₦airaland Forum

If I were to be any politician in the history of Nigeria, it would be Jagaban!
No one dead or alive understands Nigerian politics like he does.

happybee:
She try...
No make up and she still look beautiful..

no make me insult you...

FarahAideed:
That's the electoral malpractice na ..weeks before election they gave him malpractice bailout to deceive voters

Abia state will gladly welcome this same treatment but their governor ordered kerosene for them instead. the tanker is still loading at the depot

PureGoldh:
Issoryt

it is not alright o.... it is far from alright!
Ogun kill them there!

FarahAideed:
So the rascal of Kogi was given 50 billion naira bailout weeks to elections? Is that not a form of electoral malpractice ?

the man has paid all salary arrears to workers. he doesn't owe them a single dime as we speak

Gracealone:
Rice, chicken and Turkey are now expensive.

so you could even afford those luxuries before and you're here shouting?

Tomorrow when they hear soldiers will be passing that same road again....

MelesZenawi:
Singer and no one has heard of his album..

mtcheew

Have you ever heard of a Hausa musician releasing an album?
The most successful musician here doesn't even have a mixtape!

Na toto go kee you there!

One of the easiest people to scam in Nigeria today are politicians!
Their own tools of deception has clouded their sense of reasoning making them vulnerable to fake promises and sweet talk.
Sharp guys are already capitalizing on this

Governors in northern Nigeria need to hold their own summit to convince parents to send their children to school.
I was going to fund the building of a new primary school in Kaduna earlier this year only for the land owner to decline its sale because he heard "western education" in my sentence.
I just weak for them!

If this world start afresh....

dirtydiva:
Damn Mehn.... Only God knows how much I hate people who hv body odour, some of the causes are infection disease that hv stayed long causing her serum and fluid to change while atimes is as a result of hormonal changes. But that babe sucks

see how you ran emergency diagnostics on her?
with the way you're saying it, her body odour will graduate to full blown stench or foul smell

When Egyptians refused to come out and watch other nations play at AFCON how could they generate enough revenue?
TV rights and sponsorship funds were shared by the corrupt executives long before the tournament began only for Egyptians to scatter their plans

they look so much alike!
RIP mama

Wealthierboy:
I swear next year i will be one of the contestant.

Work no dey the country so waitin man go do

@poster above
don't worry, i got this!

leetech:
Good day sirs/ma's, I wish to humbly request/plead for a loan from any able individual or organization as the case may be.
My name is Emmy Leo Suleiman and I am based in Niger state, Minna to be precise. I am a graduate of biochemistry from the federal university of technology Minna but yet to get a good job and is the reason I hv decided to be self employed and quit writing application letters that won't be giving any favourable response or even looked into.
Am the first child in a family of 6 hence I hv alot of responsibilities and I have to bear them therefore I need a reasonable steady income.
To cut the long story short I want to request/plead to anyone in the mainland community that can give me a business loan of 100,000-150,000 for a duration of 1year.
I read couple of threads where people use this Avenue to perpetrate fraudulent activities,scamming those who helped them in the name of loan request so I have decided anyone who God touches to help me will not send me money I will personally pay the individual a visit to complete arrangements swell as tell alittle about my business plans/ideas..
Please I need everyone who reads this post or comes across this thread to know that this is a cry from one out of many Nigerian youths out there who has decided to shun crime and vices but stick to hardwork and determination. You would have added something positive into the society sir/ma.
Here is my number 09010854777

if you can come to my office in Abuja then check my signature and give me a call.

I'm so glad that we're all gonna feel it together! they should increase fuel pump price too... some mumu zombies will be crying and still shouting "Sai Baba" in between sobs

Just tell us you are recruiting them into the BMC
I bet my left balls they are MTN Sims too

I know say God go do am for all of us one day!

as for that yeye girl wey break up with me yesterday...

Samnick:
na flower b dat or vegetable (efo)

its Ugwu leaves.... that particular variety is common in Anambra state!

LearnITsmash:
That guy looks unkempt, I have always said that Nigerian families are never good together in business

tell that to Dangote group!

Kneephy:
Dami Ogudu tried it, it backfired!

Ayodeji Balogun also tried and it backfired!

You can try ur own too!!


We're looking

Lookman

Wehdon o!

So even these senators thieves can fall maga like this?
please who has Rochas Okorocha's number? i want to give him 8 executive table slots at the London new yam festival holding this weekend

RyanD147:
Akoko is now the twice of Russia, how can you carry out 800 projects and we can’t point 2 even 10 of them.

The projects are so big that you can't see them with your naked eyes!
-Lai Mohammed

So these senators thieves can easily fall maga like this?
Please who has Rochas Okorocha's number?, i have executive slots for him at the London new yam festival holding this weekend...

They attacked our mummy?
Do they want us to burn down that useless school?

Praizenews:
Why nah

when you just rush in to comment without reading the post, why wouldn't you look stupid?

The way this tribunal is announcing this judgment, i now understand why those lawyers were sleeping!

they will now provide only 1 machine to capture bio data of thousands of applicants just to frustrate them, then create a back door for those who can pay 30k cash to collect their's in 48hours.... useless people!

$1.2billion
Mark Zuckberg should please introduce the Facebook dating platform in Nigeria. I've always wanted to date an american!

only zombies with half brains will believe such a lie!
Look closely, every part of the truck is burnt except the part with the terrorist flag on it, like that part is fireproof abi?
Even the rubber tires which should have been burnt ages ago somehow survived the fire
this is amateur Photoshop