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Music/RadioRe: Why Mode Nine Is Broke by simmy(m): 3:57pm On Dec 02, 2008
people like the poster above is exctly y e go tey b4 9jerian hiphop becomes standard.
RomanceRe: UBA Manager Wants Me To Give Her A Child by simmy(m): 4:10pm On Nov 27, 2008
she can afford N2.5 million and she hasn't heard of artificial insemination from some hospital
RomanceRe: How To Get Over A Crush? by simmy(m): 2:15pm On Nov 27, 2008
meet me
WebmastersRe: Nigeria Ad Agency Vs America Ad Agency by simmy(m): 12:13pm On Nov 27, 2008
abeg make we hear word/, all these 9jerian agencies tht want differentiation at all costs call themselves all sorts of names. all na same. evry adman worth his salt knows communication is now brand centred no longer ad centred, hence this ridiculous change in definition by these new age agencies.
Agreed many 9jerian agencies are still in the stone age in terms of advertising but please lets call a spade a spade,
WebmastersRe: Nigeria Ad Agency Vs America Ad Agency by simmy(m): 9:56am On Nov 26, 2008
believe me, online advertising is the next phase for advertising in 9ja. many ad agencies are glancing in tht direction. and there are manyplausible reasons y the agency u mentioned doesnt have a website, one of which might be, its under construction?
AutosRe: 2004 Murano SL (leather) N1.9m Only! Nairalanders Year End Appreciation/Giveaway by simmy(m): 10:24am On Nov 25, 2008
hi j
sent u a mail already. tryn reply asap
still interested
Simmy
AutosRe: 2004 Murano SL (leather) N1.9m Only! Nairalanders Year End Appreciation/Giveaway by simmy(m): 5:33pm On Nov 24, 2008
hi j
How soon can this deal b done with. should i send u a mail or smthng? do i get to see the car 1st or what? from the pics u posted it seems like the cars are still in the us?
RomanceRe: Picking Up Calls During Love Making by simmy(m): 3:46pm On Nov 24, 2008
Quote from Ebony silk
A life or  5mins of hot sex?


Ermmm,  lets see,  Hot sexhuh
There are very few lives that are worth 5 WHOLE MINUTES of hot sex
AutosRe: 2004 Murano SL (leather) N1.9m Only! Nairalanders Year End Appreciation/Giveaway by simmy(m): 2:54pm On Nov 24, 2008
@poster
im interested o, but can it go 4 1.6?
PoliticsRe: Merrill Lynch Ranks Nigeria World’s Safest Economy by simmy(m): 10:45am On Nov 24, 2008
oh but come on, but sometimes we should really settle down and see through the gimmicks these people play
Nigeri is the safest economy in the world! Agreed. Y is it the safest? Especially when all other mega economies are in trouble.
Definitely because our economy is no way linked to the world economy. What used to be our greatest disadvantage is now our biggest asset. We dont produce anything (but oil) and we re not involved in trade with the rest of the world in any substantial way. In short, we r isolated from the rest of the world.
And that is y we r the safest economy in the world.
Its just another way of saying you guys are backward niggas.
Jokes EtcRe: Drinking Problem. by simmy(m): 12:48pm On Nov 19, 2008
twasnt tht funny
BusinessRe: How Would You Raise Money For Christmas/Salah? Tell Us by simmy(m): 12:44pm On Nov 19, 2008
y'all can stand on allen (both male n female) wearing the shortest things u ve got.
CareerRe: 60% Of Bankers To Lose Their Jobs? by simmy(m): 12:04pm On Nov 19, 2008
look, its a tough world, only the fittest survuve,. shit or get off the pot. if u dont have what it takes to work in a bank go work someplace else. do u think its easy to earn all those monies these bankers get paid these days?
Poems For ReviewRe: Who Is Ready To Buy My Script by simmy(m): 2:16pm On Nov 18, 2008
pontian is a movie script writer that has movies for sell,
Poems For ReviewA Short Story by simmy(op): 2:07pm On Nov 18, 2008
A short story

