Davash222:
To regain relevance

Frankly, I don’t even know the name of Kwara state Governor but I know Saraki.
Saraki remains the only top Politician in Kwara state.

Kwara state governor right now....

Nigerian government has no intention of paying this 30k. this is one of the biggest scam ever pulled off on civil servants and they still don't know yet

Holy Moses!
i can't believe this... the embassy people are mad!
if na to run from south Africa reach Abuja just run. this life no get part replay!

Elders in Chioma's village who've never bought ordinary lollipop for her will spring out of nowhere with marriage rites fees!

i hope she sang the part where Chris Brown said "i fvck with an attitude"

i thought he said no new song in five years time... September done reach and all him children dey resume school, no pay school fees see

Davash222:
That's how Tacha would shades her friends who are calling her bitter soul now.

there's a difference between a bitter soul and an unclean Olosho!
Tacha will only end up like Maheeda or Cosy and nobody will beg for her number except Vaseline crew wey done chip maga

When they reach Chukwudi's shop...

Mob: are you not a Nigerian?

Chukwudi:

Sunofgod:
Employ Yahoo boys!

To come and be dragging 30k...abi na 18k with una?

And someone said Yoruba people can do without partying....

Raydos:
Using sunshade at night,

Which village this Zlatan come from??

How does his wearing glasses change the fact that he's a millionaire and you still can't afford peak milk for tea tomorrow?

thesicilian:
These meetings are usually for more devious reasons than just the obvious.

shey na because we no invite you ni...

daewoorazer:

Demon in chief
Assistant demon
Nigeria’s oppressors...
With wide mouthed kings

Welldone merchant of holiness!
assistant Jesus...

Me keep my money in bank again?... i die

Thats how they'll be fighting insecurity on newspaper and blogs. when herdsmen storm their communities now....

when i told you people that Oyinbos have found ways of collecting their share of our money from greedy corrupt politicians you people said i was mad... now negudu this one?

TUANKU:
This is the man who wanted to be president, a financial criminal wanted to take over from a terrorist.

Nigerians calling a sitting president a terrorist on the largest forum in Nigeria and later say there's no freedom of speech under Buhari....

Looks like they're heading out for a bottle of Krest at a nearby lounge

Last time i returned from abroad, i spent 20minutes outside knocking for someone to let me in... they said they didn't hear me because it was raining!

The same way they strategized to use Atiku to divide northern votes and up till today Atiku is yet to cum!

Shebi una no wan check my signature collect money start your own business... ordinary 11months salary na im una block road?!

kaorama:
Lazy and troublesome parasites looking for how to milk any other part of the country dry.

hunger for north no be here o!
all of them voted Buhari and now abandoned their people in search of greener pasture.... pastures kee you there!

Na so dem talk for Kaduna too but Almajiris have been on the increase, now trooping as early as 7am to your doors.
na my fault sha... i gave one fried rice with chicken one day and news spread among them!

thunder fire you there!

Nollyzonenews:
Yes they need to start going after Yahoo Politicians that will be scamming us with lies

blame the Nigerians who believes the lies every 4years.
they recycle the same corrupt men and expect things to be any different...
how can sane people vote Atiku with his history in Nigeria?... heard some people are campaigning for Tinubu already
hunger go kee una i swear!

My Igbo brothers, everybody is in danger everywhere in Nigeria.
stop raising unnecessary alarm in an already volatile environment please

Aonkuuse:
It is just impossible to pay back, are you even sure they still have any kobo to pay back. Here in Benue Ortom is using ghost workers to make money.

this your mouth will put you in trouble!
how can you just accuse Ortom just like that? if police pick you tomorrow now you'll say you're only joking

Mcreloaded:
Same should be done to all borders not only to stop smuggling but also to check influx of arms and foreigners especially herdsmen that are not Nigerians and the customs should be properly trained to meet up to their responsibilities.

borders in the north are not necessarily by road. arms are smuggled on donkeys, camels, cows etc through forest routes known to only locals and nomads. Nigerian customes and immigration security can't stop what they know little about.
don't ask me how i know all these please...

This is one of the main reasons people are rushing to buy Benz....

OMG!!
Wailers waiting for Atiku to cum be like...

vastolord4:
In summary Nigeria is lead by unrepentant wicked sons of .....

Please forgive my manners

Forgive wetin?
You must complete that statement....

With his grammar, i would have disqualified him from the gubernatorial race if given the chance