk: "good morning sir"

Baba: "please, is your bank the owner of the horse outside?"

Bank clerk: "horse?...oh, the logo..yes sir"

Baba: "ok,you people must like horses very well..?"

Bank clerk: "yes we do sir"

Baba: "that is good! I prefer cows, but I like horses too. I just have fewer horses than cows"

Bank clerk: "ok sir. May be you can open an account for your horses and cows here"

Baba: "sure?"

Bank clerk: "yes sir"

Baba: "ok. I hope 5000 will be enough to open the account?"

Bank clerk: "yes sir. What is your name sir?"

Baba: "Muhammadu Buhari..."

Bank clerk: "General Buhari !..."

Baba: "don't bother with the general"


If any bank wants baba as a customer, they should hurry to the Ministry of trades and Investment and change their trademark and logo to the following;

1. Cow

2. Mud houses

3. Military boots.

4. Helmet

5. Carmouflage uniform

6. Plot number of the land in Port-Harcourt not found yet.
Not funny undecided



















But surprisingly I laughed
CelebritiesRe: How Yemi Alade Finally Kicked Out Tiwa Savage From The Throne by simdam500(m): 4:20pm On Sep 04, 2015
Richie0974: Don't worry by the time Tiwa releases one or two singles, steers one or two controversies.... They'll almost forget about Yemi Alade..... Just wait for her kid to be older.... wink
Don't mind the op,


Tiwa is just the queen in the game for now and nobody else
PoliticsRe: Helen Mukoro Is Presidential Candidate In Spain (Photo) by simdam500(m): 8:57am On Sep 04, 2015
Now I know who is behind our setback in this country shocked




































Us!
Just because we are diverse in ethnicity which is supposed to be seen as an opportunity, we are now blinded by hatred. Infact here on nairaland, I won't be surprised if another insurgency group should root up cos of our hate, intimidation, and lack of education.

Can't even believe only few (like 4 to 6) people wished her goodluck after the whole retarded comments, like she "can't win" she's black" she's dressed like olo" she's a biafra" she's better come home".


Well, we will get there and last time I checked, to get there; we need to start now.

Goodluck ma'am
CrimeRe: Driver Remanded In Prison For Touching Neighbour’s Daughter’s Breast by simdam500(m): 9:54pm On Sep 03, 2015
direkt: What if a girl touches a guy's joystick will she go to prison too?


Do you own a clothing and accessories shop? Show everyone your designs HERE.
Lol... the said guy will run to nairaland and create thread like "photo: see what a 11yrs old girl did"
CrimeRe: Driver Remanded In Prison For Touching Neighbour’s Daughter’s Breast by simdam500(m): 9:48pm On Sep 03, 2015
lekjons: Good for him

NB: u'll meet 1 idiot below me, just swallow your anger, don't say anything and proceed to read other sensible posts
Lol. You are right, the guy below u is on heat
Jobs/VacanciesRe: International Jobs: Nigerians Are Turned Down by simdam500(m): 7:37pm On Sep 03, 2015
Started from the bottom now we are here
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: The New Face Of Nigerian Politics by simdam500(m): 7:31pm On Sep 03, 2015
[img]http://1.bp..com/-x8luJuS11Ss/VegWx5B5XfI/AAAAAAAADV4/BWbist8rLPM/s400/yyy.jpg[/img]

I can bet my kobo that a normal truck pusher in my country Nigeria will not kit up like this.

Why can't the gov push the truck without the glove and nose cover... mtchew

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