I grew up in a quaint little village called Lamurudu. It was a quiet little village, Lamurudu; squashed up between much bigger towns somewhere close to the coast in Yorubaland.We bothered no one and no one bothered us. Our founding father was said to be Oduduwa’s bastard child who followed his father down south after he fled Mecca and so most other Yoruba s didn’t want to have much to do with us. We didn’t mind though. We just wanted to live in peace. it was in the days when the whole Yoruba nation was taken up in war and almost no one was safe. There were wars and rumours of war. Lamurudu was quiet though. Lamurudu was fun. Lamurudu had been home to me since I was born and I knew nowhere else. I was the only child of my parents and everybody agreed that I was a little spoilt. Though spoilt in a nice way. I was good natured if a little too playful and I wasn’t rude. I just tended to speak my mind. My father was a very well respected farmer in the village. He alone produced almost half of the yams sold on market days. He and his yams were indirectly responsible for the livelihood of several families in the village and it was rumored that Obatala had personally come from the sea and given my ancestors the secret of growing humongous yams and it had been passed down from generation to generation for hundreds of years to my father. Obatala it was rumored had also said, our family will forever always bear one child. A male child. Of course I was that male child and one day, this secret will be mine. But I had to grow up first and be a man.



I didn’t like my Father much because he felt I was incorrigibly lazy He didn’t think I was much of a man yet and I bet he thought I was never going to grow up to be much of a man,, He wanted me to get up from my mat every morning before my mother s big scary cock started to crow, walk in the dark for hours to his farm and then work for hours on the farm! I wasn’t going to have any of that. Luckily mu mother felt the same way too.

“My son will not work like a slave. He s much too young” She would shout at my Father any time he forced me to go to the farm.

“He’s almost a man! Look at him! He’ll never own any slaves at this rate” my Father would reply grumpily.

But my Mother always had her way. My Father was much too fond of her.

So, I grew up in an easy sort of way. I had to admit compared to most of my friends I had it good. I came from relatively wealthy home and I wasn’t burdened with responsibility.



Every morning I got up, well after sunrise and had a breakfast of cool mashed corn and akara, expertly fried into balls and spiced with pepper and all-what-not. Sometimes I’d get tired of akara and would demand Ölë from my Mother’s servants. They all worshiped me, especially the female servants because they knew my mother adored me and I was the heir to the family throne. I was at that age when I had just started to notice women and some of them where looking more and more enticing every day. Some of them where of marriageable age and didn’t give a damn that I was just a kid. They had too much to gain from being my wife some day. I would never forget my first encounter with Aduke. My sweet Aduke of the dancing eyes.



I t was a few moons ago, and I was down with Iba. My Father felt my Mother was overreacting and that I would get well soon but she insisted on getting the best Oluawo from Ososa to divine for me and heal me. She also insisted much to my pleasure on Aduke-of-the-dancing-eyes attending to my every need. The Oluawo came and went but left an ominous message.



“You are not a boy, my child. You are a man’’. His eyes flickering over to me forebodingly as he rattled his horn. I could see his brows crease wonderingly in the dull lights in my Mothers hut as I lay shivering on the mat.



“Your seed will go to places nobody in your village has ever been and ever will”. Your seed shall not be like you, neither shall he be like the others. He shall be like no other before him, yet exactly like many after him”. He will leave a difficult and miserable life. But he will pass on the knowledge to his seed what Obatala refused to pass on to you’’. His mother shall grow to be a queen some day. And rule over many… including you. You my son, shall however, grow up to be the greatest man from his village and you will do many terrible deeds.”



“So, he shall not die?” my Mother asked trembling from the low doorway. “Thank you my Father”.



Aduke of the dancing eyes did not say anything but I saw the fear that entered those dancing eyes as soon as the Awo came leave and concentrate their rhythm on me in a calculating way that stirred something I didn’t fully understand in my loins. That night, after my Mother had set the Awo back to Ososa no doubt with plenty of cowries in his pocket, and everyone else and gone to sleep, Aduke put out the lights and asked me in a whisper if I had gone to sleep.



“Obayemi? Sö ti sun bi?”



I pretended like I was asleep because I noticed she had been behaving strangely ever since she heard the prophecy and produced what I considered a very convincing snore.

Aduke-of-the-dancing-eyes obviously was not convinced because she promptly got into my mat with me after removing all of her clothes. She normally slept on the floor beside me. I was too shocked to react. She must have been possessed by something! A slave had absolutely no right to get so intimate with her master without being invited first. If I had forced her into intimacy, the laws demanded I either take her as a wife (and the law would give her her full rights and make sure I never maltreated her) or give her adequate compensation if she didn’t want to marry me. But a woman slave forcing her master into intimacy was another thing. She could go to jail for a very long time. Or become a slave forever without a chance of redemption. Or bearing in mind that the gods had proclaimed I would have only one child, she would be killed if she got pregnant. Of course, only after delivering the baby.



She pressed her warm naked body against me.



Before I could say “Aduke? E ha ti ri?” She had slipped my now erect manhood into her moist void. Of course I couldn’t pretend like I was asleep anymore and she didn’t seem to care. It didn’t take long, a few seconds I guess and I had my first experience of what it felt like to be a man.

Aduke-of-the-dancing-eyes chuckled to herself as she dismounted and said something about somebody who had a long way to go to be a man.

“I shall tell everyone you raped me” she whispered fiercely. It will be your word against mine. Everybody knows how much you flirt with the young girls.

It was true. I had developed quite a reputation with the girls. I eyed them with too obvious interest. Strangely I was not bothered; I was just filled with strange warmth, the warmth of manhood. Aduke-of-the dancing-eyes did not get pregnant but the story spread round my Mother’s compound. I was ripe for the taking!


To be Continued
RomanceRe: Name One Reason To Cheat by simmy(m): 2:48pm On Nov 17, 2008
bc i can?
Foreign AffairsRe: Full Text Of Obama's Acceptance Speech. by simmy(m): 10:02am On Nov 05, 2008
rexfx2:
The only person that would be let down is you, and other extreme short sighted pessimist like you.
I don't only support Obama and believe in him, i Pray for him.
Wow! exactly what i thot u'd say
Foreign AffairsRe: Full Text Of Obama's Acceptance Speech. by simmy(m): 8:48am On Nov 05, 2008
i wonder why people are so prone to hero worship! Obama CANNOT be the angel he seems to be,,, be prepared to be let down
Christianity EtcRe: Christian Terrorists! by simmy(m): 1:09pm On Nov 04, 2008
being a Xtian myself, i find it amazing when many xtians use double standards in judging issues. Xtian terroroists are people who terrorise other people while claiming to follow Christ. Simple. How are they different from Muslim terrorists? if you can somehow blame Islam for terrorism, why cant u blame Chrisitanity also?
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Always Go For Bad Boys? by simmy(m): 2:42pm On Oct 28, 2008
sighsigh
TV/MoviesRe: Most Beautiful Movies You've Watched? by simmy(m): 4:40pm On Oct 23, 2008
Juliet must die by genevieve and omotola, I love the exquisite colouring and expressive acting and and, i still get goosebumps when I see this movie, its so beautiful it makes me wanna cry. check out the romantic location and the score? imagine r.kelly, celine dion, twista, chakadmus and the plers, michael jackson, eminem and lionel richie all in one movie!
pure ectasy, i recommend this movie 100% best movie ever!
RomanceRe: What Type Of Person Is The Most Likely To Cheat? by simmy(m): 12:53pm On Oct 23, 2008
those of us who look like butter wont melt in our mouth
SportsRe: 2010 World Cup Qualifier - The Final Draw by simmy(m): 12:43pm On Oct 23, 2008
hmmm, Tunisia will be tough to qualify ahead of

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